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30100355 No.30100355 [Reply] [Original]

How do I turn $1,500 into $1,000,000?

>> No.30100485

that stupid fucking picture made me lol, thanks op

>> No.30100513

>>30100485
Same

>> No.30100522

>>30100355
Feg on bsc.

>> No.30100534

>>30100355
alchemy

>> No.30100533

>>30100355

MINT, BAT, RLC, DAG

You’re welcome future you

>> No.30100558

>>30100355
buy eRSDL

>> No.30100562

You can't, cats can't trade.

>> No.30100582

>>30100355
>Buy a gun
>Rob bank
>Profit

>> No.30100612

>>30100355
I made that pepe

>> No.30100613

>>30100513

LOOK AT THOSE LIPS

>> No.30100619

>>30100355

just have to multiply 1500 by 666.666667

>> No.30100622

>>30100355
kneepads

>> No.30100639

>>30100355

Buy a coin that will 1000x

>> No.30100719

I guess you could've done HYDRO today, sheeyit

>> No.30100757

>>30100355
eRSDL
wowies going full howie this week

>> No.30100765

nigger.finance

>> No.30100782

>>30100485
>>30100513
>>30100613
>it's just a pepe
???

>> No.30100809

>>30100355
2x your shit roughly 9.38 times

>> No.30100881

>>30100809

this is unironically not bad advice until you hit 6 fig hell

>> No.30100932

>>30100782
we will never know what goes on in retards minds.

>> No.30100943

>>30100355
this looks like my cat. a damn accountant.

>> No.30100948

>>30100809
good advice

>> No.30100965

>>30100809
yes. Alt season is coming so practice hard on $500 of it NOW before you need to be good and bank on the gains.

>> No.30101017

You GET LAMBO?
You Get WIFE?

BUY ALPACA NOW
ALPACA IS ALREADY LIST COINGECKO NOW

TOMORROW
ALPACA ALREADY LIST BINANCE AND HUOBIT

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/alpaca-finance

>> No.30101056
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30101056

>>30100355
easy my fren, very easy
with luck and courage

>> No.30101180

>>30100619
uh oh

>> No.30101208
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30101208

To clarify, anon:
most people will try to:
1) give you advice on their way to trade
2) tell you that you have to figure it out yourself.
like many, I was totally confused by both, so I will make it simple:
Take a graph. Draw a line where you think something will go.
Rule #1) If it is below that line, that's cheap to you. start buying
Rule #2) if it is above that line, that's expensive to you. start selling
Rule #3) do not buy or sell like an APE in 1 fell swoop. that's not good trading, that is being a dopamine addicted freak looking for a result.

Suggestion) Follow the above rules and you won't make millions at first, but you will figure out how to trade well. when you start making real gains, then start playing a bit riskier and waiting a bit longer to buy/sell based on your confidence getting better with your price picks.

>>30100355
Also checked.

>> No.30101236

If you are into crypto then you have Ocean, OGN ,MATIC ,COTI, they probably gonna 2x eom, and if you want fast gains with higher risk choose bnb shitcoins like Bake or Cake but you should be very careful.

>> No.30101288

How do I turn $ 1,500 into $ 1,507?

>> No.30102074

>>30101236
OGN seems interesting. What wallet can you use to store it?

>> No.30102210

>>30100355
>the lucky way
pick a good low cap coin and wait 15 years
>the retard way
bet it all on a random ICO and wait 5 years
>the suicide way
125x leverage short on BTC and hope to god it drops by 90%

>> No.30103752

>>30100355
You spend that $1,500 on a nice rifle, the change you put in some combat gear. Then rob a bank (in Minecraft of course) and well done, you turned $1,500 into at least $1,000,000!

>> No.30103943

>>30100782
its an apu and its funny u faggot