10 DOLLAR WAITING ROOM

[Anonymous No.49466077]

Link will hit 10 dollars by the end of Friday, June 10th, 2022 Anno Domini

[Anonymous No.49466600]

Fudders panicing
It is happening

[Anonymous No.49467161]

>>49466077
>>49466600
Checked

[Anonymous No.49467188]

>>49466077
WITNESSED

[Anonymous No.49467217]

>>49466077
Checked. Fudders in shambles!

>fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.49467219]

>>49466600
This is the best bit, watch them scramble to buy

[Anonymous No.49467220]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467188
czeched

[Anonymous No.49467235]

>>49466600
>>49467188
>>49466077
Checked. I’m so excited for you crazy kids

[Anonymous No.49467239]

>>49466077
SIRS wen moon

[Anonymous No.49467272]

we will reach 5 before 10.

[Anonymous No.49467320]

i am super comfy because they will dump the market to surpress this. i will load up on link when it hits 1$, not one bit sooner

https://youtu.be/8nEPWUFgfvk

[Anonymous No.49467354]

>>49467320
this is what i'm thinking will happen. keep in mind consensus is on friday, the same day the CPI numbers come out.

[Anonymous No.49467378]

>>49466077
7 and 9 the most magical numbers

[Anonymous No.49467389]

>>49466600
checked

[Anonymous No.49467399]

>>49467378
>>49466600
>>49467188
checked too

[Anonymous No.49467457]

Checked

[Anonymous No.49468585]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467188
>>49467399
Checked but itll go down and fill my buy orders first.

[Anonymous No.49468614]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467161
>>49467188
>>49467217
>>49467219
>>49467220
>>49467235
>>49467239
>>49467272
>>49467320
>>49467354
>>49467378
>>49467389
>>49467399
>>49467457
>>49468585
You all bought for $50 and are now 80 % down.

[Anonymous No.49468642]

>>49468614
Checked

[Anonymous No.49468980]

>>49468614
>bought for 50
cents, yes

[Anonymous No.49469583]

>>49466077
IT'S FUCKING COMMON ERA AND BEFORE COMMON ERA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCIJNG RELIGIOUS NUTJOBS DONT YOU KNOW NOT EVERYONE CONFORMA TO YOUR SKY DADDY FANTASY FUCK

[Anonymous No.49469664]

Sergey and Sam and Coindesk teamed up to frontrun retail by releasing the blogpost early. Now they only have two speaking events at consensus the hour and a half one and the test drive chainlink. the ten minute slot has been cancelled

[Anonymous No.49469706]

>>49469664
very nice

[Anonymous No.49469713]

>>49469664

Will the talks be streamed, or so we have to have a streamer in the audience?

[Anonymous No.49469731]

>>49469583
>Christian Era
>Before Christian Era

[Anonymous No.49469787]

>>49469713
Please direct all questions to the Official Chainlink telegram
>Disclaimer: This post contains statements about the future, including anticipated product features, development, and timelines for rollout of these features. These statements are not guarantees, and they involve risks, uncertainties, and assumptions. Community participation is necessary to conduct this next phase of testing and development, which will depend on successful testing and validation at each stage. Any contributors who choose to participate in the initial implementation do so at their own risk. There can be no assurance that actual results will not differ materially from those expressed in these statements, although we believe them to be based on reasonable assumptions. These statements may not reflect future developments due to user feedback or later events and we may not update this post in response.

[Anonymous No.49469848]

>>49469713
Say no more. Thx to the anons on /k/ for tips on the detonators

[Anonymous No.49469876]

>>49469848
based king thank you zach

[Anonymous No.49469904]

>>49469583
what marks the start of the common era kek

[Anonymous No.49469911]

Reminder this shit was $54

Congrats on the pump from $6-$8 tho

[Anonymous No.49469921]

Under the sea,
Under the sea.
Darling, it's better down where it's wetter,
Take it from me!

Up on the shore they work all day,
Out in the sun they slave away.
While we devoting, full-time to floating,
Under the sea!

[Anonymous No.49469979]

>>49469848
Who’s this guy? I asked the other day and someone told me Sam Hyde, but I look up that name and it’s a right wing comedian

[Anonymous No.49470018]

>>49469979
Chainlinkgod. Not really sure how or why this meme started

[Anonymous No.49470090]

>>49469664
Wtf it’s actually gone from the agenda

[Anonymous No.49470119]

>>49469848
based zach revenge is going to taste so sweet give them hell king

[Anonymous No.49470190]

>>49470018
He has obvious had enough and is going to go full incel at consensus tick tock market makers

[Anonymous No.49470228]

>>49470190
dude NEVER go full incel lmao

[Anonymous No.49470364]

>>49469848
Basedo Zach stay redpilled kang

[Anonymous No.49470499]

>>49466077
Checked.

Everyone in this thread with a minimum of 1000 LINK will make it by the end of 2024, specifically Sept. 28, 2024.

Check em.

