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49309943 No.49309943 [Reply] [Original]

Would he have invested in stocks or crypto?

>> No.49309967

>>49309943
He’s all in on GME, newfag. It’s the ultimate crazy gamburu

>> No.49309984

>>49309943
Scratch off tickets, also would have ran a shitcoin scam but get fucked at the end since he trusts people that have never been vetted.

>> No.49310022

>>49309943
he'd lose his money leveraging and cry for an entire episode

>> No.49310035

>>49309943
Crypto leverage

>> No.49310281

>>49309943
Crypto, market manipulation is literally fully legal so it'd be right up his alley to be one step ahead of the scammers

>> No.49310454

>>49309943
he would be hatching plans most likely market manipulation to some degree on calls and leverage

>> No.49310578

>>49309943
BSC shitcoins

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>>49309943
He'd make some kind of elaborate reverse-scam to make a ton of money from a shitcoin rug puller

After some major ups and downs and gotchas, its 50/50 if it works out or backfires on him

>> No.49310857

He would gamble on derivatives with sub day expirations in a margin account that's collateralized by someone else's assets, only to find out the other person's assets are all leveraged fugazis too.

>> No.49311429

Definitely shitcoins and I would kill to see it

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>>49309943
I prefer crypto, because some crypto has more use cases that can flip your PF above a 100x in no time.
Coins like XPRESS which is used for payment is a good example