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[Anonymous No.30320689]

ITT post your net worth and your deepest dirtiest secret.

>750k

>i like to get a sharp knife and cut surgically filet the dead skin on the bottom of my feet - from there i will take the pieces and let them marinate in my mouth, after about an hour of swimming around in my saliva they have the soft and delicious texture that is a joy to cut apart with your teeth. The bottoms have texture, and the skin end is super smooth. They don't really have a taste, but the feeling of cutting them up with your teeth is just delicious.

[Anonymous No.30320916]

>>30320689
Not alone

[Anonymous No.30320957]

>>30320916
fucking based

[Anonymous No.30321770]

I used to have this massive wart on my foot. It would form a thick, bubbly callous over it. I would get a knife and cut it off. It would be the size of a quarter and really thick. Then I'd eat it. One time I started getting warts all over my hands and face. But then after a week they all died and fell off, including the one on my foot. Now there is just a slightly scared remnant where it used to be on my foot. It make a good callous from time to time but not as good as before.

[Anonymous No.30321858]

>>30321770
It's just recycling, anon. I salute you.

[Anonymous No.30321860]

>>30320689
>>30320916
>>30320957
>>30321770
samefag

[Anonymous No.30321916]

>>30321860
No, actually.

[Anonymous No.30321981]

>>30320689
first of all, why do you have dead skin on your feet?
where's your hygiene?

second - what the fuck

[Anonymous No.30321982]

I will mess with the skin on my heel until a small bubble forms and then spend weeks mindlessly picking layers deep until it bleeds and I can't walk on it. Please I want this to stop but the small moments of picking a big chunk of thick calloused skin off and letting it harden is my only pleasure in life

[Anonymous No.30322057]

>>30321981

are you supposed to clean your feet or something to get rid of the dead skin? do most people do that?

[Anonymous No.30322078]

>>30320689
I mean I sometimes eat the dead skin around my fingernails but wtf is this anon

[Anonymous No.30322130]

>>30320689
I also self mutilate my heels and eat the skin. Although that dead flesh you are talking about is a foot fungus and you need to use tea tree oil on your feet and washing cycles

[Anonymous No.30322289]

>>30321770
I hate to admit it anon but I did the same. I chewed my wart cut-out, but admittedly at the time I didn't know what it was. Then I started cutting and freezing the wart and it did fine eventually. One of my biggest surprises is that my plantar never actually spread to my hands/face/throat, especially considering how much time I spent chewing the slices of that bastard. What the fuck kind of thread is this? Why am I posting here?

[Anonymous No.30322603]

You people need stimulation.

>>30322057
Some people do, it depends. It's something you should be doing on occasion because skin obviously builds up and can enter bad condition. If you're here in this thread you're probably not doing a lot of hygiene stuff that you should do

[Anonymous No.30322656]

>>30320689
>10k
>i like to get a sharp knife and cut surgically filet the dead skin on the bottom of my feet - from there i will take the pieces and let them marinate in my mouth, after about an hour of swimming around in my saliva they have the soft and delicious texture that is a joy to cut apart with your teeth. The bottoms have texture, and the skin end is super smooth. They don't really have a taste, but the feeling of cutting them up with your teeth is just delicious.
>did this yesterday shit is cash

[Anonymous No.30322666]

>>30322603
I'm so a self-mutilator btw. I don't have an oral fixation but I will compulsively damage my skin

[Anonymous No.30322683]

>>30320689
Hi RMS, when will GNU Hurd be finished?

[Anonymous No.30322688]

>>30321770
Ask me know I know you stack Rubic

[Anonymous No.30322701]

>1k

>I just do gay shit without anyone knowing

[Anonymous No.30322778]

>tfw when the most uterly retarded degenerate shit is pretty common among this group

[Anonymous No.30322802]

>>30322603
>are you supposed to clean your feet or something to get rid of the dead skin? do most people do that?
i dont know what u do i dont talk to humans
my limbs are clean.

[Anonymous No.30322951]

>$100
I sometimes go several days without showering and I eat the stuff that accumulates around my vagina

[Anonymous No.30323004]

I will now do my trimestrial masturbation session to the finest mare porn

[Anonymous No.30323054]

>>30322951
If i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.

[Anonymous No.30323061]

>>30321982
I do this shit too. I have the bubbles but I don't fuck with them. I just constantly scrape skin off my feet. What the fuck is it with us. I don't eat it though

[Anonymous No.30323172]

>>30320689
I am legit stifling the urge to gag you disgusting fucking creature

[Anonymous No.30323236]

>>30323004

[Anonymous No.30323274]

>>30320689
>$300k
>like to sniff girls buttholes

[Anonymous No.30323370]

>$50k
>I sometimes jack off my (erect) penis while thinking about (naked) ladies

[Anonymous No.30323409]

I have a panty paraphilia. I bought a girl's g string online earlier this week and anxiously await its arrival.

[Anonymous No.30323438]

>>30323370
And that's (based)

[Anonymous No.30323439]

>>30323409
Based. How do they smell?