[Anonymous No.49470548]

>>49470499
checked and blessed

[Anonymous No.49470566]

>>49470090
hahahahahha it's real

[Anonymous No.49470570]

>>49469848
based zach give him your energy fellow incels

[Anonymous No.49470577]

>>49469848
some of you are alright, don't come under the sea tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49470608]

>>49469848
It's about damn time someone did something positive for Crypto. Thank you based King Zach

[Anonymous No.49470611]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467188
>>49467399
>>49469911
>>49470499
>>49470566
>>49470577
$1,000.00 eoy

[Anonymous No.49470631]

>>49470577
>>49470566
>>49470499
OH FUGGG ITS HAPPENING CARNAGE AT CONSENSUS TONIGHT!!!

[Anonymous No.49470677]

>>49470090
lmao what in the everliving fuck
it literally is removed. only 1 presentation now

[Anonymous No.49470759]

>>49470677
Checked. There are still two Chainlink presentations. Test Drive Chainlink is the other one. We paid to fly several team members out to the event by dumping LINK and we are going to let VRF choose the speaker for that one. We look forward to seeing you all at the event.

[Anonymous No.49470775]

>>49470566
>>49470677
Checked
I guess they actually were planning on announcing staking in those 10 minutes lmao

[Anonymous No.49470807]

>tfw have 10k stinkers
>I will have vtuber wife thanks to my immeasurable wealth real soon

[Anonymous No.49470825]

>>49470775
but they already announced it at the start of the year. did sir gay have a stroke?

[Anonymous No.49470842]

>>49470775
see
>>49470677
it appears the 10 minute talk is cancelled?
https://events.coindesk.com/consensus2022/agenda?speakers=1425241
it now only shows 1 event for sirgay. not sure if the site is acting fucked up or his 10 minute got cancelled, where i imagine it would be him cancelling it and not consensus doing that

[Anonymous No.49470851]

>>49470825
Well now it reaffirms it. Fudders can’t use “coming year” semantics bullshit anymore lmao

[Anonymous No.49470868]

The dark days are behind us boys. $5.30 was the floor

[Anonymous No.49470881]

>>49470842
See
>>49469664

[Anonymous No.49470894]

>>49470775
it's abundantly clear at this point that this was exactly what they were planning but the bizarre shill campaign that discord trannies were running on biz for the past week wasn't achieving the desired result, so they scrapped the original plans and just quietly released a blog post. fucking bizarre

[Anonymous No.49470915]

>>49470842
token is dumping my basterds >>49470851
they should do weekly announcements at a regular scheduled time like 9am every Tuesday Mountain Time just to reconfirm the previous confirmation then add a disclaimer at the bottom saying that this is not actually a confirmation and plans change.

[Anonymous No.49470921]

>>49470499

[Anonymous No.49470937]

>>49470894
you've got it the wrong way around

[Anonymous No.49470953]

>>49470894
sentiment is at an ATL what did they expect? most of the marines in the community had to go back to work lmao

[Anonymous No.49470970]

>>49470937
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.49470989]

2020 newfag reporting in. Never bought link before, got 1500 total for like $8.40 avg. Pray for us all.

[Anonymous No.49470990]

>>49470881
okay you're right on there still a second one. no clue why sergey's name isn't under this one
and why cancel it for a second one?
I guess to upgrade from a 10 minute to a 60 minute?

[Anonymous No.49471001]

>>49470990
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.49471041]

>>49470990
Only one event was cancelled anon. The test drive and the main event were always scheduled. The definitive truth of the matter is Consensus could not afford to pay Sergey for the extra 10 minutes so they had to cancel the slot.

[Anonymous No.49471101]

>>49471041
I was misinformed then. I thought it was only the 10 minute before the merge presentation, and then the 90 minute one. had no clue there was a 3rd one for chainlink
I guess because in a 3rd one it wasn't sirgay talking so that might have been my confusion on it

[Anonymous No.49471184]

>>49471101
That is okay my fren we all make mistakes. Remember to subscribe for more updates from the team and smash that like button

-sent from Nintendo Switch

[Anonymous No.49471362]

>>49469848
redpilled thank you king

[Anonymous No.49471410]

>>49469848
based&redpilled thank you king

[Anonymous No.49471457]

>>49469848
thank you king tick tock market makers

[Anonymous No.49471576]

>>49469848
is this the new tranny fud campaign? i don't get it

[Anonymous No.49471596]

>>49470499
3 more years!

[Anonymous No.49471598]

>>49469848
based king

[Anonymous No.49471709]

>>49470499

[Anonymous No.49471771]

Note as predicted SLS impact is not applied thus more LINK is required. This all turned out to be more bullish than id expected as only a handful of feeds are locking up 75m of the circ supply which indicates they clearly have aggressive plans to get as much of the LINK locked away as possible. This must be why Johnny predicted 99.5% being staked - id have thought this would be many years away but perhaps it will only take a couple

Targeting 5% APY is also higher than id have thought and anyone who thinks that is poor is super smolbrained as this is essentially the first true sustainable staking (actual) model and not another reverse snowball DeFi ponzi scheme.

And to top it all off they also intend to implement an insurance layer dynamic as if Chainlink wasn't bullish enough.

If you spend significant time involved in crypto and don't have some LINK in cold storage, you clearly comprehend little to nothing about the long term of this space. Imagine still fading it at this point.

