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>> No.49258098
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Sex with anime girls.

>> No.49258111
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>>49258083

>> No.49258110

>>49258098
gay af bro

>> No.49258117

Everyone laugh at the idiots that took their GME gains and put it into TSLA. Tesla has lost everything it gained since then

>> No.49258118
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Oil?

>> No.49258121
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>>49258079
Red futures, News promising oil price hikes.
Yeah I'm thinking this week will be very red.

>> No.49258126
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>>49258118
OIL

>> No.49258128
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How was everyone's weekend? Anyone do anything fun?
>>49258118
Oil :D

>> No.49258137

>>49258110
Sure bro. I bet you believe having sex with girls is gay.

>> No.49258149
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>Futures

>> No.49258156
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>>49258118
ok this is based.

>> No.49258160

>>49258156
this gives me an idea

>> No.49258161
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>Would you want the celebrity CEO tripping on mushrooms at your wedding? Well, one lucky couple got to experience it first hand. (Elon Musk/Ari Emanuel's wedding)

>> No.49258165

>>49258108
>he doesn't want free 30% dividend a year

>> No.49258174
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>futures

>> No.49258176
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>>49258128
Went fishing. Set up some Monday cheapie buy orders.

>> No.49258180
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>>49258160
what is it my man?

>> No.49258190
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I remember the retards telling me in Q4 2020 to sell my oil as Biden was elected, because muh EV meme, muh oil is finished, muh oil is the past, muh oil going to sub 30$ again.

How funny. Never change, /smg/.

>> No.49258192

>>49258161
idk how hard is he tripping? Small amounts of psilocybin would be a happy experience for a wedding.

>> No.49258194

>>49258176
Nice, same. We also cooked a bunch of fish we'd caught this year. Some perch, catfish, and trout.

>> No.49258198
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Driving home from work and accidentally tuned in to CBC radio. Holy shit it's so bad. Just constant climate propaganda. They're being especially bold about soecific dates now. Gotta be net zero by 2035, gotta get all the cars electric, muh wind and solar can totally handle all the demand.
Wow.

>> No.49258201
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>>49258118
OIL

>> No.49258216

Any millionaires here?

>> No.49258217
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im thinkin were back

>> No.49258225

>>49258190
Why would anyone say that? EV NEEDS oil in order to survive, electricity doesn't fucking make itself

>> No.49258228

>>49258165
i bought PBR soon before they made the shares ex dividends but I had to sell because bolsonaro is meddling with it

>> No.49258234
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>>49258190
Biden is about to strategically release all over your face

>> No.49258235

>>49258201
>Oil Rises to the Highest Since March as China Readies to Lift Lockdowns, US Driving Season Begins
>fed giving up
>EU oil ban (of some kind, not sure the specifics)
>Biden still won't do anything
We could unironically see $6 national average in a month.
>>49258121
They're green though.

>> No.49258244

>>49258174
“Mexican cuisine”

>> No.49258245

>>49258225
oil fired power plants aren't really common anon.

>> No.49258249

>>49258192
Real question is why Elon is hanging out with a bunch of Hollywood fags

>> No.49258256

>>49258249
>why Elon is hanging out with a bunch of Hollywood fags
(((why))) indeed

>> No.49258267
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>>49258249
It's almost if he's an actor, playing a role. Man I've been drinking too hard to think this hard.

>> No.49258275

Markets are bussin

>> No.49258277
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>>49258118
we are going to $150 EZ

>> No.49258279

>>49258267
>>49258256
DONT YOU TALK ABOUT DADDY ELONG MUSKRAT LIKE THAT

>> No.49258282

>>49258228
Stock price didn't even budge on the news (it went down the exact amount of the dividend and stayed there). It kept moving up with oil (faster than big ones like xom) throughout.

>> No.49258291

Is it too late to jump onto the oil train?

>> No.49258296

>>49258198
Could be worse. NPR radio in the US is a non-stop firehose of nigger worship propaganda. If they talk about global warming guaranteed it's how it affects niggers more

>> No.49258298

>>49258235
>>EU oil ban (of some kind, not sure the specifics)
Embargo on russia oil

>> No.49258303

LOL the "oil is finished" meme is laughable. Yes EV will cut down the use of gas/diesel but ho hum your merely switching one fuel for another. Electric is still generated by meh fossil fuels mostly. So all your doing is just putting more strain on the electric grid. Also the products that use oil as part of the components is shockingly long not to mention the uh lubrication in your engine,other parts.

