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3895430 No.3895430 [Reply] [Original]

Brothers, it is I, the Prophet of Prophits!

This has been a trying week, but those who see the future of LINK were acquiring while many weak hands were selling. If you followed my instructions, you've been able to acquire far more LINK than you started with. Blessings upon my brothers who have made it this far.

Tomorrow brings us good fortune brothers. "The conference has been priced in" has been FUD this whole time. Not only has the conference not been priced in, as we'll see tomorrow when FOMO kicks in for the nolinkers, but the future beyond the conference has been ignored completely in the markets. These are still just the early days of LINK brothers. Would you sell BTC at 50 cents? This is why so many on /biz/ stay poor. Patience brothers.

Profits will be earned in proportion to faith. Don't make the mistake of waiting until tomorrow to buy more LINK. Don't trust false prophets on /biz/.

May your hands remain strong, and your mind remain patient.

>> No.3895444
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3895444

lambo land
my name is LINK

>> No.3895467
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3895467

>> No.3895478

>>3895467

Blessings on you brother. Where did you get such a fine hat?

>> No.3895505

>>3895467
>dat filename

fucking kek'd

Good luck accumulating SergeyShekels, fellow traveller

>> No.3895506

>>3895467
Lol
Btw, have 10k link, will i make it?

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3895544

patience is what gets me NEO, ARK, and ZRX bags though

>> No.3895652

Ah! Someone give me ETH so I can buy more LINK!

>> No.3895721

SO it will be.

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3895739

>>3895430
We have been blessed by Kek. Soon he will shower his riches upon us.

>> No.3895745

>>3895430
I'm sorry, but has Chainlink already crashed? Oh, that's right. The cryptogame isn't even over yet. In fact, we're only halfway there. Does not having the lead at halfway count as a crash? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this comment when the cryptogame is still on?
Linkers are still accumulating right now and Chainlink have been the best ICO in the cryptoworld. They're competing against one of the worst coins in crypto (RIPPLE) who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of the Jews. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Chainlink is one of the best fucking coins in the world, they are developing Oracles and would be doing much more if it wasn't for the jews. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded comments like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Chainlink reaches 5€ and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Cripple just went down 0.3% and Chainlink went up 0.7%. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a comment like that on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chainlink comments because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like oracles because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking ICOs on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your comments and threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a comment like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>> No.3895809

>>3895739

Greetings brother. Yes, I promised you the crypto gods would send you a prophet far more powerful than I. My job was to lead true believers through this week of FUD and FOMO. But this second prophet was granted clear views of its longer term value. The crypto gods have spoken through meme magic, ensuring this second prophet would get those beautiful double triples.

Behold brothers, for I say to you on this eve of SIBOS, your prophets have completed their tasks and led you to the doorway. Brothers, it is up to you to walk through that doorway. By the end of 2017 history will be in the making. And by 2018, we will see our $50 LINK.

It has been foretold!

>> No.3896006

>>3895809
Praise the three

>> No.3896025

>>3895809
Are you rory

>> No.3896026

Cringe

>> No.3896029

>>3895809
this is some gay ass larping, off yourself please

and I have a few thousand LINK

>> No.3896196

>>3895506
depends how much you paid to buy in