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3929037 No.3929037 [Reply] [Original]

Hello, my name is Damian.

Do you want to know what’s the difference between you and me? Well even if you don’t want to know I’m telling you. I work hard and fuck hard, not like you, no good neckbeard NEETs (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) you are all day long sitting in front of a computer trying to get some easy money. I have WORK ETHICS, I wake up at 6:00 am everyday, make some cardio and eat a good healthy breakfast, after that I go to my job (I’m a lawyer) and fucking work all day long, drinking a soylent milkshake to get all the nutrients I require to stay sharp.

You may hate on me, but that’s ok, you’re hate only makes me stronger. Fuck off now you no good sociopaths.

>pic related is me and my new mustang convertible 2018.

>> No.3929064

>>3929037
>make some cardio

Fuck off pajeet

>> No.3929070
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3929070

“Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

>> No.3929072

>>3929037
i laughed, soylent is disgusting though. that's not funny.

>> No.3929073 [DELETED] 

Nice teeth faggot

>> No.3929121
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3929121

>>3929037
>Hello my name is superior to yours
>My work ethic is nonexistent
>This is because of superior Chad genetics
>My jawline literally sliced the first atom and fused it back to cause Big Bang
>Weep ye mortals, for thy gains depend upon rigidity of my penis when I see thine GFs

>> No.3929915

>>3929070
Bru you're the faggot here, real men play rugby. No pads no pussies

>> No.3929949

>>3929037
>mustang convertible 2018
>not driving a black matt Lamborghini Hurakan

you are never gonna make it pleb

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3930928

Throw that piece of shit yellow mustang in the garbage and shut the fuck up you dirty dirty pajeet normie.