/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.30214810]

REJECT LUM, EMBRACE RAN edition

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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>30213255

[Anonymous No.30214970]

>literally everything is in the red including crypto
>except GME
I swear I might just liquidate everything and put it all on GME because I fucking had it with this market

[Anonymous No.30215009]

I used to have quite a few shares of Tronox. World's leading manufacturer of white dye. But the world hates white people now so I sold.

[Anonymous No.30215013]

>>30214970
as soon as you do, GME will correct to $4

[Anonymous No.30215043]

maybe online poker?

[Anonymous No.30215123]

>>30214810
Well I was gonna put some money into stocks but I think ill wait until april

[Anonymous No.30215124]

>>30214810
>all in soxs

[Anonymous No.30215137]

so, is the housing market ever going to crash? Mortgage rates are going to hit 4% this year aren't they?

[Anonymous No.30215141]

loading up on cheapies super hard lets go

[Anonymous No.30215144]

>>30214970
And somehow, PLTR is still positive today.

[Anonymous No.30215153]

>>30214970
Just join me in selling options in there. VOL is stupid pumped people are buying strikes like 90% away from the money for whole dollars per contract right now.

[Anonymous No.30215182]

-8.1%

[Anonymous No.30215266]

AAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.30215268]

I‘ve been getting rekt for a whole month please stop this

[Anonymous No.30215281]

>tfw SOXL is not even in the "uh oh" realm yet

Maybe you should stop buying stocks when they are crazy high?

[Anonymous No.30215282]

>>30214970
GME algorithms will fuck you

[Anonymous No.30215340]

Is tsla cheap yet? I need to invest in something other than options because I want to sell people shitty contracts.

[Anonymous No.30215356]

My bitcoin is down 25%, but mochimo is up 100% already :)))

[Anonymous No.30215394]

>>30214810
LUM poster bad omen. Throw rocks up, rocks come back down.

[Anonymous No.30215396]

Who would have guessed Lum posters were such dumb faggots.

[Anonymous No.30215399]

at least I sold SOXL calls this morning, I guess

[Anonymous No.30215408]

Someone post animation titties I need something to make me feel better

[Anonymous No.30215435]

DEAD CAT BOUNCE ON TESLA
>DEAD CAT BOUNCE ON TESLA
DEAD CAT BOUNCE ON TESLA
>DEAD CAT BOUNCE ON TESLA

[Anonymous No.30215438]

monday was the most obvious bull trap

[Anonymous No.30215457]

>>30214810
SQQQ CALLS AND XOP CALLS.

[Anonymous No.30215511]

>>30215137
>so, is the housing market ever going to crash? Mortgage rates are going to hit 4% this year aren't they?
No. People always need a place to live and with all the regulations, license requirements, etc the boomers put on housing there is no alternatives to going into debt up to your eyeballs to pay 4x the buy price of the home by the time you are done paying the mortgage because of interest, or just giving money to landlords in which after spending all that money for a place to live you ultimately own nothing.

Well I guess even if you buy a house and some land you ultimately own nothing because since the USA has property tax even on a person's primary residence, if you don't pay your "rent" to the government they'll come and take your house from you.

[Anonymous No.30215512]

[Anonymous No.30215519]

I HOPE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES BOUGHT THE DIP OR ELSE I'LL BE SO MAD AT YOU

>>30215457

DON'T YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT SHORTING

[Anonymous No.30215590]

>>30214810
>reject lum
I have been hanging out in the GME general the past week but just came in here to tell you to fuck yourself
lum forever

[Anonymous No.30215617]

>>30215519
Buy what? Its all still so high.

[Anonymous No.30215622]

Anyone else has problems understanding what all this screaming is about? Did people not buy oil stocks or something?

[Anonymous No.30215668]

[Anonymous No.30215693]

I SOLD MY $377 PUT FOR A LOSS OF $160 1.5 HOURS AGO BECAUSE THE MARKET WAS GOING POSITIVE AFTER THE RAT JPOW WAS TALKING AND NOW SPY IS AT $375

[Anonymous No.30215743]

>everything was going swimmingly the last couple of days
>now massive dumps probably because jobs numbers are bad

Just gas the jews already.

[Anonymous No.30215764]

>>30214970
>I swear I might just liquidate everything and put it all on GME because I fucking had it with this market
The moment you do that GME will finally crash.

[Anonymous No.30215775]

>>30215622
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.30215785]

>>30215519
What dip?
I'm up today like all other days.

