/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.4228045]

>26 years old
>only have 50k in stocks and 30k cash

Who else /underachieving loser/ here?

[Anonymous No.4228068]

>>4228045
>29
>80k in bank
>60k in crypto
>lives at home
feelsbad

[Anonymous No.4228082]

>>4228045
>19
>100k in crypto
>50k in bank
>bought my parents their first car, first home and first ETFs

How's it feel being a loser, old man?

[Anonymous No.4228083]

>>4228045
>31 y/o
>40k crypto
>15k cash
>going bald
>working a job i hate

i'm the definition of a loser

[Anonymous No.4228091]

>29
>5k in bank
>240k in crypto
>80k in student debt

[Anonymous No.4228105]

>>4228045

tfw 20
tfw a millionaire

>tfw not a billionaire from eth and btc

fuck sake

[Anonymous No.4228106]

ITT: retards in the top 5% who think they failed

[Anonymous No.4228110]

>>4228091
dude pay off your loan, wtf are u doing

[Anonymous No.4228121]

>>4228110

He probably thinks he will get better gains from crypto than he will interest rates from debt

[Anonymous No.4228127]

>69yo
>420k in bank
>666k in crypto

[Anonymous No.4228133]

ITT: biztards who couldn't buy a girlfriend even if they were millionaires

[Anonymous No.4228138]

>30
>60k crypto
>90k stocks/retirement funds
>1k cash
>live at home
>80k/yr wagecuck

Those of you with sizeable cash holdings are cowards

[Anonymous No.4228141]

>27 years old
>60k stocks and etf
>2k in da bank

halp me get rich guise

[Anonymous No.4228142]

>>4228133
all anyone has to do is just lift to get a gf tho

[Anonymous No.4228145]

>>4228127
Something tells me youre LARPing

[Anonymous No.4228146]

lol what the fuck is wrong with you people humble bragging and acting sad when you are better off than many people. quit being a bitch if u want friends

[Anonymous No.4228153]

Is this thread some type kind of sick joke?

[Anonymous No.4228164]

>>4228141
all in obsidian newfriend.

[Anonymous No.4228174]

>>4228121
greed blinds people sometimes

[Anonymous No.4228185]

>>4228091
pay your debt idiot

[Anonymous No.4228188]

>>4228146

because most of them are either lying or subtly bragging whilst trying to sound like they failed

[Anonymous No.4228207]

>31
>11k in cash
>nothing in crypto
I'm not murkan though. And I have a family. Also, I lost 30k in businesses that didn't work. Will try my luck again next year.
Not complaining, considering where I came from.

[Anonymous No.4228209]

How the fuck are you guys losing?

>24
>25k in stocks
>15k crypto
>3k cash

I'm the one losing here :(

[Anonymous No.4228213]

>>4228121
It's been working so far. I've started paying it off already today.

[Anonymous No.4228218]

>24 yo
>2k in crypto
>4k in bank
>10k student loan
>not a fagget

[Anonymous No.4228220]

>>4228045
>28
>serial entrepreneur, and CEO of massively successful startup
>48 mil net worth
>tfw compensating after being years of being semi NEET, dropping out of college twice and finally getting bachelors degree 5 years after I was supposed to
>friends all look at your lifestyle and think you're a tryhard, not knowing you wasted years of your life being lonely, and depressed, shitposting on the internet, and watching chinese cartoons
>tfw reaching unbelievable levels of fulfillment

[Anonymous No.4228223]

>3 million dollars in crypto
>25 years old
>fucking loser who is destined to be a beta cuck for life, and anyone doing worse than me is the same

[Anonymous No.4228241]

>>4228220
lol name what your startup does then

[Anonymous No.4228243]

>23
>10k Crypto
>1k Bank
>Wagecuck, going back to school in the fall.

Serves me right for being born to a disfunctional family that can only think short term.

[Anonymous No.4228297]

>>4228241
Not going to name startup
Without saying too much, we build educational hardware, if you're an electronics hobbyist, or are in EE, or at a high school with a good STEM program, then I'm sure you've seen or used our products at one point.

