/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.30282866]

Timing the market edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/why-commodity-prices-move-up-and-down-809315

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Rena
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>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>30281271

[Anonymous No.30282958]

>he didn't buy suncor

[Anonymous No.30282970]

xiaomi bros...

[Anonymous No.30282995]

I hate blacks
I hate spics
I hate jews
I hate chinks
I hate arabs
I hate mongoloids
i hate lesbians
but i love Oil stocks

[Anonymous No.30283009]

[Anonymous No.30283032]

I need to see some GREEN

[Red No.30283033]

would you buy Tesla rn?

[Anonymous No.30283038]

Any SPCE bagholders? Your boy Chamath dumped 200mil yesterday.

[Anonymous No.30283046]

>down 7%
>feel like I'm down 50%

[Anonymous No.30283061]

>>30283009
Damn V never ever dipping is pissing me off

[Anonymous No.30283066]

All is well
https://www.barchart.com/story/news/1259896/strong-us-jobs-report-sends-stocks-higher-on-wall-street

[Anonymous No.30283068]

Don't forget to stay hydrated

[Anonymous No.30283072]

BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.30283079]

>>30283046
Zoom out, you might actually be down 50%

[Anonymous No.30283080]

GOD BLESS JOHNNY CASH

[Anonymous No.30283083]

>>30283033
hell no

[Anonymous No.30283094]

Good afternoon CRBPals

[Anonymous No.30283097]

START OPERATION TWIST RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.30283109]

My clean energy ETF is fucking blowing up. I'm in it for the LONG though, so fuck you.

[Anonymous No.30283113]

>PLTRannies were saying I would have to eat my words today
>muh AWS!!!
feel like apologizing yet?

[Anonymous No.30283121]

Where me berries? Me told berry number go up, but berry number go down!

[Anonymous No.30283123]

Why won't GTE fucking DUMP

[Anonymous No.30283126]

>NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009
NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009
>NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009
NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009
>NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009
NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009
>NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009
NASDAQ on track for its worst month since 2009

[Anonymous No.30283138]

>>30282958
Good job everyone for not taking the furry bear/bull porn poster bait. He's been posting to every board.
Also, ACEV is looking good to invest

[Anonymous No.30283141]

>>30283009

Still too high for my comfort

[Anonymous No.30283147]

>>30283068

[Anonymous No.30283150]

BUY TESLA ITS GOING TO $4000 EOY

[Anonymous No.30283154]

>tfw can't decide to buy now or hope for it to dip more
help me lads

[Anonymous No.30283168]

Everything's on sale except for Coca Cola, goddamit

[Anonymous No.30283169]

why is arkk buying so much workhorse LMAO. I understand wanting EV but why would they choose to pump wkhs with everything they have?

[Anonymous No.30283171]

>>30283046
it gets better over time. experienced traders dont feel much up or down.

[Anonymous No.30283176]

can we get JPOW back on to just crash this fucking thing already

[Anonymous No.30283178]

Are we gonna have a pump today oilbros or is the meme over

[Anonymous No.30283211]

Reminder if the market crabs today then it's going to explode higher Monday

[Anonymous No.30283217]

Textbook candles right now. Scalpers dream!

[Anonymous No.30283219]

>all dip
>no money
The one time I wanted more shares

[Anonymous No.30283223]

i have faith in the freedom of the market!
I AM GONNA MAKE IT, HAVE YOU HEARD WALL STREET!??!??! I AM GONNA MAKE IT!

[Anonymous No.30283238]

>>30283154
some now some later

[Anonymous No.30283242]

>>30283061
This, V and RBLX are the only things I'm interested in. One isn't out yet, and one won't dump

[Anonymous No.30283249]

>>30283061
both are 80% of my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.30283255]

QQQ broke 100 day EMA support and reconfirmed today

sold all my tech, see you in a couple of weeks at the bottom

[Anonymous No.30283256]

>>30283169

Enjoy your bags

[Anonymous No.30283264]

>>30283126
thank god we elected George bush

[Anonymous No.30283271]

Me bonked me self today.... just see if me still hurt... me focus on pain...the only thing that real..

[Anonymous No.30283283]

>>30283168
aapl isnt really on sale, but I bought some today just to have an entry. I can bet on a future like pic related of mass consumerism brands at any price.

[Anonymous No.30283286]

Realistically guys, we all knew that this correction had to happen at some point. The market is overheated to the extreme. Like everyone was trying to jostle around ever since March 2020 wondering when the correction was going to happen and now it is.

[Anonymous No.30283298]

>>30283154
build a plan and then relax, execute when your targets are hit

[Anonymous No.30283301]

Please remember your training and never sell anything

[Anonymous No.30283310]

What cheapies you buying today?

[Anonymous No.30283312]

I like how every time the market goes up slightly it causes VIX futures to reset by an unreasonable amount so that if the market dumps down further VIX is still red.

