Just become a pilot bro,

[Anonymous No.49480426]

earn 6 figs, you will be a social butterfly and enjoy your life

[Anonymous No.49480453]

>>49480426
it costs like $50-100k in training and you need to grind for 5-8 years before you hit $100k at a regional airline and another 2-5 years before you can hope of getting a job at a major airline.

t. looked into becoming a pilot

[Anonymous No.49480469]

>>49480426
Glorified taxi drivers

[Anonymous No.49480713]

>>49480426
Actually, a few of the carriers are now only recruiting gay or fat pilots as they're fed up with them fucking the air stewardesses when they hit the hotel. If you're straight and attractive, they deliberately put you on a flight with 50 year old stewardesses. It's not the game it used to be.

[Anonymous No.49480716]

its the closet thing to the benefits of being rich without actually being rich

[Anonymous No.49480723]

But they bump and dumb

Why do women do this to themselves?

[Anonymous No.49480727]

lots of money and can fuck others when the cuck pilot husband is off the ground

[Anonymous No.49480735]

>>49480713
>50 year old
Nice

[Anonymous No.49480744]

>>49480713
>If you're straight and attractive, they deliberately put you on a flight with 50 year old stewardesses.
Holy fuck where the MILF airline at?????

[Anonymous No.49480747]

>>49480453
Still not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.49480764]

>>49480713
>they're fed up with them fucking the air stewardesses when they hit the hotel
Sometimes they fucked them in the cockpit.

[Anonymous No.49480769]

>>49480453
That is ridiculously overinflated.
I'd become a pilot if I could smoke weed, but they are boomer faggots at the FAA OK with an 8 hour bottle-to-throttle rule, but no kush. Fucking boomer niggers.

[Anonymous No.49480804]

>>49480769
>That is ridiculously overinflated.
in what way?

[Anonymous No.49480838]

>>49480804
In a deviantart sort of way.

[Anonymous No.49480842]

>>49480426
Pilots are only in a given city for a few days at a time, for a woman looking for a quick fuck and nothing afterwards that's pretty ideal

[Anonymous No.49480844]

>>49480426
>6 figs
>never home

They’re like superintendents

[Anonymous No.49480850]

>>49480426
>why do women love pilots
>tinder
It's because tinder thots will stay on tinder and bang other dudes while the husband is away on a flight. Also, they are likely the stereotypical "wanderlust" roastie who thinks pilots are exotic and well traveled and want to live that lifestyle without putting in any of the work. They want to travel the world while their husband/boyfriend flies just them around.

[Anonymous No.49480867]

>>49480426
it takes years to become a pilot, but only seconds to steal a pilots hat and outfit... and snap a few tinder pics

[Anonymous No.49480879]

>>49480426
The actual reason though is pretty disgusting. Learnt this from an EX-girlfriend. At lower pressures at altitude nitrogen bubbles form and migrate to mucosal surfaces including the vagina and clitoris. Here they become trapped but when pressed upon they pop like bubble wrap and release endorphins. It's like the pleasure of stepping on rice krispies but vaginally and so sex in the air makes women mind blown whores. So that applies to any sex in the air, which obviously a pilot guarantees but as a further point the same kind of happens in men but the penis offers no mucosal surface for escape so the nitrogen over time actually just accrues in the pilot penis and whilst on land it becomes saggy and mishappen, in the air, especially the altitudes of a transatlantic pilot, the penis becomes huge, erect and oxygen tank hard. So the conjunction is like driving a formula one car over rice krispies.

[Anonymous No.49480919]

>>49480713
Pop out those dentures grandma, it's time to get your boner - I mean bonus.

