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You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>> No.4269675

no excuses. already hodling teslacoin

>> No.4269678
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4269678

Bad hair genes.

>> No.4269687

elon pls go

>> No.4269695
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>>4269658
he's the maximum conman of our time
>kicked off of paypal because he wanted to migrate from unix to windows
>tesla going bankrupt
>hypermeme
>pajeetx
>multitudes of exwives who all claim alimony
name ONE (1) thing about him which is worth investing in
i unironically look forward til the day he will inevitably crash and burn

>> No.4269699

>>4269658
Faggot

>> No.4269713

>>4269695
>kicked off of paypal because he wanted to migrate from unix to windows

god he's such a fucking dummy

>> No.4269742

because he's literally so retarded (along with Neil Degrass) that it makes me want to be a flat earther

>> No.4269752

he's a real conman?

>> No.4269796

>>4269742
Musk is a celebrity through his achivements; Tyson just can narrate well

>> No.4269860

>>4269796
>sell website to google
>luls 100millionz
>start making electric cars filling a niche market, only profitable because of gubbermint subsidies

our fuggen hero saving humanity

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>>4269658
>the ponzie scheme car company man

Another day another million gone. Hes a true /biz/zard.