[Anonymous No.30283316]

>>30283178
There never was a meme

[Anonymous No.30283320]

>Textbook candles right now. Scalpers dream!

[Anonymous No.30283326]

NO REFUNDS

[Anonymous No.30283335]

RKT Chads we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.30283337]

“I would kneel down and say, ‘Okay, God, You’re in control. Even if this company fails, I know I’ve done the right thing. This is a walk of faith for me. Your will be done.’” – Catherine Wood

[Anonymous No.30283351]

>>30283255
SMA*

[Anonymous No.30283352]

>>30283178

You didn’t take profits on open? I’m waiting for another pump to take more.

[Anonymous No.30283354]

Someone please kill me. You can have all my bags. They arent worth anything but maybe someday. I cant take it anymore.

[Anonymous No.30283360]

>>30283154
Same situation, but I'm just going to wait for the final hour to buy.

>>30283168
AT&T is also green too, dividend anon must be real comfy right now.

[Anonymous No.30283376]

WHY IS NUMBER GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30283382]

>>30283168
Warren Buffett pls go

[Anonymous No.30283383]

>>30283211
>crabs
It's dumping, dude.

[Anonymous No.30283391]

GME MUST BE FUCKING WITH THE MARKET. It is literally the exact fucking inverse of the NASDAQ the past month.

[Anonymous No.30283392]

Friendly reminder that Israel is an illegitimate nation, and that they are big fans of committing genocide and acts of terrorism.

[Anonymous No.30283397]

WHAT IS BIDEN SERIOUSLY UNIRONICALLY DOING LAST MONTH?

[Anonymous No.30283413]

>>30283335
patience friend RKT scientist stay plottin

[Anonymous No.30283414]

>>30283009
I would but I dont like touching 3 digit stocks

[Anonymous No.30283416]

>>30283320
I guess you aren't making money like I am today....

[Anonymous No.30283419]

>>30283337

[Anonymous No.30283421]

>>30283286
just entering a 12 year bear market like japans lost decade.

[Anonymous No.30283422]

FUCK BIDEN AND FUCK LIBERALS

[Anonymous No.30283427]

Alright I got 300 shares of RIG at 4.00 because of a call that expired today

How fucked am I oilbros

[Anonymous No.30283428]

>>30283397
>WHAT IS BIDEN SERIOUSLY UNIRONICALLY DOING LAST MONTH?
Sniffing kids?

[Anonymous No.30283429]

CATHIE? YOU DON'T LOOK SO HOT GIRL

[Anonymous No.30283431]

>>30283326
She can only get away with stupid shit like this because she's hot.

[Anonymous No.30283438]

>>30283376
HOLD YOU BAKA, GME WILL PUMP UP AFTER HOURS AND NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.30283447]

Imagine not being all in on GME. The absolute state of /smg/

[Anonymous No.30283455]

>>30283109
tfw about 40% of my portfolio is in clean energy, tech and ev

[Anonymous No.30283458]

>>30283312
>retarded anime poster doesn't know what contango is
Color me surprised

[Anonymous No.30283464]

>they still think it's a dip
Just look at yourselves you delusional fags, do you think you could ride the train till you become billionaires? It has to happen and its better if it happens NOW.

[Anonymous No.30283487]

>>30283397
Drinking warm milk and going to be at 7

[Anonymous No.30283489]

>>30283397
Playing Mario Kart, he just took office give him a break, come on man!

[Anonymous No.30283494]

>>30283376
Are you using Wealthsimple to buy American stocks?

[Anonymous No.30283495]

>>30283397
Trying to see if he can suck his own cock

[Anonymous No.30283504]

1800-COME-ON-NOW

>Green monday.

[Anonymous No.30283508]

>>30283397
trust the plan

[Anonymous No.30283511]

>>30283429
Cathie you stupid BITCH

[Anonymous No.30283513]

KTOS you piece of fucking shit stop dropping what in the name of hell is wrong with you you Goddamn joke of a stock at this point even my CTRM and SOXL shares feel better

[Anonymous No.30283520]

>>30283438
Ok I am holding I don't have paper hands it's just this is scary I've never invested before.

[Anonymous No.30283524]

>>30283066
Still dumping because wall street is fucking gay

[Anonymous No.30283527]

>>30283447
I'd buy in, but it would dip after

[Anonymous No.30283530]

>>30283429
cathie going to end up owning wkhs at this rate

[Anonymous No.30283532]

>>30283397
Biden is literally dead.

[Anonymous No.30283538]

>>30283376
>low triple digits account
this anon fucks

[Anonymous No.30283544]

>>30283431
>because she's hot.

[Anonymous No.30283545]

>>30283391
yep some fuckery is going on, most likely is that sell off due to shorts having to cover

[Anonymous No.30283549]

Thinking of buying 100 day BlackBerry calls. What should I do bros?

