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>> No.4679063

>>4679024
In celebration I'm going to go drive my car into oncoming highway traffic. Anyone want to ride shotgun?

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>>4679024
Hey faggot, wanna take a guess what isnt crashing??

>> No.4679096

You know what that means, right? Get your wallets ready to buy soon. Don’t lose this chance. Who best predicts the floor wins. (But we all still profit).

>> No.4679100 [DELETED] 

>>4679024
Everything is double digits red in my blockfolio. RIP

>> No.4679101
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WAKE ME UP

>> No.4679114

>>4679090
Substratum.

>> No.4679120

>>4679063
Transfer your btc to me first, senpai

>> No.4679132

CYA! I cashed out.

>> No.4679151

I've been exclusively masturbating to hentai of the character of Meg from Hercules for over a decade. You all niggers don't know SHIIIIIIIIIT about what real holding actually is.

>> No.4679152

>>4679132
Bye weak hands, you won't be missed!

>> No.4679168

Sea of pink wojaks. Time to buy in more.

>> No.4679173
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4679173

I'm new to the crypto. Bought at 11k. What do.

>> No.4679187
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>>4679024
Just storing value

>> No.4679196

BC is going to see a huge increase tomorrow. Big Bang Theory episode airs tonight. Tomorrow is the 1st. All the normies get paid. Figure it out for yourself.

>> No.4679197

>>4679173
Panic sell newbie.

>> No.4679205
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>>4679187
>better than gold

>> No.4679227

>>4679173
Congratulations, you just got Bitcoin'd

>> No.4679243

>>4679196
yep, waiting for btc to hit 12-13k, then sell and go back into alts

>> No.4679252

>>4679196
Why the fuck do you assume they are going to portray bitcoin positively?

>> No.4679255

ETH heading for 315. Cap this.

>> No.4679263

>>4679255
It's already 413 mein cuck

>> No.4679266

HODL cucknuts, you missed the moon, now you gotta wait

>> No.4679271

So rare, irreplaceable and useful. Why it's pretty much internet gold

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Already down 20% since yesterday.

>> No.4679281
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>BTC goes up 7% then down 7%
>Alts go up 10% then down 30%

>> No.4679282

I seriously hope this Bitcoin shitshow will be over anytime soon.

>> No.4679298

>>4679173
kek im also new but not a retard that can't wait for a correction

>> No.4679303

WE BROKE 9K
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.4679308

Here come 9k. 8k in 15 mins

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Not everything, anon.

Pic related.

>> No.4679315

>>4679187
Went up from 5k to 10k in 2 weeks.

>Muh

Still hoping that bitcoin dies.

>> No.4679321

I JUST CASHED OUT ON A NEW BENTLEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAlXF-tqkc

>> No.4679322

8850

lol

>> No.4679328

Hey guys I'm pretty new to stock trading any advice on where I can start?

>> No.4679333

>>4679024
go all in on link.
lambo land is here.

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>>4679173
You moron i told everyone to wait to 3200 , you should sell now and invest latter to recover the loss.

How the fuck did you think it was a good idea to invest before december when people need money the most and cash out?

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4679347

HELLO? BITFINEX?

WTF R U DOIN

>> No.4679366

>everything crashing
>Not shorting on leverage for ez gains

Never change biz

>> No.4679368

tether save us

i already cashed out tho

>> No.4679387

we found support REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4679394

The big players are cashing out lmao

>> No.4679398

>>4679387
*for now

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>>4679096
It'll be like 2013, new floor between 2-4k. If it drops below 6k there is no doubt this is the case.

>> No.4679410

>>4679394
>cashing out to Tether

that aint how bitfinex works

>> No.4679412

>>4679347
finex is collapsing cause of TETHER!
not FUD

>> No.4679417

>>4679024
>bubble bursts
Oh, you don't say.

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this looks like a good time to buy.

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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>> No.4679489

>>4679417
>bubble bursts to drop to value of literally 2 weeks ago

>> No.4679502

I OWN NOTHING WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>> No.4679532

>>4679502
buy, sell the dead cat bounce, then buy after it dips more

>> No.4679547

>>4679450
The call that saved bitcoin

>> No.4679582

>>4679173
Ride it out. Think long term. Only invest what you can afford to lose.

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>>4679024
>bitcoin moons
>alts crash
>bitcoin has a slight pullback
>alts crash even harder

explain this bullshit to me

>> No.4679802

>>4679263
315, read properly

>> No.4679836

>>4679786
I'm mad as fuck about this too. I thought they would crash, but not as much, thinking I would even gain in satoshis. But no.

