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>> No.49337723

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7x_uBcg3DE

FIRST FOR GIRLS OF PORN

>> No.49337737
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Which stocks are we going to buy?

>> No.49337742
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I will heem every Bobo tomorrow at 3pm EST.

>> No.49337741
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Is shorting Microsoft a good idea? Seems risky because of all their enterprise and DoD contracts, but surely this is going to negatively impact their gaming side, right?

>> No.49337746
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I enjoyed that last thread, I think we should go to 400 next time.

>> No.49337758
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>>49337741
>look at all those fucken colors
Pride really is a sin, isn't it?

>> No.49337763

>>49337747

>his virgin ears: RAPED

>> No.49337769

Agriculture producers and fertiliser stocks are gonna pump over the next 5 years, they have to

>> No.49337804

>>49337741
>surely this is going to negatively impact their gaming side, right?
Why would it?

>> No.49337814
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Fucking based Mr. Bungle enjoyer, last thread. No have a special place for you next update

>> No.49337815

>>49337741
Normies don't care about fagshit anymore. They just don't. They'll deal with it and ignore it and move on using product they consoomed and a portion of them will end up getting psyopped into fagdom as well. Rejoice, for it is them falling for this fagdom that makes you stronger after their inevitable downfall. There are too many people, so might as well get the weak and non-viable to remove themselves from the genepool willingly and maybe even adopt a kid to groom to do the same later to perpetuate the cycle. The key to making it isn't to rage about clownworld, the key to making it is to laugh at clownworld and not participate in the honking while everyone else honks themselves to death. It is eugenics on a modern scale driven by technology and algo's, and there is jack shit fuck-all you or I can do about it but watch and laugh.

So no I'd long MSFT and any other company taking part in this as they are predestined to succeed.

>> No.49337825
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I spy with my little eye higher highs on the spy

>> No.49337827
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>>49337758
STOP. FUCKING. WITH. THE. VEIL.
https://youtu.be/7U_LhzgwJ4U

>> No.49337835

>>49337737
man, beautiful man

>> No.49337836

The fed has broken the law fucking three times in the past two years. once with illegal asset purchases, un-collateralized bond purchases with tax payer money. Twice with illegal bailouts to 23 prime brokers and banks that they did NOT disclose the “broad market infliction” that necessitated them, breaking Dodd frank. Three times with illegal insider trading by the fed board based on information known only to fed members.

This is absolutely an outrage, with congress being BLATANTLY bought and sold by lobbying groups, you would suppose people could put two and two together and understand that a fair and functioning monetary system is a prerequisite to a fair and functioning legal system, but apparently you would be wrong.

I think this 100% points to this being “the big one”. There is just no fucking way the fed members get up on stage and lie through their fucking teeth for two years while committing multiple felonies in broad daylight if we are not that close to the end. The house of cards is almost undoubtedly collapsing.

>> No.49337842

Some people in this thread post unfunny memes, some post shitty music. But what they have in common is they are getting FUCKED IN THE ASS BY THE BULLS

>> No.49337844 [DELETED] 

You should buy trumpfantoken dot com or rope later

it will 70x

>> No.49337852

>>49337836
lmao he thinks laws applies to the deep state

>> No.49337872
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>>49337815
>Normies don't care about fagshit anymore
Is Ukraine a gender?

>> No.49337879

>>49337741
Did they just add a stripe of every default color in their design program?

I'd bet money they started with just a rainbow, and some faggot or woman said they needed even more, and bam, they just used every color in the palette.

>> No.49337882

>>49337852
Apparently not! The fact that they don’t even need to fucking hide this shit is a travesty, it speaks absolute volumes to the fact they can just do these things, report on it, and literally nobody gives a flying fuck!

>> No.49337885

>>49337836
No anon. The truth is I didn’t buy Amazon and google at the lowest price they’ll ever be again in my lifetime. As a valuefag, this has been really hard to come to terms with, but I mentally priced myself out of a great investment trying to bet against the tiny hats.

>> No.49337886

>>49337815
It's not that, it's that all these tech companies are leaving millennials and older behind and going for the younger audience. The zoomers and younger are all accepting and embrace faggot culture. They are looking ahead, not behind. They would just as well tell us to go fuck ourselves if it means they have multiple generations in the future sucking their cocks.

>> No.49337896

>>49337872
It may as well be for some, and applies to more than just their flag. Again I just sit back and laugh at it and would recommend you do the same.

>> No.49337907

>>49337827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFRINHt-7Qg&list=PL13E6B74C3751789B

here, maybe this will cleanse your REKT ears

>> No.49337911

>>49337882
we're all too lazy to do anything about it
it's up to you anon, get over to your local grocery store and show those elites you really mean business!

>> No.49337916

>Every single one of my short positions are deep red
All the shitcos are squeezing up lol. Cascade of L/S degrossing as gross exposures on long side get hammered so shorts are covered intermittently.

Tigers, closet, zomma, volga etc.

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>>49337758
So it would seem.
>>49337804
I just checked all the console manufacturers do this shit so I guess console gamers just have to cope. I wonder how many people have/will stop playing console games and move entirely to PC over this crap? - Although, I guess that in itself is bullish for microsoft..
>>49337815
Hasn't really panned out for NTFLX or DIS though has it?

>> No.49337933
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Can't wait to see SPY hit 420 again tomorrow.

>> No.49337949

>>49337916
dont worry soxl is going to 0 in a single day any day now

>>49337907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg
the best patton project

>> No.49337954

>>49337933
420.69 is cleary the resistance it tries to retest and break. Told you a long time ago this is an important level

>> No.49337960

>>49337885
>he thinks they can't go lower
KEK
>>49337882
Bruh it's the same playbook as 2008, break all the laws possible so your homies make off with fat bags and you get a slap on the wrist since nobody has the balls to enforce accountability anymore. Even the troons and chuds are focusing on getting back at chad and stacy instead of that which created the fucked system in which they were themselves created and predestined to be non-viable cattle.
>>49337886
Yeah no shit, I only game anymore to get a judge on how far humanity has slid, just make money off the clowns honking instead of trying to get it to stop. That battle ended long ago.

>> No.49337965

>>49337907
Isn’t that the guy from Faith No More?

