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ELON MUSK IS FUCKING DEAD
ELON MUSK IS FUCKING DEAD
SELL NOW SELL NOW SELL NOW
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

>> No.30287727

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.30287733

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>> No.30287739

SELLING RIGHT NOW FUCK

>> No.30287742

it’s the fucking jews goddamn it

>> No.30287761

HOLY SHIT

>> No.30287762

Wait whut

>> No.30287765

that lithium battery got the best of him

>> No.30287790
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30287800

is this bullish for doge?

Seriously though, this is a bad gag right?

>> No.30287846
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leaked footage from his factory, he died in a lithium battery explosion.

>> No.30287866

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW

>> No.30287899
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IT'S FUCKING OVER LADS

>> No.30287911

AHHHHHHHHH ITS REAL

DON'T GOOGLE IT

>> No.30287922

>>30287665
What? SOURCE?

>> No.30287925

>>30287665
Holy shit ((())) got him

this will be very bad for the economy

>> No.30287936

>>30287665
Post any kind of proof you fucks
TSLA would not be at a measly -10% if this was true

>> No.30288072

>>30287936
>>>/pol/310789373
holy fuck its actually a coverup

>> No.30288086

His wikipedia has already changed too, wow it's real.

>> No.30288249

RIP

>> No.30288281
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>>30287665
>MFW it's real
Teslacucks BTFO

>> No.30288477
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30288477

sell

>> No.30289448
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HOLY SHIT ITS TRENDING

>> No.30289622

>>30287665
you retards never cease to deliver. And i am supposed to believe you?

>> No.30289678

it’s fucking real holy shit

>> No.30289723

>>30289622
yes

>> No.30289774

THEY KILLED HIM TO COVER THE TRUTH.

BTC BLOCKSTREAM KILLED HIM

https://cryptocassandra.medium.com/why-i-think-tesla-didnt-buy-btc-at-all-psyop-378490ce854d

>> No.30289785

>>30287936
wrong, elon death would be the best thing for TSLA share price since elon musk

>> No.30289790
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HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU GUYS ARE JOKING

IT'S OVER

>> No.30289792

>>30287665
really don't know why he is 4chins hero when he part of the globohomo transhumanism experiment to makes us all destroy our bodies. His literal goal was to put chips in your fucking brain.

>> No.30289828
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>>30289723
real my ass. Elon is a god. Nothing can happen to him

>> No.30289848

NOT MY FREKKIN MUSKERINNO

>> No.30289877
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>> No.30289892

>>30289792
Yeha Elon is a fag good riddance

>> No.30289922

HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE

>> No.30290243

OHNONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.30291017

WTF A CASKET ON A FALCON 9 HEAVY HEAVY PRIME JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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>> No.30291210

WTF GUYS IS THIS TRUE? SELLING NOW

>> No.30291229
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>>30287936
His body was completely incinerated by a lithium explosion.

>> No.30291232

>>30289828
wagie

>> No.30291274
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literal discord tranny fud thread never thought i'd see so much effort put into 4chan propaganda

>> No.30291429

>>30287665
Fuck they actually got him

>> No.30291952

WTF AN INSPECT ELEMENT JUST FLEW OVER MY BROWSER
>>30289448

>> No.30291984

>>30287665
Poor X-13/5 or whatever the fuck it's name was

>> No.30292461
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>> No.30292679

>>30287665
NNNNNOOOOOO NOT ELON AAAHHHHHH
NOOOOOO
WHYYYYYYYY
ELLLOOONNNNN

>> No.30292728

fuck you faggots I almost believed you for one second

>> No.30292790

>>30287665
(((assassinated)))

>> No.30292825

>>30287665
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A CASKET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.30292862

>>30287665
Insanely bullish, I hope he rots in hell.

>> No.30292949
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OP is trolling guys, check my ID, hes just kidding

>> No.30293199

Sell Lithium! Buy Lead! Buy Acid!

>> No.30293306

>>30293199
>buy acid
based

>> No.30293399
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>>30292949
Fuck
Checked just kidding ID

>> No.30293464
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30293464

My name is Elon, and I hate every single one of you.

>> No.30293702

Sauce: https://futurism.com/the-byte/trolls-rumor-elon-musk-dead

>> No.30293817

it is your chance buy some avax and waves, then just hodl for a few days, you'r welcome

>> No.30294098

my uncle works at Tesla and he said this is true

>> No.30294166

>>30293464
Who's the doggo he's with here?

>> No.30294297

>>30293399
kek

>> No.30294308

>>30291274
You would think with it trending on twitter that there would be a PR statement released. Instead, on CNBC they talk about how the market revolves around the Tesla stock because of the options trading market on it.

I don't know what to believe but until there's a statement made one way or another, I'd reserve some concern. Doesn't twitter have a fact checking algo now? why isn't that being used for this?