[Anonymous No.4228310]

>>4228297
oh yeah. selling stuff to schools is a good racket

[Anonymous No.4228342]

>>4228220
You're an inspiration.

[Anonymous No.4228351]

Read a book you self pitying losers.

[Anonymous No.4228356]

>>4228045
You have more than most people, be happy.

[Anonymous No.4228359]

>>4228297
Arduino? Nice

[Anonymous No.4228367]

My portfolio ~$300k is currently "managed" by Wells, at 1.2% per quarter. I'm sick of paying fees for no real reason...what is my alternative?

[Anonymous No.4228368]

>tfw i have goals and am on track for those goals but know deep down chances are it wont work.

[Anonymous No.4228380]

>>4228359
i fucking wish man haha

[Anonymous No.4228379]

>>4228367
manage it yourself then

[Anonymous No.4228390]

>>4228045

>24
>100k in crypto
>20k in stocks
>10k in cash

A-am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.4228402]

>>4228106
Exactly. Having almost any money in assets/securities/crypto is more wealth than most people my age have.

[Anonymous No.4228405]

>>4228045
>23
>40k in crypto
>1k in cash lol

do i have a chance?

[Anonymous No.4228406]

>>4228379
Suggestions?

[Anonymous No.4228407]

>>4228390
>A-am I gonna make it?
80% of your finances are in a gambling racket bubble, probably not.

[Anonymous No.4228429]

>>4228402
Yessir, most people in mid to late twenties are in the red by about 50k being in the black puts you above the rest financially.

[Anonymous No.4228433]

>>4228367
1.2% PER QUARTER? holy fuck, they are jewing you at levels that shouldn't even be possible. Use a robo advisor service like betterment or sigfig, they have fees under 0.25% annually

[Anonymous No.4228437]

>>4228146
They are larpibg faggots and have nothing. People with real shit dont need to boast

[Anonymous No.4228445]

>>4228367
>having your assets managed by a company who nuked 1000's of credit scores for fun and profit

[Anonymous No.4228459]

>>4228209
Thx mommy and daddy :)

[Anonymous No.4228466]

>>4228390
Thx mommy and daddy :)

[Anonymous No.4228483]

>21 useless psych major
>20k in crypto
>5k in stocks
>5k in cash
>30k student loan debt coming straight for my asshole next year

fuGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.4228495]

>>4228483
>Not realizing the financial benefits of paying off 2/3 of your debt immediately

[Anonymous No.4228528]

>>4228407

Your maths is wrong, only 20% of my money is in stocks, not 80.

[Anonymous No.4228535]

>be a zen intelligent high fashion 10/10 gf chad
>200k in crypto
>surely will have networth over 5 million in next 5 years
>24
>will spend life turning self into work of art, subtle tattoos, nice simple clothing, meditation
>will father alpha extremely good looking children with my alpha genetics (dark hair bright blue eyes)
>will have big tittied wife who also has blue eyes
>will literally be epitome of gods highest form of creation

Also if your one of these retards who thinks success is high society status, just whoa you are a mark of society, thats what society wants you do to, work your ass of to cuck for it

success is living in a nice house, with a nice motorbike, with a hot wife and lots of money but being basically completely anonymous and unknown. Who the fuck wants to be famous? that would be a nightmare
also working is for retards, art and visual aesthetics is the highest form of creation, not some ambiguous career or status.

Peace out basement dwellers, and no I don't feel guilty because YOU TOO can imagine the life you want and you can achieve it :)

now buy link and go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.4228540]

>>4228495
i'd happily gas my stocks and savings account but i really don't want to cash out crypto yet dude

this really could be my early ticket out of 40 years of wagecucking

[Anonymous No.4228551]

>>4228466

I wish, if that was the case I'd have been rich a long time. I've been buying bitcoin since 2012 (I can prove it) using my own money, I literally asked when my uncle died and left all the inheritance to my siblings, they said no. :(

[Anonymous No.4228559]

>>4228045

>6.9 y/o
>420k in bank
>1337k in crypto

[Anonymous No.4228570]

Buy link if you wanna die a poor retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.4228580]

>>4228559
good post.

