/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.30060586]

SOXL DOWN 93% EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Lum
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>30057452

[Anonymous No.30060618]

short amazon

[Anonymous No.30060620]

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3668261-cleveland-cliffs-upgraded-at-glj-on-steel-pricing-strength

Slow and steady. 2nd upgrade in 3 trading days

[Anonymous No.30060641]

>>30060586
TELL ME XOM IS GONNA GO UP

[Anonymous No.30060650]

I've had RKT since august, why the fuck did it just pump

[Anonymous No.30060653]

nth for held SPCE through earnings

[Anonymous No.30060687]

>investing in a company whose CEO is Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy
PLTRannies, explain yourselves

[Anonymous No.30060698]

>GOLD
>+4.37%
god please epic bull run now till EOY

[Anonymous No.30060711]

>>30060641
The CEO just called me and said that you are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.30060715]

>>30060641
It’ll.

[Anonymous No.30060728]

>shorted the bottom again

[Anonymous No.30060737]

>silver is mooning and he still doesn't own BHS

[Anonymous No.30060751]

SOXL bros are we pushing it?

[Anonymous No.30060756]

>>30060620
slow and steady starting back from the starting line.

[Anonymous No.30060758]

Opinions on TSNDP, soon to be known as HUMBL? Down 20% today and I feel myself being tempted

[Anonymous No.30060764]

I've bought two peaks today

[Anonymous No.30060783]

>>30060641
woah i just realized Suncor is +2.5% lol

[Anonymous No.30060784]

>>30060586
Why is this slut so sexy

[Anonymous No.30060790]

>>30060650
Reddit is shilling it really hard, which is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.30060792]

>>30060737
My June 28c SLV calls are still not printing enough

[Anonymous No.30060794]

up 41
fucking
thousand
dollars
TODAY

my portfolio is officially at 195k

thank you AMRS chads

[Anonymous No.30060801]

NANI KORE?!

[Anonymous No.30060820]

EHang bro here. My latest shill AMTX is still rallying for a second day in a row. A great scalp trade of the day. Sell the news after CEO does his speech at the energy summit at 1pm....

[Anonymous No.30060824]

>>30060728
a true /biz/ hero

[Anonymous No.30060830]

>>30060586
>SOXL DOWN 93%

How does this even happen over night?

[Anonymous No.30060837]

Thank god. I went away for half an hour and we are getting the afternoon bull recovery that we always happens on days like these. I'll be green soon.

[Anonymous No.30060847]

>he didn't scoop up SOXL under 40
bro?

[Anonymous No.30060858]

>>30060751

[Anonymous No.30060860]

I sold AMRS yesterday at 15.63 and bought back in at 19.79. Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.30060863]

Mandatory /smg/ Diversity Training Day:
What have you done to dispel some of your white privilege and empower an oppressed minority?

[Anonymous No.30060865]

>>30060830
The world collectively agreed to revert to tribalism and denounced all electronics-based technology. Takes place in 2022 executive order signed by Biden.

[Anonymous No.30060872]

>>30060650
Performed way better than their own guidance or analyst expectations, very high short float that people want to squeeze. Good hold tho bro, I am unsure if I should cash out soon and reinvest when it blows over

[Anonymous No.30060880]

>>30060618
???

[Anonymous No.30060884]

>>30060794
im up 100$ thanks to amrs
not much but poorfag so is a lot to me
we're gonna make it amrsbros

[Anonymous No.30060892]

>>30060830
AH trading is a bitch some days/nights

[Anonymous No.30060897]

>>30060737

[Anonymous No.30060902]

>>30060794
Why not sell now?

[Anonymous No.30060907]

>>30060794
AMRS chads unite! Whats the price target for moon in numerical standards?

[Anonymous No.30060909]

Mutant fish is mooning
You all laughed at me, but who's laughing now?

[Anonymous No.30060916]

>>30060586
Thoughts on $SOS? I'm feeling bullish on it myself, which is why I've already dropped $1k on it

[Anonymous No.30060918]

>>30060863
I'm so sick of this shit

[Anonymous No.30060921]

>yields reducing
Yep, I'm thinking green EOD

[Anonymous No.30060925]

OPEC meeting yet? Any news of anything happening so far? Super comfy with my SU and GUSH.

