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442027 No.442027 [Reply] [Original]

Hows your love life /biz/?

>> No.442032

>>442027
>handholdedless virgin
I'm only 19 so there's still hope, right?

>> No.442035

>>442027

>22
>Lost my kissless virginity at 20
>Engaged to that very person

After a bad start, it's all good

>> No.442038
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442038

I'm madly in love.

>> No.442046

>>442035
did you make the move or did she?

>> No.442049

>>442046

I did

>> No.442053
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442053

>21
>male
>zero debt
>self sufficient thanks to part time job that isn't a McJob
>studying to be able to enter STEM university
>live on my own
>good network of friends

I'm slowly making it.

>> No.442061

>>442053
>>zero debt
pls share your secrets

>> No.442066
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442066

>>442061
Be born in Scandinavia.

>> No.442067

>>442038

>buying a stock with a negative 0.5% earnings yield

Moron. I bet you would have been long the NASDAQ in 2000, too.

>> No.442071

>>442035
oh shit, (if) that breakup is comming (and) it will you hit soooo hard
:(

>> No.442077

>>442067
Man, I bought them two weeks ago and already made 10%. I'll sell them the end of this week or earlier if they start dropping and make 10k.
Not like I believe in Musk or any of that shit.

>> No.442081

>>442066
>subsidized everything

omg whats you're secret XD?!?

>> No.442091

>>442071

It's okay, we're both mature people who have been through rough childhoods. I wouldn't be with her I didn't trust her, and I'm generally quite cynical about people.

And if she did break up with me, then tbh I'd respect her decision, so long as she tells me straight up that things aren't working for her.

>> No.442094

Kind of fucked up.

>19, good looking, pretty much the best body compared to all of my friends.
>lost virginity at 16 but only fucked twice - all while being pretty drunk
>stopped being social at ~17.5
>started developing autist personality with no ability to chitchat for more than 40 seconds. became more and more shy, yet better looking.
>try getting to know this one girl without being too fucking autist. fails..
>pretend full-time to have some sort of psychopath personality that does not care about love or feelings and does not want a gf for anything else than getting dick sucked. friends fall for it. stuck it comfort zone. forever shy.

Saving up money for a life time supply of cocaine so I can start my love life.

>> No.442120

20 years old, lost my virginity a week ago to a prostitute, now trying to advance to real women. most western women are horrible anyway

>> No.442122
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442122

>>442027
My father's dating life started when he got his M.D. Even then my mother said no not once, but twice after asking her out. There's no way I should even be on this planet.

That said, I'm not a virgin, I've kissed too many girls to count, but there's still very much a reason why I'm so determined to be wealthy and successful.
>tfw the reason is love

>> No.442129

>>442120
>prostitute
How was it?
I've talked to a lot of people on different boards and they either tell me it was worth it or just completely waste of time and money.

>> No.442131

>>442122
Money can't buy real love, anon.

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442135

>>442120
>>442129
Interested in this too.

Did you find one in the phonebook? Craigslist? Tinder? Old fashioned going-to-the-shady-part-of-town?

>>442131
1)
>implying true love isn't a marketing scheme

2)
Even if it is, maybe my type are wealthy from smart families?
>pic related

3)
If it isn't, I'll settle for golddiggers, trophy wives, and offshore accounts

>> No.442136

>>442094
Go on a trip around the world, alone.

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442149

>>442094
Are you me? I don't have that much of an autistic personality though. People say I'm the mostly unerdy nerd they meet
>>442136
Man, why didnt I think of this

>> No.442152

25 years old
Private banker
Have had like 5-6 real girlfriends over the years, slept with about 20 others during the times in between, mostly during university.
Have been living with current girlfriend for 2 years, just bought a €370k loft this week. Will be moving there in december.

I have the occasional random fling at work or when going out with the guys and getting too drunk to stop myself.

>> No.442155

>>442129
>>442135
Im not gonna lie it was very good, I found her on adultworks (uk prostitute site), she was a sexy romanian bitch with big titties, sucked my dick like a vacuum then I pounded her in missionary for the best part of 2 minutes, quickest £50 I ever spent m8, going to go back soon.

