Canned Goods General

[Anonymous No.49284873]

>he isn’t stocking up on canned goods
You are missing out on your last chance to make generational wealth.
A food shortage is about to hit the entire word. People are not ready for the level of desperation they are about to be cast into. Mothers will be sucking dick for a can of beans. Once wealthy aristocrats will trade their daughters away for sardines.

Now, let’s use this thread to rank various canned goods in terms of future profitability potential

BLUECHIPS
>Spam
>Tuna Fish
>Sardines
>Black beans
>spinach
>tomatoes
>chili

Mid caps
>Baked beans
>Corn
>anchovies
>chickpeas


Shitcoins that might moon:
>various soups
>chef boyardee

Trash:
>cranberry sauce
>olives
>greenbeans

[Anonymous No.49284925]

>>49284873
Dried beans and dried red lentils, and parboiled rice, have much longer shelf life than canned stuff.

[Anonymous No.49284948]

>>49284873

>>>/pol/ or /x/

[Anonymous No.49284954]

>>49284925
All staples but canned goods literally do not expire. The taste might go off after the sell by date but you can safely eat canned goods that are 50+ years old

[Anonymous No.49284960]

>>49284873
first for CHEF BOYARDE

be careful with acidic shit like tomatoes, slowly eats the can over time. watch for bulging and dents, toss shit like that.

[Anonymous No.49284977]

Chef Boy are these nuts heavy

[Anonymous No.49284992]

>>49284873
should be 30 30 30 cans, dried staples (rice etc), and freeze dried meals/ingredients. pic related.

[Anonymous No.49285015]

>>49284948
Google “good shortage”
The elites are already revving up the propaganda to slowly get you used to “the new normal”
In 20 years from now your children will only be able to eat by trading their government distributed sustenance tokens for portions of mealworms and other insects. Meanwhile, those of us that stocked up on canned goods will be living in literal citadels with 24/7 private security.

[Anonymous No.49285215]

>>49284992
2020 was fucking wild
i'm still eating the sardines i bought back then

[Anonymous No.49285281]

>>49284873
NO

FUCK CAMPBELLS

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1654048532680.webm

[Anonymous No.49285283]

>>49285215

[Anonymous No.49285302]

>>49285283
>bottled water
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49285335]

>>49284954
If they're in perfect storage conditions and it's non-acidic or sugary food then maybe it'll last that long.

[Anonymous No.49285361]

>>49285283
What kind of retard posts photos like this online? Terrible opsec.
If shit actually hits the fan now all of your neighbors know you have a bunch of goods and guns. You might look “cool and scary” posing with your boyfriends in this photo but it’d be pretty easy to fax your home out with chlorine gas while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.49285365]

>>49284960
nice anon

[Anonymous No.49285382]

>>49284873
Already stocked up on livestock futures in a tax-free retirement account.

[Anonymous No.49285383]

>>49285365
meant for >>49284977
also checked

[Anonymous No.49285416]

Canned Cod Liver in its own oil is a must
nothing more nutritious

[Anonymous No.49285428]

>>49285361
>to fax your home out with chlorine gas while you sleep
They would wake up from burning sensations before the chlorine gas kills them. I'd probably go with something more subtle like castor bean laced modified mousetraps if SHTF

[Anonymous No.49285473]

>>49285428
>castor bean laced modified mousetraps
Redpill me anon

[Anonymous No.49285487]

>>49285473
Castor beans (aka, ricin beans) are a common ornamental plant that you can buy with cash from hardware and gardening stores.

[Anonymous No.49285895]

>>49285215
It really was the best time of my life. I had tons of rice and beans and deenz and flour and toilet paper and lighter fluid and ammo, long before the normies caught on.

I started stocking up in Jan 2020 and still remember driving by Costco and seeing lines around the entire building while i went home to a house literally over flowing with food, survival gear and ammo.

Soon as Corona hit my town i quit my job and holed up with the wife for 6 weeks, didnt see a soul. We mostly stayed naked except when i went out rabbit or turkey hunting each morning. We fucked like rabbits and made a baby.

I checked /pol/ every few hours, anxiously awaiting the glorious collapse. Watching the case numbers sky rocket, getting more and more excited. And thinking that finally, for the first time ever, it was actually happening.

Then places started opening back up, my old job called wanting to know if i had ran off into the mountains or if i wanted to come back to work. Califags and libshits started invading my town, changing it, ruining it. Pricing all us locals out of homes. Sain coon overdosed and the cities were burned, making the exodus accelerate even more.

No thousands dead in the streets, no getting to shoot starving niggers in my driveway...just a big fat fucking floppy wet jewish dick right in my face.

But sometimes i think back to March and April 2020, to Gary, to boxes of 5.56 and mounds of deenz and i shed a tear.....knowing itll never be like that again. We reached a rare high note in America that will serve as some sort of high water mark, the last bastion of hope that the faggot greedy normies and kikes were about to get rekt.

Now we all know that none of us are getting out of this machine, not alive, not intact physically, financially, or spiritually. We are literally being torn asunder by pedophile demons and nobody gives a shit...just keep booming, cooming, and consooming.

Fake and Gay

[Anonymous No.49285952]

>>49285895
If you can't beat em, join em.

[Anonymous No.49286036]

toppings: spam, canned pineapple, cheese (kept in the freezer for long term storage)
sauce: canned crushed tomatoes, onion powder, garlic powder, olive oil, sugar, salt
crust: flour, water, olive oil, yeast, sugar, salt

[Anonymous No.49286136]

I’m gonna stack Ramen

[Anonymous No.49286198]

>>49285952
My wifes Jewish, so i kinda already tried. Didnt work out

[Anonymous No.49286213]

>>49286198
Does she have khazar milkies?

[Anonymous No.49286279]

>>49286213
Yea, i hate Jews but shes based as shit and awesome. Total trad wife. Shes flat footed but the khazar milkers more than make up for it.

[Anonymous No.49286669]

bump

[Anonymous No.49286705]

>>49286279
Nice, let us know when/if you have daughters