[Anonymous No.30215786]

>>30215693
LOW IQ NIGGERBRAIN

[Anonymous No.30215789]

>>30215622
whatchu holdin anon, post portfolio

[Anonymous No.30215820]

>>30215743
he fell for the bull trap? dump it

[Anonymous No.30215847]

>>30215519
Remember last year when Trump came out same time last year and said, "*clears throat* Ughm-hm *breathes in* STOP FUCKING SELLING!"

[Anonymous No.30215853]

>amd

[Anonymous No.30215876]

Absolute garbage day. Nothing to buy I guess, just bleed

[Anonymous No.30215884]

>>30215743
GME

[Anonymous No.30215894]

Good morning I hate CRBP(chink) shill

[Anonymous No.30215895]

im buying SOXL today, another $10k worth

thanks bears

[Anonymous No.30215914]

GUSH Chads, how we feeling today? I'm ecstatic. The market's taking a massive shit after Tyrone fucked up that press conference and we just keep pumping.

[Anonymous No.30215975]

>>30215519
Which dip, I'm genuinely paralyzed trying to figure

[Anonymous No.30216000]

Piss hour will be another bulltrap

[Anonymous No.30216006]

>>30215519
>he thinks the dip stops today

[Anonymous No.30216012]

>>30215847
>tfw Biden said he was gonna take questions, so they cut the feed

LITERALLY A PUPPET PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.30216022]

>>30215511
we can’t even pop the housing bubble without destroying the boomers

God the American economy is so fucked. Someone shill me international investments, I already own VWO and some Japanese ETF’s

[Anonymous No.30216049]

>tfw 90% of portfolio is in GME

[Anonymous No.30216071]

Don't check the 10yr treasury
Don't check the 10yr treasury
Don't check the 10yr treasury

[Anonymous No.30216078]

>>30215914
Xop call EOD for me. Oil barons say fuck inflation

[Anonymous No.30216086]

tomorrow will be so much worse

[Anonymous No.30216101]

Loaded up puts on all the ARK funds today, hope that bitch Cathie drowns

[Anonymous No.30216125]

>>30215847
I believe what he said was
>I LOVE ISRAEL AND DINDU'S

[Anonymous No.30216142]

Blood is pouring from my anus

[Anonymous No.30216157]

Oh God CTRM what fucking happened

[Anonymous No.30216167]

>>30216022
The global economy is a bubble you twink faggot. Buy the SOXL dip bitch!

[Anonymous No.30216206]

>>30215876
Bonds are on sale. Come buy em with me.

TLT is calling your name...

[Anonymous No.30216216]

WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.30216234]

>>30216101
Bullish. Buying ARKK now.

[Anonymous No.30216246]

>>30215622
Yeah. I've got no idea either.

[Anonymous No.30216284]

SCALP GANG
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[Anonymous No.30216285]

>>30216142
Relax Anon, your anus is just correcting itself.

[Anonymous No.30216288]

>>30215743
>robably because jobs numbers are bad

[Anonymous No.30216292]

why isint UVXY mooning? VIX is up 10%

What the fuck did I buy UVXY for if its not mooning during volatility? POS market

[Anonymous No.30216299]

Should've known not to listen to lum

[Anonymous No.30216340]

These tqqq bags are getting kinda heavy bros

[Anonymous No.30216346]

>>30216234

[Anonymous No.30216357]

Who is green for 2021 still?

[Anonymous No.30216385]

>>30214810
SOXL PLEASE STOP DROPPING

[Anonymous No.30216388]

>>30216167
>BUY THE DIP EVERYBODY
day after day lower lows
>BUY THE DIP EVERYBODY
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>BUY THE DIP EVERYBODY
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[Anonymous No.30216395]

>>30216022
>mfw a few years back boomers at the office were laughing about millennials and zoomers being weird for """"liking""""" tiny homes with composting toilets

as if the rise of popularity of tiny homes is because of pure preference and not economic necessity. No one likes shitting in a glorified human cat-litter box.

[Anonymous No.30216409]

>>30216125
Same

[Anonymous No.30216416]

You know what to do anons

[Anonymous No.30216444]

>>30216292
just a warning, if you crush the veins in your neck, you can create pockets of damage that can stroke you out decades later. don't do that shit.

[Anonymous No.30216445]

>>30215622
Holding CHK. Looking forward to more gains. I'm so glad Biden's dementia made him forget about his renewable energy promises. It's not lying if he can't remember what he promised in the first place.

