Stimmy Check Pump Incoming!!!

[Anonymous No.30352000]

Exit all shorts. This is not a drill.

I repeat.

Stimmy Check Pump Incoming. Exit all shorts. This is not a drill.

[Anonymous No.30352039]

Time to short the us dollar

[Anonymous No.30352152]

>>30352000
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30352191]

>>30352000
Time

[Anonymous No.30352197]

[Anonymous No.30352221]

When will this actually go out to the US public?

[Anonymous No.30352276]

>>30352221
I JUST GOT MY STIMMY IN THE MAIL
OOOOO WITH ME ANONS
OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOooOooOOooooooOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30352352]

>>30352000
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30352396]

>>30352000
i cant wait til the country collapses and hyperinflation fucks you all lol

[Anonymous No.30352443]

buying more silver

[Anonymous No.30352446]

https://youtu.be/dwoUzgDLM7E
They are demons

[Anonymous No.30352518]

>>30352191

Is it really that time again?

[Anonymous No.30352527]

So who was the republican traitor who abstained?

[Anonymous No.30352554]

>>30352000
So does it need to go back to the House then Biden needs to sign it?

[Anonymous No.30352555]

>>30352396
>Did-Did the country finally collapse? Did inflation finally hit?

[Anonymous No.30352598]

>>30352527
I hope it was McConnell that turtle fuck I hope he’s SEETING oligarch blue is deep dicking him and oligarch red

[Anonymous No.30352663]

>>30352000
buy fucking oil stock you retards

[Anonymous No.30352841]

>>30352518
It seems as if you only just arrived.
You've done a great deal in a small time span.

[Anonymous No.30352919]

>>30352039

[Anonymous No.30353107]

>>30352446
Attached lmao

[Anonymous No.30353424]

>>30352443
Two 5 ounce bars were just delivered. Two more being ordered tonight.

[Anonymous No.30354560]

THROWING IT ALL IN DOGE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30354726]

>>30352443
Based survivalist boomer.

[Anonymous No.30354965]

>>30352446
I'd fuck her

[Anonymous No.30354969]

you are dumb money retarded facebook normie tier soccer mom if you don't know that this is priced in, get ready for the fucking crash

[Anonymous No.30355019]

WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET MY STIMMY CHECK

[Anonymous No.30355034]

>>30354969
oooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.30355065]

>>30352000
PLEASe
PLEASE SAVE MY PORTFOLIO

[Anonymous No.30355092]

>>30352000
BASED JOE

[Anonymous No.30355094]

>>30354969
This. Unironically something stupid like doge would only benefit from this. I can imagine a lot of normies will fomo back into doge with their stimmy.

[Anonymous No.30355168]

>>30352000
If you haven’t bought SNX yet on this news you are ngmi
I should not have to explain why it benefits from two angles where everything else will be riding on BTC & ETH’s coattails

[Anonymous No.30355177]

>>30352446
they may be demons but they just paid my 2020 taxes and my bancor stock still doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.30355289]

>>30352555
America is headed for a cliff, no manufacturing, net importer, regulating out our natural resource industries.

Wr have proven to the world that we cant control our niggers or low iq educated commies during a global disaster.

[Anonymous No.30355362]

>>30352000
Haha they look so funny in those stupid masks.
This is truly the clown world.

[Anonymous No.30355465]

>>30355289
>America is headed for a cliff
Did the Illuminati tell you that heyoooo

[Anonymous No.30355527]

>>30352000
any other source of this?

[Anonymous No.30355694]

>https://twitter.com/AP/status/1368253048255090691?s=20

It's real.

[Anonymous No.30355829]

>>30355694
Of course it’s real nigga we didn’t need you to spoon feed this

[Anonymous No.30355851]

>>30355177
>bancor stock still doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.30355875]

Did it pass for sure or is this just something that most people expect?
Any possibility that it won't come after all?

[Anonymous No.30355892]

>>30355875
No it passed. Its on the way.

[Anonymous No.30356016]

>>30355875
It has to go back to the house again first because changes were made, but it is guaranteed to pass there

[Anonymous No.30357582]

>>30352039
So buy sdow sqqq pslv and crypto.

[Anonymous No.30357760]

>>30355168
Snx is an absolute gem. Basically allows anything to be tokenized. Physical assets can be tokenized and traded. This would allow a digital derivatives market with on chain underlying assets. Ive been buying DCA'ing snx every week now since January. Easily a $1000 token in 2-3 years.

[Anonymous No.30357911]

Hey pmfrens, ais this going to pump pms or not? Looking to buy some more, but was waiting for even more of a dip, but this cofuses me. Is this the end of the line for the dip, or are we going to see an even bigger dump now?

[Anonymous No.30358014]

WHAT ARE YOU USING YOUR STIMMY ON BROS...

[Anonymous No.30358076]

IM NOT WORKING TILL SEPTEMBER LOOOL FREE 2400$ / MONTH BABY!

[Anonymous No.30358098]

GIVE ME MY FUCKING STIMMY BUCKS RIGHT NOWWW

[Anonymous No.30358162]

>>30358014
Donating it all to my favorite streamer :) he deserves it

[Anonymous No.30358201]

>>30352000
Oba good

[Anonymous No.30358225]

Check Mochimo guys.

Microcap that is growing a lot right now.