[Anonymous No.30060936]

Where my CRBP chads at. We are greeeeeeen

[Anonymous No.30060945]

>>30060863
I'm going to popeye's for lunch

[Anonymous No.30060949]

>>30060830
-93%

[Anonymous No.30060974]

>>30060830
the CEO bought millichips instead of microchips and the market did not respond kindly to his mistake

[Anonymous No.30060977]

>>30060620
After all these months i still hate you so much for shilling my hidden steel play and making it such a shit tier meme. Fuck you tranny kike

[Anonymous No.30060991]

>>30060884
good job buddy! Buy great companies and hold for the long term! Try to get some ABNB for the long term too pal! congratz!

[Anonymous No.30060993]

>>30060586
jannies are trannies

[Anonymous No.30060995]

Thoughts on Palantir, is it a bull trap

[Anonymous No.30060997]

>>30060790
>>30060872
I'm tempted to sell half my position, I've been in the red on that thing for so long. I don't wanna be fucked by reddit memelords.

[Anonymous No.30061000]

>>30060586
>>30060751
>>30060830
>>30060847
Should I buy the SOXL dip now in a bit or hours ago?

[Anonymous No.30061001]

>>30060860
You miscalculated, but yes you can still make it.

[Anonymous No.30061003]

>>30060936
Hi.

[Anonymous No.30061026]

>>30060650
reddit

i was selling puts on it hoping to get in at a good price, too. serves me right for hesitating

[Anonymous No.30061031]

>>30060897
hahaha kekkkm

[Anonymous No.30061035]

>>30060918
You MUST comply or face termination

[Anonymous No.30061037]

>>30060863
i lost money to the jews in the stock market

[Anonymous No.30061050]

>>30060794
>>30060884
>>30060902
>>30060907
honestly i am way way over leveraged in AMRS
lol fuck i own 150k worth now.

At the same time, god fucking damn it if this doesnt have an insane year ahead of it
and insane decade

so i have to balance emotion with whats strategic.
Maybe ill sell 50k worth soon.
Maybe ill just throw stop losses on it and let it ride.

[Anonymous No.30061058]

>>30060945
Wendy's here. I closed a bunch of AMRS calls, now I get tasty burgers and a free junior frosty to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.30061061]

>>30060860
Yes bro, we all are

[Anonymous No.30061063]

How do I tell my wife I lost 93%

[Anonymous No.30061075]

>>30060995
PLTR is a trap period.
And not the cute kind.

[Anonymous No.30061076]

>>30060872
Ain't gonna hold for that Divy on the 28th? you have to be a holder of record on march 9

[Anonymous No.30061085]

>>30060991
ABNB is a bit too expensive for me currently, dont like holding fractional shares and only have about $50 free funds

[Anonymous No.30061093]

When do you anons step in on NIO? is dropping like a rock. I know it's Chinese and many against it, but it is growing on paper and I have seen Chinese actually driving them? Current at 44 down over 10% on earnings

[Anonymous No.30061123]

>>30060847
>he didn't scoop up SOXL under 40
But of course I did fellow Grace Kelly poster

[Anonymous No.30061139]

>>30060909
Mutant salmon? Really bro? Really??

[Anonymous No.30061151]

>>30060863
Why do minorities need white people to empower them? Are they incapable of doing it themselves?

[Anonymous No.30061153]

Market is down, time to buy GME

[Anonymous No.30061155]

>>30061000
>-5.5%
Ideally hours ago but buy every dip dumb shit. Setup a limit or something.

[Anonymous No.30061170]

NIO is getting worse! Ouch!

[Anonymous No.30061174]

>>30060830
>share split

you guys understand this? right? right??

[Anonymous No.30061176]

>>30061035
the fupa on her shows great potential

[Anonymous No.30061181]

>>30061026
>reddit
WRONG

of course the stock that just had great earnings and was shorted and said it will give a dividend to everyone this month is going to be mooning.