[Anonymous No.49471787]

[Anonymous No.49471812]

It's literally dumping right now

The absolute state of linky

>Staking announced
>-1%

[Anonymous No.49471814]

discord trannies in absolute shambles consensus will be explosive :^)

[Anonymous No.49471850]

>>49469848
>>49471362
>>49471410
>>49471457
>>49471598
anyone else get the feeling that they're setting us up to be vilified in the media. it's no coincidence that these false flag shootings are happening and subsequently being linked to 4chan by the MSM. just curious if anyone else has ever considered the consequences of these events being linked to 4chan, and 4chan being linked to LINK.

[Anonymous No.49471867]

>>49471850
you might be onto something

[Anonymous No.49471878]

>>49471771
>>49471787
>>49471814
the absolute state of pathetic fud kek they are not sending their best today

[Anonymous No.49471895]

>>49471850
>anyone else get the feeling that they're setting us up to be vilified in the media. it's no coincidence that these false flag shootings are happening and subsequently being linked to 4chan by the MSM. just curious if anyone else has ever considered the consequences of these events being linked to 4chan, and 4chan being linked to LINK.
I can definitely see that happening. Still never selling.

[Anonymous No.49471899]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467188
>>49467399
>>49469911
>>49470499
>>49470677
Checking these digits

>>49470759
Keked anon
>tfw 1k EOY

[Anonymous No.49471903]

>>49471850
>anyone else get the feeling that they're setting us up to be vilified in the media. it's no coincidence that these false flag shootings are happening and subsequently being linked to 4chan by the MSM. just curious if anyone else has ever considered the consequences of these events being linked to 4chan, and 4chan being linked to LINK.
The only way they can link LINK to 4chan is through the Twitter marines like Chainlinkgod with his racist frog avatar

[Anonymous No.49471941]

>>49471878
Yeah discord fudders are capping their own fud posts now sad and pathetic!

[Anonymous No.49471943]

>>49470499
Checked.

[Anonymous No.49471946]

>>49471867
>>49471895
>>49471903
you guys are fucking retarded fuck /pol/ LINK is against everything chud incels worship

[Anonymous No.49471990]

>>49471946
go back nigger 1488 heil hitler sir gay is our fascist bro

[Anonymous No.49472076]

bumperino

[Anonymous No.49472087]

>>49471946
>chud incel
who let a dumb bitch in here.

[Anonymous No.49472151]

>>49469583
>spaz out like a lunatic over the civilized calendar date
>rElIgIoUs NuT jObS

[Anonymous No.49472263]

>>49469848
based zach KILL KILL KILL

[Anonymous No.49472424]

>>49471903
I dont understand how the Chainlink team can hire an anon frog picture and expect to be taken seriously

[Anonymous No.49472500]

>>49468614
they're getting desperate

[Anonymous No.49472608]

>>49466600
Checked

[Anonymous No.49472653]

>>49469848
thank you for all that you do my king. based and blessed

[Anonymous No.49472781]

>>49472653
Enough of this king talk, you little piece of stool.

[Anonymous No.49472795]

>>49469848
based king thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.49472924]

>>49469848
based it is happening TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.49473086]

>>49469848
stay away from consensus if you want to live based zach is on the loose

[Anonymous No.49473100]

>>49468614
jokes on you I bought a 2k stack at $6.10

[Anonymous No.49473124]

>>49469583
Christians won, suck it up athiestfag. We win, you lose. 2022 years since what again?

[Anonymous No.49473146]

>>49469848
based king thank you zach

[Anonymous No.49473162]

>>49472781
the fud against the project itself is ending. linkies figured it out, all of it. now the full force of the fud will be directed at the holders and the community, starting with the bizarre shooting fud. it's the next evolution of pic related.

[Anonymous No.49473312]

>>49473162
What is more likely to happen? enraged losers down 90% versus ETH or a lone wolf shooting up Kindergarten. Need I remind you this is Texas.

[Anonymous No.49473342]

>Pajeet shills doing overtime selling Sergei's bags to autistic retards
Sergei is about to dump another smelly load of stinkies onto the market. Get out while you can.

[Anonymous No.49473356]

>>49473312

[Anonymous No.49473398]

>>49473356
THIS IS TEXAS

[Anonymous No.49473440]

>>49466600
made roll call this time. Checked

[Anonymous No.49473539]

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

[Anonymous No.49473951]

>>49473539
based have a bump great thread much excite

[Anonymous No.49473991]

>>49473539

[Anonymous No.49474246]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467188
Checked

[Anonymous No.49474364]

>>49469583
Ave Maria, ora pro nobis.

[Anonymous No.49474414]

I only have 433 link
How rich am I going to be in 4 years
Alternatively how much am I going to want to rope

[Anonymous No.49474433]

Please tell me if I am misinterpreting something. But it looks like V.01 is going to be super limited. In other words probably something most /biz/ holders wont be able to participate in. They say they are opening it up a little in the months following release, but not by much. So the average /biz/ holder probably wont be able to get in until V 1.0 and there is no telling when that releases. I know people are thinking it could be potentially based on how long you have held, but idk about that. I mean so you think it will really be "Oh anon has held his 1k stack since 2017 he can participate."

[Anonymous No.49474440]

>>49466077
Checked
This is now a $15 waiting room

[Anonymous No.49474475]

>>49474433
Only loyal fud trannies from twitter will get the green light to participate. it was part of eric's hiding strategy

[Anonymous No.49474481]

>>49474414
DCA 20 bucks a week

[Anonymous No.49474497]

>>49474433

[Anonymous No.49474505]

>>49473162
what does that mean? Rocket pump is inevitable?

