/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49412161]

Just sent my interviewer a $10 e-gift card for coffee

Am I a delusional cuck or a genius?

[Anonymous No.49412207]

>pay somebody to offer you a job
American moment

[Anonymous No.49412216]

>>49412161
that's a bit weird yeah

[Anonymous No.49412219]

>>49412161
Dude...

[Anonymous No.49412236]

>>49412161
>bribed someone
>admitted it in writing
anon...

[Anonymous No.49412248]

>>49412207
>>49412216
>>49412219
pls..no bully
I thought it was a good move

[Anonymous No.49412262]

they literally can't hire you now, even if they wanted to.
way to go, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.49412267]

>>49412161
>$10
I'd not hire you just because you were so cheap

[Anonymous No.49412281]

Should've given them your wife.

[Anonymous No.49412322]

>>49412262
it's for a sales role, so I thought it would showcase a salesmanship spirit

[Anonymous No.49412369]

>>49412248
Well, best case scenario, he know you're an autist. Worse case scenario, he thinks you tried to buy his Ok.

[Anonymous No.49412406]

>>49412161
LOL

[Anonymous No.49412480]

>>49412161
>slipping your interviewer a Starbucks gift card for the job offer
that's going in the cringe comp

[Anonymous No.49412611]

>dont forget to tip your interviewer

[Anonymous No.49412823]

>>49412480
Who is this guy? Where did this image originate from? He is very attractive.

[Anonymous No.49412856]

>>49412322
It shows that you're lacking social grace to accept a courtesy from your potential employer and you can't be trusted not to be weird around clients
I feel bad for you but also lol

[Anonymous No.49412958]

>>49412856
>following up with clients is weird
You're not in sales and have no idea wtf you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.49413112]

>>49412161
>>49412248
>>49412322
Anon you do realize that bribing in a business setting is illegal in most places right? You really think bribing your interviewer is a good look? It just tells them you have zero integrity. Not to mention, since this was for a sale role, one would expect you to be good at selling yourself at the very least, and the fact that you have to resort to bribery just shows you have no confidence in your sales skills

[Anonymous No.49413155]

>>49412236
DETECTIVE REDDIT TO THE RESCUE!

[Anonymous No.49413174]

>>49413112
motherfucker I've sent dozens of gift cards in the past to clients

it's literally a thank you gesture
You seriously think $10 counts as a bribe?

[Anonymous No.49413178]

>>49412322
Checked. I think this is a solid strat honestly. You should follow it up by going to their house at dinner time with a hotbag chicken and some bread, show them that you will literally feed their family. What more could any employer want?

[Anonymous No.49413182]

>>49412248
>>49412161
No way
>>49412322
>buy our software! C'mon, here's a $10 gift card to sweeten the deal

I'm wondering if bullying people about retarded decisions is really the way to go, it's like trying to beat 2+2=4 into someone.

[Anonymous No.49413194]

>>49412161
this is like buying a woman dinner on the first date. you're playing yourself

[Anonymous No.49413219]

>>49412322
>sales role
>bribes interviewer
anon this is either the most retarded thing you can do or the most genius

[Anonymous No.49413255]

>>49413174
Are you dumb? Obviously because you have a solid relationship with those clients it can be considered a gift, but “gifting” someone you’ve just met and are clearly trying to get some kind of quid pro quo from? Cmon…

[Anonymous No.49413284]

>>49413174
>>49413255
To add, obviously youre not going to get in any trouble for a $10 gift card, but the interviewer is most likely going to view it as an attempt at bribery is my point

[Anonymous No.49413287]

>>49413255
what part of $10 do you not understand?
Chad warden wipes his ass with a $10 bill

[Anonymous No.49413311]

>>49413112
why do all asian whores look like chipmunks

[Anonymous No.49413345]

>>49412161
Bribery is wrong anon.
Break his kneecaps instead.

[Anonymous No.49413387]

>>49413287
What part of it doesnt matter how much value the card was dont you understand? At the end of the day, the interviewer is going to see it as you trying to bribe them to give you the job, because who the hell sends thank you gifts to interviewers? I don’t understand why you’re trying to justify this, it’s such a retarded and pointless thing to do

[Anonymous No.49413390]

My company's policy would not allow them to accept the gift and they would likely not hire you to avoid even the appearance of bribery.