[Anonymous No.30283556]

Why did futures go really green? Are futures traders retarded? Or was is a coordinated attempt to either pump and then dump the market?

[Anonymous No.30283560]

Gamerock up, everything else all down. Me hate clown cave.

[Anonymous No.30283562]

>>30283431
>because she's hot.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.30283570]

holy crap last few days of buying and selling dip have been crazy X_X

what am this market doing ?_?
am it trying give free money to day trader??? :O....

[Anonymous No.30283576]

>>30283097
DO IT YOU FAGGOT

NO MORE SONG AND DANCE

[Anonymous No.30283580]

WHICH OIL STOCKS SHOULD I BUY U ASSHOLES

[Anonymous No.30283581]

>>30282866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNFSED77-GM
Alternate thread theme

[Anonymous No.30283582]

$SQQQ
S
Q
Q
Q

[Anonymous No.30283586]

Who else double masking at home?

[Anonymous No.30283590]

>>30283397
The uh, the, the, dammit all to hell, ya know the thing.

[Anonymous No.30283591]

>biotechs getting good news down >10%
>random boomer bank stock that just cut it's dividend by 80% is up 13% in 2 weeks
why is my portfolio like this?

[Anonymous No.30283596]

Penny stocks are getting raped hard.

[Anonymous No.30283597]

>>30283494
Is there a better way?

[Anonymous No.30283599]

>nu-/smg/ brainlets are trying to FUD this

Crabs in a fucking bucket

[Anonymous No.30283606]

Is it even worth shorting SPCE or is it as low as its gonna get

[Anonymous No.30283609]

Threadly reminder
https://m.imgur.com/a/o3reXmA

[Anonymous No.30283633]

>>30283169
It's a high risk/high reward gamble. Which is fine if you're just doing it yourself and can really only hurt your own portfolio, but scary when talking about an ETF whose underlying stocks most investors probably aren't even aware of outside of companies like Tesla.

[Anonymous No.30283640]

always felt like I have pretty strong hands but this market is about to shake me out

what the fuck is going on, someone give me some hopium for the love of God

[Anonymous No.30283648]

>>30283556
yes

[Anonymous No.30283649]

I DON'T WANNA RIDE WITH BIDEN NO MORE BROS

[Anonymous No.30283668]

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT, BIDEN DID IT, IT'S FUCKING GOING DOWN.....

BUCKLE UP /SMG/!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-BOjz4f5zU

[Anonymous No.30283674]

>>30283556
>coordinated attempt

[Anonymous No.30283677]

>>30283298
criminally underrated post
bought the march 2020 dip with a similar plan

[Anonymous No.30283684]

TSLA

[Anonymous No.30283693]

>>30283414
you can do it bro

[Anonymous No.30283694]

>>30283580
BP,

[Anonymous No.30283699]

>>30283640
market will go up eventually
if not, then money won't matter anyway

[Anonymous No.30283700]

>>30283570
RKG SAVE US!

[Anonymous No.30283707]

bought the gevo dip at $9.40

Kill me bros I'm ruined. Looks like I'm bagholding to 0

[Anonymous No.30283713]

>>30283668
how would market even behave if he died? its seems like it should go down but in crisis it likes to go up

[Anonymous No.30283715]

>>30283544
What is this from? I keep seeing clips of it.

[Anonymous No.30283728]

>>30283397
Isnt the Biden right now a hologram / deepfake?

[Anonymous No.30283743]

>>30283649
driving with Alzheimer's patients is scary

[Anonymous No.30283744]

>SOXL down ytd

[Anonymous No.30283750]

All cash waiting for the end of this shit
GME redditors getting cocky again
trash timeline

[Anonymous No.30283751]

>>30283570
I thought this kind of pajeets only existed in crypto

[Anonymous No.30283754]

Lmao nasdump dumping. Microsoft rock solid

[Anonymous No.30283758]

>>30283094
Sirs...

[Anonymous No.30283759]

>>30283580
BP and SU

[Anonymous No.30283769]

So... will next week be the same or should I buy now?

[Anonymous No.30283773]

WELCOME TO THE FUCKING CRASH BROS STRAP IN ITS FINNA GET UGLY

FUCK YOU BIDEN

[Anonymous No.30283777]

>>30283458
I know what contango is, you fuck. This crabbing on the SPX is just killing me. Can I not complain about in your no fun zone?

[Anonymous No.30283778]

>>30283599
why ask people, as an anonymous person online, to take part in something with such a fucked risk/reward ratio? I've seen GME dip 2 times now in a violent manner, that shit is worth than btc. Congrats on your gains, but no thanks sir.

[Anonymous No.30283782]

>>30283556
Futures are institutions and VIP traders that can trade 24/7. In a bad economy, they buy EVERY day and the machines auto-sell if they're about to lose money. It's just a symptom of how the system is rigged. Not necessarily against us, but in favor of the VIPs.