[Anonymous No.30216456]

>>30215394
>>30216299
correct!

[Anonymous No.30216455]

>>30216357
Scalp gang making a killing right now...

[Anonymous No.30216553]

Uh uh

Oil bros

65$ REJECTED LOOK OUT BELOOOOOWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.30216580]

I literally cannot sell my ETFs because of pending auto transactions

[Anonymous No.30216622]

>>30216346
This dude looks like an embodiment of a living pink wojak from /biz/. The memes are real.

[Anonymous No.30216654]

>>30216285
How long will my anus bleed?
It has to stop eventually, right?

[Anonymous No.30216706]

>>30216346
if strategists are saying run then buy

[Anonymous No.30216716]

>>30216292
Uvxy measures futures.

[Anonymous No.30216719]

RIP TQQQ hodlers

[Anonymous No.30216759]

>>30216622
>pink id
>dubs
Yeah I think its over for the ARK cult

[Anonymous No.30216771]

>Down -11.01%

[Anonymous No.30216789]

>>30216654
Yes

[Anonymous No.30216800]

>>30216719
>it's below $80
LMAO
and to think I almost bought that at $95

[Anonymous No.30216818]

Starting to think all my gains last year were a fluke off of meme shit and buying the dip taking advantage of the covid meme recovery

[Anonymous No.30216824]

Hahahaha! I knew that shitty stock I shilled AMTX was gonna tank hard!!!!! I told you all when to sell to save your ass!!!! I timed that perfectly......

[Anonymous No.30216830]

if you are above -4% ytd you are beating soxl

[Anonymous No.30216847]

>>30216012
Dude doesn't even know what year it is but people voted for him because trump said mean things on twatter. The absolute state of America.

[Anonymous No.30216856]

>>30216553
Oil isn't a stock. It can be used speculatively, but only if you have a massive storage tank.

[Anonymous No.30216855]

>>30216292
I’ve tried trading UVXY for YEARS. It’s an absolute scam. Better off buying SPY puts if you wanna play volatility.

[Anonymous No.30216870]

Literally only bought one dip today. This week is hot garbage.

[Anonymous No.30216888]

>he bought? dump it
>he bought? dumpt it?
>he sold?
>...
>dump it

[Anonymous No.30216918]

could anyone explain exactly and simply why what Powell said matters? I'm something of a brainlet

[Anonymous No.30216927]

>>30216856
? Just buy USO

[Anonymous No.30216936]

>>30216818
You're ahead of the curve. DD, slow gains. Take small big wins

[Anonymous No.30216974]

SMINEM, SAVE US FROM THE BOGGENING

[Anonymous No.30216980]

>>30216856
I’m old enough to remember when they were PAYING people to take oil cause they had nowhere to put it.

[Anonymous No.30216995]

Wow even SPY down 2% today, that's it, this is the crash.

[Anonymous No.30217012]

>>30216918
ycc = 'we're in deep shit and completely out of options'
naugas and inflatable dolls = nobody in the government gives a shit that everything is going to shit, there is no plan to fix anything.

[Anonymous No.30217020]

>>30216847
Just proves how retarded your average voter is. If you repeat enough "Orange Man Bad" people will believe it without question.

[Anonymous No.30217021]

AMC bros, how are you doing?

[Anonymous No.30217031]

>oil price fall after the post-news pump
>seemsnormal.wav
>but there might be crash
>check what happened in 2018
>sharp drop in price of oil
g-guys?

[Anonymous No.30217038]

The fuck is happening???

[Anonymous No.30217047]

BTC WRONG FUCKING WAY

[Anonymous No.30217059]

I like this anime girl better than the other one in the catalogue

[Anonymous No.30217066]

love being in the green when i'm short on PLTR, SOXL, and ARK and moved my longs into oil.

[Anonymous No.30217073]

it's going to be a thermonuclear sour hour

[Anonymous No.30217082]

>SWBI

[Anonymous No.30217091]

>>30216980
I'm up 600% on the year... if I had just held oil till today.

[Anonymous No.30217104]

>>30216995
nah it'll keep going
the fed can't go any lower on interest rates without literally fucking everything and hyperinflation with also fuck everything

[Anonymous No.30217106]

>>30216918
So basically people wanted him to do something about the 10 year yield. Even talk about defending it in any way. Even mention he was watching it closely.

