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>> No.30175446
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mommy pls make it stop

>> No.30175467
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>futures

>> No.30175478

Thank you for the REAL thread. Remember Racism and Antisemitism is NEVER acceptable.

>> No.30175484
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I bought the SOXL bull trap and now I must hold

>> No.30175493
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BUY THE FUCKING BONDS JEROME

>> No.30175510
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WAIT STOCKS GO DOWN?

>> No.30175520

>>30175478
N

>> No.30175535

>>30175478
Well maybe if the jews would make the market go back up I wouldn't hate them so much

>> No.30175537

>>30175408
JPOW SAVE US

>> No.30175543

>>30175478
Remember antisemitic post are the reason why the market is going to crash

>> No.30175552

JEROOOOOME

WAKE THE FUCK UP

WHERE'S THE YCC

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>>30175478

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Showed wife my tech portfolio and now she won't talk to me.

>> No.30175571
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>>30175217
OH IT'S JUST A ROTATION BACK INTO THE TANGIBLE ECONOMY YOU SAY?? WELL JEROME, LETS GO TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THE "REAL ECONOMY" HAS BEEN DOING THE LAST DECADE

>> No.30175584
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why are they shutting her down?

>> No.30175593

>>30175467
S&P500 approaching -1%
anyone seen it much more red? I've only been following futures for the past couple weeks

>> No.30175594

Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath, I hope you partake in the FUD and Bobo posting

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>>30175478

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https://youtu.be/eOPKOCkcLMI

I'm crying guys

>> No.30175638

>>30175484
>not dcaing in

>> No.30175644

>>30175543
In that case, rev up those ovens, cause I want a proper fucking correction

>> No.30175646
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I hope you all have jobs you can focus on for a while, because this is going to get ugly.

>> No.30175647

>>30175478
Unless it’s against whites, or mayos as I call em

>> No.30175657

>>30175408
WHY THE FUCK DID I SELL MY TWTR PUTS AAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAÅAAAAAÅAAAÄAAAAAÅAAAÆ
REEE I COULD HAVE MADE IT REEEEE

>> No.30175661
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So uh you know I've a thing for hot anime girls and want them in a Holodeck before I turn into an old man ok.. P.S - Some of these artist have got real talent and should do this shit for real and get paid for it (drawing that is), hell I can't draw worth a damn to be honest.

>> No.30175672

hahaha welcome newfags to your first market correction hahaha

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>>30175593
>anyone seen it much more red? I've only been following futures for the past couple weeks
kek, shut the fuck up you retard, you haven't seen anything yet

>> No.30175679
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What's the best way to profit off this downturn? Been doing well playing 0dte OTM SPY puts the last couple days, but would puts on any ARK fund be better? Any suggestions?

>> No.30175685

>futures
it's over isn't it

>> No.30175690

Bonds don't fucking matter. It's just a manipulation as always. Imagine buying something with 1.5% yield lmao.

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>>30175593
Were you not here last year March?

>> No.30175694

This is nothing, not even correction territory. Imagine buying the dip for AMD in 2014.
4000% returns from then to today, but none of you would have had the balls to do it and hold.

>> No.30175695

>>30175646

I do, thankfully. Not even really thinking about my portfolio as part of my net worth right now. Just what's sitting in my bank account.

>being in mostly cash

I simply don't know what else to put it in.

>> No.30175696

>>30175593
Not recently, this is a cat 4 crash at least

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>>30175638
I exhausted the last of my cash I'm afraid. No more investments for two weeks

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>>30175164
>new President
>market goes to shit after the new President starts implementing his chosen policies
>his supporters: "This is normal and it's good"

I mean, this is literally cope right? Does cope get much more pure than this? You can literally see this happening before your eyes, I can't understand how anybody could deny it. His policies (so far) have been pure poison for the market.

Open to listening to other opinions that aren't pure fucking cope.

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>>30175691
Triple circuit breaker day was fun

>> No.30175742

>>30175593

You've seen nothing until you've seen futures halted. I'll wait until we're seeing morning circuit breakers again for that matter.

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>futures

Who’s coming to save us? Cathie? Elon? CEO of SOXL? We are forsaken

>> No.30175756

>>30175593
Lol. Newfag.

>> No.30175762

>>30175593
I’ve seen it down -4% in a day and worse. -1% is nothing.

>> No.30175763

>>30175694
Fuck. But what if it will be a correction.

>> No.30175764

Who else shorting NATGAS?

>> No.30175766
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please
just buy the bonds, jerome

>> No.30175769

What do you guys think about opening a UVXY strangle tomorrow?

>> No.30175774

>>30175745
We’re in for a correction at least. Maybe worse. Who knows

>> No.30175778

>>30175691
I was a filthy casual then. We hitting the circuit breaker tomorrow?

>> No.30175781
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BETTER FIND A JOB AHAHAHHA

>> No.30175784

Do I buy SQQQ now??

