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3199138 No.3199138 [Reply] [Original]

Post your depressing stories of why crypto is your last hope to escape the shittyness of your current situation. Let's bro hug eachother bros

> No girls at work like me but outwardly express liking the few chads at my work
> females in general don't like me
> average cock and can only last a minute or two at best
> bad at sex and fat
> won't be sexual god
> feelsbadman compared to the chads I work with
> if become rich, girls would only like me for what I can provide and not because I emotionally and physically fulfill them

Gotta get rich in crypto so I can escape this wagecuck life and live the life I want to where I don't feel shitty compared to others.

Get a house, car, cool toys. Maybe start a business for myself.

>> No.3199157

I'll let you in on a secret. Buy XTD

>> No.3199690

>>3199138
You can fix all of those things... except the dick part but its okay because most men have average dicks

>> No.3199716

>>3199138
You dont last because you're fat

2 birds with 1 stone man

>> No.3199722
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3199722

>>3199138
i sold ans at .002
i had 11k ans...
........

>> No.3199728

>>3199690
More like, half the people have a tinier dick, half the people have a bigger dick

>> No.3199776

>>3199138
Need money to finish writing my PhD dissertation. That's my depressing story.

>> No.3199783

>>3199138
You'll still be awkward w/o meaningful relationships and feel shitty about yourself man.

Just stop being fat. Eat less, lift weights get /fit/. You can try to get rich to run away from your problems or you can confront them straight on and do something about them.

Dont waste time feeling sorry for yourself anon, you wont make it that way. Getting rich with crypto isnt making it, its just a part of the puzzle.

>>3199716
This

>> No.3199791

>>3199722
sold 500 ETH at $1.
...
ah well almost got a law degree now gonna be earning mad bank soon
plus i have AVA