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>> No.30101792
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HELLO WHY IS TECH DUMPING AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30101794
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>AMD
I feel nothing

>> No.30101807
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FUTURES

>> No.30101811
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>-1.2%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>> No.30101837

bitcoin 70k EOW

>> No.30101875

your futures or my futures nigga

>> No.30101886

Who here holds anything involving GTE here? I have puts for 3/19, I was pretty sure this would go below .75, will this go any lower?

>> No.30101891
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>>30101752
I'm gonna buy XOP calls tomorrow. I'm speculating that OPEC is going to allow for more supply of oil therefore XOP will go up. Is this a subhuman take or is this down right Jewish money making take?

>> No.30101892
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BLOODY WEDNESDAY INCOMING AAHAHAHAHAH BOBOS WIN AGAIN

>> No.30101914
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I'm about to yolo on DNN am I gonna make it?

>> No.30101926
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FUTURES RED
SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.30101927

>>30101807
they green tho?

>> No.30101934

I hate all you melodramatic troll faggots
Scrapers will harvest your negative sentiment and actualize the reality you're joking about

>> No.30101937
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PT for tomorrow?

>> No.30101962

>>30101914
I hope so. I have calls I have been holding for over a month now.

>> No.30101979

$KMPH got approved for an ADHD drug, if you spergs don’t buy the stock at least take the drug

>> No.30101990

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30102001
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>BTC approaching 50k$ for the fourth time in two days
yup, im thinkin based

>> No.30102004

am I fucking retarded? futures are green for me

>> No.30102020
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>>30101934
>HFTs make it so you can actually jinx the market

>> No.30102030

>sentiment bots
CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

>> No.30102031

>looking through a random list of ARK holdings
>the companies have years, sometimes even decades of non-profitability
>not even positive cash flow
Is ARK basically a clearing house for failed companies to boost their stock price so they can issue cash raises?

>> No.30102034

>>30101851
>then it only becomes profitable if the underlying moons immediately after I buy said option?
Yes basically if you don't have enough theta. You really do need your stock to moon if you buy far OTM options.

In the money vs. out of the money: you are basically trading risk for reward. itm options have a higher probability of profit, but lower potential return on capital. otm options have lower probability of profit, but higher potential return on capital

>> No.30102043
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>>30101934
This is why I'm so BULLISH about SUNCOR during OPEC the stock will GO UP.

>> No.30102063
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>>30101934
ITS FUCKING OVER SELL EVERYTHING
BLOODY WEDNESDAY
NASDAQ WILL NEVER BE GREEN AGAIN
SOXL IS GOING DOWN ANOTHER -90% TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30102068

>>30101934
down or up, we make money either way

>> No.30102069
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>>30102004
trolls who owns no stocks, ignore them. We taking off

>> No.30102070
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30102070

>lose all my money to SOXL
>have to eat leftover pizza crusts for dinner so I can pay my mortgage
>may end up literally living in a box and eating bugs by EOY
Fucking SOXL....

>> No.30102071
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OH MY GOD MY BROKER IS GOING TO MAKE ME WORK AT A HOLOCAUST MUSEUM TO PAY OFF THIS DRAWDOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

>> No.30102093
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>>30101892
Wikipedia page is already up

>> No.30102148
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FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30102149
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GIVE ME YOUR TAKE ON BUILD A BEAR, is it worth buying?
When doing analysis what do you guys look for?

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>>30102093
god could u imagine if we actually could cause a crash with shitty memes

>> No.30102182
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>>30102152
We just need to spam enough pink wojaks on /biz/

>> No.30102194

>>30102031
ARKG has Aquabounty as a holding.
What more proof do you need?

>> No.30102195

>>30101792
Abandon tech. Return to monke.

>> No.30102196
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30102196

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED WITH SOXL
CUT YOUR LOSSES OR YOUR BAGS WILL ONLY GET HEAVIER

>> No.30102200

Thanks for the options knowledge last thread bros, Im going to mess around with this black scholes equation tomorrow and this optionstrat website to get a better sense for what premiums change when, and for what reasons. And how to profit off of it depdending on any given day the market is naturally green or red

>> No.30102215

I SAT ON MY BOSE HEADPHONES. IM DOWN $300 AND THE MARKET ISNT EVEN OPEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30102227
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>>30102070
It’s ok anon. I believe in you

>> No.30102247
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>oil up 0.2%
>gold down -0.2%
FUCKKKK

>> No.30102278

>>30102070
Still not funny, but I understand you are a pathetic fucking neet

>> No.30102282

>>30102215
Any warranty?
If not, consider in-ear IEMs from Etymotic.
Not noise cancellation, but superior noise isolation and audio reproduction.

>> No.30102284

>>30101792
No one wants to get on Twitter anymore

>> No.30102295
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>>30102247
>Sold 30 ounces at 2000 dollars
>Just gonna buy them back with my stock market gains soon

>> No.30102323
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>>30102295
to be fair, ive only been baghodling gold miners for two weeks, i think they'll go up again soon

>> No.30102327

Why are Jews so evil bros?

>> No.30102339

>>30102070
its ok fren, i will attack the soxl ceo tomorrow morning because of your inspiration

>> No.30102349

>>30102149
>When doing analysis what do you guys look for?
A: Is there a practical use for the thing I am buying?
B: Will other people agree that there is a practical use for the thing I am buying at some point in the future? To what degree? <<<< IMPORTANT
Anything beyond that is bells and whistles.