[Anonymous No.49474522]

>>49474433
v0.1 isn't limited; the pool will be expanded to 75M in a matter of months, which is 16% of the circulating supply.

[Anonymous No.49474556]

>>49466077
$10 wow. How long til $100
I'll go first... 2024

[Anonymous No.49474561]

>>49474433
>>49474522
And considering that this 16% is for only ONE feed, and there are literally around 1500 feeds live right now, I'd say that's the exact opposite of "limited".

[Anonymous No.49474583]

>>49474561
where do you look at this data?

[Anonymous No.49474590]

>>49474556
2024 sounds about right

[Anonymous No.49474608]

>>49474556
Nah, next year at the latest. I think we hit it or get close in the last quarter of this year.

[Anonymous No.49474814]

>>49469848
zach based king you thank

[Anonymous No.49474836]

How is LINK only worth less than 5B in market cap?

-2017 OG

[Anonymous No.49474888]

>>49474590
>>49474608
$100 is more than a 10x in extraordinarily bad macro conditions. That kind of move is very rare. It's comparable to the entire run from the very bottom of the black swan COVID crash lows to the August pump. Seems frankly naive to expect that this year. I don't feel staking in the absence of sweeping adoption will have the kind of short term price effect many are anticipating.

[Anonymous No.49474913]

>>49474836
It's just price data and random numbers, more of a third semester project than a business model with growth potential, really

[Anonymous No.49474940]

>>49474913
That's more than dog shit coins does.

Should've dumped my LINK stack

[Anonymous No.49474957]

>>49474583
The staking numbers (75M in a few months) is from the staking blogpost from two days ago, the circulating supply percentage is calculated off the numbers from things like etherscan and coinmarketcap (about 450M circulating right now).

[Anonymous No.49475025]

>>49469848
this is why they cancelled the talk isn't it
you pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.49475068]

>>49475025
posters are saying that is chainlinkgod but that doesn't make any sense because no one knows who chainlinkgod really is so the full incel consensus terrorist could be anyone :O

[Anonymous No.49475097]

>>49475068
DUDE never go full incel

[Anonymous No.49475108]

>>49474888
I think if Link can start performing well in the next bear market and continue to release staking and ccip on schedule, there could be a lot of retail fomo jumping in as people look for any successful investment like they did in the last bear market.
Link did a 10x two different times in the last bear market, and that was really only off the main net launch.

There’s so much potential and upward price action being stifled right now that as soon as it starts, the next real pump will blow everyone’s minds.

[Anonymous No.49475281]

chainlink 1000$ is already happened

[Anonymous No.49475364]

>>49474888
what are you on about?
link went $0.17 to $20 in the bear
bad macro conditions are irrelevant in such a small and new space
are we are r eddit?
money is looking for value in bear markets
imagine when youtubers start going on about the google ceo after we do our first 3x

[Anonymous No.49475415]

>>49470989
Could be your last chance for a sell off. Link is a slow rug, quit holding, sell already.
I'm more concerned with P2Es now. On my watchlist are Honeyland, Artyfact and Civitas

[Anonymous No.49475484]

>>49473100
>>49472500
>>49471899
>>49471709
>>49470677
>>49470611
>>49470577
>>49470566
>>49470499
>>49469911
>>49467399
>>49467188
>>49466600
>>49466077
>>49474433
>>49474522
>>49474888
Look at these fucking digits holy shit wgmi only link has threads like this

[Anonymous No.49475572]

>>49474957
I think his actual question is "why do you expect the 75M to be limited to one feed"

[Anonymous No.49475618]

>>49475572
That would imply adding more feeds to the staking pool in the first few months.
It's certainly possible, and only more bullish.

Even just 25M for a single feed is pretty crazy considering there are 1500 feeds right now, and that's without things like CCIP or heckin smart securities.

[Anonymous No.49475624]

>>49475572
they would add more stake but sir gay didnt stack enough LPL and the pool is closed

[Anonymous No.49475645]

Imagine link going bull in the bottom of the bear market. What a redemption story. I don't htink we'll pump too high though. I don't see $20 happening anytime soon, I'd love to be wrong though.

[Anonymous No.49475701]

>>49475364
>link went $0.17 to $20 in the bear
Moron, that's a different timeline to what we were discussing. Follow the conversation before you ask what someone's about.

[Anonymous No.49476082]

Anyone any have any guesses about how actual staking will occur in terms of will we be exchanging our Link tokens for some other token (like with liquidity providing)? Reason I ask is for tax reasons as here in UK the government deemed staking a taxable event as the staked tokens are exchanged for different ones.

[Anonymous No.49476113]

>>49476082
You stake link and get paid in link you doorknob. You might get other tokens as PGP rewards.

[Anonymous No.49476269]

>>49474414
You'll be able to afford a down payment on a house or stake for a few % of your expenses, but nothing crazy. 1k is sui for a reason. It's the bare minimum for life changing money. Plain and simple, a middle class ticket in a world which is trying to snuff out the middle class. Try to get there.

[Anonymous No.49476291]

>>49470775
but they announced it in 2019?