>> No.49258320

>>49258249
Fresh supply of hot young starlets jumping at the chance to swing off the richest man in the world's dick

>> No.49258331

>>49258320
go for it anon he probably likes men too, don't be shy

>> No.49258338

>>49258282
oh, i didn't expect the fact that the dollar weakened as much as Petrobras lost value in the last week

>> No.49258347

>>49258291
>literally all in on suncor at 21 CAD last year (150K)
>sold at 27 CAD
>it's at 52 CAD now
pain. i could have made it.

>> No.49258362

>>49258303
>Yes EV will cut down the use of gas/diesel
we don't have enough lithium to make all cars electric

>> No.49258373

>>49258331
Hi Elon, I loved your hair in the All-In interview, sorry I don't swing that way though

>> No.49258384

>>49258338
Do you perhaps don't understand how dividends work? Yikes.

>> No.49258394
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Thanks for buying the dip anons! To the moon!

>> No.49258419

>>49258347
Savage, I owned it from 24.9 to 48.5ish.. Sold it to buy AMZN.. only 25k though

>> No.49258424
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>>49258373
$25.000 is $25.000 tho
>>49258384
i do, yet it has been a terrible week for petrobrás even after the post-dividend fall

>> No.49258436

>>49258362
not immediately, but over time with more investment in the production/exploration/research we could meet demand as it grows. combustion engines didn't get rid of horses immediately and EV's won't get rid of combustion engines immediately either.

>> No.49258458

>>49258436
>but over time with more investment in the production/exploration/research
we would need 10x the current annual production of lithium to electrify the cars in Germany alone, nevermind the rest of the world

>> No.49258462

>>49258436
We just need to start mining asteroids.

>> No.49258468

>>49258458
Just build more battery stores bro!

>> No.49258483

Why the fuck isn't it as high as it was 10 minutes ago? I don't think it's time to reverse, but I don't care if Mr. Shekelstein spent too much time at the memorial day party and forgot to get his futures. Make him pay his fair share.

>> No.49258485

>>49258394
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

>> No.49258501

>>49258462
Okay but when will Elon at least IPO StarLink as a proxy to SpaceX. Twitter meme is fun and all, but where's the real shit that matters.

>> No.49258507

>>49258485
HIS NAME WAS TORRENT ALMONDS

>> No.49258513
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>>49258424
It only had one bad day friday, what are you talking about?

>> No.49258519
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I'm selling on open.

>> No.49258524

>>49258483
Fine you fucking kikes you wanna play it like this well fucking sell it again.

>> No.49258525

im all cash, how long do i have to wait before total collapse?

>> No.49258540

>>49258483
4200 is the high we dont break again

>> No.49258544

>>49258525
2 weeks

>> No.49258548

>>49258234
based, I hope we completely deplete our petroleum reserves right before WW3

>> No.49258549

>>49258267
Bread and circuses, same as it ever was. Only the venues change.

>> No.49258552
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>>49258513
Petrobrás had a terrible week but so did the dollar so you didn't notice

>> No.49258553
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>>49258525
until biden steps down

>> No.49258564

>>49258501
I do get why he keeps it private. One bad launch and the stock would tank.

>> No.49258566

>>49258540
What's that work out to in nasdaqs?

>> No.49258569

>>49258462
Space is fake and gay, anon. Why do people still believe in the space meme?

>> No.49258590
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This is the poopiest /smg/ thread ever. Every /smg/ thread has been poopier than the one before it.

>> No.49258612

>>49258569
Well sooner or later the human race will have to expand out. Earth is only so big you know.

>> No.49258622

>>49258569
The market bled because the moon got fucked by the sun though

>> No.49258630

>>49258612
We’re not going anywhere. We never did.

>> No.49258632

what do you do when youre about to fuck a bitch doggy and her asshole is covered in literal shit?

>> No.49258636
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>>49258235
You made me check, they are even redder than when I posted that.

>> No.49258641

>>49258436
That would take 30 years, and that's if nobody wants to replace one EV with another, in real life it would take half a century for EVs to outnumber combustion. Basically forget about the whole thing, not in your lifetime

>> No.49258661

>>49258612
Have you seen Earth? It's 99% empty, lots of land with nothing on it. Just keep building shit, keep optimizing food/energy production, we can squeeze a lot more out of this gay ass planet before it dies

>> No.49258663

>>49258632
Kick her out. How is this even a question, raise your standards my guy.

