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3721117 No.3721117 [Reply] [Original]

Here is the situation

>be me
>taking stock investing class in college
>got 100 on recent exam, nice
>teacher tells us to join investopedia game
>tommorow the game begins
>says whoever accumulates the most wealth gets extra points
>my nerd senses kick in

So I need your help. Please give me stocks that will be good profitable

>also pic unrelated

>> No.3721132

>>3721117
We ain't here to do your homework you lil bitch

>> No.3721138

equifax is due for a HUGE rally

>> No.3721167
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3721167

Can you trade on ASX my friend?
I am HODLING TAR (Taruga Gold Limited)
I've got a few good reasons why it could double within the next month :)

But of course crypto is much more fun, so many short term trades to be made!

kakakakaka

>> No.3721172

>>3721132
Then why didntoybreplynto this thread

>> No.3721187

>>3721138
Can you put links to this event?

>> No.3721200

>>3721167
>Can you trade on ASX my friend?
Yes
And thanks for stock pick, and I didn't join crypto class haha

>> No.3721535

>>3721117
Go all in on TQQQ+SOXL and forget about it.

>> No.3721568

Put it in shitcoins and call your teacher a faggot

>> No.3721582

>>3721117
who are you quoting?

>> No.3721596

Google penny stock and pray.

>> No.3721632

>>3721117
all in on shopify.

dont 500% in the last 1.5 years, literally the next amazon

>> No.3721999

>>3721117
if I had a gf with an ass like that i'd be content to do nothing but worship it everyday for the rest of my life

>> No.3722123

>>3721999
I need more of this for my volleyball folder

>> No.3722175

>>3721117
you bozos don't understand... when you post these pics here... i don't read what your dumb ass it typing
but damn girl
yum

>> No.3722196
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3722196

>>3721117
Go all in on DRYS

>> No.3722214
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3722214

>>3722175

>> No.3722595
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3722595

>stock investing
>accumulates most wealth gets extra points
>nerd senses kick in

>asks for help on biz


mfw

>> No.3722621

>>3721187
ya they hold 90 percent of all credit reports. there whole data base got hacked like 2 weeks ago. no worries you can go to equifax and put in your ss number and id info into the website and see if you have been effected.

>> No.3722865

>>3721117
MTCB, that shit is going to the fucking moon!

Just go all in on that shit.

>> No.3722883

Invest all in bitcoins.

Game won.

>> No.3723057

buy TEVA

>> No.3723089

>>3721117
DRYS

>> No.3723236

>>3721535
Ok thanks!

>> No.3723245

>>3721568
No coins, just stocks

>> No.3723261

>>3721582
Myself

>> No.3723278

>>3721596
Haha, can you give me specific?

>> No.3723608

>>3721632
Ok, thanks m8

>> No.3723627

>>3722123
Lel go to sexy beautiful women than

>> No.3723642

>>3722196
Sounds good m8

>> No.3723650

I played that fucking game in highschool. figured out a glitch where it would update 15mins after stock market change, increase my portfolio 50% in like 4 days . normies were impressed

>> No.3723655

>>3722595
We'll, biz is about business, and stocks are business related, so what's the problem

>> No.3723660

>>3721117
Put it all in the most volatile penny stocks you can find.

>> No.3723685

>>3722621
Thanks herr dokterr

>> No.3723704

>>3722865
All in it is

>> No.3723740

>>3722883
No coins allowed

>> No.3723810
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3723810

Some safe stocks I'd recommend are
>ISHARES U.S. MEDICAL DEVICES ETF
>VANGUARD GLOBAL EX-U.S. REAL ESTATE ETF
>MASTERCARD INCORPORATED CLASS A
>BOEING COMPANY
>BLUE BUFFALO PET PRODUCTS INC

If you want to rocket to the moon or crash and burn I'd check out
>YERR - Yangtze River Development Ltd
It's been making insane gains over the past year I've been following it, but it's not as stable as other stocks.

Good luck in your class uni-friend.

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3723854

DRYS, nigga, DRYS.

>> No.3723919

amd stock, buy at 12.75 or less. Sell for above 13.

Rinse and repeat.

>> No.3723985

>>3723854
Holy shit what's so good about DRYS

>> No.3724006

>>3723810
Thanks for the help comrade

>> No.3724024

>>3723919
Got it

>> No.3724059

>>3721117
>stock trading game
kys

>> No.3724106

>>3723985

1000% returns and zero risk. A very honest-looking Greek dude turned me on to it.

>> No.3724283

>>3721117
sauce?

>> No.3724398

>>3723660
Ok man. Where to look?

>> No.3724603

>>3724006
bro if you pick those stock your teacher will look at you like an idiot.

If you wanted to go the "safe" route, just buy S&P 500.

If you want to go the "stock picker" route, buy shit that actually might moon during the time frame.

>> No.3724703

>>3724603
>bro if you pick those stock your teacher will look at you like an idiot.
the discussion that he went on 4chan and asked would be a good listen

>> No.3724740

>>3724603
This is literally the worst advice possible. the S&P 500? What the fuck why would you pick that lmao. OP is trying to win a game using imaginary money. And you're telling him to buy a grandfather portfolio so he can secure his position in the middle of the class? OP needs to buy the riskiest stocks he possibly can, otherwise he will lose to some dork who did that and got lucky.

>> No.3724788

>>3724740
I know you said the "safe" route and mentioned another one as an alternative. But the S&P 500 is the safest way to lose this.

>> No.3724820

Buy the stock for the manfacturer of every gun used in the LV shooting

>> No.3724877

>>3724603
How can you buy an index?

>> No.3724903

>>3724820
Can someone provide a list?

>> No.3724950

>>3724788
Yeah, game ends in January, so I need good short term or good stock with 1-month yield

>> No.3724980

>>3724703
Of course

>> No.3725021

OK OP, I'll help you out here because it is clear you are a young, naive kid.
firstly, whats wrong is that one of the most important rules of /biz/ is always do opposite of what /biz/ says, always. so this is probably the worst place to go for advice.

finally, with that said you have two options:

Option A:
do what this anon said
>>3721568

Option B:
buy Lockheed, they just released footage of their based Athena project, and all is well.

goodluck
/thread

>> No.3725084

>>3725021
Thanks anon, and I am not a college, I'm in college

>> No.3725169

Lol back when I did this in high school some fucker went all-in on Green Mountain Coffee right before Keurig...literally 2x moon mission one night in December

>> No.3725473

>>3721117
Id buy bitbean

>> No.3725618

Drys at least before it gets suspended by the SEC

you missed the BITCF boat by a couple months there was a 6000% gainer