When he didn't, the 10 year broke upwards which strengthened the dollar and caused people to sell growth stocks on anticipation that the 10 year would be let to go free.

Basically, the 10 year indicates valuation levels for growth and causes some reactions among market participants, mainly selling off growth stocks.

[Anonymous No.30217109]

how much are you earning on your shorts?

[Anonymous No.30217132]

At this rate SOXL will be sub $25 at close on Friday.

[Anonymous No.30217139]

>>30216918
I distinctly remember him calling us niggers and turning off the printer.

[Anonymous No.30217152]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.30217207]

>>30217106
thank you, anon

[Anonymous No.30217211]

LAST NITE

[Anonymous No.30217236]

Fuck atos is dumping hard. I've been trying to get out of my calls all week after Monday. I have 2.50c April calls. I dont want to sell for .50 , I want .60 and even that would be a loss. I feel like I need to get out now or ill need to hope something happens in a month

[Anonymous No.30217255]

>>30216995
Yea we are legitimately in crash mode now.

God help us cause JPOW hath forsaken us all.

[Anonymous No.30217270]

YAMEROOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30217269]

Should I buy the dip tomorrow?
It'll probably be red tomorrow too.
Any good buys? I have 5k. Or should I just hold that cash?

[Anonymous No.30217272]

>>30214810
Weh, whats a good entry point for AMD? Its dumping HARD.

[Anonymous No.30217274]

>>30217132
I think it hits 20 by friday. Monday pump, tuesday and on back down. We've got a long way to go still, this is the second leg down you people believed was never happening.

[Anonymous No.30217275]

>down 22% today

Ahem.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30217300]

Who 5 digit losses here?
Reporting in

[Anonymous No.30217303]

Why are we dumping this time

[Anonymous No.30217310]

GO ALL IN SQQQ

[Anonymous No.30217318]

>>30217132
I'm thinking $20.
Not even diamond hands can withstand a 50% cut.

[Anonymous No.30217324]

BUY TSLA DIP Id CONFIRM

[Anonymous No.30217325]

i don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.30217329]

>>30217106
can you clarify, and to be sure, you posit the 10 year was being suppressed, and will now climb?

[Anonymous No.30217339]

I'm bleeding to death here

[Anonymous No.30217350]

Hello

I just bought SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.30217353]

Bros I think I’m going to vomit

[Anonymous No.30217372]

CLF bros, you alright in there?

[Anonymous No.30217406]

[Anonymous No.30217408]

>>30217275

How

[Anonymous No.30217429]

>>30217329
It's like a mind-game/game theory type of situation. People waited for the all clear from the boss. What he didn't say was what moved market.

[Anonymous No.30217437]

>nasdaq -3.1%
>tesla about to go below 600
ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.30217455]

-7.76%

[Anonymous No.30217474]

I TOLD YOU ALL TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MARKET AND SHORT IT TO RECOVER YOUR LOSSES

JPOW DID NOTHING TO SAVE YOU

SOXL DOWN 20% EOD
TQQQ DOWN 10% EOD
DOW DOWN 700 EOD

[Anonymous No.30217476]

I BOUGHT A SPY PUT THIS MORNING FOR $240, SOLD IT AT THE FAKE JEROME 10AM PUMP FOR $80, NOW ITS WORTH $607


THANKS JPOW, YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE FAGGOTY RAT

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans No.30217477]

>>30215894
Hi.

[Anonymous No.30217490]

>>30217318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

[Anonymous No.30217494]

>zoom in
>1m candle
>+0.03%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30217496]

I am the bagholder king

[Anonymous No.30217502]

YAMEROOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30217515]

everything's gonna be alright

just HODL

[Anonymous No.30217530]

>>30217274
I'm just happy I decided not to fomo in at 40. I bought some before the split and am down $1200. I'm buying another 10% at the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.30217529]

>>30217350
Bad, bad play.
- IV is going to get crushed on the way back up
- We're not done going down
Even if they were leaps (and I'm sure you were dumb enough to get monthlies or worse), you won't get as much as you should.

[Anonymous No.30217546]

>>30217269
>spoon feed me, i cant think for myself

[Anonymous No.30217570]

>>30215144
You ruined it lol

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans No.30217583]

>>30216292
UVXY is not based on VIX. It's based on SPVIXSTR, the short-term VIX futures index that measures a "continuous roll" between the front two months of VX.