>> No.49258670

>>49258569
>One Asteroid Heading Towards Earth Has Enough Precious Metal To Make Every Person Alive A Billionaire
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/one-asteroid-heading-towards-earth-has-enough-precious-metal-make-everyone-earth
>>49258636
US100, 30, 500 are all off, look at the delayed futures.

>> No.49258689

>>49258458
it will balance itself out. production doesn't stay the same over time with economic incentives and the technology for extraction will mature over time.
>>49258641
half a century to electrify transportation is not too bad a timeline but your guess is as good as mine.

>> No.49258691

>>49258670
This is what gold bugs don't understand. One day we could find enough gold to make gold worthless.

>> No.49258719

>>49258691
Imagine just taking a tiny chunk of that asteroid. It'd fuck with the global market in a second.

>> No.49258725

Why the tank?

>> No.49258731

>>49258691
We could also find a way to synthesize it cheaply. Good luck synthesizing my bitfucks

>> No.49258733

>>49258691
Yep, you know what they're not making anymore of? Ethereal classics.

>> No.49258736

>>49258691
>>49258719
BUDDY LOOK AT ASTERIOD HEADING TOWARDS EARTH

>> No.49258737
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49258744

>>49258525
2 More weeks.

>> No.49258745

>>49258540
pretty much whatever the fuck it's at now

>> No.49258746
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>>49258670
This sum bullshit, this dumbass market better open red tomorrow, fr.

>> No.49258763

What's happening with Nasdaq computer?

>> No.49258769

>>49258566
13000

>> No.49258771

going to wake up tomorrow to a 10% day for XLE

>> No.49258777

>Sunday doom posting on a Monday
gmi

>> No.49258779

>>49258691
>One day we could find enough gold to make gold worthless.
if it became worthless nobody would look for it, and even if gold was plentiful it would still be valuable due to it's beauty and industrial applications

>> No.49258786
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>I'm still in this fake and gay market
>the market is so fake and gay I wish it nothing but death
No matter where it moves I feel bad

>> No.49258790

Monkeypok cases exploding in the UK.
It's literally 28 Days Later

>> No.49258793
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Guys... futures are still technically green counting yesterdays futures.....

>> No.49258801
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>>49258746
During the dotcom crash there was a Bear Rally that rallied nearly 50% before dropping even lower. You would be happier if you just bought reliable companies that will weather a recession.

>> No.49258804

>>49258746
And they have been for a few days, idk why. Usually they're dead accurate.

>> No.49258806

>>49258786
Buy commodities funds, simple as.

>> No.49258809
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>It's literally 28 Days Later

>> No.49258832

>>49258801
Fuck that just buy it when it goes up and then sell it when it goes down.

>> No.49258838

>>49258809
4 more weeks

>> No.49258840
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SIGA
nuff said

>> No.49258843

BUDDY WHATS HAPPENING WITH NASDAQ FLOOR CLEANING SUPPLIES LTD?

>> No.49258870

>>49258670
>One Asteroid Heading Towards Earth Has Enough Precious Metal To Make Every Person Alive A Billionaire
what would everyone on earth do with $1.000.000.000 worth of (mostly) Iron and Nickel?

>> No.49258871

>>49258137
>he doesn't know

>> No.49258874

>>49258590
you're not helping

>> No.49258877
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>>49258843
This one , anon?

>> No.49258880

>>49258670
>inb4 biden admin blames an asteroid for inflation

>> No.49258890
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Futuresisters…

>> No.49258892

>>49258870
If I had to guess based on what I know of humanity, probably consoom.

>> No.49258895

>>49258880
It's actually Putin's Asteroid™.

>> No.49258896

>>49258870
Short iron miners and we all get rich

>> No.49258901
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>>49258880
you meme'd it into reality
thanks i hate you

>> No.49258909
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>>49258793
> futures of the past are our present

>> No.49258920
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>>49258832
Suit yourself. More fat fucking dividends for me.

>> No.49258923
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>>49258552
Nope. Here's bovespa. Once again, only friday dumped. Although it looks like it dumped today as well, but that's not what we're discussing.

>> No.49258935

>>49258880
>Y-You know, the thing

>> No.49258938

If you wanna invest like goddamn Buffet, u have to use SparkWorld.

>Solves the whitelisting and randomized minting problem for NFT drops
>Fair Prediction Launches
>Full Transparency
>KYC Team

>> No.49258941

>>49258909
>Imagine not asking your rabbi for a futures account so you can profit off of these swings.