>> No.30102386

What is everyone prediction on RKT tomorrw?

I'm thinking its gonna dip then we all buy the dip and blast off and give bags to leddit.

>> No.30102387

Another option question:

If I sell a covered call for say 40% OTM, and then buy a call 20% OTM same expiry, is that ever profitable?

>> No.30102400
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>>30102295
>Sold 30 ounces at 2000 dollars
>30 ounces of oil

>> No.30102407

unironically china got BTFOd by their market comments on US asset bubbles yesterday. everyone is going to ditch them and come ride our exchanges to infinity

>> No.30102414
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>>30102327
its in their blood

>> No.30102416
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>>30101891
>Is this a subhuman take or is this down right Jewish money making take?
Anyone who tells you not to be Jewish on /smg/ is a tourist
>>30102215
I've nearly sat on my k702's a few times. Are you obese? You shouldn't be dropping your ass down like that anon

>> No.30102429

>>30102327
It's really less evil and more a level of ingroup preferences taken to sociopathic levels. I can't fault them for it so much as I despise that they have brainwashed whites into rescinding their right to a group identity and freedom of association.

>> No.30102436

>>30102278
t. CEO of SOXL

>> No.30102454
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>>30102400
based

>> No.30102485

>>30101752
What’s a good programming language to write a algorithm with
I realised that , I am born with shit luck that is always wrong about the timing

>> No.30102491

>>30102323
hold long enough you might get a nice bonus. seen more than a few extra payouts this year.
>>30102149
T&A and sharp eyes. She has to smell clean, but not necessarily perfumed. You got a sister?

>> No.30102498

>>30102215
kek, I've lost 2 pairs of headphones this way.

>> No.30102504

>>30102387
>If I make money and make money is that profitable?
How do I short this level of nigger tier stupidity. Seriously anon, think of them as two mutually exclusive bets in a positive direction, then stfu and read a book or something

>> No.30102509
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>>30101937

>> No.30102514
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>>30102407
Call me retarded but long term I am bearish on China.
Their aging population, their government, their economy, it's all breaking down if you give it enough time. No socialist dictatorship can compete with the free market and it's many benefits.

>> No.30102518
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30102518

Ok BCRX shill I’ve narrowed it down to “A” or “BRKR” is that close?

GIVE ME ANOTHER CLUE

>> No.30102521

>>30102093
it would be thursday in NZ and OZ, you fucking tard, not tuesday.

>> No.30102520

>>30102485
Python

>> No.30102525

LOL ANON STOP JERKING ON THIS TRASH
everyone here laughs at your cockoin
smart guy will choose just liquidity yields
my purse is safe with juld coins

>> No.30102534
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30102534

OIL chads check in, we over %60 again like I predicted last thread. Fuck You pay me

>> No.30102547
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>>30102323
I bought in at the peak in august and have been bag holding since. Down 35k.

>> No.30102567
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>>30102521
I can't account for every irrelevant island out there when doing big boy inspect element jobs.

>> No.30102570

>>30102436
>Stupid reddit zoomernigger that doesn't understand the functions

>> No.30102571

>>30102416
Of course being acting Jewish is a pretty much guaranteed way to make money on the market. I'm just wondering if XOP calls would be a good idea. Or if it is top much of a speculative play that could fuck me over bigly

>> No.30102583
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>>30101807
> yours truly 2095s

>> No.30102604
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Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

>> No.30102608

>>30102387
HHHHHNNNNEEEEEEEH HOW DO I WIPE MY BUTT?!

>> No.30102615
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>>30102323
They won't.

Look dude I used to be all about miners but the simple fact of the matter is that this is that a miner with some of the best fucking fundamentals in the entire sector does nothing but crab downward for literally no reason.

I would LOVE to be convinced otherwise but this retarded clownmarket doesn't give a singular fuck about tangible value. It's all building the hype and selling the news.

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>>30102604
the eggs aren't working anon

>> No.30102648

>>30102521
You wildly underestimate how bad this is going to be

>> No.30102664

I bought RKT before all this gay reddit shit

>> No.30102671

>>30102407
Those comments were based entirely on the assumption that were in a recession. Which technically you could say yes we are except its completely artificial and self inflicted by governments. The high valuations are just reflecting the reality that the economy will be fine a year from now except on top of that we have QE infinity and 0% rates for 2 years.

>> No.30102678

>>30102604
I nearly shit my pants yesterday trading after I ate 6 eggs, the smell was egregious.

>> No.30102690
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>>30102534

>Oil Baron here

How can I help you?

>> No.30102715

>>30102518
BCRX SHILL YOU OWE ME ONE AFTER ALL THE MONEY I LOST ON OSMT

>> No.30102729
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>>30101752
I just want to waifupost

>> No.30102733
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>>30102648
>Futures so red they are destroying the fabric of reality
M-Masaka!

>> No.30102773
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>>30102604
>eat egg
>still down on SOXL
I've been lied to

>> No.30102780

>>30102729
Why?

>> No.30102804
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>>30102678
>egregious
Why the fuck would you now spell it Eggregious for the pun?

>> No.30102812

I'm holding MOSY and FCEL and some shares of CBWTF for shits and giggles.

>> No.30102876
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>>30102215
How retarded are you? BOSE headphones are tough too. You are either fat as shit, dumb as shit, or both.