I should have just left it all in BTC.

Fucking shitcoin, can't believe I'm mad at bitcoin, but godamn if it's not a piece of shit technology.

>> No.4679867

>>4679836
This is why BCH or ETH or Dash or Monero needs to take the throne.

>> No.4679885

>>4679836
i'm stupid, i get it now, most alts are paired only with bitcoin, not fiat directly, or it's at least the greatest trading volume. so if bitcoin flash crashes, satoshi price of alts do not instantly change, so if you start looking at fiat dollar price of alts, they crash just as hard as bitcoin at that moment.

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>>4679024
Why is watching BTC crash so comfy - even if it takes everything else with it?

>> No.4679934

>>4679885
>satoshi price of alts do not instantly change

But it does, it crashed even harder in terms of satoshis.

>> No.4680022

>>4679934
true...probably some panic sell domino effect then.

>> No.4680049

>>4680022
I don't know, I went all in on alts thinking they would not crash as hard as BTC, to make some satoshis. But it would have been better to be all in in BTC and just ride it out, at least I would still have all my BTC.
What the fuck is even the point of altcoins, goddamn.

>> No.4680063

Yeah I get why alts go down bc they're valued As a percentage of bitcoin but why lose more than bitcoin loses

>> No.4680095

>>4679173
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
I can predict general movements from watching shit shit for half a year, but fuck it buying at 10k is most retarded thing ever, buying at 11k is deflated brainlet wojak tier.

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>>4679101
CAN'T WAKE UP

>> No.4680178

>>4679173
Hold, you retard. Hold for years if you need to.

>> No.4680180

>>4680049
yeah...i'm a stubborn hodler myself, but you can make a shitload of money in this market by converting all your shit to fiat at the right time.
it's just the way it is, bitcoin dictates the market because it's a gateway currency, if bitcoin crashes no alt is safe. guess i'll buy the dip, i have €10k on kraken ready to go.

>> No.4680201

>>4680180
Yeah, I thought it would be smart to go to alts, but I got fucked by that red dildo worse than BTC.

Taking money positions is smarter, at least while BTC is literally over half the market.

>> No.4680204

Newfaggies everywhere. This "crash" is nothing. Just stay in BTC you dumb fucking newfags and buy alts after BTC stabilizes. I'd be in tether but I dont trust bitfiniex.

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>mfw daytraders actually keep on trading with this shit going on
is it balls of steel or just general idiotism?

>> No.4680246

>>4679252
>pink ID
OH FUCK

>> No.4680276

>>4680208
I have no idea, daytraders must have some kind of technique for trading in a bear market, or they are fuckin crazy.

>> No.4680298

Believer here - still surfing ada..

>> No.4680301

>>4679173
Kys dude
>bought at ATH
>hurt durr why am I pink wojack?

>> No.4680318

>>4680208
>>4680276
Day trader here, balls of steal. I can feel myself lose a year off my life every couple hours, though. But so far im up

>> No.4680323

>>4680276
i fucking love it, i only maake good trades in bear market

>> No.4680337

>>4680323
Because every rise is a bull trap right and you don't worry about fomo right?

>> No.4680363

>>4680337
Who knows may be a bear trap if this shit keeps going

>> No.4680376

>>4679892
It's the powerlessness, which results in an absence of responsibility, erasing the pressure to make money, because, well, you literally can't make money in this situation: thus making you feel comfy. Enjoy it while it last.

>> No.4680377

>>4679090
Fiat

>> No.4680389

>>4680323
>>4680318
Considering the risk of a crypto going down in bear market is significantly higher than it going up (which is what you need for it to be profitable), I don't get it.

>> No.4680402

>>4679892
Cryptocurrency gives us the same exposure as professional stock brokers to the absurdity of the global economy. In a couple mouse clicks we win the money three months of backbreaking work would earn, then in another flash we lose just as much. There is no way to keep believing the tale of a somewhat meritocratic world. So we end up a little more nihilistic, and BTC crashes feel rightful and comfy as everythijg is senseless.

>> No.4680412

>>4680389
I've only been shorting.

>> No.4680432

>>4680402
I prefer that everyone speculate on crypto - which is good than on real world companies and money.
Crypto is a sandbox to the real world speculation which is good.