[Anonymous No.30358396]

>>30352000
Already invested $1400 during the January dip.
Gotta get in early before the normie pump

[Anonymous No.30358443]

>get stimmy bucks
>immediately all in btc

Thanks for the escape help dems

[Anonymous No.30358514]

>>30352000
Is this the coronavirus bill for gender studies in packistan and speed boats in shri lanka?

[Anonymous No.30358585]

>>30352000
It's going to have the opposite effect this time. The markets are already spooked about inflation and the 10 year yield will get more unstable on this news.

[Anonymous No.30358593]

>>30352000
>that pic
>trips

[Anonymous No.30358631]

>>30352663
This. Gas is already up like 30 cents since Biden got in

[Anonymous No.30358692]

Loading alts heavily.
DIA LUNA CHZ SNOW SCIFI OCEAN SXP gonna explode

[Anonymous No.30358705]

>>30358514
is this clown world?

[Anonymous No.30359043]

>>30358705
Oh I looked back into it. This bill also has lots of stuff for building infrastructure in powerful democrat leader's districts, extra funding for the subway system in Pelosi's area, etc. Only like 9-10% of the 1.9 trillion is going to covid related things, which include the stimmie checks.

[Anonymous No.30359107]

>>30358076
>$1400 stimulus
>somehow assumes its $2400 per month for 6 months
>id: LX/Wumzn
>Wumzn
>Woman

[Anonymous No.30359135]

>80k cut off limit.

Democrats truly hate the middle class

[Anonymous No.30359167]

>>30358443
Kekd

[Anonymous No.30359182]

>>30352443
Enjoyr your 2x over the next 14 years

[Anonymous No.30359378]

>>30359135
>81k
>middle class

Kek. Even after expenses I'd have 55k leftover in a year. I'd reach half a million in a decade and be able to invest instead of wage at that point (3% monthly return on $550k results in nearly $200k a year, At $45k that's about 16k not enough). Thats more like upper middle class.

[Anonymous No.30359672]

> 2 Trillion
> Out of thin air

[Anonymous No.30359715]

I have more money than ever in my life. Why does the government want to give me more?

[Anonymous No.30359734]

>>30359182
Better than losing 80%

[Anonymous No.30359839]

>>30352000

Nope...ill hedge tho

Rates gonna fly to 5% now. and major market crash is coming until Fed addresses it

[Anonymous No.30359971]

>boomer parents bring up investing in government bonds

why are they so clueless?

[Anonymous No.30360024]

Is this based on previous tax returns? I got fucked for the last stimmies because I was claimed as dependent

[Anonymous No.30360070]

>>30358076
same, im getting laid off at the end of the month. Gonna be collecting 3550 a month until September LOL.

[Anonymous No.30360109]

I've been feeling suicidal lately, the world is crashing around me and I feel like I have no place in it any longer. I can't find my footing in reality. I'm not allowed to leave my house and I wear a mask at all times, to protect grandma.

But this $1400 is going to make it all better.

[Anonymous No.30360233]

>>30360070
This is ridiculous. Just open everything up so my tax dollars don't go to these welfare leeches

[Anonymous No.30360307]

>>30360233
Stop paying taxes, stupid.

[Anonymous No.30360361]

>>30360307
And then have the IRS boot on my neck? I wouldn't if I had a way out

[Anonymous No.30360366]

>>30360233
yeah im getting obscene amount of money. Company is dropping me 10k and another 2k for my PTO. Now im getting a free ride through the summer and I can easily pick up any job, I have absolutely no debt either. Im a fucking free man.

[Anonymous No.30360394]

Hyperinflation coming.
SPY to 500.
Buy all assets now or get priced out for your entire lifetime.
You will never afford anything unless you buy it right now.

[Anonymous No.30360409]

>>30352000
Fuck that I want pink wojaks Monday

[Anonymous No.30360429]

>>30352000
Alert! Alert! ETH 3K confirmed by April 5th. I repeat, 3K ETH confirmed in one month...

[Anonymous No.30360503]

>>30360394
"ok"

[Anonymous No.30360506]

>>30352221
>go to the public
anon i …

[Anonymous No.30360541]

>>30360361
You do. Man the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.30360700]

>>30360109
>But this $1400 is going to make it all better.

lol...

[Anonymous No.30360986]

Whatever you think you are “getting” will be eaten up 10x by inflation you moronic rubes

Oh except for the dem political insiders they will be getting 99% of this “stimulus”

[Anonymous No.30361025]

>>30352000
Should I buy ammo, silver, gold, salt, more matches, or seeds/trees/tools to help establish a little farm with the free money?

[Anonymous No.30361190]

>>30360986
Ok boomer. All that money is going into savings, rent, and paying debt. There will be no significant inflation. Sorry. You were a buzzkill your whole life for nothing.

[Anonymous No.30361229]

>>30352443
Throwing good money down the shitter

[Anonymous No.30361335]

>>30352555
Yes grandpa it happened in 2021 you keep forgetting things, it's just old age, it's fine. Now wait for the organ harvesters, and thank you again for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.30361404]

>>30360986
>muh inflation
>been screamed by autistic sperglords for years
>inflation hasnt even touched 2% since 2008

[Anonymous No.30361475]

>>30361404
>inflation hasnt even touched 2%
Oh yes and also Iraq has WMDs and Israel is your greatest ally. The government wouldn't lie

[Anonymous No.30361522]

>>30352000
holy fuck a stimmy check just flew over my house!!!!