>> No.49337966

>>49337949
something ive never heard before??? how???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o703ItRgOGw

>> No.49337967

>>49337949
If the worst left-tails volatility is realized for this recession/bear mkt, then SOXL could easily be single digits by EoY.

>> No.49337974
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How butthurt are the mutts going to be when Based Biden takes their guns? Also short SWBI lmao

>> No.49337976

>>49337911
Maybe I fucking will??? Probably not a better place to start. Like... mind blowing. Absolutely mind blowing. I get it, societal decay is not only limited to the central bank, but I see 99.9999% of people in this country as addicted to money, and living their life how they do because of the stable money it generates. And the entity that fucking makes that money is completely off the fucking rails, like a fucking cokehead, and all these people that live their lives around money... don’t know! Don’t care! Don’t understand!

>> No.49337977

>>49337960
I just play emulators now mostly. I'll play newer pozzed garbage if it's literally given to me for free but I won't allow them to make money off of me.

>> No.49337981
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>>49337836

The world’s biggest glow in the dark company; Alphabet, seems to be heading for the shitter. If they can’t prop up that piece of shit, it must be very bad.

Expect GOOG to announce a 15 for 1 split soon. This will likely happen before the midterms for a short pump.

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>>49337879
Probably, I don't even know what half of this is supposed to represent. Isn't the brown part black people? Why is BIPOC a representation on the gay spectrum. I don't understand this, has pride just expanded to be the entirety of the democrat voter base? Is there a color for cucks?
>>49337933
Sir, the economic data releases tomorrow won't allow that to happen. Recovery is canceled until further notice.

>> No.49337984

>>49337882
The government realized during the covid lockdowns that it can do whatever it wants and all the goyim will do is bitch on twitter

>> No.49337990

>>49337926
picrel is so fucking stupid. Clearly it wasn't ment to be taken seriously but liberals are retards who can't convey anything with out coming off like creeps and of course the right is so mindbogglingly stupid you all took this as the opportunity to spread a shit load of fud about homos.

What a bunch of dumb asses.

>> No.49338000

>>49337960
>>he thinks they can't go lower
They won’t. $2037 was the bottom for GOOGL. It’ll then do it’s 1-20 split and really run.

>> No.49338017

>>49337966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aA5NxTujqg

>>49337967
i'm all in on soxs pajeet dont let me down

>> No.49338021

>>49337985
The brown circle is totally new.
Is it a butthole?

>> No.49338024

>>49338000
nice digits

lets see if I can get something , digits and UPRO and TQQQ up 5%+ tomorrow

>> No.49338028
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>>49337981
You’re kinda late

>> No.49338029

>>49338017
a classic

>>49337965
si, see
>>49337966

>> No.49338035
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>>49337985
they managed to fit like 5 different transexual flags on this beast

>> No.49338041

>>49337926
NTFLX and DIS were primarily propped up by boombooms, pivoting to go full-retard fag friendly ensures their forward-looking success. They could give a shit about what anyone here thinks and will happily grenade society and whole nations with depopulist propaganda disguised as fag acceptance in exchange for more profit. It's funny, because much like your meme I don't actually give a shit if people are gay because traditionally that was a decision people made or were led to because they weren't viable for reproduction so it's like.... fuck it, they can go be happy. But nowadays it's being pushed hard to depopulate and really pisses people off when the algos pick them to be one of the homocattle because they know more about them than the person does themselves. Not even getting into fuckery relating to disrupting hormones n shieet on a mass scale through widespread use of plastics in everything, birth control runoff hitting water supplies, and food additives like seed oils.

Longing fags makes nearly as much money as longing UONE

>> No.49338050

>>49338000
or the extra retail liquidity will allow for more shorts to be established

>> No.49338054
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>>49337907
https://youtu.be/PtOLTo6Nw04
<3

>> No.49338055

>>49338028
When is the split date? I’m assuming before the November elections

>> No.49338058

>>49337990
Or, yknow, the statistics don't lie, nor do their words and public actions, and child molestation is a huge part of homosexual "culture."

>> No.49338064
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Can you believe it? Bobo shorted spy $380. How does he manage to short each local bottom? Its hysterical

>> No.49338069
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>>49337985
>Sir, the economic data releases tomorrow won't allow that to happen. Recovery is canceled until further notice.
I don't believe you. 420 is a magical number. We'll hit it guaranteed. >>49337954 understands the power.

>> No.49338084
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>>49338069
Im closing these at $420
If we keep going ill liquidate my 401k and my AMD shares too
$440 ish is absolute spy top for this rally

>> No.49338086

>>49338069
Wall Street bro do coke and face fuck whores, they don't smoke weed and have mutual orgasms.

>> No.49338092

>>49338017
>i'm all in on soxs pajeet
Youre joking right? Cuz you know how I talk about chop loss over and over?

Well chop loss is twice as worse on bear 3x ETF's than they are for bull 3x ETFs

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>>49337985
Is this satanic?

>> No.49338099

>>49338054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7lfNXddV6A

>YOU WILL NEVER BE A DANCING QUEEN

>> No.49338109
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>>49337990
Stop trying to teach children about your degenerate fetish fag

>> No.49338110

>>49338092
haha nice i better not lose any money or i'll come find you i know you live in san fransisco

>> No.49338129

>>49337872
It's gonna be an immense trippy fractal in 50 years

>> No.49338130

>>49338086
prove it. show me a chart where it is close to 420 and doesn't hit it. any chart

>> No.49338138

>>49338058
Actually statistics have a shit load of issues and anyone who understands data analysis will tell you that. Not to mention that you faggots just out right lie about shit.

>> No.49338142
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>>49338086
>wall Street bro do coke and face fuck whores, they don't smoke weed and have mutual orgasms.
I drink pre workout and smoke sativa. Afterwards I go fuck my local asian masseuse.
Am I going to make it anon?

>> No.49338145

>>49338086
alternatively show your whore covered in tears and coke

>> No.49338158
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>>49338130
look at the rsi/price and macd/price divergence growing

>> No.49338165
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>>49338084
>$440 ish is absolute spy top for this rally
Thinking the same. We're just gonna crab out around $420 until next FOMC.

