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30082068 No.30082068 [Reply] [Original]

how do i get my money out of crypto

>> No.30082102

Sell it on the black market

>> No.30082137
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30082137

>He thinks he can cash out

>> No.30082158

>>30082068
for what reason would you want to get it out?

>> No.30082169

through exchanges

>> No.30082192

>cashing out

crypto is a meme. there is no cash out

>> No.30082196

>>30082158
to buy physical assets

>> No.30082214

>>30082068
wait you want to cash out
like get money?
that you spent?
uhhh anon ... i,

>> No.30082224

>>30082068
Send it to an exchange, exchange for your choice of fiat. I withdrew over 20k the other day. Was in my account within a couple minutes.

>> No.30082240

>>30082068
Why would you ever want to do that?

>> No.30082241

>>30082068
by selling me your ass

>> No.30082276
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>>30082224
what does the taxman think?

>> No.30082340

>>30082068
use vpn with triple encryption outside of a centralized exchange so that there's no proof you actually sold in the US if you're trying to avoid taxes

>> No.30082360
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30082360

can I avoid taxes by buying virtual items like cosmetics

>> No.30082520

>>30082068
send it to exchange, change by any fiat go to your bank
"Excuse me wagie I have 10m$ sitting on a mongolian basket board and I would like to cash out, I wil pay taxes like good goy, please tell me what to do so we can get into good terms"
Pay jew whatever jew says
enjoy your 5m

>> No.30082749

>>30082520
>50% capital gains tax
on top of
>PST
>GST
>Property Tax
>Income Tax
why do countries do this?

>> No.30082834

>>30082068
>>30082340
If its a huge volume, open an account in switzerland or cayman.

>> No.30082911

>>30082749
Countries are an international marketplace for labour

>> No.30082928

>>30082196
trade it for gold or silver

>> No.30082986

>>30082911
>9/11 digits
that's a funny way of saying the jews

>> No.30083008

>>30082749
if you made it say 10m then why would you take the headaches to discuss with the jew about how much to pay.. just pay it get your 2-3m free and you are set for life anyway free from everything and start to enjoy your new life

>> No.30083128

>>30082068
Magic the Gathering cards

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>>30082068
There is no cashing out, you're never going to use that for physical assets. But enjoy your high net worth in buttcorns

>> No.30083465
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30083465

You can't

>> No.30084933
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>>30083321
kek'd

>> No.30084984
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>>30082068
Stupid pic, good answer
- Link a bank account to an exchange like binance
- Sell it to someone for cash in person (websites exist to help with this)
- Cash out at a Bitcoin/Etherium ATM
- Buy silver with it (less boomer than it sounds)
- Why sell? Just hold until it's part of the global payment system
-----------------------------------------
Your choice says something about you

>> No.30085096

coinspot just has a withdrawal button but i haven't pressed it yet, seems like a jewish trick

>> No.30085130

>>30082068
Borrow money against it forever.

>> No.30085169

>>30082276
cap gains nigga

>> No.30085180

>>30082360
If you have so little that you are buying virtual cosmetic items with them, your taxes will probably be extremely low (0% if long-term capital gains).

>> No.30085209

>>30082068
buy physical things with it and then resell them for fiat

>> No.30085217
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>>30082068
huh.... why is this thread still up? hello?? the newfags will figure out crypto is a scam... JANNIESS?????

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>>30082068
>thinks he can cash out

>> No.30085261

>>30082520
>>30082749
do you actually pay 50% taxes on all cap gains in the US or is it like Canada where you pay your regular income tax rate on 50% of the gains?

>> No.30085299
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does anyone use the Binance VISA? It sounds good on paper, let's you spend crypto right out of your spot wallet..

I assume I haven't heard anything about it on /biz because Americans don't have access to it but I could be wrong? Anyone have any experience with it?

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>>30082068

>> No.30085461

>>30085243
there is a + in there now? god i fucking hate this retarded generation

>> No.30085546

>>30085461
in Leafistan it's LBGTQ2S+ or some shit now because the gas huffers needed a special snowflake addition

>> No.30085567

>>30082068
It's actually impossible due to FOMO

Anyone who tells you they've cashed out is a liar

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>>30082276
Who cares

>> No.30085611

>>30085261
It’s regular income on assets held less than a year, and 15% on assets held for over a year...for the first $75k.

>> No.30085616

>>30084984
i have never made sense of that situation. why did drumpf do that?

