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4254925 No.4254925 [Reply] [Original]

WEEEEE AREEEEE THE SEGWIT2X [Futures] MARIIIINEES AND WE ARE NOT SEEELLING!!!!!

>> No.4255026

>>4254925
lol there's no way

>> No.4255081
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>>4254925

>> No.4255083

>>4254925
hahahhahahhaha hahahhahahhaha hahahhahahhaha hahahhahahhaha hahahhahahhaha hahahhahahhaha hahahhahahhaha

>> No.4255086

>>4254925
just buy the dip or stay poor retards

>> No.4255102

was already priced in mennn

>> No.4255109

>>4254925
Lol you have to wait until it recovers to even break even. Meanwhile people like me just put their entire retirement savings into this dip. Yep my $175,000 is going to be worth double its value tomorrow when this recovers.

Keep up the buy and hold "strategy" though. I'll keep getting rich daytrading.

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Holy shit this is great

>> No.4255141
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>>4254925
This is why I come to /biz/

>> No.4255187

>>4255118
Saved img so I can feel better about myself anytime I make a shit trade.

>> No.4255219
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>>4255118
HOLY SHIT THAT WRECKAGE

>> No.4255220

>>4254925
>Literally no future

>> No.4255275

>>4255118
Heads up!

this type of market movement will also hit BCH because people were only buying it as backup insurance incase both chains stagnated.


Now there will only be one chain, and the BCH users will gradually come crawling back.

>> No.4255315

>>4255118
So who actually had the rights to sell those futures? Did they all belong to the exchange? Cuz I wanted to sell my imaginary s2x too.

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>>4255118
The fact that this shit went above 2k makes me kek hard.

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>>4255342
I can't stop laughing.

>> No.4255390

>>4255118
Who is actually buying this shit at $179???

>> No.4255393

Hey, I just woke up. This is a joke, right? Like some high level prank?

I spent 20 bitcoins on 2x. It was my ticket to the moon wtf. There were backers wtf

>> No.4255403

>>4255393
>I spent 20 bitcoins on 2x
hope this is a joke. 2x es no mas

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4255433

>When you try to be one step ahead of everyone but, you end up falling of the cliff because the step disappears.

>> No.4255449

>>4255393

If you're not larping I hate to break it to you, but Segwit is kill

https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/bitcoin-segwit2x/2017-November/000685.html

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>>4254925
can i still buy segwit2x for 0 $ and then just wait for the next fork?

I mean....FREE MONEY RIGHT?

>> No.4255470

>>4255433
fucking kek

>> No.4255485

>>4254925
>btcucks getting proven yet again that their slow, functionless chink-controlled normie coin is ONLY good for airdrops which they aren't even guaranteed

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.4255486

>>4255118
scam

>> No.4255500

>>4255386
What is that gif

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>>4255342
Goddamn those guys are ruthless

>> No.4255503

>>4255118
This looks like DGB

>>4255275
Funny, I'm gradually adding to my BCH stack. Got in on that sweet sweet dip today. Enjoy (((Segwit))), slow transactions, and extremely high fees.

>> No.4255512

>>4255393
so many people still in the rejection fase. they'll probably reach suicide fase within the week
I legitametly feel sorry for you guys

>> No.4255544

>>4255512
>fase

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>>4255342

>> No.4255604

>>4254925
I thought about buying some but I was low balling and couldn't get the price I wanted so I gave up. Dodged a bullet there.

>> No.4255653

>>4255393
Did you set stop losses?

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>>4254925
Really funny, OP.

Great joke.

>> No.4255681

ahahahahahhahaha i m SO GLAD THAT I M A RETARD WHO NEVER RISKS

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>>4255500
>those digits deserve an answer

Homemade nerve gas

>> No.4255702

>>4255449
Segwit is fine you moron, its been implemented since august.

the '2x' part is kill.

>> No.4255782

>>4255275
>people were only buying it as backup insurance incase both chains stagnated.
er, no

People were buying it due to the 2x fud from Core and the risk of 2x failing. That has literally happened.

2x failed, Bitcoin Cash now has even greater importance as insurance

>>4255512
People are gonna really hate Garzik now

>> No.4255803

>>4255342
He spent 85k$ on a bet with 1:6 odds. He must be loaded or a complete retard.

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>>4255342
KEK

>> No.4257344

>>4254925
kek

>> No.4257487

>>4255342
haahaha oh my

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4257802

I don't understand. If the fork isn't happening, aren't BT1 tokens equally worthless?

>> No.4257809

>>4257802
It is happening :)

>> No.4258402

>>4255782
>2x failed, Bitcoin Cash now has even greater importance as insurance
You're a desperately retarded person.

>> No.4258489

>>4258402
I don't think you understand

2x was a refuge for big block supporters. with our 2x these people will come back to BCH

it's a smart hold with all the fuckery
I just hold 1:1 BTC to BCH

>> No.4258520

>>4258489
I haven't sold my BCH from the split, but I would rather have it crash and burn completely to 0 sats than profit from the precedent being set that it is ok to fork bitcoin.

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>>4255342
>All the suicide hotline numbers in the comments

>> No.4258630
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The price is going up and people are still buying these!

>> No.4258777
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4258777

Don't worry guys, just set a limit sell at +900% of the current price and you MIGHT break even.

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>>4258777
Oh yeah, here. Almost forgot.

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>garzig and co say 2x is cancelled
>2x futures crashes
>miners still siganling 2x
>they buy up all 2x contracts for pennies
>go through with 2x fork since garzik and co can't control what miners do
>profit

>> No.4258881

>>4258630
This
It's going up since they announced they are coming back

>> No.4258963
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4258963

How to create a bulltrap for a future based on something that doesn't even exist:

Step 1. Guys, we are going to fork, get in on these futures.
Step 2. Guys, it's canceled, dump your futures.
Step 3. Guys, we were just kidding, we actually have a ton of support and are still going through with the fork.

>> No.4259009

holy shit this is hilarous, now everybody is going what now? why is btc even at 7.5k at this point.

it just went from its a healthy bubble that will pop once the fork happens to reeeeeeee its a full blown bubble

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>>4254925

>> No.4259060

>>4259009

Yeah dude, I can't believe it recovered from the bubble at 300, 1000, 2000, 3000, 4000, 5000, and 6000. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BUBBLE IS STILL GOING UP. THIS IS RIDICULOUS! NEXT THING YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME IS THAT WE ARE RIDING THE CLEANEST ELLIOT WAVE KNOWN TO MAN ALL THE WAY TO 10K?!?!

>> No.4259111

>>4259060
>all data were from a regulated stock market
>is crypto regulated?
a speculative market is heavily psychological not theoretical

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>>4259009
kys faggot. *yawn* *stretch* *fart*

>> No.4259143

>>4258858
It's over, Faggot. All of you suicide now please.

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>>4258489
BCH Scam is over. Bitcoin won, Faggot.