>> No.49338168

>>49338110
Hahahahahaha so you're joking about the SOXS thing right you haven't actually invested any money in SOXS

>> No.49338176
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TA fags in a nutshell

>> No.49338182
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> a woman that I thought I loved 5 years ago texted me out of the blue
I hate women sometimes. Too bad for her she fucked up so long ago.

This is ultimately bullish for my portfolio, right?

>> No.49338194

>>49338168
haha i switched from a soxl 56 average to a soxs 56 average haha i've lost 80k since i started actively investing in 2020 haha i need to move somewhere with whores and find a new hobby

>> No.49338200
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>>49338182
keep her around, i dont wanna see no lonely posts in a couple weeks

>> No.49338208

>>49338194
Why the fuk are u swing trading u dumb cunt just fucking DCA into some bluechips like GOOG and AMZN after the next shiddening and fardening and hold it and never come back to this shithole of a board ever again and stop swing trading LETF's
and never come back here

>> No.49338215
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>>49338099
Checked. One day, fren. We have a long road together my dude.
https://youtu.be/Mff4lJqjmw0

>> No.49338221

>>49338182
is she hot? i want to send her my dick pic now

>> No.49338227

>>49337984
Nobody is bitching! Nobody seems to even know what the fuck is happening! I haven’t heard a single person outside the internet say a fucking word about the federal fucking reserve breaking laws against buying uncollateralized debt, or illegally bailing out the banks. It’s insane, this country is fucking collapsing fast.

>> No.49338228

>>49338182
keep her on the leash i learned this awesome trick when a woman hits u up, u make her unsure that u actually care about her. flip flop. click clack. never let her think ur 100% into her yet

i learned this from Pick Up Artist channels on Youtube

>> No.49338237

>>49338086
Wall street bros do coke and go home and swipe tinder for half an hour, give up, and watch face fuck porn.

>> No.49338247

>>49338158
how high is the probability of this macd/rsi trading strategy? I think you need to zoom out 15min charts do nothing for me

>> No.49338249
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>>49338093
Probably would be better if it was.
>>49338069
Tap it and immediately drop into the abyss you mean?
>>49338041
It does line up with the perfect consumer hypothesis about trannies.
>>49338021
There are three circles, I guess you are referring to the one with feathers sticking out of it? I think that's native heritage... but idk could be a stand in for gerbilling.
>>49337990
You sound like you spend your free time grooming kids to be gay, have you tried not doing that?

>> No.49338255

>>49338050
It certainly worked well for TSLA and AAPL until the recent correction, but you make a good point.

>> No.49338262

>>49338227
The average normalfag isn't as dumb as you think they just tend to not express their opinions openly anymore. Sure younger millennials and zoomers spread their opinions on social media, but there is no hiding that gas is over $5 a gallon and people are pissed and hurting. If the Dems dont figure out how to unfuck inflation, the midterms are going to be a bloodbath and they're running out of time

>> No.49338269

>>49338055
July 15th

>> No.49338272
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>>49338247
i can't give you a certain amount but i usually wait for a triple divergence to pop up after certain types of price action.

>> No.49338278

>>49338093
It all is

>> No.49338279

>>49338099
For me, its gotta me their cover of Mamma Mia.

>> No.49338293

>>49338279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPalTdUyzss

>> No.49338299

>>49338182
Those nogs look pretty based desu.

>> No.49338300

>>49338208
dont worry bro i'm going to colombia in sept and i'm gonna try to spend so much money on hookers that i get kidnapped and murdered.

>> No.49338308

>>49338300
do you ever call any of your hookers mommy.

>> No.49338310
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49338310

You niggers literally have no taste and will NGMI.

Kill yourself you juggalos mongoloid shits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86vaOUEjWzM

Anime was a mistake. Dead to all weebs.

SPY to will face heavy resistance tomorrow at 420. Bears will edge, but don't get to cum.

Mumus bros, watch out for breakouts. Don't get cocky. Next resistance at 423. After that we are clear.

>> No.49338316

>>49338215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFOr7TcOat8

I POOOOOOOOOOOSSSEED UNCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHED
FOR AN ARTIST IN HIS HOME
BUT I COULDN'T HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD IT LONG ENOUGH
AND HE DIDN'T LIKE MY BODY MUCH
SO DID HE GIVE ME MUCH
I THOUGHT THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS
BECAUSE IT HAS A SHINE TO IT
AND I KNOW YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS
SO I WILL TRY TO BUY IT UP FOR YOU
AND DRIVE TO YOU OHHHH

>> No.49338318

>>49338228
why cant i just go buy a fucking wife why do i have to play games with retarded whores

>> No.49338327

>>49338293
>when you realize the boys were literally eye candy and had the easiest singing careers of all time

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>>49338249
>Tap it and immediately drop into the abyss you mean?
That would be pretty disappointing, but I think that if you seriously expect this then you're suffering from some kind of recency bias due to the 7 week downtrend where every spike got sold off within hours.
Much more likely we're living in crab land now, at least through the next FOMC.

>> No.49338341

>>49338308
well they don't speak english so i can say all kinds of fucked up shit while screw them. Maybe i'll try the mommy thing once before i die

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>>49338200
I only lonely post on Valentine's day :^)

>>49338221
> Is she hot
She used to be but you know the wall and everything. I actually haven't seen a picture of her in five years so I have no idea what she looks like now. I'm going to say no since she wouldn't have texted me if she was.

>>49338228
I like this idea because it's petty.

>> No.49338360

>>49338341
You can call them mamacita and they will understand you're saying. like
"ten sexo conmigo mami! ay mami teno sexo conmigo mamacita de leche de tetas"

>> No.49338374

>>49338310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfRMcuupNCc

YOU WERE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH TO SING YOUR SONGS OH SO PERFECT

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>>49338316
https://youtu.be/25aDpUpoj4k
>give them a mercy pump they said

>> No.49338393

If you think inflation is bad now wait until next year

>> No.49338405

>>49338262
I disagree. There are huge, fucking huge, swaths of people that are left/anti-work/ect. that are chasing fucking ghosts. Everyone is pissed at the rich, meanwhile right over there the fed is openly admitting to breaking federal fucking law to bailout corporate bonds, bail out investment banks, insider trade. Not a single fucking thing! My fucking mother in law is fucking 50 and has 5k in her retirement account, those weren’t her corporate bonds the fed illegally bought on margin. She’s not the one who needs lower bounds set for her 401k return.
Literally right out in the open. Not a thing is happening to reform the banking system.