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>>30085578

>> No.30085652

>>30082068
Nononono you've realized the fatal flaw of our ponzi scheme, shut it down jannies!!!!

>> No.30085679

>>30085578
Your bank does.

>> No.30085684

>>30082068
I have a bunch of BNB but I can't use Binance, too retarded to figure out how to convert this into actual money. No decent exchanges have BNB

>> No.30085690 [DELETED] 

Get a visa card on Binance and just spend with your Binance balance, don't cash out because taxes will fuck you

>> No.30085725

>>30082068
I feel so bad when I see threads like this. You didn't really think you could cash out, did you? Anon, you sent real money on the internet via apps to buy made up funny money internet tokens. There is no actual value. You can't get your money out because you have no money to get out. It's just numbers on a screen

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>>30085546

>> No.30086066

>>30085616
There was some reason why the kitchen wasn't able to accommodate, so rather than host that college football team empty handed he ordered in McD's. I thought it was totally on point honestly. I mean, he coulda called up comet and have some pizza and hot dogs delivered, but fast food comes without pedophilia.

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>>30086066
One of the funniest presidential photos of all time

>> No.30086342

>>30084984
How da fuck do I convert BNB to something other than BNB without Binance

>> No.30086413

>>30085679
Look at the coin nigger

>> No.30086416

>>30086342
Unironically convert to XMR on a non-kyc exchange

>> No.30086451

>>30085684
>too retarded to see the convert tab

>> No.30086471

>>30082068
This is why I buy on Robinhood even though it's a piece of shit

>> No.30086491

>>30082068
There is no cashing out retard. you wait until the monetary system switches over to crypto then youlike like a pharaoh

>> No.30086552

>>30086471
You don't buy btc on robinhood. You buy a number on a screen that simulates the price of btc

>> No.30086573
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>>30086471
>"buying" crypto on Robinhood

>> No.30086593

>>30086236
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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>>30086593
>Yesterday
>All my troubles seemed so far away

>> No.30086863

>>30086573
It's basically the same thing idiot, when crypto is down or up I make money off it. Without having to worry about managing a "wallet" or hacks

>> No.30086913

>>30082068
convert from shitcoin of choice to stable coin, send it to coinbase pro (can cash out 50k daily), and convert to fiat/withdraw to bank.

>> No.30086919

>>30086552
Whatever

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>>30086236
People talk shit about this photo but fuckin Richy Rich had a whole McDonalds in his house

>> No.30087003

>>30085616
college athletes eat enormous amounts of garbage, i guarantee they loved it

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>>30082068
>How do you get money out of what, anon? What do you mean?

>> No.30087058

>>30085616
>Faggot non-athlete detected

>> No.30087109

>>30085546
It's LGBTQIA+ in freedomland. I wish I didn't know this, but I'm in college where they jam it down our throats

>> No.30087130

>>30086863
not your wallet, not your coins

>> No.30087174

>>30087109
What does the IA stand for? Idiot asshole?

>> No.30087183

>>30086413
Coin doesn't matter. The bank clerk sees you got money from a crypto exchange and reports you just to be a good goy.

>> No.30087231

>>30087130
I literally just said that

>> No.30087256

If you in canada, use shakepay to cash out

>> No.30087280

>>30087174
Intersex (for the 0.000001% of the population born with both genitals) and asexual. Apparently they're oppressed or some shit. The + stands for the absolute state we live in

>> No.30087293

>>30087231
well enjoy when they freeze your wallet because of too much volatility or whatever bullshit and your crypto evaporates

>> No.30087306

>>30087174
"intersex and asexual" i think
intersex is a real thing, it's a genetic abnormality
and asexuality is just a hormone deficiency kek
people joked about them making it the entire alphabet but then the jokes became reality

>> No.30087331

>>30087280
I'm openly against all LGBT shit so this adds fuel to my fire. Hell I remember when it was just the LGB community

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>>30082068
sell at a loss

>> No.30087637

If you’ve made it then hire a tax attorney, better call Saul

>> No.30088485

>>30087331
Globohomo appears to be the future. Evertone thought the censorship happy Christians of the 90s and early 2000s were bad..... little did we know how dark the future would be

>> No.30089095

>>30088485
These LGBT faggots are just Christians in disguise. It's the same shit.

>> No.30089257

>>30086552
Yeah, but it easier to make money off of bitcoin price fluctuations than it is to bother with the real thing.