[Anonymous No.30323522]

>>30320689
200 dollars
I fap to traps

[Anonymous No.30324303]

50k Net Worth

I had a cyst that I originally thought was a stubborn recurring pimple on the lower left part of my abdomen that I dug around for in the hole with surgical tweezers to find the sack. I dug around about a half inch deep under the skin which was a very painful and strange sensation. Once I found it I ripped it out with one good strong pull at the base and blood erupted from my abdomen. I was so scared that the bleeding would be bad that I laid on my back and didnt touch the wound for around 6 hours and it scabbed over. Once that was done I observed the sack that I removed and it was about 1cm in length and a third of a centimeter in width and about 4mm in thickness and looked similiar to a smaller flatter version of the tentacle from the movie The Mist with no spines on it. For some reason I was struck by the strange thought to put it into my mouth it was very hard to chew on yet the outer flesh had some play to it, I eventually spat it out and later showed it to my gf at the time a nursing student. She was surprised that I could perform self surgery well enough to remove the sack whole. I wanted to save it in a jar but my gf threw it in the trash. I must have done a good job because it has been over 5 years and the cyst hasn't came back.

[Anonymous No.30324359]

>>30324303
pic somewhat related

[Anonymous No.30324443]

>>30320689
FUCK OP I thought I was alone on this. For me it happens on very rare occasions but years back it was so bad I'd essentially peel off most the bottom of my foot

[Anonymous No.30324517]

I hate this thread and I hate you.

[Anonymous No.30325051]

>>30320689
>>30320916
>>30320957
>>30321982
>>30324443
I've got a treat for you guys:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVih_5OIBMUP_COEAI4Mu-w

[Anonymous No.30325141]

>>30323054
based

[Anonymous No.30325171]

>>30320689
I am no surgeon but I bite mine off and chew em

[Anonymous No.30325211]

>>30320916
>>30320689
This. Not alone at all, OP.
You have friends here.

[Anonymous No.30325250]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.30325259]

>>30320689
I am massively turned on by the idea of women pissing even though I know it's degenerate. Even my wife doesn't know.

[Anonymous No.30325293]

Don't do the feet thing but when I get really anxious I bite the skin surrounding my finger nail beds. Hurts like a motherfucker when I catch an edge and tear it off. Really hate the habit but damn OCD gunna OCD

[Anonymous No.30325310]

>>30323409
Do they smell good, anon?

[Anonymous No.30325328]

>>30320689
1.1mm

I wipe feces on inside door handle on the stalls in public bathrooms when the mood strikes me. That way, someone has to touch my shit to exit the stall

[Anonymous No.30325368]

>>30320689
what's this foot condition called? I have it on one of my feet

[Anonymous No.30325374]

>>30320689

I like cutting them off and chewing a couple too lol. Haven't tried the whole marinating process though.

[Anonymous No.30325456]

>>30325368
Wagie feet

[Anonymous No.30325457]

$935k
I sometimes rub the hemorrhoid in my anus when I am in bed. But only if I didn't take a shit that day. I'm not a sicko.

[Anonymous No.30325471]

>>30325456
I'm not a wagie tho

[Anonymous No.30325563]

>>30325368
dry skin. moisturize your feet

[Anonymous No.30325570]

>>30320689
>10k
>i masturbate to a female friend's profile photo while chatting with her
Also i was eating when i entered this thread, fuck you OP

[Anonymous No.30325597]

You people are sick. I too have cut off large callouses but I haven’t eaten the damn thing. Just a nibble to experience that strange hard but delicate bite. Just enough pressure and it gives way like a carrot. A sort of crisp flesh. But I wouldn’t eat my fucking heels you weird fucks. Ew

[Anonymous No.30325782]

>>30323054
Uhm sweaty, it's 2021 men can have vaginas too.

[Anonymous No.30325795]

Quality thread right here now

[Anonymous No.30325839]

>60k

And I’m seriously attracte to fat, old, and drug addicted women.

[Anonymous No.30325930]

>>30320689
>$3 million
>i play blazblue in 2021

[Anonymous No.30325963]

>>30323274

[Anonymous No.30325972]

Thanks guys, I really feel like I learned something about business and finance today

[Anonymous No.30325987]

>>30325293
Yeah same. I usually find they heal nicely on vacations when I'm stress free but once im back I just do it without thinking. Horrible habit

[Anonymous No.30326038]

>>30325457
>He doesn't take at least 1 shit a day
Hey get a load of this retard

[Anonymous No.30326076]

You WILL eat the foot choppings

[Anonymous No.30326093]

>>30326038
Not everybody needs to shit once a day retard

[Anonymous No.30326133]

>>30326093
... eat some fiber dude

[Anonymous No.30326188]

Christ this thread

[Anonymous No.30326209]

>>30320689
This is, no lie, the most disgusting mentally deranged juvenile shit I’ve ever read. It’s worse than coprophilia, animal sex, paedophilia.

You’re actually foul and have no other attributes as a human. You have nothing worth mentioning. You should not be around other people. You should not be posting on the internet. You should be treated by a psychiatrist in a secure environment.