>> No.49338407

>>49338318
u just learn from the best Pick Up Artists online to make getting hot babes easier than buying a mail bride who is a model

>> No.49338415

>>49338360
kek
i'll do that right after i have a couple larp as Lum and Ran for me

>> No.49338416
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49338416

I got some good grillin' sausages for dinner tomorrow. Gonna grill 'em good
Will I be grillin' on a green day though? Grillin' on green days always be better

>> No.49338424

>>49338407
i can buy hot chicks in any sane country
i just want a wife

>> No.49338426

>>49338142
You're living a life of sin. The only ones who are going to make it are those who follow the Lord, Jesus Christ, and receive His grace.

>> No.49338432

>>49338405
Left, maybe, anti-work? Nah. Those anti-work idiots contribute nothing to society and have no pull either other than a worthless vote.

>> No.49338435

>>49338262
>midterms are going to be a bloodbath
Not in California they won’t be. Fuck this gay state. Why was I born here. I couldn’t even send my kids to school without a fight and it’s a fucking private school.
>they have to wear masks
>no.
>they need to get Pfizer
>no.
It’s so tiresome.

>> No.49338445

>>49338424
U are probably horrendously autistic and repulse women who are normal single females looking for a long term serious relationship that can grow into marriage i bet u fucking talk about white replacement theory to ur dates

>> No.49338469

>>49338445
>i bet u fucking talk about white replacement theory to ur dates
Gotta make sure it’s a good long term investment, anon. Unlike that one anon who posted about his girlfriend crying after finding his copy of mein kampf.

>> No.49338471

>>49338435
California's are dug in because they would rather starve to death than admit they were wrong and vote Republican. That's the same for new York. That does not represent the rest of the country though people are starting to get very annoyed by leftist nonsense and just want common sense to prevail.

>> No.49338485

>>49338445
no i just find obese women fucking repulsive and i'm not going to pick up some whore at a bar. I know how to hide my power level

>>49338471
shut the fuck up faggot voting republican is not going to fix monetary policy. Trump spit out more helicopter money than any fucking emocrat ever did

>> No.49338488

>>49338471
>replace Blue Boomers with Red Boomers
>nothing changes
The problem is the fucking Boomers

>> No.49338489

>>49338405
Concerted effort to keep normies focused on other things. Every time they start to get close to understanding how fucked all of finance is there's another shooting, or another plandemic, or another "special operations conflict", or another celebrity marriage blowing up in the news, or another cuckold slapping a former friend for outing them as being a cuck on national television, or or or or or..... you get the picture. There will always be dancing monkeys to preoccupy people while they are getting fucked. For fucks sake man the US Government confirmed the existence of UFO's as a distraction play, for the average normie plugged into propaganda stations it is impossible to point their eyes and ears in the right direction to start unfucking their current situation. The one saving grace for humanity is that it does not tolerate bullshit well ever and typically revolts in the absence of impetus by just refusing to participate in society, because you can lie about unemployment numbers being fine all you like by not counting people that just stopped looking altogether but eventually people notice nobody wants to make them food anymore.

People know. They just know they're powerless to change things and will get Seth Rich'ed at a stoplight if they try to coordinate a broader group. The literal only winning move is not to play, cut anyone off that starts guzzling current-year cum, and laugh at the absurdity of all of it. And if you're not strong enough to do that you might as well just join them as it will be a far happier existence. Half these threads aren't bobo posters because it's funny, it's because everyone can see the fucking writing on the wall and they want it to all burn down already and are doing everything in their very limited scope of power to make it happen without risking more than they can afford to lose.

>> No.49338495

>>49338471
Yes. I’ve told people they sound like they’d rather die than be wrong. It’s true.

>> No.49338523

>>49337976
The one thing that we lack is organization. If you find the people that do care, and can organize them, then you'll see change. There are plenty of secret societies where you'll find people that do care, and have a little bit of power. It isn't lost yet.

>> No.49338524

>>49338388
gosh rap is so fucking terrible. so fucking boring. five seconds and you've heard the entire song lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdpkZLpeIGY

listen to some actual punk for once

>> No.49338526

>>49338485
>shut the fuck up faggot voting republican is not going to fix monetary policy. Trump spit out more helicopter money than any fucking emocrat ever did
I’m voting for anyone who will leave me the fuck alone. Right now, that’s republicans. I’m a Ron Paul guy, but that’s not in my provided choices.

>> No.49338543

>>49338485
Voting Republican won't heal the wounds of decades of bad decisions, but it simply cannot be worse than the current admin. Tell me if we had desantis as president we would be worse off right now. Tell me if trump was still in office gas would be $5 a gallon right now. Don't be disingenuous. It's the lesser of 2 evils. Neither party is good overall but we can definitely do better.

>> No.49338551
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>>49338471
Nah that's not it, cali is tiered, You have normal people who hate what is happening to the state.
You have sheltered children of libs that inhereted their parent's voting habits and get all their news from CNN and MSNBC and genuinely believe the state is doing great.
Then there are the poor living off government gibs, they always vote democrat because dem groups pass out gift cards and food and shit in exchange for people voting.
Finally you have the extremely wealthy who aren't effected by a little economic hardship and think that the sacrifice (made by other people of course) is worth the end goal.
Sadly the dem groups are larger, and the worse it gets in the state the more people will slide in to the gibs group.
Oh, I also forgot the children of illegal immigrants, who always vote democrat so their shitbag parents don't get deported.

>> No.49338573

>>49338426
Jesus is precluded from being the Messiah because his genealogy says that he's descended from Jeconiah and God had forbidden anyone from his family from sitting on the throne of David (Jeremiah 22:28-30). You wasted your life believing in a fraud.

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Just to let you guys know I will be suing anybody who has ever posted in /smg/ to recuperate the financial losses I have sustained due to the poor advice I have received here.