[Anonymous No.30283792]

>>30283668
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.30283796]

What are the chances that the NASDAQ takes another 15 years to recover after this is all over?

[Red No.30283800]

All the gay millennial stocks are getting liquidated

[Anonymous No.30283801]

>it's gonna be a green day bro trust me

[Anonymous No.30283808]

>>30282866
TSLA UNDER 570
TSLA UNDER 570

[Anonymous No.30283816]

fuck it. how much GME should i buy?

[Anonymous No.30283824]

Another red day huh

[Anonymous No.30283836]

>>30283754
Yeah. Because unlike the vast majority of companies on the NASDAQ, Microsoft actually makes a good profit.

[Anonymous No.30283846]

>>30283335
Get out, you are getting fucking bogged. Sick of these rocket fags not realizing they got played. TLRY, SDL, PLTR. Stop inhaling copium

[Anonymous No.30283854]

>>30283808
I'll buy it at 100

[Anonymous No.30283856]

I-is it over are oil stocks done or will they pump before end of the day?

[Anonymous No.30283857]

>>30282866
FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

[Anonymous No.30283860]

Well at least I have this going for me

[Anonymous No.30283868]

5 More days until XOM divvies round 1
Dividends can be/are your friend.

[Anonymous No.30283876]

>>30283094
LOL WTF

[Anonymous No.30283888]

>literally every stock was green at open
>could have sold everything and made a bunch
>stupidly thought we'd go even higher
>will most likely end the day in the red despite all the oil and mining stocks
my optimism ruins me

[Anonymous No.30283892]

fuck me day trading is so toxic is this what it's like being a crackhead it's like tunnel vision the world doesn't exist outside of the lines on my screen

[Anonymous No.30283893]

>>30283816
It should be 100% of your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.30283895]

>>30283715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a83IXHrJt0 this is the better answer, rather than the shit commercial it's actually from

[Anonymous No.30283898]

>$26k down
>20% - 50% on most positions
>no end in sight

Why don't we all just go into SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.30283902]

>>30283376
fuck you americans and your no fee trading accounts

[Anonymous No.30283913]

PLTR

[Anonymous No.30283932]

>>30283836
I really want to go deep but it won't fuckingggggg budge

[Anonymous No.30283961]

SQQQ $20 EOD

[Anonymous No.30283962]

>>30283856

Bro we are holding til June just relax and scalp your ETF gains

[Anonymous No.30283966]

How do you secretly implement yield curve control?

[Anonymous No.30283969]

>>30283684
but that guy sold for 12M in profit lol

[Anonymous No.30283972]

>>30283094
>tfw have 2000 crbp at 2,2 and feel like shit
Im sorry dude

[Anonymous No.30283980]

>>30283750
>All cash waiting for the end of this shit
>GME redditors getting cocky again
>trash timeline
Fuck reddit. I thought the squeeze was debunked.

[Anonymous No.30283985]

>>30283782
We must dismantle this system of oppression board by board.

[Anonymous No.30283988]

what if i just buy the top stock shown on yahoo day gainers?

[Anonymous No.30283991]

>>30283597
If you want to trade in the US you should probably use Questrade, they allow you to hold USD in your account so that you don't have to pay conversion fees on every trade

[Anonymous No.30283992]

>>30283778
Honestly I dont care if smg buys or not I've already made 30x my money on it. Im just returning the favor after the incessant GME bearposting that took place here for a month straight

[Anonymous No.30283995]

This is the biggest amount of fuckery I have ever seen in my life, HOW CAN YOU BUY THE DIP WHEN ITS ONE BIG CONSTANT DIP

[ASTROLOGIST !!dMAx/7Da7uM No.30284015]

Daily reminders.

>weekend

Tonight is the LAST QUARTER MOON at 8:30 PM EST. Fictional midpoint is this weekend, with Mars conjunct with Admetos (signals a bottom)

Void of Course Moon is the period of time after the Moon has made its last aspect in one sign until the Moon enters into a new sign. During VOCs it is wise to stick to a routine, if you’re averaging down, average down. If you’re sitting on cash, sit on cash. The last aspect the Moon makes before changing signs is indicative of the “outcome” of the matter. It’s like going through a tunnel where you can’t get a signal. On Saturday March 6th, the VOC Moon’s last aspect before changing signs (a square to Neptune) until it enters into Capricorn that same evening. Moon square Neptune is an aspect of inner tensions. Squares are dynamic aspects that give us drive to succeed and overcome an inner problem. However, squaring Neptune means the aspect is prone to bouts of depressions.

>Monday

Will likely be a green day but only because there are no major astrological events during the market hours, and the last week was tumultuous.

The Moon in Capricorn is conjunct with Pluto in Capricorn at 6:50 PM, which can cause us to feel depressed and search for low level, unrestrained enjoyment. Violent outbursts can occur at this time.