>> No.30102877

>>30102520
Might as well that’s the only one I know right now

>> No.30102883
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>>30102690
i will take a brief case full of crisp hundos, thank you fine sir

>> No.30102896
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live look after the OPEC meeting
gas going down to 1 dollar/gallon

>> No.30102903
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>>30102615
what are you holding right now? im happy to pay the risk of crabbing downward for a while until the market catches wind that gold companies will be printing money this year

>> No.30102928
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>>30102780
I like Sakura

>> No.30102933

>>30102804
Based

>> No.30102945
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Rkt is being sold off after hours?

>> No.30102979

>tqqq up one day 10%
>down 10%
>up 10%
Its all so tiresome

>> No.30103017

I miss the regulars from early April, these anime posters and soxl faggots are niggers. Baggie, rkg, even 2scoops was better than these faggots and 2scoops is a fucking nigger, I miss them. Anime overall sucks and these guys are all neck beard fat isolationists and that's annoying cause they won't quit until they know they have no waifu or fren.
>t.6'3" 120iq Chad

>> No.30103036

SOXL TO 50 EOD OR ELSE!!!!!!!

>> No.30103044
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>>30102896
too late. I've been fudding oil all day to buy cheap bags.

>> No.30103058

reckted, get the dip retard or die poor
this shillers try to scam you with shit token
don’t go for this shit, wanna see the true staking GEM?
follow Jul with dual system on binance smart chain
>2000$ already here

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>>30102928
Do you also like fish (and by extension, AQB)?

>> No.30103075

>>30103017
nostalgia glasses

>> No.30103086

How far into the future are futures?Are the master traders guessing what tomorrow will be like?

>> No.30103109

what's up with the obessions with SOXL here when there are way better ETFs

>> No.30103132

>>30102534
Monthly reminder that the anti-oil shills are banker lackeys who can fuck off.

>> No.30103139
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talk about a fucked up chart

>> No.30103140

>>30103086
we up nigga, Nasdaq almost up a percent

>> No.30103145

>>30103017
Nah I remember that one guy with brain damage and multiple mental illnesses dumping his schizophrenic jibberish here every night for hours. That in top of 3 to 5 tripfags and nametags all rent seeking and spamming the same ticker every post. Really today is just a different flavor of autism. Your brain is deliberately filtering out the trash that you read back then.

>> No.30103153

>>30102928
So you have like a brain disorder where you like or fantasize about the unattainable because you're such a dismorphic hideous creature, or something like that?

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Hypothetically, if you were invited to Lum and my wedding, would you prefer the crab or the salmon?

>> No.30103167

>>30103109
oh yea? name one

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>>30103139

>> No.30103189

>>30103017
Nigger how were you posting back in early April and don't remember all the anime spam back then as well?

>> No.30103209

>>30103086
Lurk for 3 months before posting again

>> No.30103218

>>30103017
>even 2scoops was better than these faggots and 2scoops is a fucking nigger,

Either your post is bait which congrats, it bit, or you're a fucking retard.

>> No.30103220

>>30103086
the masters can see the heat death of the universe

>> No.30103245
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30103245

>>30103158
Both
>>30103170
I made that picture and I tried making more but I just could not find good anime girls to do this with.
All my attempts look shit and bloated.

>> No.30103268

Can someone tell me what are some good stocks for the slow, underwhelming recovery, as opposed to the electric car space age meme recovery, or should I just stay in that?

>> No.30103282

NASDAQ BETTER BE UP A WHOLE PERCENT WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE SHOWER

>> No.30103283

>>30103109
idk man it just kind of happened one day. speaking from experience, i might guess most people really have no idea how to pick stocks and semiconductors just seem like a reasonable thing to invest in rather than some random shit like AQB.

>>30103209
i have been here for about a year, im still not sure what what futures mean for the next day. sometimes its green then goes red, sometimes red and goes green. always wondered how far forward the market prices things in too. like a year? tesla is probably valued forward a decade.

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>>30103245
It's a really nice picture! Good job. I love pics that combine anime & stocks

>> No.30103309

>>30102547
Which stock?

>> No.30103330
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Everything’s red. I think I rather like it

>> No.30103356

>>30103109
> will people continue using computers
If yes, soxl

>> No.30103360

>>30102715
>BRKR
https://mayfieldrecorder.com/2021/03/02/bruker-co-brkr-to-issue-quarterly-dividend-of-0-04-on-march-19th.html
>A
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-03-02/agilent-agrees-to-acquire-resolution-bioscience-for-550-million


I think it's gotta be one of these two

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>>30103158
Considering I hold CRBP, I think I have enough crab to last a lifetime

>> No.30103376

>>30103305
I bet you do ya degenerate child

>> No.30103380

>>30101990
kys stop spamming

>> No.30103389

>>30103309
25+ Jr's too lazy to list them.
If you're interested in lists, check the miner section of this pastebin. It has a lot of resources.
I didn't buy them all at once as well, I just got impatient and had some bad entrys recently.

https://pastebin.com/QiPNGxNN

>> No.30103391

Sunglasses. What are the best sunglasses companies?

>> No.30103413

New friend question, is crabbing when stocks move up and down but ultimately settle at around break even by day's end?

>> No.30103419

>burry deleted his posts shit talking BTC because even he couldn't deal with BTC maxi autism
I even clicked through a few of those profiles and was overwhelmed by the smell of curry. Also good odds that each was "TSLA investor" too.
Jesus christ

>> No.30103433

>>30103391
Gatorz, probably not publicly traded

>> No.30103446
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>>30103245
Have you tried using this anime girl?

