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4033618 No.4033618 [Reply] [Original]

> Be me
> Have $5,000(~$4000 burger bucks)
> Want to start a small investment portfolio.

Should I diversify with smaller penny stocks? Bonds? Mutual Funds?

I'm new to this but want this money to go far, but not sure exactly what to do with it?

What do, Pol?

>> No.4033619

but dogecoin you fag

>> No.4033620

You're asking 4chan /pol/ for financial advice.

What brought your life to this point?

>> No.4033657

Why does no one have ID's in this thread?

>> No.4033679

>>4033657
This. What is this fuckery

>> No.4033693

>>4033657
W-what sorcery is thi--
Wait this thread could've been transferred from another board.

>> No.4033711

>>4033618
The absolute state of /biz/.

>> No.4033752

>>4033618
Depends on how much work you are willing to put in (time and effort) and how much you are willing to lose. Highest time, effort, and risk means trading crypto, lowest time, effort and risk means index funds, vanguard would be worth looking into for that.

>> No.4033799

>>4033618
im not /pol/ you fag

>> No.4033928

>>4033799

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