[Anonymous No.49476308]

>>49476291
no they didn't

[Anonymous No.49476380]

>>49466600
That was me
>>49466077
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49476381]

>>49468980
sure u did lmao

[Anonymous No.49476422]

>>49476269
You didn't understand my question, though I'm a grown up so I won't insult you.
Also, you clearly don't use any defi protocols or you would have grasped my issue.

[Anonymous No.49476433]

>>49476113
Last post was meant for this guy

[Anonymous No.49476436]

>>49476113
He means when you stake your LINK will you get a different version of the token back like sLINK. As in the UK this would be classified as a disposal for tax purposes

[Anonymous No.49476456]

>>49476436
>>49476082
Link staking involves no inflation or other tokens.
It's literally the same 1 billion tokens circulating around.

[Anonymous No.49476470]

>>49476456
I can image in the future to be payed in fiat as well initially in link token.

[Anonymous No.49476471]

>>49466077
I like it when serg and ari both domini my anno

[Anonymous No.49476482]

>>49476470
There will probably be a smart contract that converts Link tokens to fiat or something for those that want this.
But the staking rewards will always be Link tokens.

[Anonymous No.49476483]

>>49476456
Yippee! That was a huge worry for me. Hope you're right..

[Anonymous No.49476504]

>>49476483
It's literally in the staking blogpost; staking rewards will come out of "native token emissions" (i.e. team wallets) and user fees (which are always in Link).

[Anonymous No.49476514]

>>49476482
They'll still be subject to tax. My issue was paying capital gains tax on the difference between the price I originally bought my Links for and the price at staking. I'd owe a fucking fortune if I had to do that and would need to sell tokens in order to pay the CG tax that year

[Anonymous No.49476517]

>>49476433
For this grave error I'm going to have to pray to Kek that you lose a little bit more than expected to slippage on your next transaction.

[Anonymous No.49476516]

>>49476482
I hope something like this comes out eventually, would make tax declaration of staking income a lot easier

[Anonymous No.49476527]

>>49476504
I'm not talking about the rewards. I'm talking about incurring CG tax before I've even earned any rewards

[Anonymous No.49476528]

>>49476436
> crypto tax in uk
lmao, no

[Anonymous No.49476549]

>>49466077
Didn't believe you OP, but here we are.

[Anonymous No.49476551]

>>49473162
Poorfag here. Will I make it with 400 LINK?

[Anonymous No.49476569]

>>49476528
Please elaborate

[Anonymous No.49476596]

>>49476082
Ausfag here, I'm going to have to pay income tax on anything I get from staking even if I don't sell it.
Fuck this country. I'm going to need accounting software just to even figure out the fucking market price of my LINK at the point I receive it.

[Anonymous No.49476602]

Do I hold? Do I buy more!? I need guidance!

[Anonymous No.49476616]

what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.49476646]

>>49476602
you will buy more.
you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.49476649]

>>49476602
Buying Link is essentially buying any and every infrastructure coin. It took me a long while to grasp this, but unironically, it seems to be the only one that truely matters. Maybe also get a bag of GRT while it's down.

[Anonymous No.49476656]

holy shit text book cup and handle

[Anonymous No.49476670]

[Anonymous No.49476679]

>>49466077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TewCPi92ro

[Anonymous No.49476692]

>>49476596
By the way, if anybody knows of an easy way to pull the LINK/AUD price into a spreadsheet then let me know. It would be pretty hilarious if I ended up using Chainlink price feeds to figure out how much tax I need to pay on my staking rewards.

Ultimately I'll have to make a spreadsheet with all of my link in each batch that I've bought or received it, and the AUD price at that time. That way I'll be able to sell early tokens to pay for the tax on later tokens and save on capital gains tax.
Fuck my life, we never thought it was going to be easy.

[Anonymous No.49476693]

LINKY BROS

[Anonymous No.49476701]

>>49476569
They flail with crypto regulation, changing all the times in wildly unworkable ways. They don't know what they're doing and don't have a proper system yet. Just pay CGT when you cash out and stop worrying, I've been doing that for 6 years now.

[Anonymous No.49476723]

I'm banking on another trip to $5 once they dump btc to 20k

[Anonymous No.49476758]

WHITEPILLED AGAIN
>WHITEPILLED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49476763]

>>49476527
You're asking if the tokens are swapped to be put away as stake?
Hell no, it's all Link tokens.

[Anonymous No.49476767]

>>49466600
Checked

[Anonymous No.49476774]

>>49476649
>>49476646

I did. Thank you anons.

[Anonymous No.49476816]

HEY LITECOIN
LINKAMANIA IS COMING FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.49476826]

>>49476763
So staking is custodial? We will need to send our tokens to an address? There was talk before about it being non-custodial, though I have no idea how that could work

[Anonymous No.49476832]

>>49476826
It's collateral, it's always custodial.

[Anonymous No.49477039]

>>49475415
pathetic subhuman pajeet faggot

[Anonymous No.49477145]

>>49476692
for google sheets fags
=IMPORTXML("https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/chainlink/","//div[contains(@class,'priceValue')]")*GOOGLEFINANCE("CURRENCY:USDAUD")

[Anonymous No.49477211]

>>49468614
checked

[Anonymous No.49477244]

>>49477145
Thanks anon, but the harder part for me is historical data. Because assuming that I'll just get some spreadsheet output from the staking program that says how many LINK I received and at what times, I'd need to know what it was worth back then.