[Anonymous No.30061183]

>>30061050
I'd sell it today and buy back later because it's definitely going to dip or crab this week

[Anonymous No.30061186]

SOXL WILL NEVER BE UNDER $40 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.30061196]

I'm green
I'm green
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

[Anonymous No.30061204]

>>30060936
lets go

[Anonymous No.30061207]

>>30061076
I guess people will hold until then eh. That sounds reasonable, though that divvy is useless to me personally

[Anonymous No.30061227]

>>30061050
trim out like 2k a day until comfy! put it in ABNB... thats what i'd do... im same position... turned into my highest weighting but i still love the long term.... wat do

[Anonymous No.30061228]

>>30061050
id set stop losses, but maybe take some out just so you can go into other things if something comes up
but i dont know shit, still new and still a poorfag

[Anonymous No.30061237]

where is this retard?

[Anonymous No.30061251]

>>30060863
nothing, but I watched some WMBF porn recently

[Anonymous No.30061252]

>>30061170
Just bought some. Chyna is the future.

[Anonymous No.30061255]

>>30061151
systemic racism and self reinforcing class mobility issues would like to have a word with you

[Anonymous No.30061257]

Have a buy order set for SOXL for $35.00
Will it get that low this week? Should I bump it up to 39 instead?

[Anonymous No.30061258]

>>30060977

Lol the largest auto and electric steel producer in North America is a hidden play?

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30061267]

>>30061204
holy shit lmfao this is saved to my "Indian TikToks" folder

[Anonymous No.30061275]

>close to entering six figure hell
Any advice once I'm on the other side?

[Anonymous No.30061279]

>>30061204
I love these Indian chads

[Anonymous No.30061295]

>>30061237
On reddit probably

[Anonymous No.30061303]

>>30061257
its probably best not to invest is the SOXL shit show, so 35 is perfect

[Anonymous No.30061314]

>>30061255
This, so much this.

[Anonymous No.30061326]

>>30061204
I would hate to take a huge protein shit in the middle of a busy street.

[Anonymous No.30061329]

>>30060737
I hold 10.000 shares

[Anonymous No.30061336]

>>30060847
Can't believe smg fell for yet another scam... What kind of stock loses OVER -90% OVERNIGHT? Fucking bagholders hahahaha

[Anonymous No.30061339]

You have been visited by the SACRED RICH PEPE.

He tells you to buy
>>F
>>AMRS
>>SU
>>CLSN

Fail to do so will cause you 7 years of crabs

[Anonymous No.30061353]

>>30060650
same brother, this rise in price is lookin real nice.

[Anonymous No.30061361]

>>30061183
>>30061227
>>30061228
thanks lads.
Perhaps ill sell 50k worth, move it over to MMEDF shrooms on TD

[Anonymous No.30061363]

>>30060764
>>30060764
>two peaks

is twin peaks worth watching in 2021 when I haven't seen Mandolorian or Sopranos or Friends or BR 2049 or The Social Network or Clannad or Darling Franxx or or the end of Naruto or Tiger King?

[Anonymous No.30061370]

[Anonymous No.30061377]

PIPP to 10.60 cmon get down there

[Anonymous No.30061393]

Just let out a big stinky fanfare on my booty bugle, felt like I blew my entire asshole out. Pooping hurts now.

Buy crbp.

[Anonymous No.30061395]

>>30061336
Bro it hurts down 75k

[Anonymous No.30061396]

>>30061275

Don't be tempted to take short term capital gains when you know you have the blockbuster story positions

[Anonymous No.30061410]

>>30061258
Yes it is, or was, until your drooling retarded fat ass showed up

[Anonymous No.30061419]

>>30060618
>>30060880
oh lmao, if the arrow is a mouth than the blue banner is like a stache

[Anonymous No.30061426]

>>30061204
The original indian joker videos are the best thing I've seen from that country

[Anonymous No.30061431]

>>30061063
Tell her boyfriend first

[Anonymous No.30061440]

>>30061361
ummm no.... not that i have done the research on that company but you should take that 50k and put it into something more "concrete"
ABNB DKNG.... you don't want to take that huge gain.... then potentially lose it then pay taxes on it....

[Anonymous No.30061441]

>>30061336
You honestly cant be that retarded. It's 15-1 stock split you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.30061448]

>>30061275
at 6 figs you can start making real money using complex options without risking much.

[Anonymous No.30061451]

>>30061255
Sir this is 4chan

[Anonymous No.30061454]

>>30061204
ngl would totally lift with these guys

not more than once mind you but it would be an experience for sure

[Anonymous No.30061456]

SU or REI?
REI is cheap enough for my poverty ass to afford 100s of shares for options trading but SU seems like a better company.