[Anonymous No.4228604]

>>4228045
Fuck off cunt I wish I had as much money as you. I know this is secretly a bragging post.

[Anonymous No.4228606]

>>4228433
yea I know which is why I asked how to fix this situation, I'll check out your 2

>>4228445
like I give a fuck about anyone elses credit, all I care is that my investments are growing

[Anonymous No.4228607]

damn im such a poor boi
>29yo
>500 in crypto
>200 cash
>40 in bank

[Anonymous No.4228609]

>29
>0 in bank
>live in a house my parents own
>never had a job more than 2 months
>chronically ill
>3m in crypto

[Anonymous No.4228614]

no one with real estate here?

[Anonymous No.4228636]

>33
>decent travel job 70k
>50k owe on house
>1.5k crypto
>1k bank
>feeling really poor now reading this thread

>>4228614

[Anonymous No.4228637]

>>4228540
Okay, then cash out half. The debt will wagecuck you more than anything. It makes more sense to clear the slate now than to gamble further on a highly unstable investment, much as I believe in crypto.

And a psych major may be oversaturated but you're not in a useless field gender studies major. You can do more with that than you think, especially if you specialize in something.

>>4228606
I meant your assets are in poor hands, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.4228639]

>>4228045
>>4228068

>28
>45k in the bank
>7k roth ira
>800k in crypto
>just finished a 3 month gig - might go to southeast asia and wait for crypto to either appreciate further / crash and burn leaving me with nothing
>don't wanna wagecuck anymore

[Anonymous No.4228667]

I have $100 cash, that's it

[Anonymous No.4228692]

>>4228045
Don't worry, keep at it, and you'll be wealthy soon enough. The first 100k is the hardest!

[Anonymous No.4228756]

>22
>10k in Crypto
>Only enough in bank to pay rent
>Sleep with multiple women

Feels unfulfilling man, I can teach you guys to get laid for a small price if you want

I also have a nice business idea, if you want to find out about it you'll have to sign an NDA

[Anonymous No.4228760]

>>4228406
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

Or just tone down the amount you're getting ripped off while still not having to do shit: https://investor.vanguard.com/financial-advisor/financial-advice

[Anonymous No.4228785]

>>4228406
35% UPRO
65% TMF

[Anonymous No.4228811]

>>4228756
send me ur btc address and how do i sleep with women. ill pay you more if you share it in this thread

[Anonymous No.4228815]

>>4228637
>I meant your assets are in poor hands, dipshit.
Company has been around for over 100 years, they setup some fake bank accounts to pad their numbers...that doesnt mean you are in poor hands

[Anonymous No.4228838]

>>4228815
What returns have you been getting? How old are you?

[Anonymous No.4228858]

>>4228811
message me on Kik, i'll help you out for free first so u know what you'd be buying into

my username is LowCDW

if you insist on paying me now - 1CDqN3Z8tN99k2U56mfdwhJagu1TzsTBDy

i'm just heading to the bar though so its best to reach out on Kik

[Anonymous No.4228862]

>>4228811
But if you want me to type it in the thread, respond to this and I will

Like I said though, ill give you some pointers for free via kik

[Anonymous No.4228872]

>>4228811
Just read chateau heartiste

[Anonymous No.4228886]

>28
>30k cash
>20k crypto
>50k in stocks and 401k
>90k student loans

My job and my big dick are all I have going for me in my incel life.

[Anonymous No.4228902]

>>4228872
Thats definitely an option he has, but those advice blogs seem wrote by men who are tinging with desperation for women - most of their advice is pretty misogynistic and if taken serious alienates you from women (you view them strictly for their bodies - and they can pick up on it. The whole "alpha" act is extreme transparent and insincere)

[Anonymous No.4228912]

>be op
>have a lot of potential
>post about it on /biz/

Seriously man you can still make it

[Anonymous No.4228928]

>>4228912
On the other hand, wagecucks never save and the people on the Bogleheads forum are boring as shit.

They don't even have multiple simultaneous LINK threads.

[Anonymous No.4228956]

>>4228928
k

[Anonymous No.4228984]

>>4228956
I'm just saying, where else could OP humblebrag about his 5-figure net worth?

