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What's the most jewish thing you've ever done?

>> No.4138075

i frequently will buy and sell coin only holding it for 30-45 seconds and take a $4-6 profit if i can

>> No.4138086
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4138086

I stole my sister's allowance

>> No.4138096

>>4138075
easy money ;)

>> No.4138100

I sued a broke nigger for lack of paying interest on a loan.

>> No.4138104

>>4138036
Sold a laptop on eBay and didn't tell the buyer it would shut down every 4 to 8 hours due to hardware problems. Was like 10 years ago.

>> No.4138112

Found envelope with cash in it, found out who's it was and didn't give it back.

I messaged the guy on facebook a few years back and offered twice the value I stole in Bitcoin but he never responded.

>> No.4138119

>>4138036
Be born to a Jewish family.

>> No.4138122

>>4138036
Opposite:
I once dropped a 5 cent piece on the ground in front of 10 kikes, they looked like they wanted to murder me (after picking the coin up)

>> No.4138130

>>4138036
Selling Yu-Gi-Oh! cards wrapped in paper when i was in middle school. I hired my classmate to steal those cards that they bought from me, and i will sold those stolen cards at a higher price. So the price of the cards are exponentially increasing and our profits are increasing while the supply of cards are still the same.

>> No.4138137

Marry one

feelsgoodman.jpg

>> No.4138143
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>>4138036
Went around house to house in my neighborhood asking if I could do some chores for money I would "Donate to stop baby seal clubbing" as a small kid.

I found out people would just give me $5-$20 and told me that I didn't have to do anything because they found it cute.

Bought a SNES with 5 games at the end of the day.

As an early teen (12-13 years old I don't remember exactly) I went to garage sales bought up cute looking stuff like dolls,stuffed animals and other things that would look very personal and loved.

Then I went home and hold my own garage sale with my then 8 year old sister saying we wanted to raise money for buying school supplies and marking up the price 3x what I bought it at.

At highschool I would lend money to nerdy/silent kids and charge them 300% interest a week. with a minimum of 200% interest if they paid within 1 week.

They always paid within 1 week but I still doubled my money every time. Usually for dumb shit as well like buying snacks in the cantina or buying a videogame they were hyped about.

And yes I'm Jewish but I didn't even know I was Jewish until my grandmother died and we had a traditional Jewish funeral with Hebrew on the gravestone and everything.

>> No.4138148

>>4138137
does she do butt stuff like a good kikey?

>> No.4138150

involuntarily circumcised as a newborn

>> No.4138158

>>4138143
your grandmothers funeral was not the first clue

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>>4138148

It's funny because I'm richer then you.

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>>4138036
Married a Jewess.

>> No.4138567

>>4138137
>>4138137
>Marry one
>feelsgoodman.jpg
t. liar or honeymooner

>> No.4138571

>>4138036
I stole webkinz from a walgreens when I was younger

>> No.4138584

>>4138143
wow.

>> No.4138598

Friends all went to burger king and I vehemently refused to buy anything even though I had money and was hungry because I could wait until I got home and eat for free and have $5.

I seen one of them after like 8 years and they still brought it up

>> No.4138599

claimed 6billion jews died in concentration camps

>> No.4138607

>>4138143
Oh my God, kys

>> No.4138614

Got the most sensitive part of my genitals butchered as a helpless baby

>> No.4138619

>>4138036
Pretend i sell Plushs and that im gonna kill myself

>> No.4138623

>>4138598
BK and fast food in general is unhealthy as fuck, so you didn't really do anything wrong. Why pay to put garbage in your body?

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4138648

>>4138036
sold pirated software I downloaded for free to enteprises. Made a fortune

>> No.4138686

>>4138598
>eat healthy home food for free
>eat disgusting fast food, pay for privilege to do so
You made the right choice Anon

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>> No.4138719

>>4138693
What the fuck is this shit? Do you even english pajeet?