[Anonymous No.49481048]

>>49480842
>for a whore
ftfy

[Anonymous No.49481067]

>>49480426
Only the illuminati children become pilots to perpetuate the globe earth lie. I don't think a commoner can become an important pilot, you have to be born in the right family for a job like this one, anon

[Anonymous No.49481071]

for some reason only uggos and fatties liked me on tinder. i’m jacked shredded and wealthy. $100K is chump change poorfag status. i unironically do much better in real life. weird

[Anonymous No.49481146]

>>49481067

[Anonymous No.49481148]

>>49480769
DOOOD weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed need mah weeeeeeeeed dooooooooood

[Anonymous No.49481151]

>>49480426
but I already am a pilot and I hate it. It literally is just being an overworked, glorified bus driver. Maybe it was awesome back in the 80s but it sure af isn't now

[Anonymous No.49481173]

>>49481067
Sluts on apps prefer a rich guy with a job that takes him out of town to NEET rich guy because they like to cheat.

[Anonymous No.49481193]

>>49480769
>I really like this career path that could totally change my life but my weed habit is non-negotiable
This is called addiction.

[Anonymous No.49481239]

>>49481151
The pay gotta be nice though, no? 99% of people hate their jobs anyway, and most of them don't make good money, but if you are, then just count your blessings and be humble.

[Anonymous No.49481368]

Aren't a majority of pilots these days pajeets? Guarantee nobody thinks it's a sexy high profile job if you're Indian. Indian men are fucked out of the dating market for the most part.

[Anonymous No.49481440]

>>49481368
What the FUCK is with street shitters taking up all of the tech and mechanical professions in the West? A good 50% of my pilots in the last 3 years have been pajeets. Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.49481492]

>>49480426
Because women like men that drive the big machine. Look at those down syndrome hillbillies that drive those big trucks with huge wheels and have the testicles hanging off the towbar, they usually have girls with them too. The woman's brain is wired up to only make the most rudimentary observations, similar to that of a chimp. In this case it's Big Machine = Big Man and Big Man = Do Sex

[Anonymous No.49481505]

>>49480426
paying/training to be a pilot just for pussy seems excessive

whats job #2?

[Anonymous No.49481509]

>>49481440
They’re like Jews, once they get in to a position, they hire each other exclusively and they get away with it because they’re shit skin foreigners.

[Anonymous No.49481539]

>>49481071
I think it's because you're actually not jacked shredded and wealthy, otherwise they would talk to you

[Anonymous No.49481540]

>>49481193
I prefer the term lifestyle.
But there are many reasons for why I have not pursued aviation.
The idea of having to deal with the unwashed Spirit Airlines masses on my way up is also a boner-killer.
Flightsim is still fun and kino though.

[Anonymous No.49481545]

>>49480769
>Imagine limiting your life's potential to only things that involve smoking weed.
I feel sorry for you, anon. I hope you find the happiness you are looking for someday.

[Anonymous No.49481558]

>>49481193
This is called standing up for your principles

duuuude

[Anonymous No.49481565]

>>49480426

Already thought about this. I will have my ATPL in 3 years from now hopefully.

When I travel overseas, I will just use my tinder account to get chicks to the hotel if it’s allowed. It’s that easy!

[Anonymous No.49481585]

>>49480426

[Anonymous No.49481604]

>>49481505
>whats job #2?
You have to be a dog for #2. The rest of the ranking, you have to become a horse.

[Anonymous No.49481618]

>>49481540
you're addicted
good news is weed addiction is probably the easiest addiction to drop

[Anonymous No.49481648]

>>49481604
You just......... K N O W

[Anonymous No.49481680]

>>49480764
She's doing the needful

[Anonymous No.49481684]

>>49481618
I really appreciate your cavalier good Samaritan approach, but you can kindly blow it out your ass, nigger.

[Anonymous No.49481691]

>>49481545
Weed is good though. I wish it were legal here, I'd smoke all day every day

[Anonymous No.49481755]

>>49481585
The west would look like this if we didn’t have heavy machinery and diesel fuel

[Anonymous No.49481851]

A pilot is nothing but a glorified taxi driver in the end, and learning to fly a plane does not require particularly high IQ or anything. Pilots are attractive because, in their space (the plane) for that time, they're completely in charge.