>> No.442158

33, had two significant gfs over then last 10 years, both were about 4 years long. Been single since last November. Live in nyc for the last 6 years. Make more money than I can spend, dating sucks because assholes are everywhere, and there's always something more shiny.

I got everything except for close friends and a good meaningful relationship.

>money buys temporary happiness

>> No.442162

>>442152
Which university, which degree? How did you get into this industry. I'm very curious because I'm starting my MSc this fall (UK), I'm 19, and you're current position is somewhere I'd like to be

>> No.442168

>>442155
Got any pics of her or a link to her profile.
I probably won't contact her, but I just wanna see if you have good taste.

>> No.442178

>>442162

Do you mean MSci? Just FYI as someone who has done an MSci it is not considered a masters degree in anyones books

>> No.442192

>>442158
>I got everything except for close friends and a good meaningful relationship.
Are you, as a person, capable of both?

>> No.442220

>>442178
>MSci
No it's an M.Sc

>> No.442315

like my bank account, null

>> No.442371

>>442094

>decent looks in an autistic way
>spaghetti falls out with girls
>take valium in hospital for procedure
>hitting on cute dental student
>she's laughing with me, joking
>not even aware bleeding all over my chin
>drug wears off, feel silly and in awe of myself
>return next week to remove stitches
>same hot woman
>too awkward to make small talk
>my tears

>> No.442395

>>442371
she was laughing at you for looking and acting stupid not because you were "funny" or

>> No.442400

>>442027
shit, I got cornered into being in a relationship last week with a girl I'd been fucking the last few months.

fuckers sort of just baraded me while I was drunk and now she thinks we are bf/gf.

I on the other hand will continue to live like a single man until she wises up. That'll teach her to employ kiddie tactics to get into a relationship, stooopid bitch.


Inb4; pussy couldn't just say no, so much alcohol was consumed I had to be carried out of the pub/club and put into a taxi by bouncers

>> No.442446

>>442395
thought so too.. except she was cracking silly dentist-related jokes, and my non-autist friend who came to pick me up told me later that i had a different "personality" that day

but very few medical people will laugh at a patient in their face anyways. i've worked in hospitals and know what they say behind patients' backs.

>> No.442458

>>442155
>the best part of 2 minutes

Hahahaha holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

>> No.443058

>>442120
>most western women are horrible anyway
LOL, maybe you're horrible because you had to fucking pay a girl to fuck you at TWENTY.
Dat cognitive dissonance

>> No.443065

>>442027
Terrible, guys are jerks, and I'm not that attractive so I know they're just desperate if they hit on me.

>> No.443067

>>442400
And what did we learn? DON'T DRINK YOURSELF INTO A STUPOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>> No.443095

>>442315
heh

>> No.443096

>>443065
>guys dont hit on mee~!

>> No.443105
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443105

>average guy has £100k more than me
>even most of them can't get laid
>need to hit six figures before 35-40 to ever reproduce

considering suicide

>> No.443107

>>442061
he hasn't studied yet

>> No.443109

>>443096
>implying I'm not desperate for more than attention
baka!!

I already know that I don't bring anything worthwhile to the table in a relationship.

>> No.443290

>>442081
>XD?!?

come on, at least try to show that you aren't a fucking12 year old

>> No.443326

It's great.

>> No.443339

>22
>Marine Corps 0317 veteran
>On the bench for PMC deployment to Baghdad
>Triple Canopy Designated Defense Marksman
>get to work the job I love doing
>making upwards of 50k a contract
>no less than two contracts a year
>zero debt
>zero education outside high school
>getting paid better than 90% of 4chan will even with a fancy STEM degree
>no gf because deployments constantly


I am here because if I want to leave the PMC business, I can get a head start before I go to college for a business degree, and even then I'll be debt fee because of the GI bill.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

>> No.443355

>>442077
tell me when you're going to sell so I can sell mine first.

>> No.443360

>>442094
>good looking
says you

>> No.443362

>>442027
shit, last time I had sex with a 14yo was in 2007.