/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49305804]

How the FUCK do some of you get super early in some of those bsc scam coins ? Where do you find them ?

[Anonymous No.49305920]

WAGMi pajeet groups

[Anonymous No.49305949]

I found GOHO because of a random tweet

[Anonymous No.49306079]

>>49305804
Basically I joined one and got rugged. The people who got rugged decided we wanted to rug others. I social engineered myself into the inner circle and led the autists to launching coins. Then I taught myself how to deploy them .

Basically , go lose until you make friends

[Anonymous No.49306095]

Think if you were a pajeet scam coin shill where would you spread the word

[Anonymous No.49306134]

>>49305804
the only people who get in early are the developers and influencers they use to shill to schmucks like you after the coin has already almost completed its pump and is about to start dumping.

95% of these things only last a couple of days and have 1 pump.

[Anonymous No.49306164]

>>49305804
every single scamcoin is engineered by one of many organized groups of shills who market their worthless bags to desperate gamblers, poors, and lonely/depressed whales

[Anonymous No.49306179]

You have to be in on the rug ie a scammer

[Anonymous No.49306445]

>>49305804
Pay Moonman $500

[Chuck No.49306490]

I got a license as a plumber and snuck into CZ's hosue to fuck up his plumbing and left a bunch of flyers all over his building and street while spamming him with emails offering cheap service.
It didn't work the first time but i kept trying and fucked up his plumbing system repeatedly. Eventually i hired this fat russian scammer to fuck it up for me, all he wanted was a lifetime supply of bigmacs and cups of coffee, made me sign a contract and everything. It was really weird. There was this speccy dude who couldn't stop grinning and talking about assassinations and another dude who kept trying to sneak around while talking about his stealth strategies but i had little choice at that point.
Luckily it worked and CZ hired me that same day to fix his plumbing, he was really sweating and kept glancing over his shoulder nervously. Really twitchy dude which was suprising as he struck me as a cool cat online.
So there i am, laying pipe for CZ who can't stop squirming and asking "are you done yet?" which was really bothersome as i was nowhere near done. I had so much pipe to lay. That russian dude absolutely destroyed his pipes, or maybe they all took turns and worked together on his pipes i don't know. I had to think quick, i couldn't perform under these circumstances so i said to CZ "hey is that a drone outside your window?" and the little dude absoplutely shit himself, diving under the covers and everything while screaming"SAFU!" SAFU! SAFU!" I felt kinda bad doing that to him because it was just a seagull but i needed the time to enact my masterplan.
While he was under the covers i installed a camera in his toilet that would point directly to his anus so i could capture every shit that he took. After i was done rearranging his pipes he paid me and seemed very relieved to have the matter done with. Like a death threat had been lifted or something.
I was really chuffed when i caught his first poo sliding into the loo. I bought all the shit that fell out of his ass.
1/2

[Chuck No.49306516]

>>49306490
2/2
Unfortunately, the very next day the fat russian and his friends showed up at my door all grinning like they won the lottery. But i was rich now so i could afford a few bigmacs right? So i take some change out of my pocket and try to give it to them. Their faces got real serious real fast.
The russian man went red and started making noises i didn't know a human could make. His friends tried to calm him down but he's a big guy and they couldn't hold him back. He went absolutely ham on me and broke most of my ribs before taking a huge dump on me while screaming about smart contracts and trustlessness and oracles and unlimited supplies of bigmacs and coffee. It was hard to understand because of the concussion i received when he lost balance and fell on top of my head.
Eventually he stopped and i notice his sneaky friend coming out of my house with my laptop. I guess he was pretty stealthy because i didn't even notice him going in. He asked for the keys but i couldn't even form words at that point and i started panicking. The speccy dude with the shit-eating grin told me to calm down and that everything was going to be ok. I believed him. He pointed at the sky and said "can you see that? It's a drone. It's powered by chainlink like everything else and the contract you signed is coded into it now. So me and my friends are going to McDonalds and we'll wait for you there. If you're not there in an hour with your keys the drone is going to kill you okay friend?"
All i could do was nod. "I'm glad we have a consesus. Now get yourself cleaned up and we'll see you soon."
Now here i am typing this from my phone while the sneaky dude keeps chucking and showing his phone to the speccy one while pointing at me. The fat russian is already on his 50th bigmac. I don't know what i'm going to do. I've never seen anyone eat this many bigmacs. And don't get me started on the coffee. His cup is custom made. IT HOLDS FUCKING GALLONS.