>> No.4680433

>>4680389
They short coins I assume. If I had a brain I'd be doing the same right now but I'm on shittrex with an un-superverified account

>> No.4680436

There are 2 coins in the green right now. ACT and MONA. weird.

>> No.4680450

>>4680412
Oh okay, then it actually makes sense to trade in a bear market like that.

>> No.4680468

>>4679347
It's second name is BEARfinex for a reason. We are getting absolutely TETHERED.

>> No.4680483

>>4680389
Hodling in a bearmarktet would lose you money yeah. You can still make money daytrading.
>What is shorting
>What is scalping

>> No.4680546

>>4680483
This.
From January to November I was in trading to gain more BTC, now the mindset is to get more dollars.
Shorting BTC right now.

>> No.4680565

>>4679024
I got liquidated on a BCH long last night and then drunkenly did the sensible thing which was go long on BCH again fml I really must hate money.

>> No.4680604

sell now its not stopping until 4k

>> No.4680605

>>4680546
thiss

>> No.4680633

>>4680450
shot in bear long in bull

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>>4679024
Not "everything". ADA don't give a fuck.

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LETS KEEP GOING DOWN BITCHES, HOW LOW CAN WE GO??!??

NORMIES BTFO

Protip: we are not at the bottom yet, far from

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

>> No.4681171

>>4680565

I don't know what it is about BCH man. I think it's that first crazy run leaving risidual FOMO in us.

But I've lost money on BCH like 5 times.

>> No.4681187

>>4681151
8500, break support, 8k, either goes back up or hits 5k

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>>4679252
>pink id

>> No.4681214

>>4679063
Sure, if you don't mind me taking an actual shotgun along. Needless to say, it's open end goes into my mouth, just to be safe.

>> No.4681264

Just sitting here waiting for the floor so I can get in on this

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>>4680376
Are you a cuck? This unironically sounds like cuck fetishism

>> No.4681377

>>4679196

They're not going to look at the red number next to the chart that says it's down 15% and buy it. People who don't know anything about trading get excited by green numbers.

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>>4679173
Lol hat just means it's time to buy some more right guys? Thats what George soros and my corecuck friends said, we're going to be millionaires anon just keep buying!

>> No.4681428

Bitcoin going back to the moon, though

>> No.4681460

Sold at a very small profit on the way down, I'll buy back in if it floors massively. If I'd sold at $11k I'd have made £100 profit but I made £10. It's just a fun game for me, I don't have enough money to put in majorly even if I wanted to.

>> No.4681481

>>4679786
Alts are priced in bitcoin
Its a derivative function

>> No.4681519

>>4680246
>>4681193
That's green are you retarded?

>> No.4681521

>>4681481
Prob, either way I guess we are going to be corrected to 9500$ and then climb up back to 10K and stay around there for a while

>> No.4681778

>>4679090
my computer

>> No.4681979

>>4679024
No one is buying bitcoin.

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>>4679243

>> No.4682097

>>4679335
THAT WAS MY THREAD. I CALLED IT BOYS WOOO

>> No.4682125

GET IN SOON BOYS. CORRECTION COMING

>> No.4682138

>>4681979
People are trying to buy but coinbase isn't letting them.

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TFW all my favorite coins are on sale :^)

>> No.4682242

>>4679090
Thatsa because it already crashed senpai

>> No.4682273

Where do I buy Bitcoins, lads?

>> No.4682296

>>4682142

> TFW all my favorite coins are on sale :^)

>my favorite coins

Dude you're buying glorified numbers on a screen and they have no actual use cases.
Stop being emotional towards them.
I used to be a "Golem fanboy" until I realized they have no supercomputer and probably never will. I'm just buying an idea.

>> No.4682335

Bitcoin has had 3 retraces of 40% this year. Wait for around 6K to 7K for buy.

screencap this

>> No.4682371

>>4682296
damn man chill.
Iby favorite I just mean most profitable, I couldn't care less about the coin's tech or use cases or whatever

>> No.4682386

>>4680376
You can always make money, you should always feel bad for missing out on all the money you could be making. There is no escape from regret you cuck.

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>>4681377
>Hour, Week, Month, Year all green
>excited by green numbers

>> No.4682450

>>4679196
Stuart and Zach are in the episode. Part of the plot: “…the guys thought they had an old bitcoin on their laptop that is now worth lots of money, but the laptop was at Zack’s, so they had to go there and get it back. The reason its at Zach’s, is because it’s saved on a folder on Leonard’s old laptop. He had given that laptop to Penny and she gave to Zack. The Lenny plot is rather funny, with no drama. Sheldon says something about how they all learned a lesson today, and Amy asks “What is it?”. Sheldon whispers “I don’t know.”