[Anonymous No.4228987]

>>4228045

29 barely

5m net worth

buy link...wtf u doing?

[Anonymous No.4228997]

>>4228082

you're pathetic

29 5m net worth faggot

buy link

self made millionaire under 30

[Anonymous No.4229023]

>>4228997
>5m net worth
>"buy link"

it makes sense some shitty larpers would flood in from /pol/

[Anonymous No.4229034]

>19
>82 billion in bank account
>43 asian gfs

fml...

[Anonymous No.4229090]

>>4229023
you're a pathetic faggot hater

only fucking loser hater faggot nigger wage cucks say the word larp

i don't know what it means and i refuse to look it up

kill your self you faggot fucking bitch

29 5m net worth
self made millionaire under 30

must suck being a fucking hater bitch

buy link

[Anonymous No.4229106]

>>4229090
Can you mail me some of your cocaine?

[Anonymous No.4229118]

>>4228045
but to mamma a nigger? why?

[Anonymous No.4229119]

>31
>no money stocks
>no cash
>mortgage debt is over 150k
>6-7k in crypto
Pretty sure I'm the biggest loser in this thread.

[Anonymous No.4229123]

>>4228838
Inherited $200k about 4 years ago, it's currently worth $340k, 28yo

[Anonymous No.4229144]

>>4229119
>30
>150k mortgage debt
>no cash
>2k in crypto

anon...

[Anonymous No.4229164]

>>4229144
w-we're gonna make it too, r-right?

[Anonymous No.4229170]

>26
>$250 on paypal, 45k link, live at home with parents/no job

[Anonymous No.4229194]

Looks like everyone is doing pretty well lol
>22yo
>140k crypto
>15k paypal and inventory from shoe retail business
>less than 1k cash

[Anonymous No.4229227]

>26 yrs old
>2.1k cash
>1100 in crypto

Fuck all of you.

[Anonymous No.4229231]

>tfw still sperm inside my dads nutsack
>tfw likely to become worlds first trillionaire
>tfw wont be billion-gazillionaire

tfw i am satoshi

[Anonymous No.4229244]

>21
>2k cash
>few cents in crypto

My mother and sister agreed to not let me buy bitcoin @$4. I went on to mine a minuscule amount then forget about it. I spitefully told mum that btc is 7 grand now, boy did she get mad.

[Anonymous No.4229249]

>>4229164
y-yeah

[Anonymous No.4229263]

>21
>no back account
>10$ in crypto
>8k in debt (no interest)

Wow, I thought I would feel better going into here but either I'm a very stupid person or some people are lying/joking
>tfw parents had hope in me but failed them...

[Anonymous No.4229266]

>>4228535
are you me? wtf? i just got mind fucked. I look at shit exactly as you do except I'm only 19 and worth 50k

[Anonymous No.4229299]

>>4229119
>>4229144
Payment plans and working in something computer related could help? Never too late to start learning and desperate times make good students? Right?

[Anonymous No.4229386]

>>4228367

>1.2% per quarter

Holy fuck dude...

What returns are you getting? There's no way that can be worth it.

[Anonymous No.4229460]

>>4228607
It's not too bad.
>26
>400 cash
>800 in savings
>20 in crypto.
>25k left to pay for apartment.

[Anonymous No.4229473]

>24
>$31k in BTC
>$3.2k in LTC
>$500 in PEPECASH
>$2.8k in fiat

had $0 2 years ago, all I've done is lived at home and deliver chinese food, got lucky with BTC lmao
moving to China as soon as I get hired somewhere to go be an English teaching monkey for maybe a year, try out having a "'real job' and being independent" and hope coinbase will add another old and tested coin like LTC so I can go all in and double+ my 50k

[Anonymous No.4229548]

>21
>8k bank
>2k crypto
>no car

How do I stop being a shit cunt

[Anonymous No.4229589]

>>4229548
hey bro that was me 2 weeks ago, nothing wrong with it

[Anonymous No.4229597]

>>4229263
nah bro its cool, im in a similair situation EXCEPT i earned my mama 2k

[Anonymous No.4229598]

24 years old
75k index funds
6k in crypto
4k in bank

[Anonymous No.4229599]

>>4229299
I was doing games design and programming, but had to drop out due to a combination of breaking my back and having my second child.