[Anonymous No.49306521]

>>49305804
>Where do you find them ?
they are the scammers retard

[Anonymous No.49306604]

This strategy "surfing the blockchain" worked for me and made me about 20k in May of 2021 during the peak of the shitcoin frothiness.
>get rugged on shitcoin
>on etherscan, track which address the scammer transfers the ETH to.
>chances are he is a pajeet that only transfers it to one or two accounts.
>pajeet will then launch a new shitcoin on address he transferred the gains from the first shitcoin from.
>refresh etherscan every minute until the new contract is deployed for pajeet's next shitcoin scam
>it will be pending for several minutes
>put the address of the contract into uniswap
>buy within the first minute of the contract being life, chances are in the first minute, you will beat most of the bots into it
>bots will bid up the price very quick
>sell within 5 minutes, 10 minutes at most
>if you wait to sell after 10 minutes you will probably get rugged or get beat to the punch when the bots sell before you

[Anonymous No.49307223]

>>49306516
bullish

[Anonymous No.49307247]

>>49306604
Beautiful anon , nicely done

[Anonymous No.49307278]

>>49306490
Chuck ? I- I I

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You

[Anonymous No.49308559]

Find the TG group with the most women(men) that use cute anime girl avatars.

[Anonymous No.49308737]

>>49305804
I look up "Morbius" the movie (Starring Jared Leto) and buy it, the best one right now is JaredLetoForThe2023AcademyAwards (MORBIUS/BNB) for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.49309221]

>>49308737
It’s morbin time !

[Anonymous No.49309307]

>>49308737
Avoid this shit, those admins and names are literal poorfag jeets who multiwallet and use spammy jeet tactics, /text and 3rd world gif spamming. Remember the names of those admims each and every one of them are grifting poorfag losers looking to sucker you in on a ~10k mcap max shitcoin(they're so poor they can't even pump their own bags or buy their own floor)

[Anonymous No.49309328]

>>49305804
just learn solidity

[Anonymous No.49309875]

>>49309307
Ok frogposter, maybe do some more research next time
Here, we re-encoded the whole movie so you can pinch pennies on data since you obviously cant afford a .01BNB gamble

[Anonymous No.49309880]

>>49308737
Nice just bought a small bag

[Anonymous No.49309924]

>>49307247
I don't know if this strategy would still work in today's market or not, but it was rinse and repeat before the May 2021 crash.

[Anonymous No.49309926]

>>49305804
Create your own. You only need to suppress your innate desire to not be a liar and thief long enough, soon it will be who you are and you can scam other people out of their paycheck freely

[Anonymous No.49311179]

>>49309926
But how do you get poeple to buy your shitcoin?

[Anonymous No.49311348]

>>49309875
seethe and cope at getting called out, faggot. You and your entourage of utter poor 3rd world latam losers can't pump shit because you're all so fucking poor and desperate to dump on each other the shit collapses. You poor faggots unironically see 2-3 figure gains and start shaking. God, I fucking hate poor desperate retards like you so much. you and your whole faggot band of starving jungle hut niggers. As if I would be caught dead with shit smeared on my shoe because it's cheap shit, Top kek.

[Anonymous No.49311394]

>>49309880
how did it feel to get dumped on you dumb fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.49311396]

>>49311348
big talk from a guy who didn't see the floor collapse like he claimed it would, we own the floor since 4BNB isn't shit
enjoy being wrong though :) hold tight onto your HINU bags, maybe you'll make it next bull run

[Anonymous No.49311540]

>>49311396
holy kek the utter seething state of you poorfag 3rd world faggots, delusional pathetic dumb fucking losers seething that you've been called out for the trash that you are; jungle hut 3rd world monkey niggers. I'm so glad I'm not you, that I'm not a poor fucking loser crawling around in the trash trying to scam other poorfags out of their lunch money, because in your derelict shithole you call a country $50 equals groceries and rent for a month kek don't ever fucking reply to my posts again poorfag this is your last (You) from me

buyer beware of this group

[Anonymous No.49311572]

>>49311540
ok

[Anonymous No.49311602]

if you want to actually be early on 100x projects then the answer is alpha leaks like the hbar foundation, where you'll invest early in the next big thing in the crypto market