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>why is there a year long gap on your resume?
how do you answer?

>> No.30178041
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>>30178001
>because you're a faggot mr goldstein gib me my tendies bitch

Then I would do a 360 and walk out the door.

>> No.30178061

>>30178001
I would never let a year long gap happen to begin with. Are you retarded? Why did it take you over a year to convince someone new to hire you? Huge red flag.

>> No.30178091

>>30178001
Covid fucked me up

>> No.30178133

>>30178001
M&M
maturation and meth

>> No.30178195

>>30178001
I had to take care of my ailing parents and started shitcoining in my spare time

>> No.30178203

>>30178091
Everyone secretly knows the common cold scare was overhyped hysterical nonsense.

>> No.30178276

>>30178001
Was travelling and fucking whores over asia

>> No.30178298

>Remember when your wife refused to fuck you for an entire year?

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>I thought my linkies would turn me into a millionaire by now.

>> No.30178475

>>30178061
This type of blatant faggot kike propaganda is why I’m taking 6 figure gains and moving to Siberia, away from civilization. Rotten to its core. “Step out of the tax slave system and you will be fucked.” Go fuck yourself shlomo

>> No.30178523

>>30178001
That's nothing, I've talked my way out of five year long gaps before.

>> No.30178544

>>30178001
All you have to do is say you were traveling, backpacking around europe or some shit like that

>> No.30178550

>>30178203
Yeah even the people around me who have bad case of asthma managed to survive without hospitalization

>> No.30178584

>>30178001
Mind your business KEK

>> No.30178587

I joined a sex cult in order to find myself. It didn't work.

>> No.30178726

>>30178475
You're not fucked. You just will rightfully look like a bad person to hire for a job. You can still make money plenty of other ways or not even go after money at all.

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>>30178041
fpbp
Imagine jumping through hoops and trying to impress a kike for the "privilege" of being a fucking W A G I E

>> No.30178752

>>30178001
“I was transition from female to male and there were complications.” Do you have a problem with that? Do you...?

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I HAVE AN ADA PROTECTED DISABILITY. CALL YOUR SUPERVISOR.
True story.

>> No.30178771

>>30178001
I've been self employed, found work as a digital commodities trader.

>> No.30178808

I am so shocked by those stupid asses shilling their scam fck. i will put money only in phore coin and only to receive the graphene. I will see x100 transactions per second and get rofit from the sharding tech.

>> No.30178849

>>30178001
Caring for an elderly relative until they passed.

>> No.30178850

Trump and nazi's took over america sir

>> No.30178872

I was taking care of my dead grandfather and taking night classes in African American Studies and the Marxist Political economy did I mention my pronouns are they/them btw?

>> No.30178887

>>30178298
kek

>> No.30178898

>>30178001
covid?

>> No.30178921

>>30178726
Agree. It’s just propaganda that everyone repeats. I didn’t work from the end of 2017 until 2020. I simply lied on my resume and they never checked. Even if they found out now I’m too specialized so they can’t afford to fire me. I also lied about my diploma. They canned a guy 2 years senior to me who has a masters and was an obsessed “company guy” working like 60 hours s week... got his spot lol can’t make this shit up. I feel like the guy in office space

>> No.30178925

I spent the year masturbating and playing old video games while nursing my alcoholism. I need this job man, I have to get my life together bro. I'll suck your dick bro please I need this

>> No.30178929

I was doing volunteer work getting disabled kids involvedwith the Biden Campaign and raising donations for BLM

>> No.30178949

>>30178041
a 360 would bring you back to the same spot dummy

>> No.30178975

I was helping minorities and trans people get registered to vote

>> No.30178989

>>30178925
hired

>> No.30179001

I was volunteering at my wifes husbands company to help a black owned business survive the Covid lockdowns

>> No.30179010

>>30178203
retard
>>30178550
give sources on person so we know you didn't make it up

>> No.30179029

I was taking time off to help moderate /r/hahaorangemanbadmemes, doing my part to defend democracy against Facism

>> No.30179069

>>30178001
>I was (mentally ill/sick/taking care of a sick relative/on disability...)
>if he doesn’t like it walk out the door
honestly if you don’t show a back bone in the interview they will chew you up and spit you out. step 1 of getting the job is not giving a fuck if you get the job. Job interviews are like getting a girlfriend, the first time is very difficult, every other time is just skipping the ones that waste your time.