>> No.49338581

>>49338489
>They just know they're powerless to change things and will get Seth Rich'ed at a stoplight if they try to coordinate a broader group.
I’ll fucking do it then. The feds fly is open, congresses fly is open, this has been brought to their attention and they have done zero. The people who talk about this shit are fringe right wing fund owners and financial doomer tabloids. Something needs to change, there is no way this carnival makes it another decade as is, bread and circuses only hold out as long as the fertilizer to make the bread isn’t getting pounded by Russian artillery.

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>>49338576
ok

>> No.49338590

>>49338551
And then you have regular everyday working people who are outnumbered by everyone you just mentioned. It’s 6 figure hell in real life.

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>>49338576
I don't give financial advice I just meme to lessen the pain of losing all of my money.

>> No.49338617

MAKE WAY FOR AN EXTREMELY BASED SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFHlK8ZXgvE

>> No.49338618

>>49338590
The sad part is you have people on the west coast making 6 figures who live in basically poverty. They have no idea that in the Midwest and other lesser known states that money would stretch much further. But they kept being baited by a promise that the utopia will arrive if they just hold on a little longer.

>> No.49338629
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>futures

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>>49338629

>> No.49338642

>>49338618
except they wouldn't make 6 figures in the midwest. companies very much pay according to where you live.

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>ETH

>> No.49338656

>>49338581
And it'll happen and shit will change before you can even get anything up and running about it and you'll be marked a domestic terrorist and have your life ruined for trying. Seriously. The only winning move at this point is to just point and laugh at the absurdity of the world while shielding yourself from as much of the fallout as possible.

>> No.49338658

>>49338612
Join my lawsuit

>> No.49338664

>>49338618
It’s because of family. I didn’t have a mom, my wife didn’t have a dad. We grew up with 1/2 of a dysfunctional family. I don’t want that for my kids. They have close relatives and meaningful connections to them. If I leave, I’ll put them through the same experience. We are that 6 figure family. I have money left over after mortgage and bills, but I could sell and live like a king somewhere else. It’s just not about me anymore.

>> No.49338666

>>49338581
The problem you would run into is the media would rally against you and turn their civilian mob against you. So you would be annihilated before you even got started.
>>49338642
This is very true, but quality of life overall would be better making a little less and living in the Midwest

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>>49338618
Most of those people can't remote work their jobs so they are forced to stay in cali. The good news is that as Cali's oppressive business taxes and high cost of living drive companies away we should see an expansion of high paying jobs in other states. Texas and Florida are already getting big influxes of companies from Cali and New York that left over covid restrictions, and I'm sure more will follow.
Also with China having their real estate market collapse the west coast should see a drop in foreign investments in properties which could ease housing prices, which would tank Cali's tax surplus as real estate taxes would crater.
If 2008 was any indicator the people most likely to get foreclosed on (and then forced out of the state) are black and hispanic, which could help fix some of the demographic issues that make cali so deep blue.

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Im breaking up with my gf of 4 years tomorrow. She has no idea

>> No.49338714
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I can't fucking believe that the economy is getting ready to melt down but the Nasdaq was up 2% today. Fucking bullshit.

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>>49338666
>This is very true, but quality of life overall would be better making a little less and living in the Midwest
I’d make 50% of what I do now, but I could pay cash for 2 houses and rent one out. It’s hard not to do it sometimes. If the shit really hits the fan here though, I might have no choice.
Picrel is my drive to work.

>> No.49338717

>>49338705
Are you the same guy from last week (or over the weekend) who said he was breaking up with his girlfriend this week?

>> No.49338725

>>49338666
>wanting to be around tornadoes

>> No.49338727

>>49338705
Based. Make sure to dab on the bitch.

>> No.49338731

>>49338705
good luck anon, you will never find another one

>> No.49338745

>>49338731
No he won't
I broke up with my ex about 2 years ago and I haven't had any friends at all since
It's only downhill

>> No.49338757

>>49338725
>what are basements

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>>49338757

>> No.49338768

>>49338705
>Im breaking up with my gf of 4 years tomorrow.
why tho

>> No.49338781
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>>49338766
PLTR is going to the moon, long term.

>> No.49338784

>>49338714
>economy
>nasdaq

Pick one

>> No.49338791

How do I short the Democrat party?

>> No.49338805

>>49338766
What the fuck did I just read?

>> No.49338806

>>49338791
Develop a new Boomer Remover.

>> No.49338814

>>49337836
The corruption is only beginning, the managerial class has only just sipped the sweetness of service of self above all else (shareholders, consumers, and nation) it is a very deep cup. In 10 or so years they will be gulping it down while shouting for more.

>> No.49338829

>>49338806
It's sad but true. My father grew up in the old age of Democrats. He's a union skilled tradesman and still thinks the Democrats still represent him. I've noticed now that his tune is finally changing as he's about to retire and now knows the world has moved on from his generation. I'm 35 and voted Democrat up until 2016. I had finally had enough and realized things had changed in the party. Not that it really matters. Both are puppets of Israel. You saw what happened when AOC tried to vote no for aid to Israel.

>> No.49338832

>>49338805
Porn is disgusting and that story is pretty tame compared to some of the terrible ones I heard. The number of fake dicks painstakingly make-upped onto dudes so they can fake-nut tapioca pudding into some meth-skanks blown out disease hole after half an hour of soulless pounding and male anus including back-shots is entirely too damn high. The number of people regardless of gender that do anal scenes and do no prep beforehand is too damn high. The number of fish-eye and other wide-angle lenses and bullshit filters is too damn high.

Porn is fake and gay as fuck, and it's gross as hell to boot.

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>>49337836

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>>49337836

>> No.49338893

>>49338832
Wide lenses my fren. That's how they make dicks look so big in porn. Yeah obviously most of the guys in porn are more well endowed than most but even Sasha grey said porn is a facade.

>> No.49338900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTC0NY2ni8g

on beer #2 tonight now. watch crude hit 220 later this year

>> No.49338921

>>49338893
I did porn, it's lenses and vacuum pumps mostly. That and not using nicotine and not being terrified of cardio, it's really not that hard to have a big dong just like it's really not that hard to make 6" look like 9" with a tiny woman and a shitty lens.

>> No.49338935

>>49338842
Is this PPT in the room with us?