>> No.49258942

>>49258890
Oil heeming us.

>> No.49258945

If the market doesn’t drop 4% tomorrow I’m going to intentionally grief someone’s minecraft server

>> No.49258948

>>49258670
Yeah, if they divided the astrological amount by its present value.. unfortunately, that would drive the value down to decimal points.. I hate these silly pleb articles..

>> No.49258952

>>49258880
>flying rocks are a thread to our democracy

>> No.49258955

MRO will be the new TSLA in the 300+ dollar a barrel oil future

>> No.49258976

>>49258790
Just stop having gay sex, problem solved.

>> No.49258980

>bought the literal bottom of spy
>sold everything and bought oil and natgas friday
im gonna go play the lottery

>> No.49258989

>>49258948
Astronomical you mean, and yea I know. It's the monetary version of "AAAAAAAAA THIS ASTEROID IS COMING SO CLOSE TO EARTH" clickbait when it's very coming more than 100s of millions of miles.

>> No.49258994

>>49258790
Doesn't the US fall first in that movie?

>> No.49259001

>>49258955
mfw had MRO at $3.30 but sold

>> No.49259002

>>49258980
>he thinks he sold the bottom

YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET LAD

>> No.49259009

>>49259002
read it again, i bought the bottom then sold it friday

>> No.49259016

>>49259009
>the bottom

read that again

>> No.49259032
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Don't go to the stock market tomorrow

>> No.49259031

>>49259001
I got it 3 times as a free stock on RH when it was $3. Kek.

>> No.49259033

I want to invest in SCHP for that dividend but it feels like I'm buying at the top.
Feels like that most times now

>> No.49259039
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Where my oil bros at?

>> No.49259048

>IKBR increasing the margin requirements for coal and fertilizer companies every week now
They already know how it's gonna look

>> No.49259055

>>49259016
ok, the local bottom, happy? im planning on shorting spy if it can't hold 4100

>> No.49259064

>>49258948
nevermind the fact they are using gross profit from such operation despite the fact it would cost quadrillions of dollars as well

>> No.49259070

>>49259039
Good evening fellow gentleman.

>> No.49259084

>>49259055
yes. now what should i eat for dinner?

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>>49259033
>tips etf
Dance for those divys

>> No.49259086
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>futures
bros........

>> No.49259102

>>49259084
vegetable stir fry, crack an egg over it when the veggies are half cooked

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>>49259048
How is IKBR?
I'm using questrade right now

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>>49259086

>> No.49259113

>>49259102
well since i have a shitty small electric stove that can't stir fry, looks like ill be getting asian takeout

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>>49258843
Buddy this is a Long John Silver’s. Long gold. Encrusted Salmon ;^)

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There were some mumus here today,i wonder where did they go?

>> No.49259153

>>49258994
First two movies take place entirely in the UK I believe. It moves to Paris at the end of 28 weeks.

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(We can be like they are) Come on, baby
(Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the Reaper) We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, I'm your man

>> No.49259182

holy fucking shit

>> No.49259186

8:00pm
NZD

ANZ Business Confidence
-55.6 -42.0

NEW ZEALAND - REKT

>> No.49259194

>>49258923
>only friday dumped
damm, i'm literally loosing my reference for time
I consneed

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Monke kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5povsMKfT4

>> No.49259211

>>49259145
BUDDY I YOLO'D MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO GME CALLS

>> No.49259226

>>49259086
Basterds waited all weekend to sell ffs.

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>>49259226
I know we joke about futures being incredibly jewish but jesus christ

>> No.49259240

>>49259194
If pbr underperforms this weak, I might diversify into SNP or something. Maybe even some boomer XOM. China reopening play and US increased export play.

>> No.49259254
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49259254

Uhhh futures bros?

>> No.49259255

yes, my puts will print!

>> No.49259273

>>49259237
You think we joke about futures?

>> No.49259282
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49259282

Whos going to hang out at the stock market tomorrow? My mom will give you guys a ride.

>> No.49259284

futures are fine. do not take your money out.

>> No.49259287
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49259287

What if the "real time" futures glitched, and they are actually the future futures?

>> No.49259291

>>49259254
so oil go up even more now, because take that putin.

>> No.49259297

>>49259255
I don't think 12700 will break on the nasdaq tonight but could be wrong.

>> No.49259300

>>49259282
I’ll be there at 3.