Currently, the contango percentage between the March (front month) and April VX contracts is 11.44%, which is something like the 80th percentile. As each day ticks by, a portion of the March contracts that comprise UVXY, VXX, and the other SPVIXSTR-vased volatility ETPs, gets "rolled" at a loss of over 11%, until, at the end of the month, the position is totally transferred to the back month, and the process begins again.

Check the VX term structure here: http://vixcentral.com/
Buying UVXY in the short term on a red week is one of the dumbest things anyone can do. Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.30217588]

should i buy tesla?

[Anonymous No.30217600]

Why are there two active /smg/ generals in the catalog, both with roughly 150 replies?

[Anonymous No.30217602]

It’s like watching a train crash. I can’t look away.

[Anonymous No.30217605]

Do I sell my atos 2.50 April calls or gtfo?

[Anonymous No.30217611]

>close the short on us500 because price started crabbing
>check on it later
>keeps falling
Jesus

[Anonymous No.30217618]

>>30215743
Job numbers are fine, it was because Powell just said he wasn't going to do anything different for now

[Anonymous No.30217619]

How is SOXLbro taking this? Did he sell?

[Anonymous No.30217628]

>>30217372
I don't even care anymore, I'll just baghold this forever

[Anonymous No.30217636]

ok faggots tldr me I beg you
Is there ANY REASON why it's just a minor dip and we all get green tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.30217654]

Canadian solar just took a 7% dump on top of its 10% dump yesterday

Bros, I'm not feeling so good...

[Anonymous No.30217674]

Down 4.13%

[Anonymous No.30217679]

>-24%

[Anonymous No.30217683]

>>30217494
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30217684]

>>30217372
$13 breach soon!

[Anonymous No.30217694]

>>30217275
I’m down 30%. I’m thinking I should average down.

[Anonymous No.30217707]

>>30214970
I am balls in in a Brazilian bank called Bradesco and in this red day is up 5% LUL

[Anonymous No.30217711]

>>30217636
No, and that is reason enough for it to be green.

[Anonymous No.30217715]

It is only when you reach a bottom so low and vile that you are then able to rise up from the ashes. I'm getting my 1k back niggers

[Anonymous No.30217719]

>>30217636
no because this is a longer trend and it's going to get worse the longer the government says literally nothing, like it has over the last month

[Anonymous No.30217730]

>>30215137
HELLO. WE ARE THE MILLENNIALS. We got through ruining your cities and now we are coming for your suburbs. We noticed that your quaint small town has a high racist level because of a lack of diversity. It’s okay we’ll publicly embarrass you and your entire family then change it. Housing prices will never go down because this is what our parents did. Thank you for your cooperation..

[Anonymous No.30217737]

Watching the market make massive mistakes constantly is really annoying when you have to wait to catch them later.

[Anonymous No.30217743]

>Look at my portfolio
>Down 10k
>Numb on the inside
I cannot take this anymore

[Anonymous No.30217746]

>>30217619
Not well tbqh

[Anonymous No.30217751]

SQQQ
Q
Q
Q

[Anonymous No.30217754]

can anyone here redpill me on bonds? why do they wear the mask of inflation?

[Anonymous No.30217761]

TSLA about to dump through the crucial $600 psychological support barrier. Expect mass sell offs.

[Anonymous No.30217765]

>>30217636

Nobody knows. I hope you picked stocks you think can recover bro

[Anonymous No.30217771]

>VIX keeps climbing
I SHOULDNT HAVE WAITED DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.30217777]

>SQ buys Jay-Z's Tidal music streaming service

[Anonymous No.30217780]

>>30217515
Tell that to my AQB

[Anonymous No.30217790]

>>30217636
because there's no reason for it to be dipping
>inb4 bond yields
how the fuck do those faggoty things affect anyone? They don't. I like stonk, I buy stonk, line go up. None of this faggotty, irrelevant bond nonsense

[Anonymous No.30217805]

>>30217777
lmao holy fuck shorting SQ right now

[Anonymous No.30217837]

>>30217761
Finally this fucking circus is about to come to an end.

[Anonymous No.30217848]

What's everybody working on that hasn't pumped yet? I've got $20k tomorrow I want to do some swings on. No GTE bags please.