>> No.49338950

>>49338921
Absolutely. I remember when I was in my 20's and in great shape my dick looked considerably bigger because my body fat was low. Basically don't be fat. For anons genuinely have small dicks because of genetics, learn to eat pussy really well. The girl you sleep with won't care how big your dick is if she has already cum. I see way too small dick guys give up because of the worry of not being able to please their lady. There is always a path to success.

>> No.49338973

>>49338950
>tfw sm0l b0d but H U N G

DICKLETS WILL NEVER MAKE IT

>> No.49338980

>>49338814
I hope to god this shit collapses before that. This is ridiculous, that’s all I can fucking say. Say what you will about occupy wallstreet and what it became, but fucking 15 years ago the general public would have known about these things and cared about them to a degree.

>> No.49338982

>>49338921
All porn stars are really short, there are a few average height ones but most are short, this gives the perception of huge dicks, but most are either average or slightly above average.

>> No.49338984

>>49338950
I will never eat a girl out. I will never lower myself to that level.

>> No.49338993
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>>49338714
Markets are up because everyone is calling Powell on his bluff, nothing he does will lower gas and food prices, not while the war is still ongoing, and a bunch of angery voters are about to rape the dems in the midterms so everyone is basically calling their plan to continue raising rates into the fall and destroying the economy bullshit because Biden is about to do some stimmy bullshit to get votes, he is already floating the idea of forgiving some student loans.

>> No.49339006

>>49338950
shut up roastie, You suck my dick not the other way around

>> No.49339009

How much longer until the market quits fooling around and shits the bed?

>> No.49339013

>>49338984
literally the gayest thing in this thread

>pussy? ick!

>> No.49339018

>>49338993
I seriously don't get it though. Rising rate or no, we are heading towards a recession.

>> No.49339020
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>>49338984
Oh anon you silly boy. There are few things more enjoyable than the scent of a stimulated cunny. But then again I'm a sniff Chad.

>> No.49339025

>>49338993
the interest rates alone put SPY sub 200 in nominal terms

>> No.49339036

>>49339013
>>49339020
Look bros, I won't submit myself to a girl and lick her slit. I will put my pp in her slit, I will let her suck my pp, but I will not lick her slit.

>> No.49339044
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>>49338984
the 2nd best thing in life is eating the vagina of a tall skinny wide hipped woman, the first is cumming in it

>> No.49339046

>>49339025
>1-3% rates puts spy at 200
Post proofs or stop being retarded. Certainly where rates SHOULD be puts spy that low. Currently though they are not that high

>> No.49339051

>>49339013
Right? I mean I can understand not just munching any strange pussy that comes your way or not doing it if their hygiene isn't on point, but eating pussy is pretty based and being averse to it is behavior I typically saw from actual homosexuals. It's literally just sucking a smaller nipple and using a finger or three to spam their g-spot with any kind of rhythm, getting chicks off is hilariously easy.

>> No.49339069

>>49339044
You’ve been away from a puss puss for awhile so I’ll let you have your fantasy

>> No.49339078

>>49339036
sounds kinda gay

>> No.49339084

>>49339036
>he thinks it's inherently a submissive act
Son you may in fact need TRT. I get off on getting women off so hard they cry, that ain't happening without a clit in your mouth.

>> No.49339083

>>49339069
just cause the ones you eat taste like fishsticks aint my problem

>> No.49339088

>>49339044
rare for me to get but I agree

>> No.49339090

>>49339036
you do realize you are gay, right?

>>49339051
he doesn't realize he's gay lmao

>>49339046
rates will go up higher, much higher later this year. october is the month

>> No.49339100

>>49339025
Can you explain the intuition on this?

>> No.49339120

>>49339090
Post proofs. I believe SPY will go sub 200 but I also think that’s when the long end the curve breaks down, rates to 6% and I think we see SPY 250-200

>> No.49339141

>>49339044
this bitch looks like a 16 year old trans benicio del toro

>> No.49339145

>>49339084
You haven't seen my hip game and stamina.

>>49339090
>>49339078
Bite me faggots.

>> No.49339149

>>49338980
The US will reach levels of corruption you don't think are possible, state and industry will become one, right wing and left wing authoritarian state governments will centralize power in their Governors, the Federal government will be in perpetual gridlock, bureaucrats and managers will become disgustingly wealthy while the working class slips into crushing poverty. Local uprisings will be occur and will be fought. Wealth inequality will slowdown growth so much that the house does eventually collapse. It's going to be a long ride, a long painful ride. Thankfully you can profit off of it.

>> No.49339153

>>49339141
Get off the fucking internet.

>> No.49339155

>>49339120
>rates to 6%
We would have a US sovereign debt crisis at 4-5%. Like what happened to Greece, but worse because there's no EU to bail us out.

>> No.49339158

>>49339141
Nah, that’s a girl. Not even joking.

>> No.49339178

>>49339051
>>49339051
I've ever only come across a pussy that was straight vile. It smelled like something I can't describe. It smelled like she wiped back to front. She ended up challenging me to play mk8 and winner had to give head to the other 3 days in a row. I combo juggled that bitch with quan chi like my life depended on it and broke up with shortly after.

>> No.49339194

>>49339155
I don’t disagree, but I think it will happen still. If the feds going to fight inflation, it’s going there.

Also there’s always a way out, we just bail-in all US debt to fed coin deposits. Neat-o huh

>> No.49339196

>>49339084
This I always force mt gf to sit on my face before I lift, I drink my pre-workout and while I wait for it to kick in, I have her sit her puss right on my nose and I SNIFF deeply, for about 30min, then I go smash my workout.>>49339088

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>>49339158
>>49339153
you cant unsee it. your soul is mine

>> No.49339209

>>49339178
>stinky pussy
>plays mortal kombat

This should be self explanatory. I’ve only ever dated stuck up women that do feminine shit and none of them had a stinky pussy. Stinky pussy comes from a lack of personal hygiene. Quit banging gamer girls who forget to brush their hair/teeth.

>> No.49339211

>>49339100
>nominal

That's all you need to know.

>he doesn't know what the SP500 actually is
>he doesn't know how much borrowed money is propping up the market
>he doesn't know how much debt NEEDS to be serviced, which will take equity from the markets

>>49339120
we may see a flash of high rates but it will only be A VERY BRIGHT NUCLEAR FLASH

>>49339145
no, gay ass, go choke on dick

>> No.49339214

>>49339196
This is sigma male behavior

>> No.49339220

>>49339201
I never saw it in the first place and I still don't. She looks like a teenage girl with an attractive face. You need help, buddy.