[Anonymous No.30361678]

>>30361404
>inflation not even 2%
>yet magically EVERYTHING costs more
>NO BUT TVS WENT DOWN SO INFLATION IS 0% LOL

Keep trusting the government and elites, brother. Sure that will work out well for you.

[Anonymous No.30361786]

My ID will contain this stimulus driven moon mission

[Anonymous No.30361849]

>>30359672
imagine how much USDT will be printing

[Anonymous No.30361938]

>>30352527
some dude from Alaska was a no-show

[Anonymous No.30361980]

>>30352000
So, should I get GME now? Before the normies do?

[Anonymous No.30362023]

>>30352443
yep. silver, guns, and ammo.

[Anonymous No.30362034]

>>30361190
>Rent and debt money doesn't get spent
You know landlords & lenders have lives too?

[Anonymous No.30362251]

>>30352000
Doge going to pump like a bitch

[Anonymous No.30362338]

>>30360986
I don't live in muttland and I pray for dollar inflation кaждый, блять, дeнь.

[Anonymous No.30362433]

>>30360109
Don't kys anon :(

Watch this funny video and cheer up instead :)

https://youtu.be/kLWvu51Vk4E

[Anonymous No.30362565]

>>30359107
It also has a 48 week extension to unemployment + a $400 a week kicker.

[Anonymous No.30362675]

>>30361980
Yes. That shit is going nuclear if we get it before the squeeze

[Anonymous No.30362800]

>>30359182
Enjoy being cut off from your crypto when your ISP's blacklist you.

[Anonymous No.30362874]

>>30360394
>mfw bought a house in September

I’d be completely out of the market if I didn’t and hyperinflation hit

[Anonymous No.30363391]

>>30355168
>>30357760
High market cap for a quick buck but yes it is a gem.

[Anonymous No.30363425]

The house will slap it on the ass on Tuesday and the treasury will cut the checks. Big win.

[Anonymous No.30363459]

The bill may have passed the house the first time and now the Senate for the second, but it still has to be sent back to the house of representatives for a third and final vote on Tuesday before it can be sent over to Biden's desk for final passage.

The democrats hold a slim majority in the house of representatives and passed it the first time, so even with the slight revisions made to it to appease republicans and more conservatives Democrats, chances are it's going pass, at the very least, by a slim majority.

By late Tuesday, if not by Wednesday night, this bill will be passed and most of us can expect stimulus checks to hit our bank accounts either this Friday or early sometime next week.

Also, lol, been making $2400 a month doing fuck all collecting this pandemic is a fucking meme dude kek fuck wagies

[Anonymous No.30363529]

>>30360394
What does this anon mean with "spy to 500"? Is spy going down?

[Anonymous No.30363560]

>>30352000
1.9 trillion in debt and I will get exactly $0 from it while also having to pay it. im sick of it.

[Anonymous No.30363670]

>>30363459
I’m salty as fuck. Been waging the whole pandemic. So it’s getting extended til September?

[Anonymous No.30363703]

>>30352221
THE STIMULUS IS FLYING OVER OUR HEADS AS WE SPEAK

[Anonymous No.30363716]

>>30363529
Pls answer. Thank u

[Anonymous No.30363719]

>>30363670
Same. Have not stopped work at all while everyone I know is getting more than me from unemployment

[Anonymous No.30363726]

>>30358076
same here dude. i picked the perfect time to be a complete fuck up and fail out of med school. when it's all said and done I'll have gotten about 25k from a $9/hr job a had for a month before starting school. wagies tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.30363732]

>>30363670
>So it’s getting extended til September?
Yup, to be fair though working vaccines wont even be 50% deployed by then.

[Anonymous No.30363741]

what is the chance of catastrophic collapse in all markets a couple months after the stimmie?

[Anonymous No.30363859]

>>30352527
Irrelevant. Republicans could just filibuster if they were serious about it not passing. Just like they did under Obama, and just like the Democrats did for four years without pause.

If there's no filibuster, that's the Republicans saying "we vote for this".

[Anonymous No.30363921]

>>30363741
>All markets

[Anonymous No.30363958]

>>30363741
65-70%
within 2 years; nearing 100% chance

[Anonymous No.30364001]

>>30352000
YESSSSSSSS AAAAAA CHECKED YOUR TRIPS WE /MOON/ NOW

[Anonymous No.30364030]

>>30361404
> inflation isn't here
Have you seen commodity prices lately?

[Anonymous No.30364039]

>>30352000
>nay
Why not no? Cringe

[Anonymous No.30364041]

>>30363459
Same. I get 450/week to sit on my ass. Now it's gonna be 550/week. This shits awesome.

[Anonymous No.30364126]

>COLLAPSE ANY SACOND NOW

based pea brained /pol/ tourists

[Anonymous No.30364203]

>>30361025
Heirloom seeds and tools would be a good start, especially if you don't have any yet. Ammo is hard to find. Silver and gold are hard to find. Salt and matches are good, but food is better. Buy heirloom seeds and start learning to grow. Then start to buy fruit and nut trees after you have learned some about growing annual vegetables.

[Anonymous No.30364270]

>>30361404
big fucking retard alert.

[Anonymous No.30364275]

>>30362251
I wonder what it will be stable at next pump

[Anonymous No.30364333]

What do you know about Mochimo anon?

[Anonymous No.30364346]

>>30352000
The polar ice caps are melting and yet we're talking about stimulus checks!