>> No.49259312
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49259312

>mfw I don't know what we're all >futures posting about because investing.com quotes are 10-minute delayed but I just like >futures posting and want to fit in

>> No.49259320

>>49259300
Dont forget the buttplugs.

>> No.49259323

>>49259240
>weak
week right?
i already changed my money into Vale and Petrorio

>> No.49259332
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49259332

>>49259033
>top
>check the full chart
>Golden Crab
Anon... Grab those fat divies.

>> No.49259333

>>49259297
Well I'm stopped out.

>> No.49259338
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49259338

It’s going to zero

>> No.49259347

>>49259323
>week
yes
I also already have a solid position in vale, it's been doing great. I have some ALB on the side as well for lithium. In fact I should have put a lot more into ALB given how well it's performed so far.

>> No.49259356
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49259356

>>49259320

>> No.49259372

>>49259282
Oh me! I’ll bring the orange slices for after our BIG GAME!

>> No.49259373
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>>49259226
Or maybe some significant news just happened and the markets are freaked out over oil skyrocketing further. EU just banned 2/3 of Russian oil imports

>> No.49259380
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49259380

>>49259338
>Flat
You guys are fags

>> No.49259387
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49259387

Uhh futures are getting worse

>> No.49259396
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49259396

>>49259287
>Data delayed -10 minutes

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49259405

>>49259333
rekt

>> No.49259404

>>49259373
>just
That news came out hours ago lol

>> No.49259422
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49259422

i don't actually know what ones i'm supposed to look at except VIX.

>> No.49259423

Would you rather
>see your portfolio get heem'd another 10%
>have to put up with some goblinas
https://youtu.be/3AzrHbXyyho?t=1290

>> No.49259429
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49259429

https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8
Бoтинки зaвязaны? Зaщитa пaхa нa мecтe? Кaппы нa мecтe? Пpиcтeгнyтый шлeм? Пpocтo пoмни, тeбe нe oбязaтeльнo быть быcтpee мeдвeдя, пpocтo нe пpихoди пocлeдним. Увидимcя нa дpyгoй cтopoнe.
<3

>> No.49259443
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>>49259380

Zero dollars and zero cents. Inflation is retarded. The US government is retarded. I think it will be 18 months before we see a bottom

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>>49259254
Cold showers are the best though

>> No.49259459
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>>49259422
Normally the US 30/500/100/2000 are accurate for dow/sp/nas/russell. But they are apparently bugged so you have to look at the delayed quotes.

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>>49259423
What a Chad.

>> No.49259479
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49259479

>>49259422
NASDAQ
VIX
S&P 500
If I really want to cum my pants I'll look at
Oil
Nat Gas
Bonds

>> No.49259494

>>49259476
South Africans are blessed.

>> No.49259497

>>49259422
Nobody actually looks at them we just post wojaks and >futures.

>> No.49259527

>>49259476
Those pants look absolutely ridiculous

>> No.49259532

>>49259287
BUDDY LOOK AT THE PRE-FUTURES

>> No.49259538
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49259538

>>49259405
Dang it Bobby! I'm losing all my gains.

>> No.49259561
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>>49259333
wasted digits

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>>49259312
get the quotes from your broker doofus

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49259575

>>49259527

>> No.49259578

>>49259443
Sumo tassels on a wwe looking wrestler? Chotto matte?

>> No.49259595

>>49259282
I'll probably be there before they open my parents go to work at 8

>> No.49259602

What’s the Canadian fun grab going to do to Canadian stocks?

>> No.49259603

>>49259578
Rikishi he had a Sumo Wrestler gimmick. Also he danced... and one time he tried to run Stone Cold over with a truck.

>> No.49259623

>>49259578
It’s rikishi. shoved his ass on other wrasslers.

>> No.49259626
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49259626

oh no bitcoin is recovering

>> No.49259630

>>49259603
His name rikishi is literally what sumo wrestlers are called lol.

>> No.49259635

>>49259387
Are you serious? The dude who ended it is now being taken the hospital?
What a glowie fest

>> No.49259643

>>49259630
I think you are thinking of Yokozuna

>> No.49259663
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49259663

>>49259282
My mom said she can give us a ride back if your mom can handle the ride there :)

>> No.49259664
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49259664

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those redditors. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless frog pictures.

>> No.49259665
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49259665

Just staring at the little green & red blips on futures it's like a little organism inhaling and exhaling, like all the markets around the world and all the mumus and bobos fighting to pull the market in their direction form one global consciousness.