Why do girls all want the DJ in the club? He's a nobody, just some bum. But he's the centre of attention and the man in charge, for that space and time.

[Anonymous No.49481950]

>>49481755
The west looks the way it does because white men pioneered heavy machinery and diesel. Africa is sitting on incredible quantities of oil and other resources. They could be just like the west too, but instead they are still killing albino people because they think their blood is magic. Seems like their current disposition has less to do with heavy machinery and diesel and more with their inability to mentally grasp concepts past those of the 16th century.

[Anonymous No.49482092]

>pilot and roasties thread
>nobody points out she loves to travel therefore a pilot can help her with it
since when /biz/ became full of dumbasses

[Anonymous No.49482110]

>>49480764
good

>>49480769
dude weed lmao dude lamo. i need it for my anxiety and depression dude lmao. dude lmao im not addictive its not addictive bro its natural lmao. i cant stop anyti- i mean i can stop anytime i want just not today lmao. dude lmao weed lmao. lmao. lmao. weed ha lmao. dude i will stop tomorrow. actually next week lmao i need it to focus. lmao. dude i just need a quick sesh with the fellas lmao. dude you roll terrible spliffs lemme roll lmao. lmao dude weed lmao lmao lmao lmao LMAO EL EM AY FUCKING OH NIGGER YOU LIKE ROLLING WEED YOU FUCKING FAGGIT? HIT THOSE DABS? THOSE SPLYFFS? ROLLING WITH YOUR WHAT 'HOMIES?' YOU THINK YOUR COOL PUNK ASS NIGGA? WE SMOKE ROCKS DOWN HERE IN INDY YOUR SHIT PROB LACED MEX DIRT WEED KEK LMAO LUH MAO EL EM AYY OOOOOOO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DUDE WEED WEED WEED WEED HAHAHAHAH LMAO LMAO SMOKE UP NIGGA

[Anonymous No.49482121]

>>49480713
>they're fed up with them fucking the air stewardesses when they hit the hotel.

why the fuck would they care?

[Anonymous No.49482154]

>>49482121
chequed

[Anonymous No.49482166]

>>49482110
You make a very compelling point yet weed is still better than the SSRIs they want to give everyone for anxiety and depression.

[Anonymous No.49482174]

>>49480879
Is this why women say they love travelling?

[Anonymous No.49482199]

>>49481368
wouldn't trust anyone but a while male to be my pilot or surgeon, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.49482210]

>>49482092
/biz/ is mostly broke loserz who say glowiez instead of glowniggers cuz they are often a manchild whose only interactions with women were in high school

[Anonymous No.49482242]

>>49481755
If we didn't have those, we would...invent them again I guess

[Anonymous No.49482289]

>>49481755
Rome 2000 years ago didn't have heavy machinery or diesel

[Anonymous No.49482346]

>>49482121
Sexual harassment claims and probably because HR are all fat jealous feminists

[Anonymous No.49482394]

>>49481604
That's a cat

[Anonymous No.49482441]

>>49481755
>>49481950
>>49482289
We should all thank Vin Diesels great grandfather, Otto Diesel, for doing the needful and inventing the diesel cycle.

[Anonymous No.49482497]

>>49481851
I hate women so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.49482543]

>>49482199
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

[Anonymous No.49482573]

>>49481604
dog more photogenic than 95% of males :(

[Anonymous No.49482579]

>>49482543
A nigger?

[Anonymous No.49482596]

>>49482579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSertVICPs

[Anonymous No.49482599]

>>49481193
>>49481545
>>49482110
>rent free obsession

[Anonymous No.49482657]

>>49482543
a mistake

[Anonymous No.49482744]

>>49482596
Why is it so kino bros?