>> No.30294411

>>30287846

>3 days after elon was incinerated by a lithium battery explosion
>no remains were found at the scene
>murmurs of a glowing silhouette of a man seen near Reno, NV
>1 week after elon's death, increasing sightings of the glowing man. He appears to be gaining strength
>Massive explosions at oil refineries across the U.S. foul play is suspected

>> No.30294598

Oldfags remember? /biz/ wikipedia admin even wrote it on Vitaliks bio

https://qz.com/1014559/vitalik-buterin-dead-a-hoax-on-4chan-crashed-ethereums-price/

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>>30292949
>>30293399
Hello Dubsia? Reservation for 2

>> No.30295066

>>30287790
Selling this as a nft?

>> No.30295418
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>>30287665
Deboooooooooooooonked
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-death-hoax/

>> No.30295552

>>30295418
>fact checkers deny
confirmed dead

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>>30295418
nice ip grabber faggot

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>>30289448
NOT THE WANDAVISION SEASON FINALE!!!

>> No.30296153

LITHIUM BATTERY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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>> No.30296662

>>30291229
RIP elon. You doge us all a favor. His atoms are with the universe now.

>> No.30296714

>>30292728
He's dead bro look it up!!!!

>> No.30296768

>>30292949
>jk
What the FUCK?!

>> No.30296824

>>30293702
Kek

>> No.30296942

>>30293464
wow those ears. I bet she can flap those babies like she is dumbo and take Elon to the moon.

>> No.30297050

BROS I CANNOT BELIEVE ELON MUSK GOT BLOWN UP WHEN HIS ROCKET CRASHED INTO HIS GIANT HOUSE

SELL NOW SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAHH

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>>30287665
lmao, there are a gorillion journalists and cameras down there you fucking dumbfuck. If he was killed the entire world would know about it and have it on video.

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30297700

Ebic trole but he's not dead you dummies
https://futurism.com/the-byte/trolls-rumor-elon-musk-dead

>> No.30297981

>>30297700
Please don't link fake news.

>> No.30298059

>>30287665
FAKE SNOOZE

>> No.30298076

lol@fags trying to push tsla lower so they can buy in. It wont work. Save yourself some time and just buy in now.

>> No.30298081
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>googled it
>pic related
Uh, guys?

>> No.30298496

>>30294098
My uncle is a muslim, he also said musk is kill

>> No.30298680

>>30294166
some pop sci-fi singer

>> No.30298682

>>30287665
Nooooooo

>> No.30298729

>>30287665
who?

>> No.30298758

>>30287665
He's not dead you fucking spastic. Twitter is not a reputable news source.

>> No.30298787

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-death-hoax/

>> No.30298832

I have insider information that Elon Musk was assassinated by Jew Martian spies here on Earth

I am one of them

>> No.30300532

>>30298787
Government coverup

>> No.30300615

>>30291952
it isnt inspect element dumbass its just twitter memeing

>> No.30300614

>>30292949
HOIW THW FUCK DID YOU DO THIS

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>>30300532
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-death-hoax/
Niggers

>> No.30301169

>>30300912
>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-death-hoax/

You know what would be fucking cool, if maybe they made a fucking public statement regarding any comment on this. WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING CITED SOURCE TO CLAIM THIS. I'm sick and fucking tired of the petulance of our fucking generation to accept anything at fucking face value. This is fucking pathetic, what the fuck is snopes and why should I give a ever living fuck about them? Do they have a quoted statement to provide? Where is that statement? Audio or written? If people can't fucking take the time to do the BARE FUCKING MINIMUM to provide proof under a circumstance that could be as drastic as this, they are doomed in this existence that is nature. This generation of humans is fucking pathetic and are trapped in their safe-space that is their attention span.

>> No.30301236

>>30300912
NOOOOOO he fact checked us nooooooooo

>> No.30301258

>>30300912
Stfu schizo, it was my Jew Martian spy comrades that did it and your mom is next, tell her we're going to probe her ass

>> No.30301378

>>30301169
in 100% of all cases, it has been found that snopes was wrong. As it is unlikely to intentionally produce a "fact checking" website that is always wrong, we are lead to believe that snopes is not just satire, rather it is satire which employs occult methods to determine what is correct, then says the opposite.

>> No.30301514

>>30301378
Underrated

>> No.30301571

>>30301378
I just reviewed this site, I went to school for journalism, THIS IS A FUCKING BLOG. There is nothing of substance. If thousands, millions, possibly billions take this at fact, people are just drones.

When you went to school, and wrote a paper, and needed to provide information regarding your claims, you would have a works cited at the end of your piece. There's nothing here that's different than what I'm doing right now.

"Hey guys, don't worry about your options, Elon's not dead. Those things you're seeing, yeah it's not real." Source - Me

>> No.30301889

>>30300912
(we know)

>> No.30302276

>>30301571
exactly bro it is true, he was killed by us Jew Martian spies