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[ERROR] No.30169443 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Consequently, there will of course be a corresponding Stimmy Check Pump.
The time until this happens is running out. In fact the market is already trending upwards.
The snowball is already rolling, and picking up velocity, momentum, and girth.
Now is the time to go balls deep.
Don't get caught with your dick dry, and your pants still zipped up when this shit hits.
The Stimmy Check Pump is coming.
And it shall be glorious, juicy, and bountiful.

Tick Tock, Gentlemen.

>> No.30169510

>>30169443
This a guy?

>> No.30169609

>>30169510
Can’t you recognize his feminine penis?

>> No.30169844

>>30169443
when do burgers get the money? asking as a non burger

>> No.30169917

>>30169443
>there will of course be a corresponding Stimmy Check Pump.
Its priced in.

Your liquidity will be used for long traders to exit, n00b. Sell the news negro.

>> No.30170279

>>30169844
Mid march at the latest.

>> No.30170301

sniffffffffffffffff

>> No.30170453

>>30170279
Hurry up you fucking burgers, pump everything

>> No.30170596

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.30170640

>>30169443
How does he hide his balls like that?

>> No.30170696

Would u guys start sniffing at the top by her lower back and working your way down, or start at the bottom and work your way up?

For me it's the bottom up

>> No.30170744

>>30169443
I would give half my net worth for that man.

>> No.30170824

>>30169443
When are these checks coming? Seems like its taking them months to talk about it.

>> No.30170860

>>30170640
Just tuck it.
Not too hard after a bit of practice.

>> No.30171022

>>30169443
the stimulus checks are about $400 bn, most of the peeps who get it barely know how to use a computer. So I would say 10% of them at most, and it's overly optimistic, will flow into crypto. Nothingburger

>> No.30171296

>>30169844
I'm horny

>> No.30172039

*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>> No.30172871

I make too much to get any stimulus payments. Enjoy my tax dollars you filthy animals.

>> No.30173173

>>30169443
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/cGNZA9AnXsE
https://youtu.be/mq1ykqgwLf8

>> No.30173325

>>30171296
same wanna fap together bro?

>> No.30173399

>>30169510

Does it matter?

>> No.30173463

>>30173325
Umm

>> No.30173528

>>30173463
?

>> No.30173721

>>30169443
You are fucking retarded to think traders haven't already priced this in.
Now ask yourself, what comes after a year of free gibs?

>> No.30173805

>>30169443
Even the back of her knees have buttholes

>> No.30175216

>>30169443
Why would stimmy checks matter? it's like 300 bil in total, if 10% of that (which is optimistic) gets dumped in crypto it's only 300mil market cap increase, pitiful

>> No.30175406

>> No.30175440

>>30175216
That's not how the market cap works. For example, if everyone sold their BTC, not everyone would get 50k.

>> No.30175477

>>30173721
> calls other person retarded
> money that hasn't entered the market is priced in
you ma'am are the retard