>> No.30175795
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>>30175593
We have seen futures halted at -7%

>> No.30175811
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I BOUGHT THE TOP IN SEPTEMBER

I WAS DOWN 3K AT ONE POINT

IT TOOK 3 MONTHS TO BREAK EVEN AGAIN IN DECEMBER

I PEAKED AT ABOUT +$3200 IN EARLY FEBRUARY

I AM NOW ABOUT TO LOSE ALL MY GAINS TOMORROW AND BE BACK TO SEPTEMBER LEVELS

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE

I'VE LOST 6 MONTHS OF GAINS IN 3 FUCKING WEEKS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30175814

since talking in vain is free, i'm going to go ahead and say this the bottom

>> No.30175820
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thanks to everyone who helped me build a spreadsheet, fuck you to everyone who called me a retard

i'm still hemorrhaging money, but now i know exactly *how much* money

>> No.30175825

NIKKEI .-2.82%
SE COMPOSITE -1.58%
HANG SENG -2.55%

NASDAQ futures -1.17%

i don't feel so good

>> No.30175826

>>30175781
UVXY calls will be free money if you buy at opening

>> No.30175829

>>30175766
SOXL to $0
Lum to the whore house

>> No.30175827

>>30175763
It sold off massively but if you bought it would have dropped another 50% and then traded flat for 18 months before it became what it is today. When people say long term hold, this is what you should expect.

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>>30175745
Hi

>> No.30175838

>>30175694
NASDUMP futures bounced off exactly 10% down from the high
it's officially a correction for tech

>> No.30175842

>>30175571
Well yes, exactly. Tesla valuations have been insane for YEARS. I mean, look at how many tech companies are not profitable and have enver been profitable. The real economy is going to improve as things open back up. Oil consumption will increase, steel too (though bidens bill might get detroyed like obamas infrastructure bill, depends how retarded and short sighted the powers that be are)

I also think its possible to make money with defense contractors. If you are genuinely worried look into commodities. Figure out who produces huge amounts of wheat and corn and onions beans.

>> No.30175855

>>30175811
Lol I remember you back in September. Was wondering if you sold. Guess not haha

>> No.30175861

>>30175745
Take a peak at a five year chart and you'll realize that UVXY is a really good investment.

>> No.30175868

>>30175781
>tfw just left my job
Honestly stoked. I get to stop wage slaving right when the markets get spicy. I'm also going to go down to Mexico for a few months and surf/help my bro build an airport.

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>>30175661
Your taste in anime girls is questionable. I'm with you on the holodeck though.

>> No.30175875
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Buy a straddle at open and print my niggas.

>> No.30175898
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Are the futures making crypto dump??? What the flying fuck is going on??

>> No.30175899

>>30175726
Biden is a retard and his policies are going to permanently doom America to becoming Mexico 2.0, but we need a correction.

>> No.30175900

>>30175827
Word. Then I'll be fine. Because I'm going to hold everything I have long term and keep buying dips.

>> No.30175904

>>30175811
is all your investment in a mutual fund or something?

>> No.30175910

>>30175811
Could be worse. You could have bought TQQQ.

>> No.30175912

>>30175408
Did stock mommy buy PLTR again? Up 5% in AH

>> No.30175913

>>30175842
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH YES

THIS IS THE COPE I'M TALKING ABOUT

>numbers going down is ACTUALLY good, here's why: a thread (1/590129)

you fucking cope faggots are too much

>> No.30175917

>>30175567
You let your wife have a phone/laptop?

>> No.30175925
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Gregory Mannarino is the best stock analyst of our time.

>> No.30175933

>late night /smg/ is even more panicky than normal /smg/

wew

>> No.30175937

>>30175694
you cant prove that because i wasnt even trading until 2018
considering i bought dumber shit like GME, i definitely would have bought AMD too since some anon here would probably have convinced me that Lisa Su was the Ryan Cohen of AMD

>> No.30175954

>>30175925
what's up with that guy? i was watching him today lol

>> No.30175964

>>30175694
Look all I'm saying is that I want to see how low it goes before throwing any more money into it.

>>30175691
>last march we had two more weeks, a fat stimulus and stocksman in the white house
>now we have "tax unrealized gains" and "7 more years" and "two more masks"

The difference between last year and this year is probably the fact that it's not going to pump and inflation will rape any fiat you have. Nowhere is safe, manipulation against gold and silver means even that isn't a good hedge against inflation.

I'm buying beans.

>> No.30175968

So tomorrow will be green right

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>>30175726
Yes.
This is all because of Joe Biden.

>> No.30175972

>>30175933
Only when futures get spicy. Anyone want to take bets on SPY price at open?

>> No.30175978

>>30175649
There is something to be said about the quantity of money in ETFs, relative to individual equities. This anon explained it better than I can, I also fear though people selling off their SPY/QQQ which forces sales of literally everything and theres not anything that can be done

Leaves us cheapies on sale though

>> No.30175979

>>30175898
Some people that trade futures and the stock market also trade crypto now. There was a brief period where they were decoupled months ago, but doubt we'll see that again for awhile.

>> No.30175980

>>30175933

First time?

>> No.30175984

Absolute faggot cucks in this thread who are afraid of their wive's boyfriends seeing the Nazi imagery of the real thread on their screens.

>> No.30175990

>>30175898
You wanted institutional adoption of crypto and you got it. Now it just follows the stock market action.

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>>30175933
We've had time to digest information, to process reality, and to realize how completely, utterly fucked we are.

>> No.30175993

>>30175584
Its cause she bought TSLA at a price too high IMO. TSLA is incredibly overvalued

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>>30175933
It is not fun coming home from a particularly hard day waging to find that I've lost another 5%.

>> No.30176003

>>30175933
SP futures broke the 3800 support. It's justified.

>> No.30176008
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Fuck...

>> No.30176014

>>30175478
Tell me about it! I'm so sick and tired of the faggoty fucking nigger jews saying such horrible things! Its like they're either money hungry scum soulless jews or low IQ dindunuffin niggers. Really tired of it!