[Anonymous No.30061467]

If I threaten a domestic bombing on /biz/ and then follow through how long do you think I can get the board frozen for lol

[Anonymous No.30061470]

>>30061396
Interesting advice.

[Anonymous No.30061472]

>>30060916
I want to but my tiny shriveled pp in her wet pussy if you guys catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.30061487]

>>30061431
Please leave that cuck shit on Reddit.

[Anonymous No.30061490]

>>30061252
Just be careful since you don't want to get caught in a downward XPEV LI spiral.

[Anonymous No.30061494]

>>30061204
hey what is happening in this timtok? is he channeling his energy into him?

[Anonymous No.30061497]

>>30061314
>>30061255

fuck off back to red.dit

[Anonymous No.30061499]

>>30061363
Watch Sopranos and BR 2049
Then watch Mad Men

[Anonymous No.30061504]

>bought into AMRS at $16.45
how much more is it going to go up?

[Anonymous No.30061516]

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.30061517]

>>30060863
Gave a homeless guy 30 bucks the other day so that he and his girlfriend could get a motel room for the night. My city just shut down the cold weather shelter that was being held in a hotel and dozens of people including him have been thrown back onto the streets, one person died as a result

[Anonymous No.30061521]

>>30061441
Sounds like cope to me bagholder

[Anonymous No.30061522]

>>30061467
Hewwo FBI

[Anonymous No.30061524]

>>30060618
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.30061526]

you're buying the CWSFF dip, right anon?

[Anonymous No.30061534]

>>30061363
why is she shivering

[Anonymous No.30061563]

>>30061204
>>30061267
>>30061279
>>30061426
If you've seen bollywood action movies they're all full of masculine energy like this. What we consider over the top they consider normal.

[Anonymous No.30061574]

>He waited for RKT to dip

[Anonymous No.30061583]

>I sold AMRS at $12

[Anonymous No.30061598]

>>30061526
No, it's not done dipping

[Anonymous No.30061604]

>>30061441
Someone call the manager of the stock market right now

[Anonymous No.30061620]

>>30061467
Do it, I envy you

[Anonymous No.30061624]

>>30061534
She's startled that you saw her

[Anonymous No.30061626]

>>30061363
Sopranos is fun. You can skip the rest without worry

[Anonymous No.30061625]

>>30061524

[Anonymous No.30061629]

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE POP OF THE TECH BUBBLE?

[Anonymous No.30061642]

>>30061574
RKTCHADS. I kneel. I KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.30061643]

>>30060618
Do people really?

[Anonymous No.30061649]

Buy LMND today for a cool 10-13% gain tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30061652]

"With this equipment purchase agreement, Bitfarms is positioned to remain in the top tier of publicly traded crypto mining companies in the world. This purchase and expansion will be the cornerstone of our corporate growth strategy through 2022,” @GrodzkiEmiliano, CEO of Bitfarms

Based.

[Anonymous No.30061662]

>>30061204
which porn movie is this?

[Anonymous No.30061670]

RKT mooning

[Anonymous No.30061672]

>>30061604
HES NOT ANSWERING

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30061676]

>>30061563
>What we consider over the top they consider normal.
I grew up with indian immigrant parents who would watch bollywood movies sometimes. The entire industry of bollywood is just a giant clown show. And specifically bollywood, the hindi industry. All the tamil, bengali, marathi, punjabi, etc niche film industries are fine. But Bollywood, the mainstream hindi one, is a fucking actual joke

[Anonymous No.30061685]

>>30061563
bollywood movies are awesome. if i could be like singham i would

[Anonymous No.30061690]

>>30061629
BACK OFF

[Anonymous No.30061695]

>>30061574
Spiked hard again after being mentioned on CNBC

[Anonymous No.30061699]

>>30061521
15x40 = 600 you absolute pants on head retard. I do not own the stock but I am a white supremacist with math

[Anonymous No.30061704]

I just saw some news flash on my Bloomberg terminal. Something about the SOXL CEO outside a Wendys with barnyard animals and a Thai hooker? Can anyone confirm?