>> No.30175553

Who’s that

>> No.30175587

T̸͎͎̀̈́͐̍̑̽́́h̴̙̫͐͐̃͆̈́̏e̴̱͚̣͕̮͓̕ ̸̨̺͍̦̤̓̈́͗̉t̸̝̥͍̫͗̊̈͑͗͘ͅi̴̧̛̱̪̫̞̍̍̈́ͅm̷̢̥̞̫͎͙̿͐̉̊͜͝e̵̠̩̻͉̠̿̌̐͐́̾̑́ͅ ̸̱͙̻̺̈̓͆͒͘͜ͅh̵̜̩͉͖͈̘͚̹̽͑̿͐͑͐à̷̭̺̾̎͘͝͠š̵̖́̿̐͘̕ ̶̜̌c̶̯̯͉̯͙̹̈̏͂ͅơ̵̡̢̠̞͆̑̾͆m̸̛̺̘̏è̶͔͎̆̇͋̌̕ͅ.̵̰̖̣̫̮̮̎͒̊̀̈͂̋͊ ̷͔̹̯̥́́̔͑̓́͠P̸̝̪̖̈́̌̈́ͅe̵̱͐͛̔͗̊̚t̴̠͐̔ä̸͇́̌̀́̈̒l̸̬͉̹̰̭̬͔̈́̒̈́̚̚̕͝s̸̫͙̗͚͖̐̿̓̀͠ ̴̙͘d̵̢̮̭̣̬̭̿̽a̶̝̠̪͎̝͍͑̃n̷̡̧͓̦̦̣͐ͅc̸̨̢̙̜͈͇͙͕͗̓͒̃͊̑̾ȩ̷̛̖̤͔̂̈͊̆̃̈́ͅ ̷̨̻̥̦̠̎̀͠ị̴̓͛̇͊̈́̓n̵̝̜͖̍̐̒̏̒̀͘̚ͅ ̷͓̜̪̑̆̀͆̄͌̓ṫ̴̢͓͍͍̒̈́̄h̸̼̤̣̬͈͙̍̇͠e̶̦̺̤̹͓͇̋̆̾̈́̿̍̓͠ ̶͚̫̃w̶̠̭̭̞̃̾̆͒͑̄̒̐į̶̻̳͈̠̞̱̏̎n̶̛̰̙͌̔͂̏́d̶͉̱̤̼̫̠͘ ̸̩̯̥̪͍̪̦̋͘á̴̛̻̝͇̻͉̑͊́͜͜͝s̵̬̱̪̭͆̂̊̀̀̔ ̴̨̨̛̠̪͍̤͑̄̔͗h̴̢̰̺̣̮͋̇͗͜ę̵̛͎̝̭̣͉͌̂͐͠ ̷̧̯͔̌͋r̷̰̞̮̜̮̮̊͛̽͂̀͠ī̴̮̘̾s̷̖̞͎̫̟̣̣̓e̶̳͚͎̖͋s̴͇̱̒̐̃̒̏͌̉̕͜ ̵̦̺̘̟͎̳̱̖͋͛̓͘͝a̵̰̦̬̹͛̏͠g̴̰̖͊a̵̡͖͒̉̌i̴̹̟͈̪̪̙̗̿̄̂́͑̓͝ń̶̡̗͙͚͜.̸̮͐̂̔̆̈͠ ̵͎̬̥̉̽̉̊Ţ̷̡͙͙̱͍͘h̸̒͘e̶͇̺̭̹̰̙͎͔͗͒̐y̷̡͖̳̗͆̄ ̵̥͚͂͛̇ḉ̵̩̫̪͚̫͍̈́̽̓͋a̵̝̔̑̕ņ̴̨͔̜̥͊͛̈n̴̙̳̩͗̏o̶̭̪̩̓̈́̉̃̽͠t̸̬̺͕̊̐̀̂͌̍͠ ̴̭͓̰̥̱̜͉̾̐̓͒͐͆̍͠s̸̛̛̼̠͒̆̎t̴̨̠͔̳̍͛̕͝ö̴͎̟͋̔p̵͖̫̤͕͑̀̒͊̍̃͜ ̶̪̪͖̯̒̇̕h̸͓̗̍̕i̸̟̞͇̮̞̗͂͋̋̓m̷̯̳̣̀̈́̏͐́̈́͠ ̸̤̮̦̦̔̎̓͑̓͐͒ț̶͕̭̪̪͆͗́̀̚͘h̵͖̭̝̃̉̉͑͂̈͜͝͠ǐ̷̧̳̖͍̗͉̦ś̵̳̮̩ ̷̈͛̑͂̇̀͠ͅẗ̵̹̾͛̓̋̓i̷͈̬̹͇̜̎̃̑̀m̸̛̛̼͈̦̖̝͉̭͈̐̇̉̓͗̂é̶̛̘̫̬̚͝

>> No.30175619

>>30169443
Why don't girls do this for me

>> No.30176035

>>30169443
that's a man, and that's a good thing

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