I'm currently playing around trying to get the ImportJSON() call in this spreadsheet working, so that I can make my own version that does both income tax and CGT.
https://tokeneconomy.co/crypto-tax-calculation-via-google-sheets-fifo-abc-584a11a3da22

[Anonymous No.49477297]

Wake me up when we're back to $50

[Anonymous No.49477309]

>>49466077
If you would've told me 1 year ago LINK goes to 10 USD i would've laughed at that thought and that would be worse than the worst bear market thought ever.
Now $10 is bull market. Shows how far we have fallen.

[Anonymous No.49477319]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467188
>>49467399
Checked

[Anonymous No.49477330]

>>49468614
Here, I hate stinkylinky as much as the next guy, more of a lunchad myself, but let them have their moment :)

[Anonymous No.49477378]

>>49476723
Bold move, i dont see it happening but im usually wrong

[Anonymous No.49477387]

>>49477297
wake up, you're being evicted

[Anonymous No.49477447]

my net worth went up by $150k in the last few days and I feel nothing

[Anonymous No.49477595]

You have to get off that cope juice fren
It might hit 10$ before API3 does, but not to 15$

[Anonymous No.49477651]

>>49477447
mine only went up 60k :(

[Anonymous No.49477681]

>>49466077
>10 dollar waiting room

[Anonymous No.49477744]

>>49477244
Okay, I've given up.
Here's what I'm doing if anybody is following along:
>I'm going to use the Tax (CGT) sheet from that link as-is
>I'm going to manually import historical data into the Prices sheet, and just update it before tax time by downloading more data
>I'm going to make my own sheet calculating income tax from staking
>Anything I get from staking will just go into the Tax (CGT) sheet as a "BUY" to calculate my CGT separately to income tax
My head hurts. Accounting is a stupid profession.

[Anonymous No.49477774]

The ride from $10 to $1000 is gonna be a fast one
Strap in, boys

[Anonymous No.49477821]

>>49477777
Test

[Anonymous No.49477841]

>link going up
Wtf is this bizarro timeline

[Anonymous No.49477845]

wagmi boys

[Anonymous No.49477865]

>>49477378
It’s very risky and I’m still pondering on whether to buy now or wait a bit
A dump might be possible if consensus is a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.49477903]

>>49476692
Depends on how we receive the rewards. Right now with my LPL link rewards I dont declare them as taxable Because i haven't claimed them yet. Technically they are not in my wallet.

[Anonymous No.49477926]

>>49477774
>The ride from $10 to $1000 is gonna be a fast one
please happen

[Anonymous No.49477961]

>>49477774
Strapped in and strapped on.

[Anonymous No.49477990]

>>49477865
If you’re still in cash, you might as well wait for a crash.
Worst case scenario you buy in a few dollars higher, but it’s not like you’re trying to swing.
At the end of the day anything under $20 is the buy of a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.49478008]

>>49477244
There are many crypto tax calculators that do this for you. They cost ~50 a year.

[Anonymous No.49478020]

>>49477865
We are not pumping because of concensus

[Anonymous No.49478043]

I’m generally curious, how many link holders also hold grt???

Like is the graph also on the same level as grt or am I a fcking fool for even thinking this…

Please, someone educate me.

[Anonymous No.49478070]

>>49478043
>Like is the graph also on the same level as grt or am I a fcking fool for even thinking this…

Its a solid and needed project but the tokenomics are bad. LINKs are insane. GRT is too inflationary

[Anonymous No.49478091]

>>49477309
10 is not a bull market. 10 is Link beginning to decouple from everything else which is in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.49478094]

>>49478070
Thanks for the reply anon!

[Anonymous No.49478129]

>>49476381
Check the archives newfren.
>implying you also didn't buy in 2018 and are just funding for fun.

[Anonymous No.49478214]

[Anonymous No.49478273]

>>49467378
>>49467399
Impressive, very nice. But watch this

[Anonymous No.49478280]

>>49477990
I guess you are right. Might as well risk it
But I still feel DCA would be easier and comfier

>>49478020
You think the pump is due to the staking announcement? Smartcon?

[Anonymous No.49478299]

>>49478273
Gray haired boy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EFaSsQ2EaM&ab_channel=Kalinkov

[Ethereum developer !VQKJgiezS6 No.49478304]

Hey fuck knuckles, Link is poo becasue price is low . So suck my mother you femboys

[Ethereum developer !VQKJgiezS6 No.49478331]

>>49477990
>At the end of the day anything under $20 is the buy of a lifetime.

At the end of the day you don't know shit about fuck and Link is just as likely to be worth nothing. Stop trying to get people to buy your bags.

[Anonymous No.49478333]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49478454]

CPI numbers, stock market, and thus bitcoin dropping are going to fuck us in the ass again aren't they?

[Anonymous No.49478548]

>>49476551
How does 3200000 United states dollar sound?

[Anonymous No.49478567]

[Anonymous No.49478619]

[Anonymous No.49478622]

>>49478280
>You think the pump is due to the staking announcement? Smartcon?
Many things
>CCIP soon
>Project Whitney soon
>Staking
>Smartcon
>Swift in november

[Anonymous No.49478719]

>>49478299
c-checked

[Anonymous No.49478824]

>>49469848
This is chainlink God right? What happened to him? He hasn't posted on Twitter lately...