[Anonymous No.4229626]

>>4229589
2 weeks ago? What changed since?

[Anonymous No.4229634]

You fucking larpers, i'm gonna get a million next year and i'll be posting here just like how Wolf posted his nudes like a bitch ass attention whore

[Anonymous No.4229655]

>17
>1.2 mill index funds
>18 mill crypto
>17k stocks
>only 2 lambos

secretly I like these threads because I get off on the shame of being such a failure

[Anonymous No.4229663]

Lots of bagholding LINK Larping Niggs in this thread. You ain't selling me that shit

[Anonymous No.4229685]

>27 yo
>90k in real estate
>5k in crypto
>10k in bank

I just want to kms.

[Anonymous No.4229702]

>>4228110
>>4228185
You guys are dumbfucks. Student loans are at like 4%. Why would you pay them down ever?

[Anonymous No.4229730]

>>4229685
90K in real estate?? Do you own a porto-potty on the side of the highway?

[Anonymous No.4229732]

>>4228045
>21
>75k in crypto
>2k in the bank
>10k in student debt

Im happy with it

[Anonymous No.4229742]

when do you think /biz/ will go back to talking about stocks? I'm tired of memecoins with no value, stocks at least have a hypothetical possibility of no one hodling bags at the end.

[Anonymous No.4229760]

>>4229742

[Anonymous No.4229877]

>>4229730
What is equity?

[Anonymous No.4229891]

>>4228082
larp

[Anonymous No.4229903]

>>4229742
>own stocks in 2008
>in 2009 business goes bankrupt
>stocks literally become worth $0
>tfw invested into a shit company called GM

No bags because the gov took them from me and handed me a loss slip.

[Anonymous No.4229906]

>>4229730
I bought land in my 3rd world country hometown anon, the profit is pretty good and safe.

[Anonymous No.4229930]

>>4229106
no alphabay got shit down


owner told me to buy eth at $1

he killed himself tho

buy link. he told me in my dreams

[Anonymous No.4229961]

>>4228243
I hope you learned your lesson.

[Anonymous No.4229981]

>>4229877
What is liability

[Anonymous No.4230038]

>20
>50k in crypto
>1k in cash
>1k in silver
>10k in guitars and audio
>feeling like im a loser
>joining army because i can do what ever I want
>family want me to be an engineer

yea fuck you mom for calling a family friend whos a colonel cuz i wanted to join SF.
now Iʻll be a helo pilot in heloland.

Wish me luck guys, Iʻm going in February.

[Anonymous No.4230062]

>>4230038
Dont get shot

[Anonymous No.4230080]

>35
>100k crypto
>100k real estate equity
>70k stocks/401k
>50k precious metals
>50k guns and ammunition stockpiles

[Anonymous No.4230095]

>>4230038
>joining the military
>thinking he can do 'whatever he wants'
wew lad

[Anonymous No.4230151]

>32
>150 euro in cash
>150 euro in crypto
>0 in real estate / stocks
>unemployed

[Anonymous No.4230167]

>>4229655
1. Kill yourself
2. MODS

[Anonymous No.4230171]

>>4230151
Woops, forgot my student debt.

11k student debt.

[Anonymous No.4230203]

>33
>$700 in savings
Haha.
At least I feel happy.

[Anonymous No.4230219]

25k bank
31k crypto
20yo

[Anonymous No.4230221]

>>4229903
that's why you have do diversify your portfolio. it's practically impossible to lose everything with a large variety of safe stocks.
the only circumstances in which buying gold is better than investing in stocks is a circumstance in which they would have been better off stockpiling canned food and ammo.

[Anonymous No.4230241]

>>4228045
>21
>7k crypto
>10k stocks
>5k bank

I mean eh. Neo is going to make me rich in the long-term so I'm not too worried what happens with all these forks and bullshit

[Anonymous No.4230263]

>>4228045
>25
>$325 cash in hand
>$3180 in credit union
>$4228 in stocks
>64 bitcoins from 2012

[Anonymous No.4230277]

>29
>$100 in pocket
>No job
>Parents attic
>Chronic pain

Someone help me get a damn car so I can atleast get a job. I love you all.

