/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49345792]

>There are only ~25 blimps left in the world
>roughly half of them are inoperable
How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.49345808]

Long Airships.

[Anonymous No.49345888]

Why do chuds love blimps so much? Not only are they very dangerous, but also slow and the cargo/passenger space is so fucking small compared to the rest of its body

[Anonymous No.49345897]

>>49345792
Buy a blimp/airship and put a casino inside it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp2iV78Dnp4

[Anonymous No.49345902]

>>49345792
make a blimp scam and steal investors money like the Backstreet boys manager

[Anonymous No.49346250]

>>49345902
redpill me on the backstreet boys blimp connection

[Anonymous No.49346947]

>>49345888
Actually, blimp travel is the safest of all travel, "none of the blimps Goodyear has been flying to promote its products has ever crashed" (https://www.mcall.com/news/mc-xpm-1994-07-21-2995638-story.html))

Now leave here libshit tranny

[Anonymous No.49347037]

>>49345888
>Why do people like novel thing?
Gee anon, idk.
It's not like the peaceniks don't like them either. They promise very fuel efficient travel for distance and have comparatively low infrastructure costs to traditional winged aircraft (or so the proponents claim, I'm kind of skeptical).

[Anonymous No.49347054]

I'd say bring back dirigibles but with a helium shortage it wouldn't make much sense.

[Anonymous No.49347114]

>>49346250
Perlman had a ponzi scheme where he ran a fake airline.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Pearlman

[Anonymous No.49347189]

https://twitter.com/blimpdao
There was an idea... that went fucking nowhere

[Anonymous No.49347195]

>>49347054
Stop making up words

[Anonymous No.49347249]

>>49345792
Rent out your mom since there is a scarcity of blimps.

[Anonymous No.49347360]

>>49345897
This, and stay over international waters in the Pacific. Would probably be super cheap to stay in the air

[Anonymous No.49347711]

Make an airship with super safe helium

[Anonymous No.49347723]

>>49345897
>>49345897
>Final Fantasy
>not Just Cause II
fucking weebs

[Anonymous No.49347787]

>>49347711
Water vapor would probably be more economical, if you can prevent the vapor from condensing.

Also, experiment with various composite materials to create a tank (hull) strong enough to withstand vacuum and create a vacuum ship

[Anonymous No.49347996]

Call air force saying you just saw one.
We need another airship sightings wave.

[Anonymous No.49348071]

>>49347723
FF is extremely influenced by western fantasy tropes, it's one of the least weeb franchises to come out of Japan.

[Anonymous No.49348262]

>>49348071
its influenced by a pathetic japanese misconception of western fantasy. just that soundtrack is enough to actually generate nausea

[Anonymous No.49349231]

>Nothin personal kid

[Anonymous No.49349242]

They have extremely poor weather tolerance. There's a reason why planes won.

[Anonymous No.49351056]

>>49348262
Just cause is gay.

[Anonymous No.49351168]

>>49349242
I would be interested in seeing a usecase for them, just because they're neat, but I have a feeling you're right. I exoect that the huge cross section necessitated by the balloon means there will always be issues with wind.

[Anonymous No.49351197]

>>49345792
Start a blimp company.
Then market it as a cool thing again.

[Anonymous No.49351223]

There are 330 million blimps in America though.

[Anonymous No.49351243]

>>49349231
wow 1 blimp blows up in spectacular fashion and everyone thinks they're unsafe.. Sounds like what happened to UST and how people feel about algo stables now

[Anonymous No.49351284]

Someone should buy one and make a website where you can track where it is and display a message for cash

[Anonymous No.49351321]

You could buy up the remaining ones and breed them, and charge exorbitant amounts for the offspring

[Anonymous No.49351366]

>>49351168
WEF has been shilling them for cruises, transport and cargo.
Ignore the oil shill. They are not unsafe.

[Anonymous No.49351503]

>>49345792
They do have military use again. They carry spying equipment.

[Anonymous No.49351554]

>>49345888
>don't you chuds know it crashed at a rooftop airport once
>that means the entire technology is heckin DEBUNKED

[Anonymous No.49351612]

>>49351554
Crashed into the Super Bowl

[Anonymous No.49351647]

>>49351366
Have they figured out how to handle them in adverse weather? Genuine question: I had a flight land in the middle of a thunderstorm when I was younger and I genuinely don't see how an aircraft relying on buoyancy would be able to handle the same situation.
If the modern world wasn't so oriented around scheduling absolutely everything down to the quarter hour I probably wouldn't even think about it, but the technology seems like it would be more prone to delays than our current options.

[Anonymous No.49352874]

>>49345888
Wasted
Back to bunkerchan little vatnick worm.

To answer op question, the same way you profit off banks and weather stations having systems they can't fix or remove.

[Anonymous No.49353071]

>>49345792
> hes gonna fomo into the blimp top and end up bagholding a useless blimp

[Anonymous No.49353092]

>>49353071
>blimp
>useless
With a blimp, you can go anywhere you want.

[Anonymous No.49354561]

>>49351647
Airships are not blimps.
And planes don't even take off, or make emergency landings, when there's even the slightest bit of bad weather.
The only reason planes are popular is because of oil. That's all.
Besides, you shouldn't need to schedule so hard if you can afford airships or rides in them.

[Anonymous No.49354569]

>>49351647
They can travel around 100mph, can remain stationary, and they can lift a whole lot more than a traditional plane. All without burning tons of fuel. They don't really need a runway either. The problem is that hydrogen can't be used as a lifting gas legally.

Im not an engineer/chemist but hydrogen is only flammable when mixed with oxygen and an ignition source. The hindendburg gets a bad wrap but most of the people on board survived. Meanwhile we have planes drop out of the sky or slide across the ground drenching people in kerosene and nobody bats an eye.

I think the airship needs to be revisited.

[Anonymous No.49354755]

>>49347114
based

[Anonymous No.49355079]

>>49345792
>Live in Ohio
>Looked up this afternoon and saw the blimp from the Goodyear plant flying by at low altitude
Feels good to be a midwestGOD, you losers will literally never ever know this feel. Now kneel.

[le sag No.49355283]

>>49354561
>And planes don't even take off, or make emergency landings, when there's even the slightest bit of bad weather.
bollocks
https://youtu.be/UV_vWtAJIow

[Anonymous No.49355900]

>>49351554
>that pic
these are the same people who called Rittenhouse a terrorist because he was putting out fires

[Anonymous No.49356302]

>>49347711
Helium is a noble gas and pretty damn safe already, the Hindenburg fuck up happened because they filled it with hydrogen

[Anonymous No.49356571]

>>49355900
I had to look up who Colin is. The dude isn't even black, looks like a mutt with a jew nose.

[Anonymous No.49357212]

>>49356571
Are you a nerd or just a foreigner?

[Anonymous No.49357267]

>>49345888
Because my dick is as big as a blimp.

[Anonymous No.49357290]

>>49356302
helium is also extremely scarce and 80x the cost and will leak through any container its in. something else went wrong but hydrogen is the blame. The jew fears the giant swastika balloon

[Anonymous No.49357542]

>>49352874
>hugbox
I left /pol/ in early 2017 to buy LINK because I realized people will keep selling eachother out and I wanted to sell out people too.
fuck /pol/ lmao

[Anonymous No.49357551]

>>49357290
>>49349231
>>49356302
Hinden(((burg)))