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>bank account $800
>coinbase 6k

Never felt more comfy desu

>> No.3385584
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3385584

bank accounts are for poor people

>> No.3385628

>>3385584
this desu.

>> No.3385639

>>3385568
Congratulations on your fraction of an average salary.

>> No.3385758

>>3385584
Yeah just need it for student loans for auto debit
>>3385639
Thanks just turned 21

>> No.3385784

>>3385568
bank 400 crypto 12k

get on my level

>> No.3385786

Get your shift card. Spend straight from coinbase.

>> No.3385791

>>3385786
but how does it become more when I spend it? It's the only ticket to paradise

>> No.3385795

>>3385786
What do you mean by this

>> No.3385808

>>3385784
Bank -200 crypto 9k

I'm all in

>> No.3385879

>>3385568
>bank account >$200
>crypto >$500 :D

>> No.3385889

>>3385795
Google Bitcoin shift card retard

>> No.3385898

>>3385791
Idk. I keep a bit of usd on coinbase

>> No.3385899

>>3385786
Only available in the US?

>> No.3386305

>bank $100
>cash $2000
>crypto $98k
im 20 get on my level

>> No.3386316

>>3385584
Why?

>> No.3386326

>>3385568
>bank account $168
>crypto $410,000

Not larping. Get on my level.

>> No.3386335

>>3386305
Damn you're living the dream. How did you do it?

>> No.3386379

bank $1000
crypto $60,000

>> No.3386427

Bank account $ -1200
Credit card $ -4500
Crypto $ 450000
I dress like a hobo and all my friends and family think im a loser

>> No.3386454

>>3386305
>I'm a dealer

>> No.3386468

Bank 11,000
Coinbase 550/litecoin

Should i buy any ripple, pillar, nav?? I have a thing for underdogs

>> No.3386478

>>3385568
Until your bank account is $0 you are a slave to the jews and capitalists

>> No.3386495
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3386495

>bank account $-350
>bittrex: 3K

>> No.3386507
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3386507

>>3385568
bank account unrionically < 1000
crypto 20 - 25k
goml m9 lol

people in the +2100 /biz/ crypto trading/mining/coding discord server probably more comfy anyways kek

discord.gg/27NqAwX

>> No.3386520

Bank -1500 crypto 850

>> No.3386546

>>3386305
tax evader

>> No.3386614

>>3386546

Hey if he's just held onto BTC then he doesn't owe the government anything. Obviously that probably isn't the case, but it's still entirely possible

>> No.3386622

>>3385568
>All transactions tracked by a company called digital currency group
>realize Larry Summers is on their board of advisors
>notice he worked for the treasury under clinton
>notice donald trump is in office
>slowly start buying gold and silver with my crypto because I know this ends badly

>> No.3386633

>Coinbase

enjoy your audit

>> No.3386656

>>3386633
>tfw have literally bought and sold over 50 times easily this year

Its under 10k I'm just a simple poor wage cuck tending to his coins let me be pls

>> No.3386657

>>3386633
Got something to hide fucko?

>> No.3386684

i convert all my wagecuck aud's into btc(when it dipa) and put them in cold storage

am i a retard? i have no faith in the western fiat/economy

>> No.3386734

>>3386633
most people here will barely pull out enough to be noteworthy, a few thousand here and there. fuck off

>> No.3387074

wow this thread makes me feel rich senpai but also a pussy

bank 20k
stocks 20k
crypto 2k

crypto

>> No.3387250

>>3385568
>bank: $20
>credit card debt: -$6000
>car loan: -$6000
>crypto: $9200

I am but a poor college student, tending my crypto fields for the bountiful harvest to come.

>> No.3387276

>>3386657
Maybe he doesn't want you to know about how much he paid your.......nevermind

>> No.3387280

>>3386622
>betting against Trump
lul I bet you would have shorted the stock market when he got into office.

>> No.3387369

>>3387250
credit card debt payments are probably worse than missed crypto returns

>> No.3387405

>>3386427
Dude atleast pay off your credit lmao

>> No.3387524

>>3385568
Bank 480 dollars
Crypto 26,000
Td Ameritrade 9,000
Lendingclub 29,000
Robinhood 1800

>> No.3387706

>>3385808
Bank ~50
Credit card ~maxed at 1500
Crypto 14k
Stock market 0
>Tfw when heavily diversified

>> No.3387733

>>3387405
Why do that? Some credit cards offer no APR for 12 months so free loan money.
Even if getting charged 20% APR you would beat out that interest year over year with current market conditions. 2018 is also poised for the breakout of a lot of altcoins with bitcoin maintaining steady growth

>> No.3387764

>>3385568
>Crypto 10k
>Stocks 100k
>Retirement 100k
>Bank 15k

Y'all youngins.

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3387849

>>3387764

>only 10k in crypto
>wagecuck
>poorfag
>normie scum

>> No.3387978

>>3387764
Crypto = Retirment
Stock = Retirement
Bank = Lose money
Being this bad at finances

>> No.3387990

>>3386316
Rich people use credit only and keep their liquid assets in investment vehicles

>> No.3387997

>>3386734
That's because you're all NEETs. For the rest of us who have jobs we have to report everything

>> No.3388013

bank 5k
stocks 30k
crypto 1k

I'm new in town

>> No.3388039
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3388039

I was like 5k bank, 50k crypto a few weeks ago, but im 30k bank, 35k crypto now

Took out initial investment + like 8-10k profit

The rest can stay for a couple of years without worry, and i can sleep at night , so comfy AF

>> No.3388252

>bank acct $0
>some prepaid debit card I've got until next month $2
>crypto B .00023812 (that's 23k sats right?)
>pocket $15.some change

ehh
it'll get better

>> No.3388264

>Bank: $1.4k
>Crypto: $98k
I have a fucking problem

>> No.3388271

>>3386546
>how dare you deny Mr. Noseberg his fair share of your money