14idES4s2gqCemCUyL9MWGpCVCcPsYdS3b

[Anonymous No.4230286]

how the fuck do you faggots do it? I'm 18 and i have like $200, what coins to invest in? how to fix my pathetic life?

[Anonymous No.4230288]

>>4230277
Get a bus pass

[Anonymous No.4230297]

>>4230286
You could have larped about having 50k at 18 and youd be just as succesful as everyone else ITT

[Anonymous No.4230305]

>>4229891
>i don't like to imagine people being richer than me so they're all lying

[Anonymous No.4230329]

>>4228045
>19
>about to inherit ~$200k worth of city property
>will put most into crypto
>living at home for now

[Anonymous No.4230330]

>>4228405
This is me but I'm 29. Guess I should just kill myself already.

[Anonymous No.4230366]

>>4230038
>not the supreme vertical take off and landing craft

[Anonymous No.4230374]

I'm in my early thirties. I have nothin'. I wish I had a piece of the action. But alas, I'm truly a fuck up.

[Anonymous No.4230376]

>>4230277
>chronic pain

skip to 5:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oji9sBvdU7o

[Anonymous No.4230381]

>>4230297
well, yeah.. but the thing is, there's at least a couple successful people who will see this, maybe i could learn something?

[Anonymous No.4230388]

>>4230286
If you didn't inherit anything you must labor.
that's the way the world works.
spend little and later you can consider investments once you have 10k.

[Anonymous No.4230399]

>>4230376

Hahaha

[Anonymous No.4230410]

>>4230286
Dude I just got lucky. I bought my bitcoins cheap and a long time ago. I have no idea if another opportunity of that magnitude will ever present itself.

Bitcoin has the potential to go way higher if it survives the fork.

[Anonymous No.4230416]

>16
>Ten billion in crypto
>Owner of the wallstreet
>Jew
>Can transform into a reptile
Tfw not 20 billion in crypto and can't transform into a fire breathing dragon

[Anonymous No.4230471]

>>4230381
just save for now, put a few thousand into crypto when you have it. just not some memecoin or shillcoin

[Anonymous No.4230474]

>>4230410
you think the fork can open any buying opportunities? maybe i can find a place to work and save some up?

[Anonymous No.4230480]

>>4230471
fair advice, thank you

[Anonymous No.4230485]

>>4230474
Yes I think it will sadly. Bitcoin is in rough seas.

[Anonymous No.4230486]

>>4230416
Cummere

[Anonymous No.4230497]

>>4230485
which would mean you should sell soon, and well, we can take advantage, correct?

[Anonymous No.4230549]

hey bro that was me 2 weeks ago, but not im 22.

[Anonymous No.4230560]

>>4228045
>29 years old
>$70,000 in real estate equity.
>$1,000 cash in bank

[Anonymous No.4230579]

>>4230286
Get a job or make a good side hustle then invest it smartly

[Anonymous No.4230582]

>27
>60k property
>75k stocks
>30k cash
>40k 401k

Should i get into crypto pajeets?

[Anonymous No.4230595]

>>4230497
I won't be selling after the fork, just before as the price rises.

[Anonymous No.4230604]

>>4228045
>24
>13k usd in crypto
>0 in bank

reporting in

[Anonymous No.4230657]

35 male
2k in crypto
Less than 1k in bank
Alcoholic

[Anonymous No.4230678]

>>4230203
That's what matters

[Anonymous No.4230700]

>>4230657
Stop paying the booze jews.

[Anonymous No.4230749]

>25 years old.
>2k on bank.
>100 euro on pennystocks.
>Have 1 GF.

:^)

[Anonymous No.4230820]

>>4228045
>30
>40k cash
>30k in stocks
>5k crypto

I'm a total pussy.

[Anonymous No.4230873]

>>4228142
lifting doesn't help if your face is shit or you have a receding hairline, it just helps you getting /fit/ dicks

[Anonymous No.4230971]

>>4228045
humble brag thread?