[Anonymous No.49482795]

>take a pic of yourself wearing pilot shirt in front of a plane
>put it on tinder
>job: pilot
>"yeah im only in the city for the weekend so we have to meet tonight babe you can come to my place maybe i'll catch you next month"
>i dont even have a driver's licence :^)

[Anonymous No.49482802]

>>49481193
I got around mine....

t. wfh as a product designer in tech, USD 160k + benis and bonus, in soCal with the cheapest and best weed in the world

[Anonymous No.49482821]

>>49482795
does that actually work?

[Anonymous No.49482831]

>>49482166
>>49482599
jokes on you guys, you took the bait. now invest in some bgc. ticker goho

[Anonymous No.49482860]

>>49482821
yes if you have a BGC (big GOOSE cock) ticker GOHO

>>49482795
total BGC move

[Anonymous No.49482888]

>>49481545
Imagine being a k*ffar nonbeliever because you can't stop eating pig meat and sucking dissociation juice

If you had faith in Allah and His Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) you wouldn't need to erect dirty chemical barriers between your mind and your life.

[Anonymous No.49482913]

>>49481851
>>49480469

>t. seething walmart cashiers

[Anonymous No.49482965]

>>49481067

This

Land masses are a lot fucking closer than people think, if you live in Florida for example you'd be alarmed to know how close Africa actually is.

[Anonymous No.49482979]

>>49482121
Fat fuck HR Karen being a fat fuck bitch.

[Anonymous No.49483053]

>>49482888
>dirty chemical barriers
like your brown skin?

[Anonymous No.49483133]

>>49482831
You GOHO tards are incorrigible. Show hands

[Anonymous No.49483141]

>>49480453
>5-8 years before you hit $100k at a regional airline an
Kek no. It used to be 1500 hours which would be about 2 years of instruction at a school. But this year they just lowered it to 750 hours. That's basically every flight school now emptying out after a year of teaching.
>>49480879
Is this why I'm always so horny on a flight?
>>49481368
Nah most are white men and lot of Mormons from the air force.

[Anonymous No.49483153]

>>49482599
The other anon was so obsessed with weed that he refuses to do anything in life that he can't do while getting stoned, but yes, WE have the obsession because we pointed it out. Kek the absolute state of stoners. Fuck it though, stay stoned for all I care. Less competition for me as I climb my way up the success ladder. I'll be enjoying my 6 fig career while you are cutting grass and working at Gamestop.

[Anonymous No.49483167]

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It's because a pilot will be out of the house when they fuck Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.49483222]

>>49480764
Source on pic?

[Anonymous No.49483359]

>>49483133
you fear the bgc obviously. your wife takes bgc

[Anonymous No.49483548]

>Caring what women want
NGMI

[Anonymous No.49483602]

I flew helicopters for a bit and that shit was stressful and you don’t even get paid that much. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.49483716]

>>49481539
well, you’re definitely incorrect. if you weigh less than 315lbs, could bench press you.

[Anonymous No.49483766]

>>49483141
last i heard regionals started at $60-70k and this after grinding out 1-2 years of training + 1-2 (now 1, apparently) year of flight school? and then another 3-5 years at a regional before you reach captain ($100k or so)?

[Anonymous No.49483950]

>>49483167
>mass replying asian
lol

[Anonymous No.49484263]

>>49481691
the fuck it matters ? weed is banned everywhere in europe except netherlands and still everyone and everywhere smokes it

[Anonymous No.49484368]

>>49482110
You must be at least18 to post on 4channel

[Anonymous No.49484413]