[Anonymous No.30364420]

>>30352221
As early as end of next week. Don't count on normies blowing it on buttcorn though. Normies are way behind on bills. Real unemployment is sky high.

[Anonymous No.30364473]

>>30364333
Kys shill

[Anonymous No.30364529]

>>30364346
There hasn’t been rain out west in months and we’re talking about stimulus checks!

[Anonymous No.30364559]

>>30364473
You're talking to a bot

[Anonymous No.30364562]

>>30352000
isn't 90% of it going to israel and pakistani trannies?

[Anonymous No.30364593]

>>30360233
>this mad
>instead of taking advantage if it

Why are you even here. Do you not realize biz WANTS to get rich and not work? This is one method. Too bad my unemployement check would be utter garbage and I'd get like $50 not counting the bonuses from state and fed.

Ironic you're probably mad about them but show no issue with the one's who keep using it not out of incapability of doing a job but pure laziness. Somehow it's now an issue? LOL

[Anonymous No.30364620]

>>30352446
Her upper face kinda reminds me of an opera mask

[Anonymous No.30364713]

>>30352527
>traitor

Kek you bleeding poltards need to go back. Everything is a happening and everything that slightly goes against your political beliefs including non politics makes someone a traitor. Let me guess the girl down the street likes Pepsi instead of Coca Cola so she's an absolute traitor and is not wife material.

[Anonymous No.30364726]

>>30363859
This, most of their known "opinions" are grandstanding. If they don't do everything the can to stop something then they've shown that they're not to concerned about the damage it'll pose.

[Anonymous No.30364733]

>>30352000
Cant wait to pay a prostitute to stimmy my stimmy

[Anonymous No.30364870]

>>30355289
covid changed a lot of your complaints from the top line.

As for the bottom line, hopefully hollywood diversity quotas keep them quiet.

[Anonymous No.30364903]

>>30363741
No idea but have been paranoid of this. Ironic how the likelihood is increasing as my networth climbs higher. If I do get rich it wouldn't surprise me if it collapsed at that point.

[Anonymous No.30365001]

>>30357582
you were doing well there until PSLV

[Anonymous No.30365241]

>>30362565
......hmmm okay maybe ill claim unemployment i wasnt even going to get 3 digits so avoided bothering but with this kinda stimmy on top guess ill just be unemployed and have to go spend an hour applying for it

[Anonymous No.30365525]

>>30361404
good bait

[Anonymous No.30365759]

>>30359378
81k is 61k after taxes, I doubt you are living on 6k a year.

[Anonymous No.30365838]

>>30363459
Didn't a bunch of people freak the fuck out after realizing they have to pay taxes on their unemployment lmao.

[Anonymous No.30366040]

>>30365838
Why is that even in question?
The tax you before payroll, they tax you on income, they tax you on gains. They at no point miss a chance to tax you.
In my state you have to opt out on tax withholding for unemployment, it's the default.
You would have to be a mega retard to not realize they are taxing unemployment as income.

[Anonymous No.30366079]

>>30365838
what's the point of sending out 2000 in fucking money if they're going to get 600 of it back in fucking taxes?

[Anonymous No.30366222]

>>30366079
inflating the accountability

[Anonymous No.30366384]

>>30364420
>lmao, why would we pay my 5 bills today when we can 10x our money in bitcoin stock and pay 60 bills next week

[Anonymous No.30366568]

>>30363741
bigly, if theres a bull run its going to be fast and im cashing out and going all liquid

[Anonymous No.30366924]

>>30352443
based your gonna make it

[Anonymous No.30367076]

>>30363859
you can't fillibuster budget reconciliation

[Anonymous No.30367389]

>>30359378
>3% monthly
uhhhh can you share your secret? cause I think you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.30367453]

>>30352221
Funny way of spelling Israel

[Anonymous No.30367506]

>>30367389
Ride the next doge pump for an hour once a month

[Anonymous No.30368084]

>>30352000
Bitcoin is going to $300k this year.

[Anonymous No.30368293]

>>30354965

wash your mouth out with soap and water

[Anonymous No.30368295]

>>30352221
Doesn't matter, everybody and his dog got a credit card, most will spend it immediately.

[Anonymous No.30368452]

>>30352039
You can't - all trades are denominated in dollars - it's impossible to short.

[Anonymous No.30368494]

>>30359672
USD fiat treasury mints $2,000,000,000,000

[Anonymous No.30368522]

>>30358014
My two favorite Onlyfans girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.30368646]

>>30352598
They're literally in it together you fucking moron. It's all theatre.

[Anonymous No.30368730]

When do the burgers get it? How long do I have before everything pumps?

[Anonymous No.30368734]

>>30352396
Implying US hyperinflation won't be felt outside the US.

[Anonymous No.30369002]

I’m gonna buy anime cardboard and Fantom

[Anonymous No.30369136]

>>30369002
Might be a better investment than stocks.

[Anonymous No.30369507]

>>30369002
pokemon isn't anime

[Anonymous No.30369826]

>>30366079
>>30365838

Unemployment income is not the same as a stimulus check. The new bill also makes the first $10.2k tax-free.

[Anonymous No.30369863]

>>30362433
I'm just being cynical. My heart goes out to people, and there are many, who are struggling.

[Anonymous No.30369958]

>>30352000

[Anonymous No.30370114]

>>30352000
Already priced in. Cope and seethe harder

[Anonymous No.30370448]

what are the requirements, and when do we get it?