>26 years old, almost a grandpa
>merely €20k in the bank, and a pathetic €100k in crypto
>still in med school
>only 6'4"

JUST

[Anonymous No.4231133]

>21
>72k in stocks
>20k in Bank
>10k in crypto
>Own small apartment, 20k debt left

[Anonymous No.4231157]

>>4229266
It's a delight to exist no? especially when you have the money, the time and the freedom the express yourself.

[Anonymous No.4231160]

>>4228220
im happy for you bro.

[Anonymous No.4231239]

> 28
> 1k cash
> 1k bank

your crying is funny to me

[Anonymous No.4231253]

>21
>25 in bank
>200 in crypto

comfy desu

[Anonymous No.4231297]

>23
>4k in bank
>$200 in crypto
>lives with wife
>Bartender working 3 shifts a week

And you pathetic fucking losers are complaining while I am literal high-end poverty.

[Anonymous No.4231354]

Nice larp ya faggots. 90% of you have a networth less than 100 dollars. Stop pretending

[Anonymous No.4231390]

>>4231297
i thought bartender earned well

[Anonymous No.4231392]

>>4231354
Stop projecting loser cuck

[Anonymous No.4231404]

>>4231297
but these faggots will never even touch a girl , let alone have a wife

[Anonymous No.4231416]

>45
>living in makeshift tent in alley next to mcdonalds
>use free wifi from mcdonalds on stolen laptop
>$30 in small notes and coins
>58000 in btc

[Anonymous No.4231581]

>>4228220
give the money to your workers fagget

[Anonymous No.4231595]

>>4228045
>>4228068
>>4228082
>>4228083
>>4228091
>>4228390
>>4228405
>>4228639
>>4229123
>>4229194
>>4229598
>>4230038
>>4230080
>>4230219
>>4230241
>>4230329
>>4230971
>>4231133


Thats a lot of Indian Rupees Pajeets.

[Anonymous No.4231598]

>>4228872
>>4228902
DO NOT follow this faggots advice under any circumstances it is a one way ticket to a life of virginity

[Anonymous No.4231639]

So many faggot broke Niggs in this thread just pretending to be Jews

[Anonymous No.4231665]

>22
>1,5k in crypto
>100cash
>€965 per month income

lellelelelelelelell

[Anonymous No.4231685]

>>4228207
Nice to see some real stats

>27
>4k crypto
>10k cash
>big student debt
>single
Goals for next year
>doubled crypto
>still have 10k cash
>not single
>advanced career
>BONUS: have some stock or other investments

[Anonymous No.4231694]

>>4228297
How long have you been running your business?

[Anonymous No.4231703]

>14
>10B networth
>Indian prince
>invest in Indian toilet market
>already 50% down
Mfw

[Anonymous No.4231708]

Fuck your lowkey bragging thread

[Anonymous No.4231713]

>>4228535
>your
>biker
>tattoos
>meditation
lol ok "chad"

[Anonymous No.4231721]

>>4228146
90% of the people on this board don't have even 10k to their name, the other 10% have slightly more because they're actually employed. 99% of the posts in such threads are a very sad case of LARPing where the guy types out his power fantasy to receive a few replies to his alter persona and feel what it's like to live like such a person. No matter how convincing it looks, the likeliness for an actually rich guy to browse and surround himself with this sea of sad underachieving losers is almost non-existent, low enough to safely sign off every such claim you'll see here as LARP.

To back my claim with raw data I can simply point you to the begging threads that are being spammed by trolls, about 10 threads per day, and each of them getting 2-3 new unique posters every minute, posting their BTC address in hope that someone will send them a couple of dollars. This is a very sad and pathetic board and the only reason you'd want to browse it (unless you're an underage who wants to gamble mommy's $50 into crypto) is to observe the behavior of those "people" and learn what type of news manipulates them into shilling for free. This is the only value that those people will ever get in their lives - being good voluntary shills.

