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my crush is talking about how her boyfriend hits her gspot at work boys...

please hold me /biz/ you are all that i got.


to make this business related how much will it cost to get a penis enlargement surgery and would this be a good investment.

>> No.3482910

>>3482875
>>3482875
fucking dumbass retard

Take your zoloft.
Quit your job.
Put all your savings into bitcoin right now.
learn to trade and there you are rich and rtetired by next month

dumbass

>> No.3482918

>>3482875
tell her how you hit the ath and short and the numerous times you get the dip

>> No.3482950

she talks about sex in front of you? to her you are nothing but a eunuch she has 0 respect for you. dont waste your time on her go get some other pussy

>> No.3483031

the g spot is about 3 inches in dude

>> No.3483065

>>3482875
dude, she wants you.

just ask her to tell you how to hit the gspot. Say you don't really get it, ask her if she can show you.

>> No.3483088

>>3482875
For a man to hit a g-spot with his dick, it would have to curve upwards significantly. If you want penis curving surgery, go ahead.

>> No.3483092

>>3483031
^^^^

>> No.3483113

>>3483031
Fuck off no way it's that far. My cock is only slightly above average(2.4 inches) and I can hit the g-spot.

>> No.3483133

Tie a string to your dick and the other end to a door knob and slam the door shut. That's how we used to do it when I was a kid.

>> No.3483134

>>3482875
What does penis surgery matter if you're never going to get laid anyway?

>> No.3483142

>>3483113
>2.4
>average
what

>> No.3483174

>>3482950
female friends. lol... they dont exist you clown

>> No.3483355
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3483355

>caring if women orgasm

>> No.3483380

>>3483355
this man knows whats up.

>> No.3483388

>>3482875
Women don't talk about that shit around men. Unless they're gay. Are you gay, bro?

>> No.3483392

>>3483142
>2.4
>average

this nigga better be trolling

>> No.3483398

>>3482875
go all in on 0x and HOLD fucking pussy

>> No.3483492

>>3482875
Riches before bitches. I can sense that this meatbag is making you lose focus.

>> No.3483602

>>3483355

>not realizing she will bang chad behind your back if you don't satisfy her in bed

>> No.3483620

>>3483602

>Not realizing you could just have many women instead of just one woman in that case

Come on son.

>> No.3483652

>>3483620
>degenerate hedonism instead of reproducing with your wife

No.

>> No.3483662

>>3482875

Buy Bitbean, and you'll eventually have any whore you can imagine.

>> No.3483663

>>3482875
She's sexually harassing you and you don't have to take it. What if a Chad was talking about how many girls he banged last night 8 front of frumpy Irma? She doesn't have to take that either. You go right to your HR dept and rat that Stacy out, it's the equality they want.

>> No.3483695

>>3482950
This

This a million times OP

in her mind, you were even an option to begin with.. To her, you are no different than her female friends

Dont fall in love OP. Work hard, earn money and travel the world on the side. Its very satisfying.

>> No.3484216

goodbye everyone i cant take it

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3484862

>>3483652
>Implying I can't rent several virgin uterus when BTC skyrockets to 3 trillion and clone myself 30 times

What a pleb haha

>> No.3484867

>>3484216
k bye

>> No.3484881

>>3482875
how? does he use his ergonomic keyboard to really get deep in her flaps? or does work get her off? unfair advantage desu. you arent at work to satisfy her

>> No.3485052

>>3482875
Idk anon i used to have heavy fights with my ex gf where she used to tell me how her bf was fucking here positions and everything just to piss me off , maybe she expects a reaction from you or idk maybe i was just very cucked and careless

>> No.3485082

>>3484862
so cristiano ronaldo browses /biz/? til

>> No.3485096

>>3482875
Your fulfilment lies not within the flesh of a women, or any women for that matter. It lies within yourself.

>> No.3485112

>>3483602
>not keeping your wife faithful by beating her a couple of times a week

It's like you want to be cucked.

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3485164

>>3484862
4/10 activated my almonds

>> No.3485165

>>3485112
too dark dude