[Anonymous No.49413405]

>>49412958
Sending money to an interviewer is not following up retard, a polite email would have been appropriate. It signals you don't understand how to interact with people in a business setting

[Anonymous No.49413431]

I don't even think it would be seen at a bribe or an attempt at bribery, it would just seem fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.49413480]

>>49412161
You fucked up anon. Even if the interviewer originally decide to hire you, they will likely reject you now because they dont wantb to walk the line of bribery

[Anonymous No.49413628]

>>49412161
i bribed my interviewer once - it does work but i dont think a gift card will do it. Use a little social engineering if you can.

[Anonymous No.49415522]

>>49412823
just some cringe from E3 a few years back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYoThQVJ5aE

[Anonymous No.49415544]

>>49413112
Kek, sales jobs are literally all about taking the client out for a fancy meal and a shitload of drinks, if anything he fucked up by not taking the interviewer to lunch while he was there

[Anonymous No.49415552]

delusional cuck

[Anonymous No.49415597]

This could possibly give you a step up by qualifying your employer for the Department of Labor employment of mentally disabled tax credit.

[Anonymous No.49415917]

>>49413219
this I hope OP gets the job

[Anonymous No.49416077]

>>49412161
what the fuck is a chainlink. everything chainlink. just stfu and buy some matic

[Anonymous No.49416159]

>>49412161
complete delusion. you could have used that 10$ to buy some MATIC instead of wasting it on a dickhead who's not going to hire you.

[Anonymous No.49416256]

>>49412161
hey op, tell us the outcome. I'm rooting for you. if you don't get this job, there's more, so just try somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.49416318]

>>49412161
People saying it's a bribe are exaggerating imo.
I'd take it as a kind gesture, but wouldn't hire you, OP.
On the other hand they might.

[Anonymous No.49416398]

>>49412161
Stop going to OnlyFans, your brain is fucked up

[Anonymous No.49416437]

>>49412161
I haven't laughed that hard in a while, ty

[Anonymous No.49416549]

>>49412161
It'll be okay anon... there are other job offers. Maybe just try looking in a completely different field where HR doesn't talk to one another.

[Anonymous No.49416598]

>>49415917
Seeing how much this post made biz seethe means he probably made the right decision.

[Anonymous No.49417401]

>>49412161
just make sure you take a viagra before the interview so you're rock hard.

[Anonymous No.49417422]

>>49412248
He literally can't hire you anymore you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.49417555]

>>49412161
You’re a kind of delusional retard genius. Perhaps kind of like Karl Pilkington.

[Anonymous No.49417560]

>>49412161
KEK

[Anonymous No.49419141]

>>49413287
You just put the interviewer in the spot where he needs to declare to his boss you sent him a gift card, while still convincing his boss that you arent that weird and would be a good wagie. Well played

[Anonymous No.49419221]

>>49413287
you're supposed to gift them after getting hired not before. they literally can't hire you now because it's against company policy.

[Anonymous No.49419300]

>>49412161
It's clearly retarded, but it may also be genius. Keep us updated anon.

[Anonymous No.49419321]

>>49417401
Don't do it anon, your eyes can get very red with viagra.

[Anonymous No.49419324]

>>49412236
Bribing someone privately is legal and just considered business. It is perfectly legal to pay a private person for privileges.

[Anonymous No.49419443]

>>49412161
>>49417401
"Thank you for this opportunity at Turner Hyundai & Infiniti. Here, don't spend it all in one place"

[Anonymous No.49419450]

>>49412161
On your knees mutt

[Anonymous No.49419489]

>>49413480
Why is no mutt on this thread talking about self respect?
About looking yourself in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.49419716]

Damn. And i thought i was bad for sending a cucked "thank you for taking the time to interview me" email after my most recent interview. Worst part is they didnt respond to my thank you emails and then i also didnt get the job

[Anonymous No.49419812]

>>49412161
KEK

[Anonymous No.49419827]

>>49412161

Based.

[Anonymous No.49421106]

>>49415522
Thanks for the update I never would have guessed.

[Anonymous No.49422638]

>>49413112
Big 4 employees literally go to colleges waiting for undergrads to buy them coffee as a way into "Networking". Top kek when all my acct buds left their firms and swearing they hated every second there.

Should've just learned coding and followed my heart, not the money.

[Anonymous No.49422756]

cringy as fuck. but wish u the best autistic brotha

[Anonymous No.49422870]

>>49412161
Actual /biz/nessman and not a crypto papertrader/jeet bot.

A $10 gift card is well within the acceptable ‘trivial limits’ of corporate gifts. You should see the expense reports sales guys rack up buying bottle service and dinner for prospective customers. It’s fucked. Chad move anon, ygmi