>> No.49259703

>>49259282
>>49259663
your mothers and i will stay in the car while you kids have fun

>> No.49259704
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>>49259664
Frog pictures are the currency of the future lad. In the year 2097 we will all be exchanging rare pepes and apus for food and gas.

>> No.49259726
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49259726

Anyone here care to predict a DATE for the bottom of this market?

>> No.49259727
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49259727

>>49259538
Baggie if I may interject, the double bottom on the 5m chart wasn't formed until the 21:10 EST candle closed. Wait for some confirmation of support before entering. And if you do get stop hunted you can catch another entry if there is a logical signal.

>> No.49259729

>>49259704
Sir you do not own copyright of this pepe I own the NFT on the blockchain kindly redeem this pepe at once.

>> No.49259732

>>49259643
It would be like having a sumo wrestler in Japan with a regular wrestling gimmick calling himself “Wrestler”/“Re-Su-Ra”

Rikishi is a common term for lower end sumo wrestlers who aren’t paid at all, or aren’t paid much. Literally the Kanji for Rikishi (力士) are ones for strength and gentleman/samurai.

>> No.49259737

>>49259476
He's standing alone at a party, weird scene choice

>> No.49259746

>>49259704
oilchads will still be winning

>> No.49259750

>>49259726
March 2023.

>> No.49259752
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49259752

>>49259704
Will there be iced coffee?

Iced coffee bros where we at?

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>>49259726
>3.29
Oh God, oh FUCK

>> No.49259757
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49259757

>>49259726
Is it possible McDonald’s over reacted to inflation or is it really going to be 300% inflation in just 20-30 years?

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>>49259729
My bad, here I'll trade this Ukraine 2077 pepe for the licensing rights to your NFT and 1 share of MRO.

>> No.49259775

>>49259726
>predict a DATE for the bottom of this market?
depends if he likes it raw or with a condom really

>> No.49259779

>>49259726
>>49259753
Costco food court Chads... we won.

>> No.49259791

>>49259757
Oh dont show me that
Dont make me sad

>> No.49259800

>>49259726
is this in canadian pesos?

>> No.49259802

>>49259422
VIX moons when shit hits the fan right?

>> No.49259803

>>49259757
It will be 40% inflation for most goods, but 666% inflation for oil, meat, dairy, anything that isn't majority onions protein...

>> No.49259808
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>>49259752
Im here my bro, will be getting an iced break double shot from the servo soon. I'll savour the moment

>> No.49259810
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49259810

>>49259726
fugggg

>> No.49259811

>>49259791
But it’s good right? “We want price stability” says the group that’s wrecked our currency since before I was born.

>> No.49259813

uranium

>> No.49259828
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49259828

>>49259813
Bombs.

>> No.49259836
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49259836

>>49259726
I just bought a dozen eggs for $3.19, I couldve got a mcdouble instead

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>>49259752
Yes, but not from dutch bros, they go bankrupt in 2036 due to a high turn-over rate of honey purchasers.

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>>49259757

>> No.49259856
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49259856

I feel bad for you virgins. I just got this text. Looks like a certain lady is interested in me. Later losers.

>> No.49259857

>>49258436
2(x1500) more weeks

>>49258462
how many million times more expensive is that than just drillin' Texas tea?

>> No.49259867
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49259867

>>49259828
soon

>> No.49259871

>>49259808
Impressive. I just have coffee with ice in it. And some sweetener.

>> No.49259879

What you coppin tomorrow bros? Me going for the divs

>> No.49259904
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49259904

>>49259856
>pujitanubita75@gmail.com created this group MMS with you and 19 others
Nice bro. She wants others to watch. Hot.

>> No.49259905
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>>49259851
I'm getting one of these right fucking now

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49259918

>>49259856
my favorite thing about these pajeet phishing scams is that they can't even be assed to send them individually. they literally put you in a group text with 19 other numbers they spammed

>> No.49259927

Do you guys legitimately think the economy is strong?

>> No.49259931
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49259931

>>49259904

>> No.49259937

>>49259927
>is the (American) economy strong?
Hell to the no

>> No.49259951

>>49259867
>either russia or the US will nuke you, your choice.
fuckin' neocons gonna neocon.

>> No.49259952

>>49259927
what's the opposite of strong?

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>>49259927
Yes, I for one look forward to attending Costco's Masters program for my MBA.