>> No.30103457

>>30103413
Side to side. Crabs walk side to side.
Wild up and down in kangaroo.

>> No.30103469

>>30103413
Just think of just moving side ways.

>> No.30103473

>>30103413
New fren answer, lurk more nigger

>> No.30103481

>>30103446
Sagiri?
Give me a minute I am currently trying Fujiwara.

>> No.30103500

>>30103473
no

>> No.30103513

>>30103419
He deletes everything now cause of threats, he has implied as much. He must think deleting all his doomism 20min later will keep the poison away. He’ll probably die or stop when enough people carch on, cause now he is just a good canary in the coal mine for people “in the know”

>> No.30103517

>>30103389
That is a lot anon. I dont even like holding 10 stocks yet somehow you manage 25+!?

>> No.30103525

My friend told me bitcoin would never touch 55k again and I'm starting to think he was right

>> No.30103534

>>30103413
>>30103457
Also when it goes up bigly it's a cow/moo/milkies etc (think 'cow jumped over the moon'). And a big dump is called a whale because it dives down deep.

>> No.30103555

>>30103500
You're simply a helpless young child that expects things to be given to him for free, go read you lazy disgrace to your grandfather;no doubt your father is equally worthless and a greater disappointment to his grandfather

>> No.30103580

>>30103481
Can you use Char (pic related >>30103330) in a pic? That screenshot and quote is from an episode of Gundam The Origin.

>> No.30103585
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>>30101792
You didn't get the memo?
Tech is over

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>>30103481
Try out the bocc too.

>> No.30103610

>>30103525
That's cause you're not old enough

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>>30103481
I'm somehow not happy

>> No.30103620

>>30103391
ESLOF

glasses monopoly of north america

>> No.30103644

Realistically can ACB reach price levels seen in 2019 ever again?

>> No.30103687
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>>30103613
I think it might have to do with her big blue eyes. It sorta clashes with the red? I'm not too familiar with color theory though.

>> No.30103701

>>30101891
They won't increase enough to keep oil in check

>> No.30103703

Did SOXL split, check their earning last week and they were up in the 600.

>> No.30103719

>>30103517
A lot are speculative explorers with unproven ground. It's basically gambling so I like to spread out to lots of companies I've done decent DD wth and have potential. Maybe 5k in the smaller positions with 20k in the largest with most potential.
>Only a few Jr's are destined to be 10+ baggers so it's best to spread out if you have the capital.

>> No.30103729
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30103729

Good night SMG, hope we see green tomorrow uwu

>> No.30103735

>>30103703
no...soxl did not split. whats the price now?

>> No.30103737

>>30103687
Me neither. All I know is how to work paint 3D
You can do it yourself. takes like 5 minutes to learn, it is basically the old paint but way better and way easier to handle than GIMP

>> No.30103744
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>>30103525
>friend's fiancee talking about how her friend's bf bought a bitcoin for 50k
>mfw I bought at 30k and sold @50k

>> No.30103759

is Urusei Yatsura actually good?

>> No.30103774
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>>30102571
>Or if it is top much of a speculative play that could fuck me over bigly
You don't seem confident in it yourself. So the answer is maybe :^)
>>30102729
My ally against the w*rm posters
>>30103064
Sakura wouldn't want to punish us with a stock like AQB
>>30103158
Crab for my CRaBPot and salmon for the 2D girl

>> No.30103798

>>30103613
Well fwiw I liked it enough to save...

>> No.30103801
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>>30103703
15:1

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>>30103759
Nah, only one of the movies (picrel) is decent.

>> No.30103830

Seriously though, all I have to do is exercise the long leg, right? I'm calling my broker in the morning.

>> No.30103860
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>>30103735
>>30103735
>>30103735
>>30103735
https://investorplace.com/2021/03/soxl-split-whats-going-on-today-with-the-semiconductor-etfs-15-for-1-stock-split/

>> No.30103927

>>30103860
no-one fucking believes you Tim, give us our fucking shares

>> No.30103945

>>30103283
there are contracts for each month
eg. you can buy a contract for copper to be delivered in March, April, May, etc
same thing with indices
>what futures mean for the next day
it all depends on what is going on in the markets / current events
if you see futures green because stimulus was just passed, it's unlikely to switch by the following morning
or if futures have been green all night, but some bad news breaks in the morning it'll turn around
the market reacts to new information, and prices in future events

>> No.30103970

>>30102903
I hold UUUU, SOXL, and most recently been wheeling GTE. I'm bagholding NAK while I sell calls above my cost basis to try to claw my way out of the hole.

If I were to invest in gold, I would unironically 100% KGC, because they are a fucking fantastic company with insane cash flow, divvies, weeklies for their options chains, the works. Maybe there are better ones out there with more room to grow but I remember KGC being crazy good when I looked into their fundamentals. The only thing is their premiums suck but you can't have it all in fairness.

>> No.30104022

whoa

This one could be something more real and tangible than spooky DGTW!

=====

$DBMM MONSTER DD/DATA--> 10,000% to 90,000%+ RUN BREWING.

DBMM is REAL OTC company with AUDITED FINS(Ks), OS ONLY 757M which is UNCHANGED since last 4+ years and REAL IT business with many IT Awards.