>> No.4138848

>>4138036
>started watching anime in high school
>kept learning some words
>convinced my classmates I could teach them Japanese
>charge them modest fees for lessons
>teached them only how to count

>> No.4138914

>>4138143
>And yes I'm Jewish but I didn't even know I was Jewish until my grandmother died and we had a traditional Jewish funeral with Hebrew on the gravestone and everything.
Well that pretty much proves kikery is genetic

>> No.4139101

>>4138914
This

>> No.4139108

>>4138914
What is anecdotal evidence?

>> No.4139126

>>4138143
get a load of this fucking kike. Hitler wasn't wrong.

>> No.4139427

>>4138112

Let me guess you are the Nigerian prince?

>> No.4139467

I've never gave or lent anyone money. Not even 10 cents.

I stole a video game from my friend as a kid and made his mom blame him for losing it.

I'm 1/8th kike. Maybe more, not certain.

>> No.4139498

>>4139467
thats not being a jew, thats being a fag
>>4138143
is being a jew

>> No.4139511

>>4139467
>I've never gave or lent anyone money. Not even 10 cents.
Moses stood up about 6 feet and 10
He said, "you can't close the door when the wall's caved in"

>> No.4139526

>>4138143
that's the jewest thing i've ever read.

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>>4138143
Put me in the reddit screencap

>> No.4139590

Went to a prostitute then told the wife that we had a flat tire. Covered my ass in time and she payed for the tire lol.

>> No.4139598

when i was like 9 or 10 my friend and i were at the local university because his mom and we picked out all the pennis from the fountain. we were going to use it to buy batteries for something but then his mom came back and saw what we were doing. she made him throw money in the fountain but my mom didn't care so i didn't have to lol

also i have a foreskin

>> No.4139615

Barmitzvah

>> No.4139621

I don't work on saturdays.

>> No.4139645

>>4138143
You were a clever little shithead

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4139664

I can't bet arsed to ever post on Reddit, but I have a ready-made shill image for one of you cunts to use

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>>4139598
>picked out all the pennies from the fountain
That reminds me, I did that as a kid with my cousin. Lots of quarters in there, we made like 5 bucks combined.

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>>4138036
>created a vaporware system
>hired some potheads
>huge ICO
>dumped my remaining coins
>ran off

>> No.4139698

>>4138648
Really? Didn't you worry about going to prison?

>>4139598
>pennis

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>>4139674
>>4139598
/biz/ confirmed full of hasidic jews

>> No.4139758

>>4138143

And what do you do nowadays?

>> No.4139772

>>4139108
An excuse from 20 years olds with little life experience.
Living just a decade longer will see the number of "coincidences" ballooning up to a point unexplainable statistically.
There's only two kinds of people in business, decision makers who know the jew for what they are and mindless fools who got lucky. Doesn't mean you have to froth at the mouth like a /pol/ retard, but ignoring reality makes you nothing more than a gambler.

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4140169

My initial investment into bitcoin was my grandmother's money she saved for funeral. I wish I used it all of it instead of taking only small part and returning before she could notice.

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>>4139698
always knew my bigshot lawyer uncle would help me fight the case

>> No.4140302

>>4138036
leverage trading BTC

>> No.4140462

>>4139758
this please.

>> No.4140639

I was working in a Bike shop when i was 20. Our fees for repair were not clear and i used to charge customers based on their attitudes.

For the same repair one guy could pay $1 and another $20.

>> No.4140684

>>4140639
thats like the opposite of being a jew

>> No.4140722

>>4138143
put in da cap biitch

>> No.4140785

>>4138100
niggers deserve it

>> No.4141234

Welcome refugees to the country I live in

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4141391

Has this news gone under the radar?

Julian of TenX himself confirms it on the thread. TenX is going worldwide.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TenX/comments/79v0h6/wirecard_is_the_new_card_issuer_of_tenx/

>> No.4141410

>>4138100
BASED

>> No.4141418

>>4138137
HAHAHA

I have Jewish non-blood family members through marriage.

Your life is over

>> No.4141428

join this crypto PnD apparently https://discord.gg/tUZVSCv $

>> No.4141455

>Let my classmates mine runes on runescape.
>Buy them for piss cheap prices and runecraft them.
>Then sell them with quadruple profits.
>Use the runescape coins to buy their sweets and sandwitches at school.

I kid you not.