[Anonymous No.30217857]

>>30217684
$12 here we come! I have said this since my first attacks on the tranny, $12 before $20 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.30217871]

BUY AMRS
FUCKING HELL BUY IT NOW
THE DISCOUNT IS SO GOOD

[Anonymous No.30217872]

WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.30217883]

>>30217746
That's bad for sure, but that guy had 1000 SOXL before the split and tons of TQQQ LEAPS he must have either sold or roped

[Anonymous No.30217902]

KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

[Anonymous No.30217909]

>>30217530
I bought enough to lower my cost basis while being able to sell calls, now I sell calls waiting to buy more lower and buy my calls back early. Paltry change against the losses but I'm 50% cash + SPACs anyway so it's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.30217910]

[Anonymous No.30217919]

>>30217848
GME.

[Anonymous No.30217921]

>ACEV at 9.85
This is the first time I going to buy a SPAC at below NAV

[Anonymous No.30217939]

>>30217780

[Anonymous No.30217938]

>>30217719
>it's going to get worse the longer the government says literally nothing, like it has over the last month
>counting on this guy to save the market
https://youtu.be/3DbE2SmV2bs

[Anonymous No.30217946]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-stocks-volatility-idUSKBN2AO2R0

Still LMAOing at this fucking jew retard. JP Morgan head of quant fucking lol

[Anonymous No.30217954]

>>30217902
CATHIE YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

[Anonymous No.30217975]

And the vision, that was planted in my brain...

It still remains...

Deep in the sounds... of silence

[Anonymous No.30217993]

Well i just sold 2 memes as a loss never again. I guess I learn to sell cover call with nio now. I should have been this whole time at 60

[Anonymous No.30217997]

>>30217529
Well I don't know what any of that means. I appreciate your input though.

[Anonymous No.30218000]

>>30217771
I'll be watching VIX closely for buy signals. Once we get past $30 the real fun begins.

[Anonymous No.30218015]

>>30217902
Cathy out of business by EOY

Calling it now.

[Anonymous No.30218018]

>>30216388
It's cool, bro, you're just averaging down.

[Anonymous No.30218020]

Legit feeling like I should long $ROPE now

[Anonymous No.30218029]

QQQ about to go below 300 VIX at 30 SPY about to break support. Bobo is coming.

[Anonymous No.30218054]

>>30217946
him rn but it's other people's money

[Anonymous No.30218060]

Very nice images. Each is 24MB tiff w/zero compression. Print size @ 300 dpi is around 8.5 x 14 or 11 x 17 with boarder. Make nice image to hang on your wall.

[Anonymous No.30218081]

BOBO is finally here

[Anonymous No.30218089]

>>30217529
one rebound day and you make 10x on your money on 3/19 expiry lol

no reason to buy LEAPS, the IV is crushing them currently and isnt generating any leverage for you

[Anonymous No.30218112]

>>30217730
>publicly embarrass you
sure is welcome to try hard. don't get too heated if we just laugh,

[Anonymous No.30218114]

>>30217020
>but he called xi jinping a faggot!

[Anonymous No.30218125]

>>30218000
SPX is bouncing around 3720 and 3730. Waiting for a rally or for the drop to continue.

[Anonymous No.30218133]

>>30218060
love this artist
did you see me post this here the other day and get turned on to them?

[Anonymous No.30218139]

>Yesterday

People crying because they only invested in the US market

>Today

People crying because they didn't go hard on oil

[Anonymous No.30218156]

Did Powell said they are going to do nothing?

[Anonymous No.30218164]

>>30218060

[Anonymous No.30218173]

BFARF bros i don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.30218181]

>>30217780
Hold for like 2 or 3 years and yeah, you'll be fine honestly

[Anonymous No.30218184]

>>30218139
BOBO STOP THIS MAN

[Anonymous No.30218189]

>>30218000
If I bought contracts on VIX, I could make few hundred $ per smallest lot.
On height of covid crash it was few thousands dollar per smallest lot.
FUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.30218190]

Watch Tesla drop below 600 and drag the entire market to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.30218193]

>>30216288
>dude zoom out

Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.30218196]

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[Anonymous No.30218198]

>CLF went below 13
>CLFtranny nowhere to be found

[Anonymous No.30218213]

QQQ BELOW 300 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.30218221]

>>30214810
Singles market will finally go green next week
Doubles we go into a recession
Trips we go into a depression
Quads and the market dies forever

[Anonymous No.30218241]

>>30218156
He said they have tools that they can use and if they deem it necessary they will use those tools to further the goals they're trying to achieve.