[Anonymous No.30370476]

So what are they actually going to buy? BTC? DOGE? GME?

[Anonymous No.30370698]

>Start investing money in crypto/stocks
>Casually tell my mom (what could go wrong)
>She tells our entire family
fml

[Anonymous No.30370892]

It's going to take a lot more than $1400 to change my life. It's why i'm saving. They will never give you larger amounts in 1 shot because you will have some mobility, nah, they give you just enough so you can buy that OLED screen you've always wanted or some other gimmick or useless object.

[Anonymous No.30370940]

>>30370892
1400 is plenty mobility

[Anonymous No.30371034]

>>30363716
he prob means 5000. most people talk about spy in units of hundred due to call options or something.

[Anonymous No.30371082]

>>30370698
Trust nobody anon, nobody

[Anonymous No.30371278]

>>30370940

It doesn't even cover my rent, but I was not planning on the $1400 either, and when someone puts money on the table im gonna take it just like the next guy, but I was trying to say that those out there who are really hurting are in the hole for more than $1400, if you are stuck somewhere and want to start fresh, like moving away for instance, $1400 is a low amount, its a last ditch effort amount of money, for the very desperate which in the end will not help them, i guess its better than nothing, but its still chump change.

[Anonymous No.30371365]

>>30360024
They'll use whatever is most recent.

[Anonymous No.30371576]

>>30371278
This. I bet congress thinks $1400 is a lot of money

[Anonymous No.30371782]

>>30371576
I'm getting $8,400 (wife and kids) which is nice.

[Anonymous No.30372100]

hey faggots discuss something that will make us money

SPY strike price? 390?

[Anonymous No.30372171]

>>30371278
They don't give a shit about anyone. 10 fucking percent of 1.9 trillion is for covid relief. It's nothing but democrat pork for the rich. Pelosi gave herself a fat slice of it too.

[Anonymous No.30372330]

>>30358585

Shit...

Bought $600 worth of cheap calls on a 3x inverse oil ETF

People think this is good for muh gainz...nope...interest rates finna double and spook everyone.

Fed so far isnt acting...which may mean they want a crash to happen to flush retards out of commodities

[Anonymous No.30372359]

>>30372171
Yeah they really limited who's getting the money and people who didn't really need it aren't getting it. None of this money is going into crypto, it's going to people who need to pay rent and debt, the other $1.8B is pork for the bourgeois class of the one party system.

[Anonymous No.30372447]

>>30372359
im cheesed to meet ya

[Anonymous No.30372490]

>>30355694
some of the fucking dumbest people in the replies
>muh 15 dollars minimum wage
just make it 100 dollars so we can all be rich

[Anonymous No.30372493]

>finally have enough savings to be out of crippling poverty, enough for possible medical expenses and potential unemployment
>western civilization moments away from collapsing
whats the point bros

[Anonymous No.30372541]

>>30365759
6k is doable if you live at home, but yeah he's full of shit

[Anonymous No.30372581]

>>30372493

Your gains were always just inflation.

You arent a wall street genius...all youve been doing is buying the dip.

Meanwhile the stuff you buy has just gotten more expensive and its distorted your success.

[Anonymous No.30372660]

>>30372581

i'm just talking about savings and earning increases from waging, i haven't made much from crypto. even still, sad that the black swan song is coming

[Anonymous No.30372713]

>>30352000
how much we looking at? 2k in 2w from nah?

[Anonymous No.30372775]

>>30372660

Pretty much. I became a millionaire a year ago....i was extremely upset the cheapest house i could buy was 600k...now i said i just need another million to make.

The same 2400 aquare foot house last year worth 600k is now 1.8 million.

Im a florida fag...prices never do this shit in all my 38 years down here.

[Anonymous No.30372980]

>>30372775

>38
nice, a boomer millionare. housing prices are ridiculous everywhere now, but it probably doesn't help you that the global elite are choosing florida as their next staging ground. are you going to try and lock a house down or just keep riding out crypto/cash?

[Anonymous No.30373128]

>>30372980

Seems like the bar for making it keeps getting higher and higher. I just want to fuck off and never have to trade or work again.

Im serouisly considering a really triplewide on my own land.

I just want to be done

[Anonymous No.30373295]

>>30358014
another 60k of amp obviously

[Anonymous No.30373341]

>>30373128

word, good luck to you

[Anonymous No.30373366]

>>30352000
So this is how atlas shrugs

[Anonymous No.30373373]

>>30373295
Ive been watching that one. .its very interesting..the trading action is like a razor and flexa is amazing.

Im waiting for a dip tho i may grab 500k. Almost jumped in today

[Anonymous No.30373418]

>>30372775
It 100% happened in 2006-7 almost exactly like this in FL. Also happened in the 1920's here if you're familiar with FL history. This state has been defined by land boom/busts.

[Anonymous No.30373567]

>>30352000
All into altcoins baybeee

[Anonymous No.30373692]

>>30373418

Prices have exceeded 2008 levels around here. I want to say the burst is gonna happen soon but i dont see it as a demand thing..its just inflation. Niggers just add 7k a week to the price because they can because some bank is gonna finance it

[Anonymous No.30373863]

>>30373692
I've been watching Volusia county and while prices are inflated less of the 'buy a foreclosure, put in laminate and home depot furnishing and sell for 3x seem to be moving' and I have to imagine those guys are getting pretty fucking nervous with no evictions and mortgage forebearance.