>> No.49339223

>>49339196
Absolutely based anon.
Did something similar a few times and its a great experience

>> No.49339231

>>49339145
To each their own, if you're happy and they're happy w/e it's gucci
>>49339178
I've had stank pussy all of once in my entire life but she was a known hoe and it was a wakeup call for me. Like bad enough that I threw up a little bit in my mouth when she walked in front of me to sit down on the couch and had to play it off. I made up an excuse to leave and texted her the next day saying she needed to resolve some personal hygiene issues before moving on with my life, people need to shower at least once a day ffs.

>> No.49339271

>Ipsos, a global market-research company, has a survey called Perils of Perception, which asks people in dozens of countries to report their own happiness and guess the average happiness of their fellow citizens. In every country they survey, people self-report much higher happiness than they guess other people feel. At the extreme are South Koreans, who estimate that 25 percent of South Koreans are happy, whereas nearly 90 percent say that they are themselves “very happy” or “rather happy.” The perception gap in the U.S. is smaller and closer to the international average: Americans estimate that 50 percent of other Americans are happy, but about 90 percent of them say that they’re actually happy.

What percentage of /smg/ers do you think are happy?
Are you very unhappy, unhappy, happy. or very happy?

My answers: 60% and I am very unhappy

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>>49339223
>>49339196
if he dies, he dies

>> No.49339297

>>49339271
I estimate 10% of smg is happy and I am very happy

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>>49339018
Just like we were going to go into a recession right at the start of the pandemic. The world changed in 08 and the volcker move literally cannot happen with how much debt there is floating around now, which is why the best they can muster is 50bps hikes like a year late.

At this point inflation is happening no matter what, they have the choice between inflation and stagflation now, and as bad as inflation is, at least there is growth. Nobody wants to be stuck like Japan has been.

>> No.49339306

>>49339271
99.99% and im the .01% that's not happy :(

>> No.49339305

>>49339271
I think maybe 5% of smg is happy and i am very unhappy

>> No.49339311

>>49339292
I would never die because I have complete physical and mental dominance over my gf

>> No.49339343

>>49339231
The missing details I ahs with my same experience is she could make her ass clap while riding a dick but more importantly she sat and watched all 3 robocop movies with me and loved it. That's why I was drawn to her. But yeah she was a bar slut. I also had one girl when I was bartending try and hand her phone number to my coworker, but he was married and turned it down. She then ended up just giving me her phone number. We ended up hitting it off. I made her watch American psycho when we were having sex every night. In retrospect that was cringe, but she was the first girl I ever dated that loved to eat ass. Having a girl tongue your anus is an experience that can't really be described in words. It's fucking bizarre.

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>>49338717
Probably. Ive been saying it in here for a while
>>49338731
Fear of failure is a pussy reason to not do something you think is right but id be lying if i said i hadnt thought about that
>>49338768
Shes a great girl but we’re not compatible in important reasons. Common interests/ambitions, sex, personalities. Shes my first and only gf. Been trying to “fix” her for a while but after all this time i dont see it working

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>>49339271
>dualities

>> No.49339358

>>49339271
I am extremely unhappy and on the verge of sheer unbridled rage every waking moment of my existence, and I would estimate that about 40% of smg is happy in any way shape or form with most of that group being no less than 24-48 hours away from being extremely unhappy again. Anecdotally, I watched someone pull a pistol and flash it at people in traffic because they were doing the speed limit earlier today and it's not the first time I've seen someone draw and brandish a firearm in a thinly-if-at-all veiled threat in public in the last month. Most people are not happy right now, they're just not so stupid as to tell the truth about how they feel when at best nobody will care or listen and at worst it'll be used against them.

>> No.49339372

>>49339343
Based and I also enjoy rimjobs from my woman pilled.

>> No.49339378

>>49339343
you got to have her friend deepthroat you while she does it anon. it's a damn shame that most men will die never having such an experience

>> No.49339380
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Yeah I'm working on another dance video. It's a rain dance to make SOXL moon tomorrow.

>> No.49339384

i need to make rent money. i'm thinking PYPL calls

>> No.49339422

>>49338984
Eating pussy is for lesbians cause lesbians don't have dicks.

>> No.49339432

>>49339343
I've been slowly training my gf to eat ass, I have a Hitachi vibrator, when she does something I like I put it on her clit this triggers her reward system in her brain. I started with the balls and slowly but surely she's moving closer to my anus. Eventually the mear sight of my butthole will make her wet and I won't even need the Hitachi.

>> No.49339442

>>49339380
>webm
Dude this is so gay.

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>>49339432

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>>49338781
>PLTR
Kek he can't stop getting his photos taken, can he?

>> No.49339495

>>49339271
Mostly happy.

>> No.49339506

Wtf is the good smile company? I guess it owns this site or something

>> No.49339510
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>ctrl-f CPI
>zero mentions

>ctrl-f pussy
>non-zero mentions

CPI predictions for June 10th? If you predict correctly, you'll be blessed with free pussy.

>> No.49339515

>>49339271
i am very unhappy and i estimate 90% of /smg/ is unhappy

>> No.49339527

>>49339510
CPI is meaningless because it’s based on a basket of arbitrarily selected goods. They’re cooking the books, have been cooking the books and will continue to cook the books. Most of these numbers are meaningless. Invest based on momentum. Everything else is bullshit.

>> No.49339554

>>49339527
An unexpected cpi or other such macro factors can completely change momentum

>> No.49339598
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>>49337710
What the fuck is happening to the futures?

>> No.49339629

>>49339510
0.5% over last month's
>>49339527
Market will still respond to it because it believes in it. This created a predictable short-term Invesment (pump or dump) and a long-term investment of pricing in the correct information.

>> No.49339672

>>49339598
It's called a bear market rally. It's just playing out slower than people anticipated.

Preemptive F for all those fomo's who buy in at the top only to figure out that the real dump comes after this.

>> No.49339693

>>49339672
The watch and learn guy was right?

>> No.49339705

protip for everyone here

if /everyone/ thinks something is about to happen, expect the opposite.