>> No.4682462

>>4682450
I don't know who Zach is, but this sounded like the real script until the very end. Spoopy stuff.

>> No.4682516

OK I withdrew all my funds from bitfinex and will never use it again.

What exchange should I use instead if im a eurofag?

>> No.4682572

>>4679173
wait

>> No.4682587

>>4679173
sell in about 10 years
trust me kid im a doctor

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>>4679024
>that 675 btc sell wall at 9400

>> No.4683052

>>4682335
Agreed. Hang on we're going down for a while yet.

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>>4680402
Except the fact that stocks are actually backed by something besides hype, which is the only backing bitcoin has. That's why stock values don't rise and tank like buttcoins does every month. It's all just one big Ponzi scheme. The only people who will ever make money is their early adopters because they already have thousands of buttcoins and the only way they can make money is by hyping it all up to get the idiots that don't understand investing to buy when it's super high so they can sell and the market tanks and they'll repeat it over and over again.

>> No.4683375

>>4683266
You aren't making money because you're an idiot, not because it's all a scam. You lose money because when a coin goes up 30% in a day, you don't sell and instead wait for it to go 2000%, which it never does.

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>>4683375

mfw you're right
mfw I could have made money this week if I just sold when my coins were up instead of being a greedy jackass

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aaaH

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>>4683375
But that's the thing it's called a 'coin,' but you retards think of it as some sort of investment so you never use it as a currency. It's a get rich scheme for economically illiterate retards. For anyone to make money they have to depend on some poor sucker to loose that money, which is why these threads are always full of assholes trying to get people to 'invest' in buttcoins or with retarded moon memes.

Bitcoin will never, ever, ever be useful if you retards keep using it as a meme 'investment.'

>> No.4683482

if goes up more than 20%, sell 30, hold 70. Wait for the bounce, then catch it again.

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>>4683266
bitcoin has way more packing than individual stocks. a decentralized new technology. but it is good and heart warming people think that way

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>>4680276
dude just chart movements fuck

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>>4679024

>> No.4683927

>>4679173
why would you do this to yourself?

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>>4679173
Posting after some time. Damn this shit is ridiculous. I just sell at 9200 and it going up? wtf are they monitoring my actions?

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>l-lamboland?

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mfw i have <10% net worth in cryptos (invested 2% at the time) and don't give a shit about anything

>> No.4685026

Anyone who didn't predict massive selling at or around $10k is an idiot.

>> No.4685040

>>4684581
sauce on this video?

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>>4684665
mfw invested >80% of my money into eth at 47$.

>> No.4685453

how the fuck can BTC crash when most people owning btc just hold?
Most of them probably don't even know how to sell it. And there are always people looking to buy. Always.

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>>4685349
>tfw 90% in eth at 5$

>> No.4685544

>BTC peaked at ~1180 on Nov 28th 2013
>BTC peaked at ~11800 on Nov 28th 2017

POTTERY

>> No.4685564

>>4679488
dubs prove it this will be the top meme of 2018

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Literally everything hit ATH this week. This is a much needed correction. Get ready to buy after you clock off from McDonald's.

(jk, I work at McDonald's)

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>put all my life savings into BTC when it was $11000
>it's crashing
>completely broke
>sucking dick to buy canned cockroaches
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4685707

>>4685639

>-6

A redditor's psyche is so weak that he has to collaborate to hide everything he doesn't like

>> No.4686159

How to trade a bear market = 15min chart, RSI oversold, get a quick bounce 3%-6% and sell. ETH, LTC, BCH, BTC have all been playing this out beautifully since last night

>> No.4686195

>>4679281
>both are still going down by that math

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>>4679024
all I want for christmas is bitcoin at $2k

>> No.4686254

>bought btc at 10k
>traded some for eth
>both crashing

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>>4685544
DELETE

>> No.4686357

>>4686226
GREAT GIFSAUCE

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>>4685544
>BTC will peak at ~118000 on Nov 28th 2021

>> No.4686697

What was the crash about? Looks like it's over.

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>>4686159
Tfw trading in a bear market is easier than a bull one

>> No.4687107

>>4679024
im sure we already know we are being dumped on slowly but surely.

But man you guys make me laugh.

Thanks /biz.