I'm going to wait a few years but I see some good deals on orange groves. You can get 200 acres of Indian River citrus for 1.8 Mil that kicks off $500k net and goes up with inflation. For me that's much more compelling than a house beachside.

Where are you looking?

[Anonymous No.30373927]

honestly don't even know if this is bullish anymore

[Anonymous No.30374021]

>>30373863

Not indian river.

More like ridge manor and sumter.

[Anonymous No.30374254]

>>30352555
Its fking happening right in front of your eyes

[Anonymous No.30374304]

>>30374021
>ridge manor
Holy shit I never thought it would be that expensive there. Have you ever seen skunk ape? I heard there's a lot of activity in green swamp.

There is house for sale right on the boil at Chasshowitzka springs for sale for like $3.5

[Anonymous No.30374310]

>>30352000
why $1.9 trillion? why not $19 trillion?

[Anonymous No.30374497]

>>30374310
because they can’t hide sending 18 trillion to foreign aid aka the kikes so they’re doing it it slow bursts

[Anonymous No.30374507]

>>30364713
>the girl down the street likes Pepsi instead of Coca Cola
Considering Coca Cola is an enemy to the white race, I would view that girl with based goggles and invite her to church with me.

[Anonymous No.30374510]

>>30364726
Fuck this image hurts.

[Anonymous No.30374653]

>>30367389
An active stock trader of modest skill can pull 2% a day consistently on stocks alone.

[Anonymous No.30374692]

>>30374304

Yeah im looking chasz also...there actually a house on stilts for like 300k and you can only get to it on a boat. But hurricanes kind of keep me.

Like i said it may just be a big ass mobile home in hill country woth rover in back

[Anonymous No.30374934]

>>30374304

Yeah im looking chasz also...there actually a house on stilts for like 300k and you can only get to it on a boat. But hurricanes kind of keep me.

Like i said it may just be a big ass mobile home in hill country woth rover in back

[Anonymous No.30375140]

>>30352000
Guys remember
SELL HIGH
BUY LOW

[Anonymous No.30375219]

>>30372980
cant wait

[Anonymous No.30375347]

>>30352000
>Save for years
>only get 15k as a half neet
>get punished by inflation
I need to signup to a crypto exchange before I lose what little I have.

[Anonymous No.30375470]

Someone explain to me why isn't inflation going to the fucking moon.

[Anonymous No.30375478]

NIGGAS STIMMY UH BLICKY GOT THE CHECKIE

[Anonymous No.30375507]

>>30370698
What’s wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.30375525]

Op did you know anyone can white label a dvpn using sentinel SDK? You should, your IP leak is all over the place.

[Anonymous No.30375631]

I want my Bidenbux NOW!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.30375653]

>>30354969

How can it be priced in? Like where are the 2 trillion coming from that you used to preemptively pump the entire market? It’s impossible. That’s too much money to be priced in.

[Anonymous No.30375659]

>>30375507
>goes up in price
>everyone wants to borrow money from you
>goes down in price
>everyone shits on you for it even if you're still up 20x

[Anonymous No.30375746]

>>30352000
/biz/ doesn't know it, but this is the next launch. Free normie money incoming!

[Anonymous No.30375817]

>>30352000
>>$1400 per child

Incels BTFO

[Anonymous No.30375831]

>>30358076
I am jealous of my coworkers that got furlowed. With unemployment + covid bux bonus unemployment they have been able to do whatever they want for 4 months now, and it looks like that will continue for another 2 or 3 at least. All on about 80% of their normal salary. Why the fuck did the bosses have to pick me to stay and wage away during this shit. Now instead I am doing the work of 3 people.

[Anonymous No.30375932]

>>30375831
sorry anon you got cucked

[Anonymous No.30376004]

>>30375831
Tell them you have COVID retard. Most states let you get UE for it.

[Anonymous No.30376015]

BUY BUY BUY

THE STIMMIES ARE COMING

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.30376016]

>>30352000
Imagine thinking these stimulus checks are going anywhere but Tesla and GameStop. Buttcorns are delusional

[Anonymous No.30376038]

HOLY SHIT THE STIMMY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!

[Anonymous No.30376041]

>>30375219
global warming is not even real

[Anonymous No.30376048]

My god I’ve never seen so many bear faggots in my life. The nasdaq went down like 10% and you faggots believe it’s the end of the world. Get real cunts, markets are going up.

[Anonymous No.30376052]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.30376110]

>>30376041
Global warming might not be real, but these digits are

[Anonymous No.30376164]

>>30352443
Silver is all sold out

[Anonymous No.30376229]

Why do we even need these stimulus bills? Just reopen the fucking economy and everything goes back to normal.

[Anonymous No.30376271]

>>30376229

Lol their voters don’t have real jobs

[Anonymous No.30376305]

>>30374653
>invest 1 dollar
>2 years later at 2% a day
>$2 million
Can you find me a trader that can do this?

[Anonymous No.30376364]

>>30376305
Any trader with modest skill can do that

[Anonymous No.30376392]

>>30376305
Even the top hedgefunds can't even get over 4% a year. No one is doing 2% a month consistently actively trading

[Anonymous No.30376456]

>>30376048
Interest rates are going up. The market will fall until the Fed pushes them back

[Anonymous No.30376473]

>>30376229
>Just reopen the fucking economy and everything goes back to normal.
do all the restaurants and small businesses that closed magically reopen?

