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4675609 No.4675609 [Reply] [Original]

How should I invest my first 100USD?

>> No.4675629

By rolling it up and sliding it into your rectum.

>> No.4675631

rope is pretty cheap

>> No.4675632

a wig and kneepads

>> No.4675635

>>4675609
A gun.

>> No.4675636

>>4675629
XD Sounds profitable.

>> No.4675642
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4675642

>>4675609

>one hundred us dollars

>> No.4675728

Go pay for blow job lessons and then charge more for sucking dick. Come back when you have 5k.

>> No.4675766

Ripple.

>> No.4676186

Cocaine. Then you'll spend the rest of your life trying to get more money for more cocaine.

>> No.4676296

Doge

>> No.4676324
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4676324

>see this thread
>see 10 replies
>click to specifically reply with either "rope" or "knee pads"
>Mfw both have already been posted

But really, just buy req and wait for it to 500x

>> No.4676349

>>4675642
Once* hundred dollars
Aka he had it once but after someone on this thread shilled him onto a shitcoin; Poof! Vanished!

>> No.4676661

bitcoin

>> No.4676736

You could invest in paying a lot of very nice transfer fees with that

>> No.4676850

short doge

>> No.4676865

>>4675609
Chainlink it's at a low price

>> No.4676877

>>4675609
Buy MCHP.
Plummeted the other day without much reasoning.