>>49483167
>Anonymous (ID: pwmrAZr/) 06/09/22(Thu)11:53:00 No.49483167▶>>49483950
>>>49480426 (OP) >>49480453 (You) >>49480469 >>49480713 >>49480716 >>49480723 >>49480723 >>49480727 >>49480735 >>49480744 >>49480747 >>49480764 >>49480769 >>49480804 (You) >>49480838 >>49480842 >>49480844 >>49480850 >>49480867 >>49480879 >>49480919 >>49481048 >>49481067 >>49481071 >>49481146 >>49481148 >>49481151 >>49481173 >>49481193 >>49481239 >>49481368 >>49481440 >>49481492 >>49481505 >>49481509 >>49481539 >>49481540 >>49481545 >>49481558 >>49481565 >>49481585 >>49481604 >>49481618 >>49481648 >>49481680 >>49481684 >>49481691 >>49481755 >>49481851 >>49481950 >>49482092 >>49482110 >>49482121 >>49482154 >>49482166 >>49482174 >>49482199 >>49482210 >>49482242 >>49482289 >>49482346 >>49482394 >>49482441 >>49482497 >>49482543 >>49482573 >>49482579 >>49482596 >>49482599 >>49482657 >>49482744 >>49482795 >>49482802 >>49482821 >>49482831 >>49482860 >>49482888 >>49482913 >>49482965 >>49482979 >>49483053 >>49483133 >>49483141 >>49483153
>It's because a pilot will be out of the house when they fuck Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.49484461]

>>49484413
truth hurts, doesn't it, pilotlet.

[Anonymous No.49484698]

Whats up losers? ;) i just got accepted to pilot school;)

I even got above average score on the aptitude test ;))) it means im smart ;)))

Yep thats right my job is gonna be cooler than your shitty pathetic job ;))

ill enjoy a 300k euro salary and fucking stewardesses ;)))

enjoy your lowpay 8-16 job

pathetic.

[Anonymous No.49484764]

>>49480769
imagine getting on a plane piloted by some stoner raging out like a psycho from weed withdrawals. fuck that

[Anonymous No.49485148]

>heres your quick bang bro

[Anonymous No.49485178]

>>49480879

[Anonymous No.49485447]

>>49480426
Get vaxxed and die

[Anonymous No.49485709]

>>49482394
kek

[Anonymous No.49485733]

>>49480469
Luv me Spitfires
Simple as

[Anonymous No.49485757]

>>49480426
I want to be a pilot but I have no money

[Anonymous No.49485768]

>>49480426
I tried. My eyesight is absolute shit. Maybe after I save up for laser.

[Anonymous No.49485906]

Last time I went on a date, she made me feel like I just drank cough medicine. Women are boring, I just wanna fly.

[Anonymous No.49485934]

>>49480453
Idk but I heard a meme'd response that you could join the airforce and get your license for free and then become a commercial pilot

[Anonymous No.49486065]

>>49480426
has anyone fucked a flight attendant? i had an opportunity a couple years ago while sitting in the very last row of seats beside a decent looking young flight attendant for the entire flight. we talked the whole time and seemed to hit it off. i'm married so i didn't get her number. someone tell me some flight attendant stories so i can vicariously get a rush of dopamine in this cold dead world

[Anonymous No.49486151]

>>49481368
Poor ol' pajeets. Even niggers get girls due to the bbc myth, asians are smart enough to make big bucks and can find another asian if they wish. Anyone feel bad for Mr. smiley pajeet with his "good morning" and impeccable manners and trying his cute absurd theft of your money always to a cold bed at night... teardrop.

[Anonymous No.49486154]

>>49485934

Not that easy. Different theoretical and practical parts, not the same license

[Anonymous No.49486592]

>>49485934
being a pilot in the Air Force isn't at all easier

[Anonymous No.49488006]

>>49480764
they dont call it the cockpit for nothing

[Anonymous No.49488030]

>>49480879
do you retards actually believe this obvious bait

[Anonymous No.49488060]

>>49484413
this is the sperg from the HBAR threads.

[Anonymous No.49488387]

>>49480747
That's a terrible deal.

[Anonymous No.49488498]

>>49482166
I don't think pilots can be on that shit either. You have to do a yearly medical exam and disclosure and they don't let you fly if you have any number of conditions which may impair you.

[Anonymous No.49488517]

>>49482802
what does a product designer do and which qualifications do you have?

[Anonymous No.49488561]

>>49483141
Do US carriers require vaxmaxx?

[Anonymous No.49488638]

>>49482888
Where can I buy Muhammad? (Ticker: PBUH)