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I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO CANNED TUNA (TICKER:FISH)

>> No.49529467

don't forget your deenz and beenz

>> No.49529495

>>49529102
did you just assume that tuna would identify as a fish?

>> No.49529500

>>49529102
Excellent thread

>> No.49529508

>>49529102
Sir this is biz not ck.

>> No.49529549

>>49529102
>tuna already has four letters
>choses fish as ticker symbol

>> No.49529563

>>49529102
Avoid the tuna with oil

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

>> No.49529948

>>49529102
>Escolar can be mislabeled in both restaurants and at fish markets. In 2009, tuna samples from sushi restaurants in New York City and Denver were DNA tested. Five of nine restaurants serving fish labeled "white tuna", "white tuna (albacore)" or "super white tuna" were actually serving escolar
>The escolar's wax ester content can cause keriorrhea (Greek: flow of wax), also called gempylotoxism or gempylid fish poisoning. Symptoms range from stomach cramps to rapid loose bowel movements, occurring 30 minutes to 36 hours following consumption.
Get ready to SHIT YOUR FUCKING PANTS. Much of the so called Tuna in the USA is actually escolar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/ng0p8wiki/Escolar