Meet The World's First (Bitcoin) Trillionaires

[Anonymous No.4865949]

HOLY SHIT THEY'VE FUCKING DONE IT!!!! GTFIH!!

>"They did it. They've made history. Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff have reportedly become the worlds first trillionaires. Yes, you read that correctly. Trillionaires. How did they do it? Bitcoin. How much bitcoin do they have? Well, that's not entirely known... yet."

>"The two dashing gents are quite mysterious characters. Originally believed to be charismatic theoretical physicists, that was turned on its head in 2002, when accusations emerged that they were fraudsters."

>"Fraudsters? Perhaps. Rich? Absolutely. So what exactly do we know? Well, we've recently met with an "ex-close associate" of the trillionaire twins. What they told us (backed up with documented proof to be released) was astonishing. The Bogdanoff brothers appeared to have been heavily involved in bitcoin right from its conception, scooping up an estimated 100,000 coins, though these figures have not yet been confirmed. But what remains a mystery is how and why they acquired such an astronomical proportion.

How did the fuck did they do it, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.4866181]

Well they can't really cash out can they?

[Anonymous No.4866203]

the call that saved the blockchain

[Anonymous No.4866264]

The Bogdanoffs are Satoshi.

[Anonymous No.4866269]

>>4865949

>the call that made them crypto-moguls

who was on the other end?

[Anonymous No.4866302]

>Winklevoss Chads
>Bogdanoff Bros

Think about it

[Anonymous No.4866319]

Satoshi bows to Bogdanoffs.

[Anonymous No.4866327]

>>4866302
I need a crypto trading brother. Seems to be the recipe for success.

[Anonymous No.4866339]

Source?

[Anonymous No.4866340]

can anyone supply a fairly suffice rundown on this?

[Anonymous No.4866365]

>>4866181

What do you need cash for anyway?

[Anonymous No.4866377]

>>4866339
Implying bogposters have "sources" and not an infinite knowledge of all the events that ever happened.

[Anonymous No.4866406]

>>4866339
They did not. Even if they did; they're known for being pathological liars in France.
Here's your rundown.

[Anonymous No.4866413]

>>4866339
>>4866340
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

[Anonymous No.4866417]

>>4865949
Who are these guys

[Anonymous No.4866445]

>>4866417

>>4866413

[Anonymous No.4866454]

>>4866340
https://youtu.be/QHqOp21jBpI

[Anonymous No.4866510]

>>4866327
lets do it buddy, you bring in the money, i will do the trading

[Anonymous No.4866512]

they’re about to go all-in on coss so they can become quadrillionaires

[Anonymous No.4866538]

>>4866417
Honestly, that question sums their life up. One of their professors once said, "...they were men who came from nowhere, complete outsiders, who rose from obscurity to become two of the most influential men in the country. And then in 12 years the mystique was gone, but not before turning the entire world upside down. Who could fail to be fascinated with a story like that?". Excuse the dodgy French translation.

[Anonymous No.4866539]

>>4866454
>it's another one of these videos with robotic text to speech because the guy behind it is an underage squeaker or has the autism lisp

[Anonymous No.4866579]

>>4866512
unironically this

[Anonymous No.4866606]

>>4865949
>tfw you realize these guys are actually the winklevoss twins from the future

[Anonymous No.4866627]

>>4866417
>he hasn't taken the bogpill
where the fuck have you been?

[Anonymous No.4866629]

>>4866606

[Anonymous No.4866678]

>>4866606
they are also Satoshi Nakamoto and Vitalik Buterin from the future too, this is the second time they’ve went back

[Anonymous No.4866726]

>>4866678

[Anonymous No.4866772]

They've orchestrated every last wiggle in bitcoins price. I just know it.

[Anonymous No.4866799]

>>4866365
buying stuff and shit

[Anonymous No.4866872]

>>4865949
>implying the bogdanoffs have an amount of money too large to be expressed in current non-mathematical language
>implying bogdanoffs need money at all

[Anonymous No.4866904]

>Attention:

Dragonchain will be listed on bittrex soon.

Bittrex has just followed Dragonchain on twitter. Price has risen almost 50% in an hour.

Proof in this thread: >>4865215

[Anonymous No.4866974]

>>4865949
Yeah, except for the fact that all of crypto doesn't equal anything even close to a trillion dollars.

[Anonymous No.4867029]

was pepe modeled after these guys

[Anonymous No.4867417]

What if the bogdanoffs were satoshi all along?

[Anonymous No.4867670]

>>4866181
Kek

[Anonymous No.4867712]

>>4867417
>>4866678

[Anonymous No.4868093]

>>4866181
if they cashed out coinbase would literally explode and the whole market would collapse so yea, they literally cant cash out

[Anonymous No.4868251]

>>4868093
coinbase is just one of their wallets. they lend people money. they came here on earth to help people