$DBMM

* AUDITES FINS
* Current in Ks and Qs
* *** UNCHANGED Float last 4+ years ***
* IT, Search, Social Media and Digital Analytics company
* Running business
* Revenue
* Clients
* IT and Management employees
* IT Awards
* Great recommendations from IT clients
* Harvard Grad CEO
* Technical leadership
* Great recommendations from clients
* 300+M NAKED shorts
* 1st OTC company to be reinstated to PINK from Grey after WINNING OIP
* Candidate to run for 10,000%+ after reinstatement to PINK.

Many OTC Junk companies reinstated to PINK from Grey and ran 10,000% to 90,000% with NO business and NO Financial including Ks and Qs.
$BRLL $PVDG $TPTW $AITX

(note: this whole post is just an opinion)

>> No.30104032

>>30103513
Maybe.
>He also talked about taking out mortgages to invest in dividend stocks

>> No.30104047

>>30102928
nasty bug fucker

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>>30103759
I think it's quite good

>> No.30104069

>>30101979
ADHD is madeup

>> No.30104080

>>30103525
There is a lot of trapped dumb ass hedgie money in BTC that will defend it. I still expect a blowoff top past 60k as the last of the chinese miners take money from dumb westerners.

>> No.30104088

i feel like a smoothbrain, but should i invest in Nokia? News looks pretty good to me.

>> No.30104101

Some of you guys are alright. Dont hold SOXL tomorrow

>> No.30104115

>>30104069
I fucking wish.

>> No.30104116

>>30103759

You liked Rumiko Takahashi's

Inuyasha?
Ranma 1/2?

if yes you should add Urusei Yatsura into your collection. Might as well throw in Maison Ikkoku from the same era also

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>>30104101
I welcome the cheapies.

>> No.30104128

Is AMZN gonna keep crabbing all year or what

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>>30103798
Thanks. It's strange how nobody ever liked this one. I actually put effort into that one because the chart was MSFT, my biggest position, in a big downtrend.

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RYCEY is going to be cooming hard in the next two months. Always bet on the norf!

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>>30103774
That means you don't like Sakura enough. I for one am holding on to AQB through thick and thin. (I'm just trying to cope, please send help)

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>>30104131
Lol. She just got Bogged!

>> No.30104267

>>30102093
>Black

Are you assuming its color, bigot racist?

>> No.30104277

>>30101979
Price target EOD/EOW?

Do you think there's a potential squeeze?

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>>30104131
I tried making my own, I don't know where you get nicer pictures of red numbers though.

>> No.30104385

>>30102215
Nows your chance to step up your game to some Sennheiser hd650's and stop buying marketing.

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>>30104345
Nice one.

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I feel like his may be exploitable for stock images...

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>Nasdaq up 0.94%

I don't check futures often. Is this normal or volatile that we're seeing up and down 1% every night now

>> No.30104568

>>30102715
>BCRX
You know what, on second thought, I'm pretty sure it's BRKR. BCRX shill only does pennies, and BRKR is the only penny on that list

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BTC predicts the future and bitcoin is up

>> No.30104611

>>30104568
or maybe I'm high, wtf man I would have sworn...

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>>30104022
>10,000% to 90,000%+ RUN BREWING.
Never post this ever again
>>30104173
>I'm just trying to cope, please send help
I seriously hope you didn't buy when it was $9 or more
>>30104385
You need a very high double digit IQ to buy an amp. HD650's are already out of his reach

>> No.30104629

>>30104504
fairly normal for this bull market
abnormal in a normal market
still pretty good though in this bull market

>> No.30104657

>>30104022
>IT and Management employees
AND
>Great recommendations from clients
?!?!
it's almost too good to be true! I'm all in

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>VIX down over 4%
Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back bull market bros

>> No.30104707

>“This is another great milestone in the history of our company”, said Emiliano Grodzki, CEO of Bitfarms. "With this equipment purchase agreement, Bitfarms is positioned to remain in the top tier of publicly traded crypto mining companies in the world. This purchase and expansion will be the cornerstone of our corporate growth strategy through
2022. The supply of miners will be one of the greatest challenges in for the foreseeable future due to a global shortage of wafers used to create semi-conductor chips which is a vital component in mining rigs. Our strategy will be to continue to grow our own infrastructure and professional operations and conduct mining in our own facilities which increases operational efficiency and profitability”, added Mr. Grodzki.
SOXL people explain this to me, there's a shortage of "wafers"? like the green plastic shit?

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futures green. bitcoin up. cryptominers and oil should be good today

>> No.30104748

>>30103282
>ends up showering for like 7 hours

>> No.30104753

people are gonna chase this RKT shit with other shorted stocks so what's going to run tomorrow?
UWMC
SKT
ASO
KMPH
who's the big winner?

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>NOOOOOOOOOI WONT GIVE YOU 1/5th OF YOUR HECKIN SHARERINOS

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>mfw when the VIX put I bought last minute starts printing

>> No.30104801
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lmao!
look at how fucking flat the 10yr is
Mannarino was right, they are doing yield curve control

>> No.30104859

>>30103811
4th movie is a surrealist gem of Japanese animation. It's a meta commentary on why takahashi and the directors stopped liking urusei yatsura.

>> No.30104862

>>30104801
It’s called Operation Twist you retarded ape. Please leave the financial world forever.

>> No.30104896
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>VIX down
>yields flat
>DXY down
yeah i'm thinking we're back

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>>30103970
Lol, you're bagholding NAK and you would be bagholding KGC too.

NEM has been stealing all of KGC's attention as it has a better divy.

