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>go to church this morning
>see oneitis of 15 years
>she's so pretty bros
>still not a millionaire so I can't ask her to jump in my lap
I don't know how much longer I can do this bros...

>> No.30415065

>>30414997
What's oneitis?

>> No.30415180

If your love didn’t blossom during your teenage years there’s no point.

>> No.30415207

>>30414997
>see oneitis of 15 years
YOU SICK FUCK

>> No.30415267

>>30415207
yeah too old

>> No.30415290

>>30415207
This OP. If she wasn't an adult when you first fell for her I got some bad news

>> No.30415432

>>30414997
just ask her out bro, dang quit being such a p*ssy

>> No.30415539

>>30415065
It basically means believing there is one girl who is "the one." In this case means OP saw the person he believes to be the love of his life.

>> No.30415594

>>30414997
Just ask her you retard! Worst she can say is no. I found out a guy I had known since I was a kid was in love with me ,but I was already engaged at the time and it was too late. He had 12 years to ask me out, but never did! I would have said yes.

>> No.30415707

>>30415539
So that's basically most of the people I know, kek.

>> No.30415951

>>30415065
Looks like Reddit is missing someone

>> No.30416041

>>30415951
I've probably been on chans longer than you faggot.

>> No.30416215

>>30415951
Or he's just never browsed r9k

>> No.30416256

>>30415539
Yikes. No such thing.

>> No.30416353

>>30414997
Thinly veiled antisemitic thread. So subtle, I'll give it an 8/10

>> No.30416373

>>30414997
Why would you need to be a millionaire to ask a girl out? Just be confident bro.

>> No.30416447

>>30416215
Yeah, just checked it out once for a few seconds when I found out about imageboards in high school, /b/ seemed the obvious choice for a main board at that time.

>> No.30416455

Ask the pastor to mention your giant member in one of his speeches.

>> No.30417455

>>30416215
And every other board on this site

>> No.30418298

>>30417455
You're probably one of those cringy weebfags who call everyone new so they can feel better for wasting their entire life on shitposting. You'll die alone and no one will care, faggot.

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>>30414997

>> No.30419588

>>30419459
Only a true autist would overanalyze something like love in such a way. I’ve actually got to give a round of applause for the megasperg who managed to type that out without breaking down at the realization they’ve spent their entire life completely and utterly alone.

>> No.30419776

>>30419588
he's still right