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>tell women I work in finance
>I really just shitpost on 4chan and buy meme stocks/shitcoins

>> No.30159225

>>30159044
is this your only job like your only source of income

>> No.30159433

Just tell you her you used to work as whatever. Then got lucky with some investments. Mention Tesla and Amazon, coz normies will have heard of them.

I wouldn't confuse the poor normie with the fancy talk about blockchains and smart-contracts. They'll hate you, and fear you.

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She offers to scream. ACCEPT HER GIFT
Don't resist HER generosity. Let yourself be cleansed from this cage of flesh.
The ability to talk makes you blind. Rid yourself of this poison and experience clarity.

A C C E P T
H E R
G I F T

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>>30159927
uh, ok bro

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>>30159044

>> No.30160891

>>30159044
Women would only think that's a bad thing if they don't know you have 14k bitcoin

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>Tell women I'm a fund allocation manager
>actually a pajeet coin shill

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>>30159433
>Just tell you her you used to work as whatever. Then got lucky with some investments. Mention Tesla and Amazon, coz normies will have heard of them.
>I wouldn't confuse the poor normie with the fancy talk about blockchains and smart-contracts. They'll hate you, and fear you.
Checked, I got a call for you

>> No.30161452

>>30159225
i have a shitty part time job of working in interior painting jobs and it makes decent money for when i want some cash, otherwise i havent worked full time since 2017 and i have traded my way up from 3 btc in september 2018 to now nearly my goal of 21 but i dont think i can stop myself. also havent payed my taxes so fuck niggers.

>> No.30161527

>>30159044
what if they ask for details

>> No.30161807

>>30159927
I'm assuming this is a bot posting in similar cryptic styles across threads. What are you shilling fagbot.

>> No.30161855

>>30161527
>it’s complicated
>I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you
>group chuckle
>order dom perignon
>bitches start squirting
>a-anon, I-I don’t say this to just anyone. I-in fact I’ve never said this, but...
>sip
>I love you
>but do you want to suck the dick?
>licks her lips
>have you ever heard of...efferiums stonks?
>she wrinkles her nose like you just farted the most disgustingly rotten fetid hot rancid fart and walks away
>b-b-but y-y-you said....
>”what is love? babe don’t hurt me” plays in the background
>no more....

>> No.30162012

>>30161855
top kek

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>>30159927
I dont want to see this tree anymore faggot

>> No.30162291

>>30161527
>what if they ask for details
'what, you wanna see my mining rig?' ;)