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4745920 No.4745920 [Reply] [Original]

>at bank transferring money to buy a house
>talking to 25 yo qt
>"I'd like to make a transfer"
>"which account"
>"STUDENT saver"
>"how much"
>"1 million pounds"

>> No.4746034

>>4745920
i stay in a rough part of the neighbourhood. I go to the bank teller and she sees I have $ 9,000.00 going into my account through dividends every month.

Shit gets weird man. Asks if I need a business account. I just walk away. Must think I'm a drug dealer, but I'm really a basement geek trader.

>> No.4746057

>>4746034
how do

>> No.4746135
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4746135

>>4746034

Damn anon, where did you get all dat principle?

>> No.4746159

>>4746034
I actually have been going to this same bank for years. They spazzed out a few years ago when I sent 30k to coinfloor, now they just don't ask questions.

You should larp as a crimelord (as long as you don't actually do anything illegal obviously). When she asked where the money came from I said "That doesn't concern you".

>> No.4746729

>>4746135
80% of it came through turning around toxic assets in real estate over the past ten years.

People joke if I want a donation for being homeless, 'cuz I dress/look grotty as fuck.

Blockchains have a place in a portfolio, I think.

>> No.4746774

>>4746159
>They spazzed out a few years ago when I sent 30k to coinfloor

give us more details, anon. What happened?

>> No.4746804

>>4746774
They kept asking if I was sure what i was doing and said they'd need to get it verified with the headquarters. Nothing major happened

>> No.4746815

>>4746034
I think you're LARPing, because what kind of crypto trader wouldn't use online banking, but if you're not... you should not live in that area. What if the teller were to tell their dindu friends about you and you get kidnapped?

>> No.4747013

>>4746815
It's real estate I made most of my money in, over ten years, not crypto. The other 20% of my portfolio is held and managed by professionals (Bonds/Q.E, BRIC's, emerging markets etc).

I dunno what LARP'ing is sorry. Originally, I'm really graduate of Software Engineering with Geology. I've stayed in my apartment for 15 years. Comfy. ;-)

Blockchain has a spot in a portfolio though, I think.

>> No.4747335

>>4747013

Software engineering AND geology?

Lol, kind of like me, except I did a geology undergrad and started learning software (I guess the shitty employment market forces that).

How did you even learn about toxic assets in RE? What is that anyway? Foreclosed homes and shit?

>> No.4747607

>>4746034
Why do u live in a ghetto with 8k a month, fucking stupid

>> No.4747620

>>4746815
This

>> No.4747654

>>4746034
nice fucking larp