[Anonymous No.30218252]

Jpow wins
fatality

[Anonymous No.30218255]

>>30214970
>selling low and buying high
Why? Why are you so fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.30218257]

So when is crypto going to burst? Soon big wall street bulls are going to have to liquidate their positions to cover, right?
Tesla will surely need that money back to stave of bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.30218274]

Give it to me straight

I am all in silver ETFs and stocks

Should I just rope now?

[Anonymous No.30218286]

>>30218193
zoom out it only goes up
who cares that the timescale is 300 years there's 10% gains bro

[Anonymous No.30218290]

My timing is perfect to the last minute! When I shill, I tell you all when to sell!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.30218291]

>>30216416
>pennystock
>dumping

I will wait for it to dump more so I can bet on turning 1000 into 1 million

[Anonymous No.30218320]

>>30218190
This fuy gets it. Tesla is a land mine. JPOW just stepped on it, depressing the mechanism. Will it blow or dud?

>>30218213
Buckle up, cupcake

[Anonymous No.30218332]

>>30218257
>Tesla will surely need that money back to stave of bankruptcy.
Tesla already did an offering recently and made billions. I don't think they need to do that right now.

[Anonymous No.30218338]

>>30218190
It's going back up now, everything is going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.30218355]

>>30218221
Close one

[Anonymous No.30218362]

>>30218156
He said he was going to increase rates soon without actually saying it.

>>30218221
So close, bobo

[Anonymous No.30218371]

>>30216444
Sam Hydestein already looks pretty fucked up though.

[Anonymous No.30218373]

>>30218173
u-uplisting soon
n-n-new miners next y-year
r-right

[Anonymous No.30218380]

[Anonymous No.30218411]

>>30217611
exactly what i did with my put to avoid theta burn

[Anonymous No.30218415]

>>30218252
>>30218320
>>30218338
Keep an eye on it as we go into power hour

[Anonymous No.30218422]

>>30218338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C_BubeBU8E&ab_channel=CoolCoolMovies

[Anonymous No.30218432]

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

[Anonymous No.30218441]

>>30218274
Silver is pretty abundant. You can buy it in antique shops and old ladies are really into it.

[Anonymous No.30218446]

REPORT IN
WHAT ARE YOUR LOSSES CURRENTLY?

[Anonymous No.30218450]

>>30218380
Me rn

[Anonymous No.30218481]

60/40 is dead, time to adapt. Like 70% of the market has no idea how to play in this environment.

[Anonymous No.30218485]

>>30217777
To do what?

[Anonymous No.30218505]

>>30217848
skt

[Anonymous No.30218506]

https://q.futunn.com/en/feed/105831930134532?

SOS is real, here's the proof!

[Anonymous No.30218509]

>>30218446
-50% PROLLY FUCK MY ASS

[Anonymous No.30218520]

>>30218446
+4%

[Anonymous No.30218526]

>>30218196
based

[Anonymous No.30218535]

>>30218446
-1%. I sold everything but silver last week. I now wish I sold the silver too though I mean wtf

[Anonymous No.30218548]

*starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y

[Anonymous No.30218552]

Are we recovering?

[Anonymous No.30218559]

>>30218173
Always depended on BTC
If you think BTC is going to back below 30k or worse then get out while you can
Literally the only stock I'm not selling but I only have 1000 shares

[Anonymous No.30218569]

I think things are calming down.

[Anonymous No.30218577]

>>30218415
I'm not exposed, I just want something exciting to happen but it never does.

[Anonymous No.30218595]

>>30218446
$140

[Anonymous No.30218602]

>Buy $300 worth of SPY puts before the speech.
>Sell them for $3300
Recouped all my losses

[Anonymous No.30218615]

new
>>30218354
>>30218354
>>30218354
new

[Anonymous No.30218625]

>>30218569
We've been thinking that for a week

[Anonymous No.30218633]

>>30218446
Down 80 bucks thanks to AMC.

[Anonymous No.30218636]

>>30218446
I'm up 11% today

[Anonymous No.30218642]

SOS has released a video to prove that their mine exist.
https://q.futunn.com/en/feed/105831930134532

[Anonymous No.30218654]

>>30218446
19%

[Anonymous No.30218661]

Guess I'll just dca ark now then

[Anonymous No.30218666]

mate, I checked your ID, don’t play this game
If you want to shill shit visit other threads
>REMEMBER: We are not dumbs
My niggas hodl juld and 300% just for this year

[Anonymous No.30218673]

>>30218505
No reddit stocks please.

[Anonymous No.30218676]

>>30214810
I fucking hate biden voters.