>> No.30179073

I was out in the streets as a grassroots organizer for BLM

>> No.30179079

>I legitimately cannot recall a single thing that happened that year.

>> No.30179087

I once had an interview where some HR guy kept pressing this point. It was borderline weird. Like, who cares? Contracting is fairly standard in my industry. Maybe I went to an Ashram to find myself, and make love to the local guru. No homo. Maybe I couldn't get a job. Maybe I couldn't give a shit.

Normies can be so exasperating sometimes. And I mean always.

But to answer the question, it's easy now: Covid. It's from an earlier time-period, I just say I took some time off. If they don't like it, tough.

>> No.30179131

>>30179010
My friends mom and sister

>> No.30179137

>>30178001
Went on a year long pub crawl of south east asia and got a weird lung infection from tongue kissing an obvious transsexual

>> No.30179139

>>30179010
Yeah dude let me just pull up my neighbor's Wikipedia page. Do you want their SSN before or after your handjob

>> No.30179145

>>30178061
What a fucking RETARD slave response. You deserve to wage until you croak.

>> No.30179159

>>30178475
based, the US is so fucking communist right now you might as well live in fucking China or Russia, at least they don’t tax crypto and guarantee a wage

>> No.30179161

>>30178001
Just don’t put the gap. Fudge the dates.

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>>30178001
check again shekelberg, that's the year I ran my firm "Anon & Co", my crypto management firm of which I was the CEO of course

>> No.30179189

>>30178001
>"I took time off work to care for a relative."
Now you look like a great guy, and they will never ask you any follow up question ever.

>> No.30179194

>>30179069
Will only work for males.

>> No.30179231
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I was a stay at home dad/day trader with multiple relationships while advising a group of people on the internet to have sex.

>> No.30179241

>>30178921
>I lied on my resume
>I also lied about my diploma
based

>> No.30179254

>Lie on your resume
>They check and talk to you about it, or they don't and nobody cares
If I am genuinely going to wagecuck, I will say whatever the fuck I have to in order to get those first couple months in. Then, good fucking luck firing me.

>> No.30179355

>>30179194
If you’re a woman just play up the discrimination card, these hr hiring goons will trip over themselves to give you a cozy hr gig. HR jobs are basically the mother’s without children of the workplace anyway. Just say you were depressed because you had a miscarriage or because your boyfriend beat you and even fake some tears, soყboy cucks fall for that shit 100% of the time

>> No.30179414

>>30178001
>he hasn't set up a couple fabricated companies to list as your employers during employment gaps
Rookie mistake.

>> No.30179440

>>30178921
>>30179254
Based bros, telling it like it is. You better cheat to win, son, or get left behind. Just lie. They will almost never check.

>> No.30179458

>>30178921
if you actually did this and your supervisors couldn’t tell/you did your job well enough not to be noticed you’re a modern day hero

>> No.30179542

>>30179440
But don’t LIE, just EMBELLISH. That way if you somehow get caught you won’t be put on Israel’s blacklist of never getting a job again.

>> No.30179549

>>30178921
Fucking based.

I've got a story my dad told me:
>starts at work as an assistant
>one day his boss goes on vacation
>dad stays up all night doing his boss's work
>highers ups notice all this work's getting done without his boss here
>they decide he's expendable
>when boss comes back he gets shit-canned
>they replace him with my dad
>couple of weeks later he tells them "hey the work's really starting to pile up, might be time to hire an assistant"

>> No.30179620

I was a stay at home pitdaddy for my husband, is there a problem with that Mr. Shekelstein?

>> No.30179641

>>30179355

You're wrong. This is a very popular misconception that seethes me more than anything else I see repeated, and I used to think like you though it's not to say that I wasn't putting it occasional midnight shifts to get work done (in a salaried position, in a known organization with huge hr, in a very liberal city). I can also tell you, though you'll likely not believe me, that even other managers from that place who didn't know me other than as a diligent worker were saying I need to get a lawyer (not to me directly but was told by other coworkers), that's how egregious it was.

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>>30178001
i was transitioning to my preferred gender.

>> No.30179653

"My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.

My other best friend is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch motherfuck-"

>> No.30179658

You were transitioning mtf but didn’t workout. They will hire you, hr nightmare