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>"That'll be 33 sats!"
>Hold my phone near the nfc device
>"- Please confirm your payment of 14 satoshi -"
>I press confirm
>The transaction goes through instantly because of SegWit and Lightning Network
>"Thank you, have a nice day."
>Step into my hovercar and drive home

>> No.3125412

:')

>> No.3125416

great story :) i also love segwit and lightning network

>> No.3125434

>>3125416
:)

>> No.3125435

>>3125288
so you only paid half? am i beeing rused into bumping for you?

>> No.3125440

>buttcoiners actually believe this will happen

>> No.3125450

I wonder how much would a blockchain transaction cost when lightning is up and running and bread costs 1 sat

>> No.3125485

>>3125288

literally Buy High Sell Low : The Cafe

>> No.3125486

>>3125288
>excuse me ma'm you need to wait half an hour for 20 confirmations so your coffee will be ready then.

>> No.3125494

>>3125450
it will never happen

bitcoin would have to be worth 100.000.000$

>> No.3125523

>>3125494
hyperinflation is very possible, anon

>> No.3126198
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>>3125288
The dream

>> No.3126208
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3126208

>>3125288
>transaction confirms as soon as lips touch coffee due to smart contract on ethereum network
>walk past BTC/BCC bagholders and throw them some gas

>> No.3126223

buttcoin works properly but no robot cashier? bullshit

>> No.3126261

>>3125288
lulz

>> No.3126272

>>3125440
Buttcoin less than Bitcoin cash by 10th Sept