>Wednesday

Moon in Aquarius is conjunct with Jupiter in Aquarius around midnight. Very good sign that means significant financial gains and wealthy feelings all around. Sun in Pisces conjunct with Neptune in Pisces at 5:36 PM, signalling an excellent time to bury old conflicts and create reconciliation - I think this will be the day we are met with strong recovery signals. The moon and mercury are also conjunct in Aquarius later that evening, and this constellation is also good for business and good judgement.

All of this is building up to the following week, as March 13th is the next New Moon, which will likely be the definitive bottom.

[Anonymous No.30284017]

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

[Anonymous No.30284018]

>scalping GME swings all morning
ehehehe....

[Anonymous No.30284021]

What happened REI bros?

[Anonymous No.30284025]

SQQQ 16.5 calls are now ITM

[reluctant kneepad girl No.30284037]

>>30283700
will posting dead anime girl help you o_o?
best advice am probably buy ES_F @ 3730

but sell if 3700 breaks then buy 3600 :<

[Anonymous No.30284049]

>>30283902
I am a Canadian and I had to pay a conversion fee. Idk if this is retarded idk what I'm doing AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Anonymous No.30284046]

>>30283094
Keep holding, the catalyst is not here yet.

Lupus trials: https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03093402

[Anonymous No.30284054]

>>30283860
Covered calls, yeah?

[Anonymous No.30284074]

>>30282995
Based

[Anonymous No.30284086]

CLOSE THE DAMN MARKET BEFORE WE END UP DOWN -10% FOR THE FUCKING DAY

[Anonymous No.30284089]

AAAAAAAAA

Aren't stocks fun?

[Anonymous No.30284095]

>>30284037
Dead anime girls always helps.

[Anonymous No.30284098]

Oh fuck my cats are getting along huge sell signal

[Anonymous No.30284100]

>>30283991
Thank you for letting me know. I will switch to Questrade if I become a higher frequency trader.

[Anonymous No.30284106]

>>30283988
That’s unironically how my mother in law bought GME at $18 she didn’t even know the company name just the ticker.

[Anonymous No.30284109]

I bought soxl yesterday at 28.88 and sold pre market this morning. Rebought at 30.00 and now losing the money I gained yesterday. Based break even gang

[Anonymous No.30284111]

>down almost 30% this week

[Anonymous No.30284114]

>>30284049
just buy vfv dude

[Anonymous No.30284115]

Fucking christ, we get it already can you bears stop being greedy faggots and close out already

[Anonymous No.30284120]

>>30284037

hey RKG, fellow oldfag here, hows it going
have you sucked off any off duty policemen in the saunas lately

[Anonymous No.30284122]

Biden needs to swallow his pride and beg Donald Trump to come back to Twitter. A powerful Donald tweet is the only thing that can save the stock market.

[Anonymous No.30284124]

I bought CRBP
>just 5 days they said
>gunna moon they said
haha guess jokes on me. now its down 20% lmao.

[Anonymous No.30284127]

GEVO

[Anonymous No.30284129]

>check the top losers today
>3 of my stocks are in the top 15

[Anonymous No.30284142]

I'm 100% cash right now

Do I buy today or do I gamble on a bigger dip next week?

[Anonymous No.30284145]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO MAKE IT STOP I'LL BE A GOOD GOY I PROMISE

[Anonymous No.30284147]

>>30283972
I'm 20K in @ 3.10. The only thing I'm worried about today is that I'm late on applying pre-emergent to my lawn.

[Anonymous No.30284154]

QQQ broke support, get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.30284158]

Tesla's really going. No bottom in sight

[Anonymous No.30284161]

>>30284086
TSLA is already there lmao, ARKK soon too

[Anonymous No.30284163]

I just had to buy more oil yesterday didn't I? Couldn't just be content with tremendous vet su wti gains? Yeah sure every energy company on the planet will moon what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.30284162]

>the -3x tesla etf is up 12.5% since us markets opened
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.30284169]

>>30284021

Still up, it follows all other oil stocks with the dips.

[Anonymous No.30284172]

AQB bros, we've stopped falling with the SPX!!! Have we reached the bottom??

[Anonymous No.30284174]

>>30284021
It was going good earlier but idk now.

[Anonymous No.30284196]

Anyone else’s portfolio look as shitty as mine?

[Anonymous No.30284197]

CRASHING THIS STOCK
WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.30284199]

>>30282866
How good does it feel to be a oil chad right now?

[Anonymous No.30284201]

>>30283985
I'm all for regulating the open/close hours and stock-automation. But please, a lot of socialists I know think the entire market should be shutdown. That is a serious mistake. A lot of people DO get filthy rich from poverty using the stock market.

Also remember that you can write up to 3k off your taxes with stock losses as long as you lost more than gained. So the system does help out little guys a bit.