[Anonymous No.30376586]

>get stimmy check
>have to declare it as income and pay taxes on it in a year

[Anonymous No.30376610]

>>30376456

No I think the correlation breaks down. 10 yr can go up to 3-4 before it’s really threatening. Market was spooked by the velocity of the move. Nobody is really scared of 1.5%. They can move up as long as it’s not very rapid and you aren’t going have panic selling.

[Anonymous No.30376678]

>>30376473
Maybe that's who the first stimulus should have went to and not giving corporations rim jobs and letting niggers and normies coomsoom

[Anonymous No.30376736]

>>30376610
everybody knows if rates go up its hard to borow money. Houses and Cars go unsold.

This is bearish...You can print all the money you want..if rates keep climbing forget it

[Anonymous No.30376764]

>>30376048
>bond yield goes up because of inflation expectations
>seems like rise in interest rate is inevitable
>hurr durr lets give people more money so they can dump it back to the market
>even more people expect inflation now and bond yield goes even higher

[Anonymous No.30376784]

>>30376736

TINA

Stocks go up

[Anonymous No.30376826]

>>30352443
based merchant anon

[Anonymous No.30376894]

>>30363459
Im jealous all my friends work at bars and restaurants so they all got to live the neet life for a while while i had to wage away through the whole meme. Oh well at least work just gave everyone a $2.50 raise for the whole ordeal and i lucked out by having a kid born late last year so i get all those extra stimulus checks and now a monthly child tax credit check

[Anonymous No.30376921]

>>30376764

>muh bond yield

I bet it goes to 2 percent over the coming months and stocks go up too.

[Anonymous No.30376925]

>>30376678
i agree but no amount of stimulus will fix it

[Anonymous No.30377012]

>>30360109
Buy silver, it’ll make you happy

[Anonymous No.30377046]

>>30376921
The market shat itself this week because of the rising yield rate. What do you think will happen if it rises even more because of a worse inflation expectation?

[Anonymous No.30377057]

>>30352663
I’m morally obligated to only own EV stocks and crypto. Everything else is boomer propaganda

[Anonymous No.30377087]

>>30361229
Beta and def ngmi

[Anonymous No.30377099]

>>30365759
Depends 81k could easily be 100% tax free if you're married living of long term holds and 1k of gifts

[Anonymous No.30377114]

>>30352221
Its in the missile they sent to Syria

Back to work wagie

[Anonymous No.30377163]

>>30352396
Probably speaking to the wrong crowd. Everyone in here will feel zero inflation because we will be sitting on the only assets holding value while everyone’s fiat is worth half of what it was a year ago.

[Anonymous No.30377174]

hehehe I purchased cheap oil stocks pre-emptively last week after the crash bottom'd in anticipation boomer robinhood oil stock pump for next 2 months

[Anonymous No.30377180]

>>30352527
An (R) Senator was absent due to family funeral.

[Anonymous No.30377189]

>>30377046

The market will shrug it off.

The move was the fastest move up in the history of the 10 year. That’s why the market shat itself. If it continues moving up in a more orderly fashion I don’t think it causes much fear at all.

[Anonymous No.30377195]

>>30376921

>>>muh its different this time

That just doesn't happen.. Most of the market operates on margin..margin which dries up as rates increase

[Anonymous No.30377209]

>>30372359
I am living w parents working part time going to school, I will get the stimmy and put into coins

[Anonymous No.30377216]

>>30352446
GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING!

[Anonymous No.30377278]

>>30377189
>If it continues moving up in a more orderly fashion I don’t think it causes much fear at all.
But it wont move up in a more ordinary fashion if people expect even worse inflation because of the stimi checks.

[Anonymous No.30377384]

>>30363459
Imagine if the government could function online 24/7 so we don't have to rely on withered boomers spending weeks doing one thing.

[Anonymous No.30377389]

>>30374653
>how to spot a newbie who gets his info from black people on youtube and tiktok

[Anonymous No.30377424]

>>30366079
Because giving the government a tax free loan is retarded. A lot can happen in a year. Enhanced unemployment started about a year ago. Btc was sub 4k a year ago. That hypothetical $600 could be worth over 6 grand simply by waiting to pay your taxes and not being a brainlet and paying early

[Anonymous No.30377478]

Guys, what is going to on Monday? What will the bond yields look like once this next stimmy hits?

[Anonymous No.30377482]

>>30377012
everywhere it's sold out though

[Anonymous No.30377511]

>>30360541
You ever been examined by the irs. They didn’t like how I was paying my medical bills. Thought I owed them an extra $10,000 in taxes over 4 years. I have all of my records and proved that I was fine. Still hit with about $4,500 in fines and cpa fees. And that was a straight forward case.

[Anonymous No.30377555]

>>30368734

>hyperinflation

Lmao so dramatic

[Anonymous No.30377591]

>>30366079
They actually count that as $2600 total when doing their accounting

[Anonymous No.30377645]

>imagine selling stocks for cash because you are worried about inflation

Lol

[Anonymous No.30377653]

>>30376048
my ark etfs are down 25% tho

[Anonymous No.30377663]

Invest in oil

[Anonymous No.30377664]

>>30360109
Do you share a room with your grandma?

