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4812122 No.4812122 [Reply] [Original]

Anon your cryptos mooned 3000x overnight and you have awakened a cryptomillionare. You have 100 BTC on your account and with current rate of 10K you in posession of 1000000 after tax.

>your move

>> No.4812146

>Sells it all for LINK.

>> No.4812151

quit job, put into income-producing traditional investments to live a humble life (but keep maybe 10k for crypto lulz), jerk off all day

>> No.4812155

>>4812122
Already have more than 200 BTC. Means nothing to me. Still unhappy. Try again.

>> No.4812169

>>4812155
send me 1 and you'll increase the net happiness in the world

>> No.4812172

>tfw all i need is 1 BTC in order to fulfill my dreams, or at least get damn close to them, but im years away

JUST

>> No.4812208

>>4812155
We’re here for you anon if you need friends to spend time with
>same boat
>same waters
>same feels

Money is nothing but the fancy screwdriver

>> No.4812223

>>4812151
>income-producing traditional investments

Care to elaborate fellow /bizling

>> No.4812232
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4812232

>>4812122
I love wizardss

>> No.4812256

>>4812122
Shitpost on /biz/ all day, just like before

>> No.4812267

>>4812256
LoL shitpost like a fucking boss
>never change anon

>> No.4812291

> Buy semi submersible stable platform.
> deploy massive otec generator.
> run enormous offshore sovereign crypto mine.
> establish city using its profits.
> Invite like minded people in.
> sit out impending global collapse.

>> No.4812295

>>4812146
>TFW legit tempted to get into crypto just for LINK but not sure how the fuck to actually do that
shit, i hate being a brainlet sometimes.

>> No.4812334

>>4812291
Musk is that you?

>> No.4812358

>>4812122
1. Never work again in my life.
2. Have all the time to spend it on whatever I want.
I'm not really into lambos and shit. Just want to take it easy.

>> No.4812531

>>4812122
Invest it in a portfolio of vti, vxus, and band, dollar cost averaging it in, keep that one million as my base and quit my job

>> No.4812554

>>4812122
get a house and bang whores and do coke for bit see how that is like then get a sex doll to compare maybe side by side, and finally i would build cars and see who's lives i can ruin. the autistic man's life.

>> No.4812571

Stay home all day making prank calls, then eventually buy a struggling small business

>> No.4812579

>>4812291
yoyo, down to start an ERC20 token to fund this?
Got a plan to buy a island and fill it with premium houses with solar roofs and energy storage.

>> No.4812603

I would buy real skin as well

>> No.4812610

>>4812295
Open account on binance and buy LINK there. Don't miss your chance your chance to actually make it