[Anonymous No.30284204]

>>30283094
i bought in at 3.2, down 40+%, never gonna financially recover from this

[Anonymous No.30284209]

>>30284124
You only have yourself to blame when you get pajeet'd

[Anonymous No.30284224]

>dumps
>dumps again
>dumps some more

[Red No.30284225]

[Anonymous No.30284229]

>>30284163
Is oil tanking now?

[Anonymous No.30284230]

>>30284015
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.30284235]

I hope when China sends liberators to free the US from tyranny, that Powell gets the Gadaffi treatment--sodomization with a bayonet.

[Anonymous No.30284237]

IM LOSING EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.30284247]

>>30284122
I was thinking of the good old days in 2016-2018 he'd just tweet at noon and the market would go up 500 points before close. fuck me. the greatest bull run in history really is over.

[Anonymous No.30284249]

>>30284124
The catalyst isn't here yet. Ask yourself why you bought CRBP (lenabasum trial catalysts) and then ask if that is the reason CRBP is down. No? Look how closely CRBP has tracked the market in the past, its just a robust correlate of SPY. But on its own news it will pop.

[Anonymous No.30284261]

>>30284161
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HABBENING

[Anonymous No.30284269]

>>30284021
>dumped half my bags at 2.60 then the rest at 2.80
Well that worked out nicely

[Anonymous No.30284274]

>>30284100
Well Questrade has commission so it's not good for high frequency either, hard life being Canadian

[Anonymous No.30284278]

>>30284054
yessir. Got some juicy premiums at least

[Anonymous No.30284280]

>>30283992
>Butthurt that a stock got bullied
I'm honestly surprised the CLF tranny hasn't necked itself yet.

[Anonymous No.30284281]

>>30284204
3.5 this month, >4 april easily

[Anonymous No.30284284]

So at these times who in the FUCK sells and why?

[Anonymous No.30284285]

>>30283888
I was actually thinking it's a bull trap and still held like an idiot. If I sold all and bought back now I'd save $5k of profits. Sufferin

[Anonymous No.30284283]

>>30284114
I think I would buy at a dip but thank you for letting me know about that.

[Anonymous No.30284290]

PEPSICHADS LETS GOOOOOO
I RISE YOU FALL I RISE YOU FALL

[Anonymous No.30284293]

i've been red so long
all my profits are gone
i just need to see some green
bobo will be the death of me
sittin here starin at lines
wastin time

left my home of /r9k/
to IMPROOOOOOVE
now im on /biz/ wasting my days
and it looks like no profit will come my way oh
sittin here starin at lines
wastin time

look like nothings gonna change
its all gonna stay red again
i cant do what PLTR tranny tells me to do
so i guess ill stay STNE

sittin here resting my bones
and bobo won't leave me alone
2 thousand posts i roam
just to make this board my home
now im sitting wasting my time
sittin here starin at lines
wastin time

[Anonymous No.30284297]

I'm losing everything!

[Anonymous No.30284302]

good morning I'm down 30%

[Red No.30284307]

if you don't buy below the WSJ low price target you shouldn't be in this business

[Anonymous No.30284315]

$SOXS
S
O
X
S

[Anonymous No.30284317]

EEEEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.30284321]

>>30284017
why is it over $10?

[Anonymous No.30284324]

>>30284249
>Ask yourself why you bought CRBP
I want money
>then ask if that is the reason CRBP is down
Yes greed is punished

[Anonymous No.30284335]

MANDATORY POLL -
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[Anonymous No.30284339]

I, for one, welcome our new crab overlords.

[Anonymous No.30284340]

Lmao you fools didn't listen

[Anonymous No.30284343]

>>30283038
Still overvalued by $25.

[Anonymous No.30284358]

>went from feeling invincible to being wiped out in 1 month
never in my wildest dreams had I ever imagined that we could crash this much

[Anonymous No.30284359]

How did we turn so green into so red? Who said what?

[Anonymous No.30284362]

I hate all you motherfuckers so much

[Anonymous No.30284363]

>>30284229

Depends when you bought, I’m up $8k. Was hoping to make $10k but I didn’t take profits from GUSH

[Anonymous No.30284378]

Thanks for the C-CHEAPIES!!!

[Anonymous No.30284376]

>>30284274
FUCK

[Anonymous No.30284381]

>>30284249
Say chink, tell us the one about the ~$2.30 options purchased by management, when do they expire?

[Anonymous No.30284383]

>>30284172
How does $3 sound?

[Red No.30284394]

Where you faggots even around for February and March last year?

[Anonymous No.30284398]

>>30284197
literally everything is crashing (except gme)

[Anonymous No.30284399]

>>30284142
Based on how hard we dumped this week capitulation seems to have set in already, so now might be an opportunity.

[Anonymous No.30284406]

>>30284025
Still holding onto my 15.5 calls since I'm too poor to even consider exercising

[Anonymous No.30284409]

>>30284284
Me, sold all my TSLA. It’s breaking support downwards and probably going lower. Panic time.