>Even barrick is a better choice than KGC right now.

>> No.30104944

I made a nice amount of money in my first 2 weeks into trading stocks back in January but I have come to terms that it was 100% all because of how bullish the market was at the time and that if I were to try the same things today, I would probably slowly(or quickly) lose all my gains and then some. Now whenever I pick a target stock to invest in, I sit with my finger on the buy button and literally start sweating, telling myself to wait just a bit longer it will probably dip as soon as I buy in, and sometimes yeah it does but other times I had the literal bottom just before a spike and I never enter. I'm too fucking afraid of losing money. I'm consistently up in paper trading but I don't get these feelings and cold feet when I paper trade. I'll make hundreds a day just executing my own plays even with options and yet soon as I switch over to live I completely shut down and freeze up. I don't know if I'll ever get past being this way and frankly looking back at the plays I made in January, I don't even know how I mustered up the courage to click review order let alone submit. Just thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach. What do?

>> No.30104969
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>>30104717
imagine busy a pussy ass nigga and selling oil during the golden bull run

never selling diamond hands :rocket:

>> No.30104995

>>30104614
>>30104657

just found it randomly while browsing Stocktwits and Investorshub

https://web-qa.stocktwits.com/symbol/DBMM

https://investorshub.advfn.com/Digital-Brand-Media-and-Marketing-Group-Inc-DBMM-5130/

now fud away!

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>>30104896
Tomorrow is going to be better than Monday. These are some blessed futures. Hope nobody sold during the bear trap.

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>>30103860
> when the semiconductor etf splits

>> No.30105080
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30105080

bros are we feeling bullish again. was today the fake and not monday?

>> No.30105082

Some of you guys are alright, dont go on /biz/ tomorrow

>> No.30105085

>>30104717
yeah man I have got to stop being lazy and get some BARFARF

>> No.30105109

>>30104862
>calls me a retarded ape
>doesn't understand it's only 10yr affected currently
do you even know what operation twist is...?
it's to buy 10yr and sell short-term bonds
please anon, show me the short-term bonds getting dumped
go look at how the 6 month, 1 year, 2yr, 3yr are behaving right now.
it is just the 10yr.
The Fed is trialing YCC on the 10yr, right now.
They are going to announce it within a month
Watch this, enlighten yourself:
https://youtu.be/vHUeqW1XzC0?t=30

and just for good measure,
you're a retard

>> No.30105137
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ARE WE GONNA CRASH OR FUCKING WHAT???

>> No.30105141

>>30103860
>>30105044
>Dat face
>Dem shoulders
>Dose tits
>Dat body altogether
Would let her bleed my scrotum dry, if you know what I am saying.

>> No.30105149

>>30105080
All red numbers are fake. The line only goes up forever. This is a proven fact. Bear markets will become nothing more than a folk tale parents tell their kids before bed.

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T
S
L
A

>> No.30105166

>>30105137
no and it's fukken annoying, I want to accumulate at bargain prices

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>>30104614
Around 400$ worth @9.50 after the second offering. Was planning on getting it around 12ish a week before. Honestly I was planning on holding it for 5+ years anyhow, just having fun bullshitting. I only have covidbux to my name anyhow, so if I lose it all it's not much.

>> No.30105195
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>>30105149
That's what they said about SOXL...

>> No.30105198

>>30104614
There are probably a few zoomers with complete setups, no research necessary, selling on eBay to pay their rents. Taking the leap from Bose memery to actual sound quality (buying used) is even possible for mouth breathing day trader neets. The only pain in the ass is if anons have a massive music library and either finding replacement FLAC files or worst case, ripping off original discs to FLAC. What a fucking pain in the ass that is as I'm sure you know.

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>>30105186
Speaking of UUUU, still worth buying in at 65+?

>> No.30105217
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>>30105195
I just bought SOXL at close yesterday. It will only go up.

>> No.30105219

>>30104969
I'm holding SU until it hits $30. Never selling my XOM

>> No.30105234

>>30105195
Just rotate the chart until it goes up holy shit how do people not understand this

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>>30105217
You're making a mistake... take it from me I lost almost everything on SOXL...

>> No.30105263

>>30105044
I have 25K in SOXL and this is a fucking tiny stack compared to other anons. Covered calls to the fucking moon, come at me memers.

>> No.30105273

>>30105219
> sold my xom to buy more MO
not mad but not happy

>> No.30105362
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WTF WAS THAT DROP IN FUTURES
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.30105411

>>30104918
>you would be bagholding KGC too.
>would
Keyword there retard, gold is retarded to invest in because even a ridiculously good company like KGC is worthless in a meme economy because no BANG BOOM WAHOO to capture zoomer dipshits' attention span.

>> No.30105431

>>30101979
you stupid nigger it's just ritalin with some bs added.
This shit will never be on a formulary even in the next 5 years.
stop shilling

>> No.30105433
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>>30105362
Sorry, no cheapies for you. Should’ve bought the dip last week.

>> No.30105491
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HANS IS ABOUT TO DUMP. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>> No.30105510
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just getting for tomorrow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30105527

>>30105411
I'm saying your choices are shit.
>meme economy or not.

NAK niggers btfo

>> No.30105529
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CRASH SO I CAN BUY IN AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES FUCK LET ME IN

>> No.30105567

>>30105527
Post portfolio

>> No.30105611
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>wheat down
>coffee and orange juice cratering
>leanhogtalk.net overnight chatter hinting at further drop in lean hogs
Yeah, I'm sleeping well tonight boys.

