Mad girlfriend

[Anonymous No.3456719]

Hey faggots, I installed blockfolio on my girlfriends phone a while back with all my holdings (scaled back about 90% of course). I thought this would make her respect my financial intelligence and score some points. Well, now she is fucking pissed because the market is fucked, this shit idea backfired and I'm sleeping on the couch. Don't be like me, hide your crypto.

[Anonymous No.3456728]

Tell her to fucking hodl

[Anonymous No.3456734]

if shes mad how you spend your money you might aswell dump her lmao

[Anonymous No.3456745]

what the fuck op

[Anonymous No.3456747]

>>3456728

Lmao will try that

[Anonymous No.3456755]

>>3456745
She is also on her period which makes things even more fuck that I'm down 25%

[Anonymous No.3456762]

Lol. I've actually been considering whether or not I should let my girlfriend know what's going on in the crypto scene all day.

Thanks for reporting your results

[Anonymous No.3456771]

>>3456762

Yeah if she asked just pretend you've never heard of the bitcoin

[Anonymous No.3456781]

>>3456719
btw post blockfolio

[Anonymous No.3456788]

>>3456771
She knows I've been putting my money into it, she's just not aware of the current state of the market

[Anonymous No.3456794]

>>3456771

"the bitcoin" - fucking faggot, i literally hope she fucks Tyrone and he jizzs on her phone and you lick that goo up for gains


cunt

[Anonymous No.3456806]

Idk anon, sounds like shes got weak hands. How's she gonna hold your future offspring with those shaking little palms? I doubt she'll be so mad when the market rebounds...

[Anonymous No.3456813]

>>3456794

Yeah too bad incels don't get the jokes

[Anonymous No.3456825]

GF asked if I should install blockfolio on her iPhone because I have a Lumia (and will until 3 November)

Thanks for telling me how that will end. You're the hero guinea pig.

[Anonymous No.3456848]

dump her, a gf is like a well you throw money into and never get back

[Anonymous No.3456872]

Sleeping on the couch.. while she fucks Tyrone on your bed

[Anonymous No.3456873]

>>3456719
Have you cashed out your initial stake plus some profits?
Once she realises its net profit she will calm down

[Anonymous No.3456874]

>wake up this morning
>go on laptop while gf eats breakfast
>decide to finally buy some shitty alt only on bittrex
>create an account
>this mail is already used
>try a password
>log in
>"oh sweet darling I just found 1'500$ I forgot about for years"

[Anonymous No.3456880]

>>3456719
>this shit idea backfired and I'm sleeping on the couch
Wut

It's not like it was her money

Oh wait

[Anonymous No.3456884]

>>3456872
It's funny how you said you were short on bitcoin anon
Tyrone showed me and he's really, really long!

[Anonymous No.3456909]

>>3456719

But why do you faggots fantasize about cuckholds with Tyrone so much, really anon?

[Anonymous No.3456917]

>>3456874
What coin anon?
> had a similar experience when I found half an ethereum in an old wallet

[Anonymous No.3456939]

>>3456909
> nice just bought 100k
> money skeletons
> minister you, Satoshi
> buy high sell low
> Bogdanoffs: Sell Everything
> Deluded No arkies
> China banning bitcoin
> When will moon
> Pink Wojaks
> Sent ;-)
> Tyrone

It's all we do anon, stick around you might learn some of our memes

[Anonymous No.3456973]

>>3456939
> by the way I still don't understand where minister you satoshi came from.

[Anonymous No.3457007]

Start hitting your girlfriend more. Using bags of oranges will only cause internal bruisings if you want to avoid detection.

[Anonymous No.3457094]

If my gf knew how much money i had I would never get rid of her ,don't tell them anything because women only know how to spend money not save it

[Anonymous No.3457141]

>>3456719

[Anonymous No.3457190]

Who the hell is Tyrone?

[Anonymous No.3457301]

>>3456728
hahahahhahaa

[Anonymous No.3457370]

>>3457190
She hasn't told you yet?

[Anonymous No.3457388]

Nice larp, you can't afford a couch anon.

[Anonymous No.3457763]

>>3456719
Fuck me I hope you're trolling.

[Anonymous No.3457810]

>>3456719
>I'm sleeping on the couch
you're a faggot op

see >>3457007
jesus western men really are fucking estrogen incarnate

[Anonymous No.3458016]

>>3456719
>I installed blockfolio on my girlfriends phone a while back with all my holdings (scaled back about 90% of course)
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.3458074]

>>3456719
>girlfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.3458098]

>>3456719
Stop bagholding that bitch and dump her on the next cat bounce

[Anonymous No.3458278]

>Involving women in finance

[Anonymous No.3458300]

>>3456719
>normie idiot trying to "get people into" crypto without knowing the basics themselves

[Anonymous No.3458473]

>>3458278
This and a thousand time this
>>3457094
this

[Anonymous No.3458498]

>>3458278
Not only that, but his GF doesn't give a shit. She only cares about how he makes her feel and how hard he fucks her.

[Anonymous No.3458510]

>>3456719
>involving a woman in your financial affairs
>not even a wife, just a roastie gf-for-the-moment

[Anonymous No.3458677]

Honest question /biz/ is it just not financially safe anymore to marry?

100% of women are just money pits, and even if you're the lucky guy who finds the one that isn't bat shit insane, she'll have a moment of disparity and just fuck you over.

Sure there's separation of assets and prenups, but in the end is it worth it?

A man by himself I believe can amount to great amounts of networth, even humble folk. From what I've experience woman and frugality just can't coexist.

[Anonymous No.3458730]

>>3458677
Keep your savings in Monero and like OP never even let her know about 90% of it.

[Anonymous No.3458739]

Tell gf/wife about your money, OP went full retard.