[Anonymous No.30284412]

[Anonymous No.30284415]

>>30284324
Well, I hope you realize the way you think is not going to really ever yield you good money.
Have a system.

[Anonymous No.30284413]

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

[Anonymous No.30284421]

>>30284359
i flipped the switch.

[Anonymous No.30284423]

>>30283264
Highly underrated post

[Anonymous No.30284425]

>take some profits off GME
>make "sensible" diverse investments
>literally everything is -30% at this point
>GME is the only thing keeping my portfolio afloat
Can't complain I guess but this is fucking retarded. Do I just liquidate everything else?

[Anonymous No.30284427]

tesla about to drop below a trendline on the 1W chart

when will the pain stop

[Anonymous No.30284429]

holy fuck you guys are getting wrecked

[Anonymous No.30284432]

[Anonymous No.30284428]

>>30284285
the worst is that as I watch all my stocks go down and refuse to sell the dip my watch list of stocks to buy from a few days ago remains fully green.

[Anonymous No.30284435]

>>30284161
>>30284261
GM hates TSLA and GM is Biden's pet. The funny thing is GM doesn't like to moon like TSLA, so I'm not saying to buy it. I'm just saying that's probably what's going down right now. We are back to oil, GM, and rust belt shenanigans. I don't know how long, but the struggle is real.

[Anonymous No.30284434]

WE ARE THE NYSE MARINES

AND WE ARE NOT

FUCKING

SELLING

[Anonymous No.30284461]

>>30284237
Not everything, not yet.

[Anonymous No.30284465]

DARLING, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR 10% DAILY DRAWDOWN

[Anonymous No.30284466]

Cathie....Elon....

[Anonymous No.30284469]

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T BIDEN TWEETING?

>>30284394
THIS IS WORSE BECAUSE ITS A SLOW BLEED

[Anonymous No.30284475]

So niggers, I am all cash. What do I buy?, I can't buy everything. Or should I buy on tuesday bc Monday will be BLACK MONDAY

[Anonymous No.30284476]

>>30284358
we are at November levels

[Anonymous No.30284477]

Welp there goes 7 grand, there is no point in selling now.

[Anonymous No.30284486]

lmao
>claim about shitcoins
>lose everything
>cry on 4ch on every topic

I am not a tard to go this way, my portoflio with SWG and SWGb, I know how to do profitable operations

[Anonymous No.30284488]

>>30284425
Yes. GMEmaxis rise up.

[Anonymous No.30284495]

>>30284147
20k is much to double down tho. Are you so faithful to CRBP? I mean, i maybe can double down once more but im not sure. That stock feels heavy to me.

[Anonymous No.30284498]

>>30284340
>d-don't look at my total returns
>d-don't look at my inability to purchase
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.30284500]

>90 day locked
>can sell soxl but can't buy soxs

[Anonymous No.30284513]

>>30284398
uh pepsi is up 3% incel, you should have listened

[Anonymous No.30284515]

>>30284358
We're not done yet

[Anonymous No.30284517]

>>30284394
there was a black swan event called the fucking caronavirus at that time last year you stupid turbonigger

[Anonymous No.30284528]

>>30284321
It IPOd at $20.
Everyone who holds through the merger gets 2/9 of a warrant so the "real" NAV is higher.
They also recently announced that holders will get the opportunity to buy PSTH II at IPO price.

[Anonymous No.30284532]

>>30284154
I got out yesterday. Fucking nasdump. Nice khazar milkers tho.

[Anonymous No.30284535]

>>30284340
lmao are you actually holding UVXY?

[Anonymous No.30284543]

is qqq done dumping

[Anonymous No.30284553]

>>30284415
my system is to buy whatever biz tells me to
its worked pretty well for years

[Anonymous No.30284559]

Miss me yet?

[Anonymous No.30284562]

>>30284476
not me lmao, I hold NIO/PLTR/NNDM, I lost basically all my gains procured over a year

[Anonymous No.30284565]

>BFARF sub-4
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.30284569]

>>30282866
I sold gte for sunco and MO

[Anonymous No.30284581]

>>30284427
Around 300$ or fair valuation

[Anonymous No.30284582]

>>30284383
Someone just swooped in and bought a couple 100,000 shares.

[Anonymous No.30284589]

>>30284340
Every single time i see a RH screenshot I think it's about CLF

[Anonymous No.30284588]

>>30284398
there are degrees to that
meme tech shits like PLTR are bleeding out the worst

[Anonymous No.30284607]

>>30282958
I bought stocks since I work there. Still sad everything else is so red now.

[Anonymous No.30284620]

Managed to avoid getting clobbered in airlines by doing the oil shuffle, holy fuck that was close.

[Anonymous No.30284622]

>>30284475
pepsico

[Anonymous No.30284626]

NEW !!!