>> No.30105612
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BIDEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRASH CRASH CRASH SELL SELL SELL SELL CRASH

>> No.30105662

>>30104862
>>30105109
I'm still waiting anon. Show me the short-term bonds getting dumped. Show me the "twist".

>> No.30105673

NASDAQ TO 1% BY PM

>> No.30105683
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>>30105611
>leanhogpros.info planning a coordinated delivery squeeze of lean hogs
IT'S ABOUT TO GO HOG WILD

>> No.30105704

Bros, the Yahoo Finance mortgage banner ad girl...

>> No.30105712

Remember to buy RKT in the morning. The hedgies got fucked yesterday with their short squeeze and now its our time to fuck em up good and hard.

They supressed the price for a long time at 20$ because they were trying to do a slow drip in because they know rocket morgage is going to be a big hit when boomers need to move out of the city. They play ads hardcore on the radio. Boomers be boomers and canno handle the lockdowns and texas, Mississippi and flordia just reopened. Time to move and get a rocket morgage home.

>> No.30105717
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Did Biden cancel student loans yet?

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>>30105567
I already gave you two suggestions.
Go check the pastebin I posted earlier for more if you want a list.

>> No.30105723

There’s literally nothing wrong with being jewish.

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>>30105704
forgot pic

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my female IRS agent is making fun of me panic selling that one time
IT HAPPENED ONE TIME SUSAN
ONE TIME
I LEARNED TO HOLD

>> No.30105852

>>30101752
dHEDGE solves all legacy stuff

>> No.30105867

>>30105783
She can Yahoo my dick, if you know what I mean.

>> No.30105871

>>30105431
what kind of bs? all of my cokehead friends love ritalin and adderal so maybe this will be the next thing with them

>> No.30105877

>>30105718
>Haha I won't post my losers look at my winners!
Whatever retard

>> No.30105879

>im so fucking tired from losing funds
>wish to die everyone who talks to me
>i see graphene DISTRIBUTION soon
>i put money in in PHR tokens and receive some graphene coins
>i get profit from sharding tech
>i fuck your mama underneath your bed

>> No.30105918

>>30105712
Nope. Will drop.

>> No.30105941

>>30105783
Look at that yahooba

>> No.30105992

>30105879
The bots are developing a sense of humor. I'm not sure whether I should be amused or terrified.

>> No.30106055

>>30105712
>pls don't drop my bags at open
shouldn't have held overnight

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>>30105821
>female IRS agent gets the strap on out from her briefcase and tells me I have five seconds to explain why I was tax farming

>> No.30106157

>>30106098
Oh God. I am sorry

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CATHERINE DIANE WOOD WE NEED TO TALK

>> No.30106186

>>30105871
t. modafinil sweeping the market

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>>30106172

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>>30102070
>>30102071
I'm thinking of snapping up some SOXL at open. Is it a buy at 38 boys? What the fuck happened this thing plunged from 600 lol that's gotta sting

>> No.30106265

>>30106235
Right about now.
The funk SOXL brotha.

>> No.30106286

Do I offload RKT now or wait for the dividend and risk holding bags

>> No.30106287

>>30106172
Only 69 members in that subreddit so there’s still room for SOXL to go up before suffering the reddit curse.

>> No.30106407

>>30106260
please be a troll..

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>>30101752

Am I better off keeping my money than investing in blue chip boomer companies like johnson and johnson?

>> No.30106442

>>30106260
The whole market is dipping.

>> No.30106513

>>30106418
god no, keeping your money is the worst thing you could possibly do because its guaranteed to lose value over time

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>futures
gonna be a beautiful day friends

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>>30106513
alrighty, I dont believe in tech stocks/s&p at all esp in this clown year since Im sure theres a painful correction soon.

Ill just use my extra savings on boomer chip companies then.

>> No.30106600

>>30102215
what's the damage and how fat are you like god damn that's gotta be pretty fat
you could probably repair most forms of damage unless you're talking really fat, like amerilard rag on stick fat

>> No.30106601

>>30102678
Assuming you don't have an egg intolerance, you are (probably) missing acid(s) in your diet. Try drinking 20oz of vegetable juice.

>> No.30106622

>>30106513
There's nothing wrong with sitting on cash for a while if your see signs that a correction isn't over... Better to suffer inflation than 3x leveraged losses...

>> No.30106652

>>30106418
scroll down to the bottom of this page and look at the stock screener:
https://traderschoice.net/about-traders-choice/
invest in blue chips that are rated strong buy

>> No.30106658

Hello /smg/, newfag here. After doing market for a week, I got loss for the first time. It's fantastic, I feel like a true /biz/fag now.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>> No.30106682

If btc is still above 50k when I wake up, im gonna bfarf

>> No.30106766

>>30106652
wow that is painful to look at

>> No.30106800

>>30106260
3x leverage goes up fast and down fast. They rebalance daily to keep it in a position to hit 3x goals and this can help with not going down as fast but if tech is dumping, the leverage in a tech mutual fund will have its way to dump it faster. This being said I’m interested in picking up SOXL shares, due to its ability to go up fast, give my portfolio some leverage, the fact that they have consistently went up and are forward splitting over it.

>> No.30106803

>>30106260
Biden went crazy when signing the executive order on 'semis' and everyone panic sold anything doing with semiconductor tech and went all in with US based manufacturing of semi trucks and semi truck parts. A complete shit show I have never seen a stock fall off a cliff like that in my life.