[Anonymous No.49478889]

>>49478333
oh shit oh damn

[Anonymous No.49479020]

>>49471946
NIGGERS JEWS BAD NEWS

[Anonymous No.49479042]

>>49471946
I hate niggers, kikes, trannies, and faggots like you. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.49479257]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwLQdbSBNj4

[Anonymous No.49479259]

>>49470499
Oh my fuck

[Anonymous No.49479396]

I SOLD THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49479645]

>>49479257
Kek

[Anonymous No.49479717]

>>49470499
> "over two more years"

[Anonymous No.49479890]

Any linkies playing genshin?

Should I roll Yelan?

[Anonymous No.49480653]

>>49471946
haha little glowie is mad the gig is up

[Anonymous No.49480674]

>>49466077
Here are the new LINK stacks:
1 = suicide stack
10 = make it stack
100 = fuck-you money stack
1000 = elite oligarch stack
10000 = LARP (no one has this many)

[Anonymous No.49482147]

>>49466077
Please don't, I don't want them crashing Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.49483208]

We are now up 2% this month

[Anonymous No.49483241]

>>49479890
I want to escape CCP not install their spyware on my phone

[Anonymous No.49483295]

>>49471899
>77
>88
>99

KEK LIVES!

[Anonymous No.49483301]

>>49478454
Insider here. Get ready for a 75 basis point rate hike at the next fed meeting. Things are worse than they thought

[Anonymous No.49483334]

>>49480674
Lol no. New linker cope. Keep stacking.

[Anonymous No.49483404]

>>49469664
>Nick Ger will be in the livestream chat

[Anonymous No.49483669]

You fat, cock sucking pieces of shit have no idea what you're talking about. This is a legit project, out of thousands of crypto projects this 1 and a handful of others actually look good and should take off 1 day with good reason. You honestly think that devs of a $32mil project are concerned with keeping some social media addicted, millennial morons up to date with the latest news from said projects? Because they are not. If you want to keep up to date, ask questions on the slack, follow the github, don't come to a Japanese anime board crying about lack of tweets.

You people think bin laden orchestrated 9/11, you think iraq had weapons of mass destruction, you think north korea and iran are threats to the west and you probably think we've been to the moon and that we live on a fluke ball spinning around the sun at thousands of miles an hour and that the moon is just a lump of rock there by chance that only appears to be the same size and travels similar routes to the sun, because it's exactly the right distance, by coincidence, and our ball earth tilting at exactly the right angle, by coincidence, rotating at exactly the right speed, by coincidence that they just "appear" the same size, travelling the similar routes and the same speed because COINCIDENCE - MUH BIG BANG ALL THE SCIENTISTS CAN'T BE WRONG.
WELL YES THEY CAN. BECAUSE THEY ARE. AND ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHERS AT SCHOOL, REPORTERS ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE "TOP SCIENTISTS" HAVE BEEN LIED TO FROM FUCKING BIRTH. ABOUT EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE VERY NATURE OF YOUR BEING AND THE VERY NATURE OF REALITY. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE.
CHAINLINK IS THE WAY OUT
GET IN OR GET FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.49483781]

>>49483669
based

[Anonymous No.49483795]

>>49483669
SNEED

[Anonymous No.49483898]

Just FOMOd 10k

[Anonymous No.49483963]

>>49483669
based crater earther

[Anonymous No.49483983]

>>49483898
Bro? 100k?

[Anonymous No.49484116]

>>49483898
do you make commercials for a living?

[Anonymous No.49484993]

>>49470677
LOL CHAINLINK CANCELED LOLLLLOOLOL

[Anonymous No.49485139]

>>49471812
Up 33% on the week on news alone.

[Anonymous No.49485312]

>>49483669

is this pasta?

[Anonymous No.49485484]

>>49466077
>>49466600
>>49467188
>>49484777
checking. I have not stopped DCAing in.

[Anonymous No.49486375]

>>49478214
Toucan needed

[Anonymous No.49486551]

>>49485139
What news was that?

[Anonymous No.49487341]

>>49485312
This guy doesn't know his science at all. The moon of course follows a similar path to the sun in the sky because nearly ever object in the solar system is made from the same flattened disk of material that was around the sun. The title of the planet has nothing to do with the apparent sizes of the sun or the moon. The moon being roughly the same apparent size as the sun is a remarkable coincidence though.

[Anonymous No.49487401]

>>49466077
I will finally get dem dubs

[Anonymous No.49487429]

>>49487341
What the fuck did you just fucking say about ChainLink, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my crypto economics class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pump and dumps on BitBean, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in gorilla fudding and I’m the top Link bagholder on etherscan. You are nothing to ChainLink but just another shitcoin. I will wipe your tokens the fuck out with losses the likes of which has never been seen before in these markets, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Linkies over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of discord Pajeets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, no-linker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your private keys in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in memetics, but I have access to the entire hashpower of the blockchain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little street shitter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn brainlet. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.49487675]

>>49478454
The S&P isn't even in a bear market yet.