>>30284591

>>30284591

>>30284591

>>30284591

[Anonymous No.30284629]

>>30284469
>WHY THE FUCK ISN'T BIDEN TWEETING?
he's waiting for that phone with the big buttons to arrive in the mail

[Anonymous No.30284639]

>>30281913
>unemployment down 0.1%
>excellent news

[Anonymous No.30284640]

>>30284376
Just buy SU for a comfy hold in CAD

[Anonymous No.30284642]

>Oof

[Anonymous No.30284652]

>SRAC
Holy shit it's almost at NAV soon holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.30284667]

at least when a woman is raped they still have as much financial capital before as after. This is MUCH worse

[Anonymous No.30284677]

>>30284589
same

[Anonymous No.30284686]

Im in Oil so im still making gains but GOOD GOD this is a blood bath

[Anonymous No.30284690]

I was almost all cash Mon. Bought the dip. Still buying but holy fuck I can't imagine the pain being in at the top of the tech bubble.

[Anonymous No.30284692]

HOLY SHIT ARK FUNDS NOW DOWN 8-9%

[Anonymous No.30284695]

>>30284172
>él no sabe
Just wait for the results of the investigation lol

[Anonymous No.30284720]

>>30284381
The $2.58 SEC Form 4 Filings? The officers were granted stock options rights with 25% becoming vested in Feb/2022, and are at an exercise price of $2.58/sh. So that’s great news imo showing the officers/directors of the company expect the stock to be worth a lot more than $2.58 when the vesting period ends

[Anonymous No.30284724]

>>30283383
Unless it closes under 3720 it's a crab.

[Anonymous No.30284760]

>>30284383
>>30284582
>>30284695
Green 10 min candle of 1.44 million shares. AQB stopped tracking with the SPX about a half hour before that too.

[Anonymous No.30284762]

>>30283520
It's scary, but you get used to it with how shit it gets and how you recover.

[Anonymous No.30284772]

>>30284535
the only thing thats green is VIX and Oil.

[Anonymous No.30284800]

>>30284466
its on sale, haha

[Anonymous No.30284805]

hahaha stay away from this dumbasses, i will never follow your fckn links, don’t even try! my pajeet slaves will suffocate you to shizo
i actually don’t give a fuck, i already invested in $PHR and just prepare for graphene distribution

[Anonymous No.30284841]

>>30284340
Why didn’t you average down to $8? I bought around that range and gradually bought down to an average of $8.64

[Anonymous No.30284848]

>>30283707
Are you me? Did the exact same thing

[Anonymous No.30284954]

>>30284340
>still down 3k
lmao

[Anonymous No.30285006]

>>30282866
>POWW tanking
>UUUU tanking
>everything I want to buy tanking
I mean this isn't so bad. I an a wagie but that means I have cashie. I'll be buying LEAP calls on these gems for the next few months. Ignoring the price, yes. But buying very slowly. Maybe a few a month.

[Anonymous No.30285072]

>>30284772
And? It's still retarded to actually buy and hold UVXY. You're supposed to use it as a short term hedge. It rapidly decays by design.

If you're a Big Brain investor like me, you pick up UVXY calls at the 10am pump and sell them before EOD.

[Anonymous No.30285083]

>>30283397

[Anonymous No.30285086]

>>30284495
Yeah, obviously buying at the top was a mistake, but I don't bother trying to time the market. I do believe the stock will go to 4, and it's only 10% of my portfolio. It's my gamble move, everything else I hold is boomer-tier safety for divvies and long-term growth. I'm enjoying the market today because I get to scoop up more COST.

[Anonymous No.30285108]

holy shit tesla down 60

[Anonymous No.30285180]

>>30285072
Buying UVXY as a "hedge" is one of the dumbest things anyone can do

[Anonymous No.30285202]

>>30284335
Ah fuck, we’re really going down then huh

[Anonymous No.30285208]

>>30284760
>w-whales will save us

[Anonymous No.30285651]

>>30283298
nice idea, thanks

[Anonymous No.30285676]

I'm half cash, half ETFs, feels kinda comfy.

[Anonymous No.30285986]

When the Nasdaq is fairly priced around 9000 and ARK* funds are closed and liquidated, then you’ll know it’s time to buy the dip...

[Anonymous No.30286282]

>>30285180
>He doesn't understand using volatility instruments to hedge

[Anonymous No.30286317]

>>30285676
holy fuck that's bad. did you paint it?

[Anonymous No.30286435]

>>30286282
I know more about it than you do, guaranteeing. If you want to hedge, why not sell index futures, buy puts, or use a product that doesn't decay at an exorbitant rate. why not buy mini vix futures? many better options than throwing your money away on UVXY.

[Anonymous No.30286472]

>>30282866
I just put $15k in my broker what do I buy on monday at close?

[Anonymous No.30286809]

you lads didn't miss the dip of 2021 right?

[Anonymous No.30287075]

>>30286809

>dip

lol