>> No.30106833

>>30106766
???

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>>30105186
You're going to use free gambling money on meme fish? My biggest problem with AQB is their inability to farm outdoors. I hope it goes up for you anon
>>30106418
>blue chip boomer companies
I think of it as missing out on this once in a lifetime bull market. It's still a better strategy than the anons who lose money gambling

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>>30106766
getting plebfiltered by webdesign

>> No.30106956

>>30101752
I got SXOOF, ATAO, BRLL, AMLM, AND LTUM LET'S FUCKING GO LITHIUM NEVADA

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>ALSPW

>> No.30106980

>>30102200
>Examine the black scholes model
Is this something people do? Like I know what the formula is but idk when I’d ever need to have practiced with it

>> No.30107017

>>30106956
I'm also gonna assume either tesla or ATAO is gonna invest into LTUM's like 2k acre of lithium mining in fish lake

>> No.30107044

I plan to buy this stocks:
Coca cola KO
Apple AAPL
Nvidia
Ibm
Verizon VZ
General motors
Kraft heinz KHC
American Express AXP
Bank of america BAC
Chevron CVX
Wells fargo
Amazon AMZN
Google GOOGL
Tesla TSL
Paypal
Microsoft
Ups
Intel
Palantir

1K$ by stock
I would like to have opinion?
Thanks

>> No.30107066

>>30106980
by understanding black scholes inside and out, you will understand options much, much better
>Is this something people do?
yes, it is something successful traders have done at the beginning of their career
if you don't understand black scholes, you shouldn't be trading options

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How fucked am I in the morning? Gonna buy more before the job reports come in. They’re cheap so I’m hoping to get 30 more shares @ $0.10 or some shit. Last week I missed out on UVXY making me money so I’ll try again this week. Made some money swing trading SPY too

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>>30102583
holy shit my shitty pink spurdo edit

>> No.30107172

>>30107044
They're not bad (for blue chip)
I don't have time to do it myself, but go look at each one here: https://traderschoice.net/about-traders-choice/ at the bottom of the page screener
If you see any of them rated sell then I wouldn't pull the trigger
But at a preliminary glance, they all look like good picks
The only exception I would say is PLTR..

>> No.30107194

>>30106883
Everyone here needs to consider having around 50% of their portfolio invested in blue chips. Amazon has a median forecast of $4100 and a high of $5200 by March 2022. Microsoft at $283 or high of $315. These are money makers. Buy and forget about them then cash out when you're ready to buy your next house.

>> No.30107254

>>30107088
Anon.. I've seen you posting the sam thing a couple times now, that you missed out on the UVXY gains last week, so you're chasing them this week
Don't do that. Don't just assume that because it happened last week it'll happen again this week. Likewise, don't assume that because it didn't happen last week that it won't happen this week. The conditions have to be there - don't force a trade that isn't there, just because it worked the previous week

>> No.30107269

>>30107044
why PLTR?

>> No.30107284

>>30106956
...but who's going to make the batteries?

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>>30106883
That one anon who shills it actually cites that having outdoor farming is a detriment because of mercury or sea lice. For what it's worth I think farming indoor is better anyhow because you can do it in landlock areas like deep in main land china for example. Plus I doubt they care about GMO foods because they'll eat anything. Thanks for the well wishes though.

>> No.30107316

>>30101937
You are my arch nemesis
MVIS will win over CLFaggot

>> No.30107333

There's nothing I want to buy right now and I sold all my shit except for my bags.

Looks like I'm cash gang today

>> No.30107341

>>30107284
Tesla is buying literally whatever is getting offered and it's already all in the same state as one of their giga factories.

>> No.30107363

baked
>>30107351
>>30107351
>>30107351

>> No.30107380

>>30107088
Buy MVIS
The CEO is some weird push to start indian mobster

>> No.30107384

>>30107194
Put it in SPY or QQQ instead so you don't have to look at 30 different tickers

>> No.30107417

>>30107088
>>30107254
picture yourself as a surfer, waiting out in the ocean all day for the perfect wave to come in
you can sit there for hours, waiting for that one perfect wave
when it does finally come, you paddle like hell and ride the fuck out of it
right now, you are trying to catch every wave, trying to force a good wave
if you do this, your "arms" will get tired, and then when the perfect wave does come, you will be too "tired" to ride it correctly

>> No.30107475

>>30104022
Is this what counts as shilling now? Who the fuck would fall for this shit?

>> No.30107512

>>30107044
I would remove about half of that and I would add TTWO, AKAM and WMT.

>> No.30107528

>>30106513
Staying in cash is a valid strategy during a bear market.

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Should I buy and hold a generic all world international stock ETF or buy a glorious nippon regional one?

I'm thinking Japan is nowhere near as fundamentally fucked on a societal level the same way the US and Yourip are. Or am I being a weeaboo?

>> No.30107751

>>30107066
Why though? Like how is it useful in a given day?

>> No.30107825

>>30107751
I'm not sure how to answer this..
it's like you're asking
>"Why is it worth understanding how options are priced?"
wouldn't you want to understand why they are priced they way they are?
wouldn't you want to know so that you can make more informed decisions in both buying and selling?

>> No.30107872

>>30107670
china has better growth potential imo

>> No.30107954

>>30107044
Intel is literal trash, buy AMD instead

>> No.30107972

>>30107825
I feel like I do because I can see the Greeks