[Anonymous No.49488077]

>>49469583
checked

[Anonymous No.49488135]

>>49470677
Not only did they cancel his first speech but they threw a nigger into his second talk
A fucking niggerball nigger
What the fuck does a literal monkey have to bring to the table?

[Anonymous No.49488192]

>>49483669
based af

[Anonymous No.49488234]

I got my Linkies back at ~8.6

[Anonymous No.49488237]

I made these back in 2020, can't believe they're relevant again.

[Anonymous No.49488381]

>>49478824
looks like he’s getting ready to attend Consensus...

[Anonymous No.49488541]

>>49487429
See this is why Link is bad. The truth is that bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

[Anonymous No.49488636]

I slurped at 5.5 but expect to be back there in the next couple of weeks

[Anonymous No.49488668]

>>49469848
based zach thanks king

[Anonymous No.49489036]

GG INU, FOR WHEN THE MARKETS ARE FUCKED

tg: gginubsc

0x Ce25CDfB7a3647eAc4db1E794bfdC70dC1111C3a

[Anonymous No.49489123]

>>49469848
based zach thanks king

[Anonymous No.49489639]

>>49469848
thank you zach based king

[Anonymous No.49489695]

>>49488237
wtf is that

[Anonymous No.49489763]

Well this thread sure did not age well

[Anonymous No.49489844]

>>49489763
Oh linkies... You're so silly! :)

[Anonymous No.49489863]

>>49489763
> link
> positive price action
Pick one

[Anonymous No.49489882]

>>49476551
>4x the make it stack
yeah, obviously a little rude to even ask, just flexing your enormous stack?

[Anonymous No.49489897]

>>49466077
how does eight dollars sound?

[Anonymous No.49489966]

>>49489882
>400
>4x the make it stack
no, anon, he meant that he only has 400 total, not 400k.
I know, it's easy to forget how poor people are these days.

[Anonymous No.49491111]

>>49489966
lmao

[Anonymous No.49491558]

Are these meaningless arguments about make-it stacks supposed to bore us all into submission?

[Anonymous No.49491629]

>>49469583
Jews mad

[Anonymous No.49491827]

>>49477744
How has nobody checked these digits holy shit
Here's a crumb which I haven't seen posted about a single time.

[Anonymous No.49492682]

>>49491827
This is the roadmap for staking...what exactly is the crumb? The roadmap is no secret, it can be found in the blog about staking.

[Anonymous No.49493274]

>>49492682
twitterfags are retards with the memories of goldfish anon. Don't be too judgemental, their brains haven't fully developed yet

[Anonymous No.49493359]

>>49478622
>Swift in november
I missed this news, what’s up with Swift in nov?

[Anonymous No.49493419]

>>49486551
Staking coming this year with 5% apy

[Anonymous No.49493679]

>>49488541
This is the pasta that kept me from getting 50K link in 2018

[Anonymous No.49493702]

>>49493359
>>49493419
>>49493679
You are a sell signal

[Anonymous No.49493736]

Chainlinkgod is promising big things at Consensus I'm nervous frens

[Anonymous No.49493748]

>>49477244
Stop being such a goy. Just pay tax when you cash out rewards/gains. Faggots like you are overcomplicating things and raising expectations for the ato jew.

[Anonymous No.49493761]

>>49478214
Toucan needed

[Anonymous No.49493782]

>>49493702
I sold at 40 kek, enjoy the ride up and down?

[Anonymous No.49493792]

>>49483898
Based. I added 11k 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.49493853]

just bought 800 link to add to my family name

[Anonymous No.49493900]

>>49470499

THE MERGE

IS ON

[Anonymous No.49493991]

>>49493736
nothing ever happens but if it does I am glad those nigger kikes deserve it for stealing our bullrun

[Anonymous No.49494024]

>>49489763
Unless...?

[Anonymous No.49494081]

>>49470499
I believe

[Anonymous No.49494103]

I am holding on to what little I have of this. New btc let's go!

[Anonymous No.49494262]

I don't hold any LINK but you schizos deserve to finally see some pumps. I would be demoralized as fuck at this point if I held LINK and the pump failed. And as if on cue, the BTC is fucking crashing.

[Anonymous No.49494636]

Look at btc and link price.... suppression isnt working now .......we begin the return

[Anonymous No.49494675]

>>49494636
Some whale has spent a fortune trying to defend btc on binance and it's still dipping. Market makers really don't want anything to go up

[Anonymous No.49494761]

>>49494675
Any info on what has been happening?
From what little Ive gathered, someone has been guarding these levels

[Anonymous No.49494938]

>>49494761
I think theyre scared shitless of Sergs dropping some atomic bomb tier alpha so the MO is dump as hard and fast as possible.

[Anonymous No.49495152]

>>49478214
Toucan needed
I just now realize that the Toucan appear to me a day before this was first posted and I didnt acknowledge the coincidence. Toucan needed.

[Anonymous No.49495287]

>>49494636
>suppression isnt working now

I'm going to focus on teaching you
self hypnosis now
because I want you to use this for you own benefit
the more you do it
the more practiced you will be
the quicker you will get there

https://youtu.be/6IE3A4JFrVo

[Anonymous No.49495290]

>>49470807
n-nakadashi

[Anonymous No.49495321]

>>49494938
Its not dumping retard, some whale is throwing infinite cash at btc these last few days
We should have dumped