>> No.49259966
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49259966

>>49259927
I do

>> No.49259971

>>49259927
>Do you guys legitimately think the economy is strong?
If I did I wouldn't be balls deep in TQQQ
The Fed WILL bend the knee. They WILL give more money to retard money managers. They WILL buy unprofitable tech.

>> No.49259977
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>>49259927
Very strong economy sir

>> No.49259982
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49259982

PLEASE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I JUST NEED LIKE TWO MORE GREEN DAYS TO BREAK EVEN AND GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE ASOLIDHGVAOSDUIFHBAOSDFB

>> No.49260004
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>>49259977
Ay dios mio…

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>>49259977
The fuck is a "Virtual" social media star? Is this like some 3d model of a downy? I have several questions.

>> No.49260019

>>49259927
No, that's why it's time to become bullish. The Fed will be forced to give up and cut rates soon

>> No.49260021

>>49259982
Lol, man, no one here understands how bear markets work.

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49260034

You okay there,mumu?

>> No.49260036

>>49259927
the economy hasn't been strong since the 50s according the retards here

>> No.49260063

>>49259287
What if they used fake time instead of real time?

>> No.49260066

>>49260036
The economy hasn’t been strong since we left the gold standard…. Get it right.

I had a relative work for US Steel a long time ago when golf mattered. He would take 2 bucks and cash it into gold every paycheck. Ended up being a nice chunk of his retirement as the gold kept its value much better than our Monopoly money did

>> No.49260077

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr0XWmEbiMQ

>> No.49260082

>>49259959
bullish for Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator(tm)

>> No.49260091

>>49259977
Not this girl, but the weirdest are the ones with legit hot bodies with the standard potato face.

>> No.49260100

>>49260016

I read bullshit like this, and I have no questions. The world is becoming faker and clownier everyday.

We are headed for critical mass, where people will just ignore all clown shit and the clowns lose their spotlight

>> No.49260114

>>49259977
This shit is mind pollution.

>> No.49260131

>>49260036
since the depression it's essentially been an endless string of war and/or federally mandated ponzi schemes to keep the wheels on.

>> No.49260147

>>49260036
>the economy hasn't been strong since
2008
SIMPLE AS

>> No.49260157

>>49260066
>>49260131
>>49260147
you're all losers with shit jobs, i guarantee it

>> No.49260161
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49260161

>>49260082
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It's got mRNA!

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>> No.49260171

>>49260036
When homes become a luxury item in non urban areas, the economy is shit.

>> No.49260176
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49260176

>futes

>> No.49260189

>>49260036
The economy hasn't been strong since the 1870s.

>> No.49260193
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49260193

>>49260176
We’ll have a couple decent days.

>> No.49260195
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49260195

I'm starting work tomorrow. Can't wait to start investing again.

>> No.49260199

>>49260157
>criticizing bad policy means you must be poor
Or is it
>if you’re successful while our economic policy is shitty then you can’t complain?

Can’t defend our terrible federal reserve system so you ad hominem

>> No.49260220
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49260220

>>49260131
Sir I don’t speak Germanic but are you saying “It’s the Jews?”

>> No.49260245

>>49260220
it appears so but I am assured it is nearly a coincidence.

>> No.49260254

>>49258590
Okay but who asked?

>> No.49260262
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49260262

don't worry guys, with sunday + todays futures we are actually pretty flat right now

>> No.49260283

>>49260262
Cope cat poster

>> No.49260305
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>>49259871
Impressive, very nice

>> No.49260306
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49260306

>>49260036
The economy hasn't been strong since 2500 BC.

>> No.49260324

Why didn’t I sell GOOGL on Friday .

>> No.49260334

>>49260036
Unironically the economy went to shit the first time interest-bearing loans became a thing.
The second time is when countries went off the gold standard.

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>>49260036
Ooga booga. Economy not been strong since back in Grug's day. One rock buy many berries.

>> No.49260369
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49260369

>You cannot legally go out into the woods and just build a small shack to live in
>you have to live in your shitty goybox

>> No.49260376
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49260376

>>49259971
>If I did I wouldn't be balls deep in TQQQ

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SIGA chads. If it goes to 20, i will be up 15k. How high can we go?

>> No.49260403

>>49259630
>>49259643
>>49259732
Imagine weebing out over obese asian men.

>> No.49260412

>>49260398
I hope it goes to 30 for you sir. Good fortune my bastard.

>> No.49260422

>>49260334
The economy hasn't been good since these unions started forming

>> No.49260427

>>49260398
Realistically, if this Virus keeps spreading there is no limit.
$20 is pretty low anon.