[Anonymous No.4231833]

>>4231721

[Anonymous No.4231844]

>27
>400€ in crypto
>3k€ in bank

the life of a wage cuck

[Anonymous No.4231862]

>0 Cash
>0 Stocks
My life

[Anonymous No.4231866]

>18 years old
>$800 in bank
>$1000 in crypto

All I ever do is lose money in crypto....first omisego, now Verge.

Feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.4231880]

>>4231713
"with a nice motorbike"

hahahaha almost got us! 8/10

you can always catch them by the janky english and colloquialisms

[Anonymous No.4231915]

>>4231866

>verge

kek

[Anonymous No.4231998]

>>4231721
I've been honest in this thread, no LARP. But that was brutally honest.

[Anonymous No.4232116]

>>4228367
Thiccccccc

[Anonymous No.4232257]

>>4228535

My name is Vitalik Buterin and I endorse this message

[Anonymous No.4232392]

>21
>85k crypto
>35k cash
started off with 20k in crypto

[Anonymous No.4232550]

>>4228106

this.normies have $5k if they are lucky

[Anonymous No.4232562]

>32
>220k in indexes
>0k in crypto

[Anonymous No.4232583]

>26
>0 in crypto
>4k cash
>student loan paid off two weeks ago
feels mediocre, desu

[Anonymous No.4232594]

how do coiners feel about their entire net worth getting wiped out in the next gox?

[Anonymous No.4232609]

>>4232392
Thanks mommy and daddy :)

[Anonymous No.4233059]

>>4232594
my BTC is in a paper wallet ya flippan goob'

[Anonymous No.4233091]

>23
>1000€ in bank
>40€ in crypto
>live with my girlfriend and our Persian/Ragdoll mix

im prty haby hehe

[Anonymous No.4233224]

>35
>200k crypto
>20k gold/silver
>no cash until dole payment comes in
>no job
>no gf currently
>live with parents
eh, i've managed to turn $300 into 220k in 3 years doing nothing but getting in early and hodlling. so with my latest picks i'm assuming in another 3 years i'll be able to buy a 22 yo smoking hot eastern european to keep pregnant for a decade and an island off the coast of croatia

[Anonymous No.4233378]

ITT LARP

[Anonymous No.4233397]

>>4228045
>23
>900 USD in bank
>322 USD in LINK
>never had a job
am I gonna make it

[Anonymous No.4233420]

>29
>7k crypto
>home worth 280k (minusopen mortgage of 116k = 164k)
>1k on bank

[Anonymous No.4233441]

>>4228083
minoxidil

[Anonymous No.4233574]

28
170k stock/assets
63k a year
Need more :( barely breaking even

[Anonymous No.4233623]

>30
>3k in crypto
>3k bank account
:/

[Anonymous No.4233630]

>18 years old
>30k in crypto
>Student
Fml

[Anonymous No.4233647]

>>4231721
that, hit the nail big time

[Anonymous No.4233717]

>>4228886
pics

[Anonymous No.4233754]

>>4233630
Thx mommy and daddy :)

[Anonymous No.4233835]

>>4228902
the truth

[Anonymous No.4233954]

>>4228045
>25
>no cash no savings no property
>about to graduate with a ba in econ
>qt gf
First time here am i beyond saving? Should i just kill myself? Please help me

[Anonymous No.4234043]

>>4228540
>this really could be my early ticket out of 40 years of wagecucking
Or a ticket to 60 years of wagecucking when the bubble bursts.

[Anonymous No.4234058]

>>4233954
look at everyone here, ya gotta save an get into cryto buddy, BTC still has plenty of potential to double and more

[Anonymous No.4234126]

>>4234058
I was working all last summer when prices were around 1800 a coin and i kept telling myself i was going to invest but gf wasnt working and i didn't budget in a way that let me save so i am kicking myself now

[Anonymous No.4234193]

>>4228045
21 -$100000 from loan used to buy bitcoin 5 years ago
Net worth currently $2.97 million
Paid of parents mortgage
Owns penthouse apartment in NYC
Gets laid everyday
Feels good brah

[Anonymous No.4234237]

>>4231721
You're ignoring all the /biz/ people who got rich buying ETH and BTC early. You don't just leave /biz/ after making tons of money.