[Anonymous No.30377697]

>>30377511
You either had a worse case than you thought or a shitty cpa. My CPA is super aggressive and I got audited because the IRS made a mistake and the CPA actually told the woman to "stop being stupid and get your shit together before you call me back"

[Anonymous No.30377727]

>>30371782
Actually you're getting 12,400 plus 600 more for every kid under 6 and up to 8000 back for child care due to expanded child tax credit

[Anonymous No.30377767]

>>30377653
Your meme stock is still up like 150% since the beginning of last year. Boomers will rub the 25% in your face, but you've made a decade of their gains in one year because of a retarded feminist picking investing in reddit stocks.

[Anonymous No.30377770]

>>30355851
lurk more

[Anonymous No.30377777]

>>30377653

That’s a great buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.30377854]

>>30352443
me too, this whole stimmy will go in 2 tubes of phillies

[Anonymous No.30377855]

>>30377777
Checked. Cathie has been chosen by God

[Anonymous No.30377864]

>>30363459
I get like $10k per month, but it’s as a wagie in a cagie :(

My work barely even acknowledged the pandemic. For timely I have a 20x20 office and can just shut my door and either do my job or day trade.

[Anonymous No.30377867]

>>30377777
nice digits mate

[Anonymous No.30377917]

>>30377777
Are you Dwyer or Wood?

[Anonymous No.30377921]

>>30362800
Thaaats not how that works.

[Anonymous No.30377935]

>>30377777

quints don’t lie ARK funds confirmed recovering this week

[Anonymous No.30377948]

>>30359182
Silver is going to a lot more than 2x over the next 14 years.
But how much of that will be inflation IDK.

[Anonymous No.30377963]

>>30377777
checked

[Anonymous No.30377979]

>>30377057
If you bought puts on an inverse oil fund would that be a way around your morals? Just trying to help you make money

[Anonymous No.30378004]

>>30364420
You're not wrong, but most normies will still spend this check on frivolous things instead of paying bills

[Anonymous No.30378035]

>>30377777
Witnessed quints of milf gains

[Anonymous No.30378058]

>>30377855
In Powell you trust

[Anonymous No.30378066]

>>30377645
YOu sell stocks for cash to get real world shit you idiot. Every fucking hyperinflation in history is preceded by an epic stock market crash where people realize whats happening and rush out to buy actual asset.

Its not all just holding on infinitely to lol paper gains and doing nothing with them. .

You sound very poor and bitter. You are in for a very big suprise ala 2008

[Anonymous No.30378147]

>>30378066
Hence the reason home prices are going way up right now and will keep doing so

[Anonymous No.30378160]

Just went all in on APPL calls. That's where normies will put their checks.

[Anonymous No.30378161]

>>30378004
They cant pay bills! Theirs a koof goin round.
Das raycis to expect people to pay bills when deirs a koof!

[Anonymous No.30378222]

>>30378066
And the govt bailed them out and the market went right back up again the end.
Unless people get real wage increases the stimulus doesn't increase inflation.

[Anonymous No.30378448]

>>30378222
You dont understand Inflation...the money printed has to come out of the financial system first. The mechanism is always stocks. ALWAYS

If you hold infinitly you will get burned. 99% of the companies on wallstreet wouldnt survive currency devaulation and you gains will be exactly ZERO no matter what currency is worth

[Anonymous No.30378466]

>>30363741
pretty much guaranteed

[Anonymous No.30378588]

>>30378448
Then a stimulus should reduce the need to sell stocks.
But honestly people who are getting these checks don't own stocks and the people who don't get them don't need to sell to survive.
Unless the elite get fucked and have to sell there's no crash. And we know the elite won't get fucked. The govt won't let that happen.

[Anonymous No.30378598]

>>30372330
Gush? What date and strike?

[Anonymous No.30378692]

>>30378588
the drop in the market for last two weeks was big money being moved into energy sector, sure hope you are long in oil/gas right now...

[Anonymous No.30378908]

>>30373692
The industry secret is wall street and other international investment funds are buying up all the houses on the market which is pushing the price up. Theyre then registering them to a bunch of shell LLC's and having Property Management companies rent out their portfolios. Its all very jewish.
>buy for 200k
>rent for 1k/mo
>house now valued @250k
>rent for 1.25k/mo
>house now valued @300k
>rent for 2k/mo

At the end of the day, they recouped their entire investment within 10 years and still hold an asset that tripled in value over the same time period. The middle class has been gutted. Not sure how this eventually ends when it comes to direction of home prices. I dont want to buy the top (if there ever will be one)

[Anonymous No.30378987]

>>30378222
Production still hasnt recovered and people are receiving free money. This is worsening the inflation.
Also I think the the feds would have stepped in this week if they had the tools to curve the rising yield rate. The fact that the feds let the market panic makes me think that this is an exit signal for the big boys.

[Anonymous No.30379164]

I will be paying off the last of my credit cards.

[Anonymous No.30379393]

>>30373295
~130k more amp tokens or 140 SNX
cant decide, anon

[Anonymous No.30379425]

>>30378987
You have the right suspect motives but the wrong ulterior reasons. The handshake between gov and market makers is much more nuanced. Theyre one in the same at this point. People get caught up on whether the chicken or egg came first. Thats neither here nor there. What matters is theyre working in tandem towards goals that benefit each other. They use each other to obfuscate their liabilities within the publics focus and scrutiny which = us getting tossed and around and fucked each step of the way.

[Anonymous No.30380091]

>>30355362
Why aren't they working remotely?