[Anonymous No.30218715]

>>30218446
2.34% so far today
5.4% for the week

[Anonymous No.30218717]

>>30214810
My non-oil is shitting all over my face.

[Anonymous No.30218727]

>GRST

WHY DIDN'T I SELL AT .0130 WHYYYYYYYY

PENNY ANON WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30218731]

Well today would be a perfect day to buy dips if i wasn't currently going all in on GME day trades. what a shame

[Anonymous No.30218748]

>>30218125
3700 is gonna break. Now is a time to sell calls and finance long puts. Synthetic short positions FTW.

[Anonymous No.30218752]

>Dorsey’s expectation is that his company can replicate the success of Cash App and other Square products in the world of music. Noting that “new ideas are found at the intersection,” Dorsey argued that the confluence of “music and the economy” is one such point of convergence.

Also this beautiful gem that should give you the idea that you should dump your SQ:
>The deal also installs musician and businessperson Jay Z on Square’s board.

[Anonymous No.30218771]

Look at the bright side. At least /smg/ might be a bit more bearable once all the newfags get wiped in this dump.

[Anonymous No.30218776]

>>30217021
I'm in at 5.50 so still ok for now

[Anonymous No.30218792]

>>30218661
worst idea I've seen. This is a new market era, not what we experienced from 2020 to 2021.

Adapt, change mentality. It's different conditions entirely and you have to break any bad habits fast.

[Anonymous No.30218793]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.30218801]

>>30218676
As if that's why Biden won. Blame the establishment that allowed the obvious cheating to go unchallenged.

[Anonymous No.30218837]

>>30218676
But Orange Man Bad and Biden wears his mask, anon.

[Anonymous No.30218841]

>>30218133
Yeah. Got tunnel vision and tracked down all the ones I liked with each one being print quality right from the get go. Hell each jpg is round 3 to 6 MB as it is. (I save them all as tiff as well to retain the quality on my freenas server).

[Anonymous No.30218845]

>>30217636
It's been dropping for weeks and jpow announced they have no more ammo. also we're a day away from hitting the largest drawdown since march. Single-legged crashes are unheard of, and the second crash is usually far deeper than the first. The worldwide economy is completely fucked, the thot index has been flashing for months, leverage has never been worse, nothing's backing any currency, nobody can afford housing despite the fact it's only going up, every country printed infinite amounts (comparable or even worse than japan has done since the 90's and look what japan's economy has been doing since), no member of "productive" society knows how to behave nor how to create anymore because we live in an kakistocracy due to identity politics, in the veins of idiocracy, the government keeps signaling abject incompetence, etc.
The only people in the market who should be bullish are defense and oil people. Semis are complicated: the lack of throughput has a double effect (first: down, then: huge up), negatively impact tech and EVs (the backbone of the fake recovery), and due to where they're located and beijing biden's stance, their future is at risk.

[Anonymous No.30218850]

>tesla

added to SP500 at the top

what a retarded stock

[Anonymous No.30218879]

>>30218602
nice

[Anonymous No.30218909]

New

>>30218754
>>30218754

[Anonymous No.30218912]

>>30218257
Tesla sold.

[Anonymous No.30218929]

>>30218257
How far away is the next btc halving?

[Anonymous No.30218964]

>>30218446
1600 today

[Anonymous No.30218969]

>>30218850
>dumps your entire ETF

[Anonymous No.30219015]

>>30218338
>return to normal

Kek. What if the pump from 22k to 32k this year was a large scale "return to normal" and now we're entering capitulation.

[Anonymous No.30219126]

>>30217583
Thank you Anon, I sold because of your post at the peak and got out with only a $30 loss after holding for a month.

[Anonymous No.30219217]

I’m filing an hate speech lawsuit against Jay Powell

[Anonymous No.30220284]

gme lol

[Anonymous No.30220972]

>>30216580
Please explain to a brainlet

[Anonymous No.30221012]

>5 /smg/ threads
My God.

[Anonymous No.30221298]

310

[Anonymous No.30221446]

>>30221298
thanks for keeping this thread on life support

[Anonymous No.30221585]

>>30218446
$8,000

[Anonymous No.30221609]

>>30221446
310 is bump limit. It goes bye-bye now.

[Anonymous No.30222328]

>>30218446
-$56, holding Rycey. The rest is in cash. I just want the rest of the market to have a green day.

[Anonymous No.30222573]

>>30218446
closing in to 10 percent. it pains me to see red across the board but I will hodl out