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364273

Anonymous Wed Jun 4 06:46:33 2014 No.364273 [Reply] [Original]

How do I become a banker?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 06:53:31 2014 No.364274 >>364273 apply for a job at a bank and get accepted but what type of banker are we talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 06:58:29 2014 No.364277 >>364274 Thats just a way to become a clerk? I mean a banker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 07:01:22 2014 No.364278 >>364277 jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 07:01:32 2014 No.364280 >>364277 and again i'll ask what type? corporate, investment, private, retail, merchant (often grouped with investment)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 08:08:47 2014 No.364319 File: 906 KB, 3986x2481, 1372750918067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] be a jew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 08:50:48 2014 No.364334 >>364273 BUY DOGE SHORT PRAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 09:58:59 2014 No.364369 >>364280 Answer this first. Don't say Retail. Unless you want to a salesman. (and I mean the bad kind of salesman, think used cars. Although its the sector where you have the best chance of working up from the bottom. Again by being a salesman)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 11:30:39 2014 No.364462 >>364277 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 11:53:52 2014 No.364487 >>364273 top 10 MBA or network your ass off before you are 25

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 12:48:51 2014 No.364533 Another thread started by a teenager who saw Wolf of Wall Street.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 12:52:40 2014 No.364536 >WallStreetOasis>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 12:54:11 2014 No.364537 >>364533 Im not a teenager nor have I seen Wolf of Wall Street. Is that broadway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 12:57:02 2014 No.364540 >>364537 a movie about being rich starring leonardo dicaprio

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 13:43:29 2014 No.365936 Where are people getting housemaid loot boxes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 13:54:47 2014 No.365939 >>364319 Got that part covered. What else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 14:19:28 2014 No.365962 >>365939 What type of fucking banker do you want to be you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 14:50:55 2014 No.365991 >>365962 Not OP, and I don't want to be a banker you twat.(protip: see ID)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 15:11:49 2014 No.366018 >>364273 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx4poQw1mZo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 15:28:03 2014 No.366034 Step 1: Raise $20MM Step 2: Start your own bank Congrats, you're now a banker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 18:14:28 2014 No.366278 >>364537 >lol look how not up to date I am with pop culture xDD what is an iphone am i rite xdDDxD im so cool and retro fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 23:39:36 2014 No.366602 >>366278 Your autism is showing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 6 00:23:03 2014 No.366631 >>364273 get finance degree save you money big time buy country club membership occasionally done at rich restaurant buy expensive clothes read about rich people stuff friend rich people on fb pretend to already be rich rub elbows

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 6 16:31:49 2014 No.367382 >>364280 /biz/ noob here, what's the difference between either one? What are the pro's and con's of either kind of banker? Which one makes the most amount of money? Which one does not require the sacrifice of a social life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 6 16:40:49 2014 No.367389 File: 896 KB, 610x685, 1401008348190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>367382 If you have to ask No you won't be

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 6 16:56:48 2014 No.367402 >>367389 Who is this guy, and why is he an asexual predator? I demand an explanation.