Everyone is saying this is a bear market rally.

>> No.49339723

>>49339705

Yeah. I’m sure Biden is going to keep this economy and market strong. Good post anon. 10/10

>> No.49339731

>>49339723
Economy has nothing to do with equities anymore.

Did you all forget this is clown market? You're about to be rudely reminded.

>> No.49339748

>>49339731
Clown car is out of gas Anon.

>> No.49339752

a lot of selling volume on /es right now wew lads

>> No.49339767

Ew you guys are so gross

>> No.49339774

>>49339731
Fundamentals matter in a bear market dumbass

>> No.49339784

i was gone for a week whatd i miss guys

>> No.49339786

i have been heemed for two weeks

when will i learn

>> No.49339789

>>49339784
we green, not a lot of news

>> No.49339800

lads... i tested positive for covid and i also have a hemorrhoid. at least its friday i guess...

>> No.49339810

>>49339693
David pimper called for 6000 s&p

>> No.49339830

>>49339774
No they don't, fundamentally good stocks get sold all the same. I guess fundamentals matter to know which ones will survive

>> No.49339848

>>49339527
tell it to the algos

>> No.49339875

>>49339830
Fundamentally good stocks like goog and amd is what you mean. And those are fundamentally overpriced. You dont know what fundamentals mean

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For scoopsies eyes only. Don't you dare watch otherwise.
https://youtu.be/Vpgu8X6CCB8
https://youtu.be/Vpgu8X6CCB8
https://youtu.be/Vpgu8X6CCB8

>> No.49339892

I see a change in consumer sentiment coming. Biden has imported so many of these undocumented Latinx people that soon the white race is going to be replaced by a group of people who only eat tacos and burritos. Think about it. That's why at this time Chipotle Mexican grill is a great investment. They're probably in the best position of anyone to capitalize on the wealth these Latinx people will bring to our Democracy.

>> No.49339909

>>49338781
PLTR TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.49339917

>>49339892
i'm david lynch and this is great financial advice
based and dunkin donuts-pilled

>> No.49339922

>>49339875
Okay give me an example of a fundamentally good stock in 2000 bubble

>> No.49339927

>>49339892
Baggot please watch my video

>> No.49339934

>>49339892
Chipotle already had a massive run over the last decade. What we need to be on the look out is for a smaller up and coming contender in the authentic Mexican fast food space.

>> No.49339940

>>49339934
franchisable taco trucks/taquerias

my god i am a genius

>> No.49339955

>>49339940
even branch out to franchisable elote stands

jfc i am on a god damn ROLL tonight

>la moderna familia

>> No.49339972

>>49339922
I have no idea. I was 4

>> No.49339976

anyone know how to trade bonds?

>> No.49339980

>>49339940
Seems like every state has private chains of taco trucks, and none of them get large enough to go public and expand.

>> No.49340069

>>49338416
yes fren big green day for big grill day.

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futes bros...........

>> No.49340090

>>49339976
TMF TMV JNK SHYG

>> No.49340099

>>49339510
may will be higher than april, just look at energy and food month over month. expected for may is 8.1%, i'm guessing 8.3-8.5%

>> No.49340116

>>49340090
i mean actual bonds, not tickers that are just proxies

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>>49339886
Based. SOXL chads are gonna make it

>> No.49340132

>>49340080
It's over. Only thing matters is if we can get out while still green

>> No.49340140

>>49340116
Those are for rich people

>> No.49340181

>>49339789
thats interesting to hear now that qt is in effect
>>49340116
call your broker and you may need 6-7 figures in buying power

>> No.49340249

>>49340140
>>49340181
i thought a basic bond was 1000$?

>> No.49340255

>>49337710
This dump is faker than US dollars

>> No.49340269

>>49340255
will turn green after jobs report is out

>> No.49340279

>>49340249
That's a special program from the US government

>> No.49340286

yes pls brutal day. i need to get unheemed

>> No.49340292

>>49340279
i'm US, but cant foreigners buy US bonds?

>> No.49340295

Elon musk emailed saying to cut 10% of people and freeze all hiring because he has a super bad feeling on economy. This is similar to decisions at many companies to begin trimming costs.

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I just watched WiaW. Holy shit, this world is fucked. Also, buy SOXL

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>>49340295

holy shit this is real. dont they already have a force cutoff rate for "low performance" employees

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How bad do you anons think June will be for the stock market?
I think that massive pump for Amazon stock is going to be miserable deep red soon. I know more and more people IRL that are dropping prime subscriptions because of inflation and bullshit.

>> No.49340361

>>49340292
I guess they can. I didn't know US treasuries started at 1000$ for everyone. I thought it was a million.

>> No.49340400

will they use unemployment numbers to fake pump the market?

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>>49340295
>>49340353

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>>49340311

>> No.49340654

i stand by my assessment that this is a retail trap based on how the news reacted and changed their story after the fed minutes released alone
this is the exit pump

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>>49337882
I hear you bro. I mean, look at this shit. Even a 5th grader can tell you these numbers wern't crunched right.

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>>49340654
Gosh I hope so, I'm waiting on a wire to my margin account to finish so I can slurp the real dip.

>> No.49340885

Saudi Arabia is at max capacity, the world can’t pump much more oil. I don’t see gas prices coming down anytime soon these problems will take years to fix

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>>49340765
Energy being weighted so high in the CPI is so that "if" oil comes down then Fed can say that inflation is solved and lower rates... if it comes down...

>> No.49340903

guys i have a bunch of russian shares on MOEX; am i fucked ? did i lose all my money

>> No.49340924

>>49340903
Yes.

>> No.49340938

>futures

It's over, this was just another bear rally.

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>>49340129

>> No.49340942

>>49340616
Interesting priorities

>> No.49341029

>>49340353
He probably made this decision after seeing Jamie Dimon spill the beans.

>> No.49341045

>>49340924
>tfw sadness

>> No.49341063

>>49340938
Not too late to all in SQQQ

>> No.49341187

>>49340938
This rally *will* fail like hte others.

>> No.49341226

I‘ll buy more TQQQ

>> No.49341266

NEW THREAD
>>49341254
>>49341254
>>49341254
>>49341254
>>49341254

>> No.49341299

>>49337990
Better start evolving some wings, faggot.