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>>49260412
Bless you sir my basterd

>> No.49260461

>>49260427
What if instead of using the vaccine or antivirals we just burn the gays?

>> No.49260482

>>49259443
i remember when they made fun of the rock saying he was this guy lmaoooo

>> No.49260504

>>49260461
Why would we want to stop gays from getting sores? They should all be marked

>> No.49260508
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>>49260369
They can only stop you if they catch you.

>> No.49260538

>>49260403
Imagine enjoying anything ever. I’m not shilling for rotten fermented basedbean paste the Japanese eat. I was just pointing out how funny the wwe wrestler man’s stage name was

>> No.49260551
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>>49260157
+1
The economy is way too fucking strong rn
The recipient of pic related was none other than yours truly

>> No.49260580

>>49260551
Diversity hire?

>> No.49260592

>>49260551
Do not get fired from that job. I think the economy will go to shit.

>> No.49260593

>>49260551
Grats Scoops!

>> No.49260594

Normies have 2 choices.

1. Stocks go up but cost of living becomes too much.
2. Stocks go down, lose your job or get so little hours that you quit.

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Anon who just got a 6900xt, you need to buy hunt show down. Lets hunt

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>>49260580
Hey man you gotta exploit your advantages.

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>>49260403
also the whites

>> No.49260639

>>49260580
Why more than $300k/yr if you just need some random goblin to be a designated warm body in a chair?
This country is over 50% goblin by now.
Hell, via H1B, we’re even importing plenty of goblins at ridiculous numbers

>> No.49260648

>>49260551
holy shit, what do you do again?

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Bakers?

>> No.49260660

>>49260653
Baking

>> No.49260675

>>49259867
I'm not fighting in any of (((their))) wars.

Really hope a 3rd "Alt" option arises, and people just fuck off to some White tribal communities somewhere hidden in Mexico or something. I'm NOT going into the globohomo WWIII meat grinder, honestly we should start seeking each other out, fellow draft dodger bros...

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>> No.49260688

>>49260648
I read books, and then go to these day long meetings where I recite the books, and then they send me these emails with these massive numbers like $350,000 for going to some building and sitting in a chair to read more books for when I start doing those day long meetings again

>> No.49260705

I'm still American and it's still Monday so I'm not baking

>> No.49260718

>>49260704
>>49260704
>>49260704

>> No.49260720

>>49260675
more likely to happen in africa. i wish i could give you the thinktank pieces i read on it but there's a theory that white colonization will rise again from the us to central africa. this would allow for escape from persecution and also combat chinese influence in africa

>> No.49260726

>>49260461
>>49260504
Yeah what if they run out of gays, then they start looking at us. Yeah, nope. They’ll come for us chuds next. Fucking “trading socks.” Get real. Pox ain’t even hit anywhere, but when it hits here, all your traps will be infected. On hood. Might hop on SIGA like I did with DWAC

>> No.49260729

>>49260688
Sounds fake and gay.

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>>49260729
Pic along the top is of my books collection
Some anon requested this books list in a previous thread

>> No.49260828

>>49260648
Tech ppl don't really do anything. It's a bubble. WTF is Pinterest anyway? Think about it. Shit's going down.

>> No.49260836

>>49260828
They make money off ads, just like SNAP, Instagram, FB, GOOG, etc.

>> No.49260883

>>49260836
>muh ads

Scoops... When ppl stop buying goods / services and the economy contracts? No amount of adverts will save Pinterest

>> No.49260936

>>49259726
Getting $1 McDoubles in college was a staple for me, roughly 10 years ago. The price has more than tripled since that time, while average wages have only gone up roughly 25%. Thankfully the Arby's slider is apparently inflation proof, you can still get those for a buck each during their happy hour period (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM).

t. degenerate fast food enjoyer

>> No.49260966

>>49260729
FWIW this is a pretty standard offer for big tech. For me in a Tier-2 city it's something like:
> Base: 175k
> Bonus: 35k
> RSUs: 80k
> Total: 290k/yr

>> No.49261218

>>49260966
i'm getting about that as well. but whats nuts is the 500k equity over 3 years and big sign bonus for scoop. all of my shit vests over 4

>> No.49261508

>>49261218
His vests over 4 as well. 195k + (500k/4) + 45k = 365k, as mentioned by the recruiter.

>> No.49261606

>>49261508
maybe I was thinking about the SNAP one in the next thread

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>>49258217
tmro will be red. VIX to 80.