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>Write BTC address on cardboard
>Find homeless man
>Pay him to let me take picture of him holding it
>Go to reddit
>"Hey reddit, this man caught my eye driving down the street. He told me he was recently displaced and is ready to bounce back and provide for himself and his family. After much research at our local library, he discovered bitcoin. I didn't have any bitcoin to spare for him, but I figured the least I could do is post him here. Are there any kind redditors who could chip in to help him out?"
time to bathe in free bitcoin

>> No.448908

stealing ;^)

>> No.448910

>>448908
Are you implying I'd do anything but give 100% of the profits to said homeless man? Yeesh!

>> No.448911

>>448899
Knowing how gay le reddit is you'll actually make a lot of money. Do it faggot.

>> No.448912

>>448910
too bad

I'm taking 100% of the revenue :^)

>> No.448916
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448916

>>448899
>time to bathe
Not if you're pretending to be homeless.

>> No.448917

I don't care, go ahead. I'd just rather see this done.

>> No.448918

>>448917
Meant to reply to >>448912

>> No.448945

>>448899
>homeless dude wants at least 20USD
>you give him the money because you'll regain it s fast
>reddit ignores it and you lose the money
>homeless guy uses it to register at the library and learn about bitcoins

>> No.448953

>>448945
>Eventually gets one bitcoin through misc means
>Sells for USD
>Writes BTC address on cardboard
>Finds homeless man
>Pays him to let me take picture of him holding it, since he'll regain it fast
>Goes to reddit
>"Hey reddit, this man caught my eye driving down the street. He told me he was recently displaced and is ready to bounce back and provide for himself and his family. After much research at our local library, he discovered bitcoin. I didn't have any bitcoin to spare for him, but I figured the least I could do is post him here. Are there any kind redditors who could chip in to help him out?"
>reddit ignores it and he loses the money
>homeless guy uses it to register at the library and learn about bitcoins...

>> No.448959

>>448953
>so he arrives at the library
>he opens the door
>gets on the floor
>suddenly everybody dances the dinosaur