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>2nd interview

>> No.3749181

>Congratulations! You made it to the second round

>> No.3749194
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3749194

>must pass hair follicle test

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>>3749162
>I should warn you, you won't make it to the fifth interview, but you'll make it to the sixth interview

>> No.3749288

>>3749162
at our firm, the 2nd interview means you almost certainly have the job, but the big boss wants to meet you and probably take you to lunch.

you should feel good about the 2nd interview .

>> No.3749300

>>3749288

If I had the job then why didn't they offer it to me?

>> No.3749329

>>3749300
after the 2nd interview, if all agree they like you, you'll get an offer letter.

give it a week, and see if an offer comes

>> No.3749346

>>3749300
They want to make sure you aren't a stuttering pothead, as long as you act normal you are in.

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>>3749162
>3rd interview
At this point they're just fucking with you to see how much bullshit you're willing to put up with and how many hoops you'll jump through to be accepted as their wage slave. Pass

>> No.3749531

refuse the 2nd interview
say your time is way too valuable to waste with an indecisive hiring manager
they'll hire you on the spot
works every time

>> No.3749566

>Was invited to an interview. Turns out it is one of those whole day interview type things. After the second hour, told them I have to go and left.
Yeah, fuck that shit. Interviews should be no more than 45 minutes. There are better ways to determine if an employee is a good fit than wasting an entire day asking the same nonsense questions over and over.

>> No.3749598

>>3749507
Oh man I'd love to this shit if I had a firm
Are there any laws about this?

>> No.3749674

>>3749598
nah just say you're "super selective" and want to make sure you get a quality candidate

>> No.3749677

We often do this for people who turn up late for the first interview.

We'll tell them to come in for a second interview at some random time and then pretend that we have no idea why they're there when they arrive.

You guys truly have no idea how much fun it is owning a business with an army of wage-cucks who treat you like christ.

>> No.3750005

>>3749162

I'm the hiring director at my firm, you're lucky to even get a second interview. When I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them in the trash. I don't want unlucky people working for me.

>> No.3750014

>>3750005
I just saw this meme on kikebook. Nice larp

>> No.3750177

>>3749162
my feelings exactly