[Anonymous No.30061709]

>>30061456
if you're bullish, why sell covered calls when you expect a 2x by EoY
if your poverty ass can afford 100s of REI shares, then you can also afford credit spreads or something on SU for a 4x by EoY

[Anonymous No.30061710]

>>30061517
houston?

[Anonymous No.30061713]

now that I finally have enough shares to do so, selling calls on SOXL sounds so stressful

[Anonymous No.30061719]

>Match with hot tranny on Tinder
>"I'm post-op btw"
>Unmatch
I don't even like dick but a flesh wound as a pussy is where I draw the line.
Also, I'm financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.30061733]

>>30061670
>RKT mooning
Caught the peak (so far) in a screenshot
Why does /smg/ hate money?

[Anonymous No.30061744]

What does /biz/ think about SDC?

I like the business itself, I think the core service makes sense and provides real value. I got in at $5/share last year. It’s at $11.50 today and my end game is hoping it goes back to its all time high of $24/share by EOY.

Anyone else watching this?

[Anonymous No.30061761]

RKT moves a couple bucks further towards 40 and my 30C LEAPs begin to print. Hey anon, where are you? How did you miss the RKT squeeze, it's so obvious

[Anonymous No.30061762]

>>30061719
pics

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30061763]

>>30061426
I have a few of those saved.

[Anonymous No.30061764]

>>30061448
Can you elaborate? So far I've been selling naked puts. I have margin available obviously.

[Anonymous No.30061776]

>>30061672
I'm going down there and getting out money back.

[Anonymous No.30061778]

What's going on with Bayhorse damn

[Anonymous No.30061782]

Bloomberg blaming chip shortages on 777 groundings and climate change? (Also you can watch the desi’s eyes moving left and right reading her script) Also shilling “Paris climate accord” need for higher costs, but when asked about what the real increase of costs from fucking climate change, the shill says “that’s a policy issue to be worked out in congress” Is there a real live news service that has no trash leftist bias for finance?

[Anonymous No.30061787]

>>30061710
Richmond va

[Anonymous No.30061792]

>>30061629
Yeah my stop losses are set

[Anonymous No.30061804]

>put AMRS on my watchlist back when people were shilling it at $9
>thought it was a weed stock for some reason
>saw it rise to $16
>now it's at $20
Wtf is this shit.

[Anonymous No.30061814]

>>30061704
>SOXL CEO outside a Wendys with barnyard animals and a Thai hooker
That is pure FUD fake news bullshit.

The hooker was Korean, not Thai, and technically a llama is not a barnyard animal.

[Anonymous No.30061818]

>>30061395
YOU VILL OWN NAZING!

[Anonymous No.30061825]

>>30061448
Can you explain to a stupid person I have 80K in my savings.

[Anonymous No.30061832]

RKT bros
It’s our time

[Anonymous No.30061843]

>>30061763
You know what I don't have saved? CRBP. I sold that shitty crab stock for real stocks.

[Anonymous No.30061846]

>>30061719
>plays with fire
>gets burned

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30061853]

>>30061426

[Anonymous No.30061856]

>been holding OMI since July as 20% of my portfolio in a TFSA (leaf here)
>check today and it's gone from $7 to $33
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.30061864]

>>30061713
Lol I feel you. Just did that for the first time this week on TQQQ. Takes a lot of planning, but if you mess up you really just get less profit lol.

[Anonymous No.30061865]

Push It poster waking up soon. Everyone be on your best behavior please.

[Anonymous No.30061867]

>>30061804
Dude I bought in at $3 in october and sold at $2 in november.

[Anonymous No.30061873]

Hello sirs, I bought put shares of SOXL last night and made millions. I am now super rich and have beutiful wife. I always win.

My next play is CRBP, you will go all in, yes?

OK?

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.30061880]

>>30060586
I will be a janny, boys, and I will ban every one of you fucking cunny hating reddit cucks.

[Anonymous No.30061885]

>>30061719
first world problems

[Anonymous No.30061888]

RKT has 0 shares left to short

[Anonymous No.30061891]

>>30061761
>How did you miss the RKT squeeze
Fucking Chuck Schwab refuses to process my options upgrade so I'm stuck to investing like a boomer.

[Anonymous No.30061907]

>>30061713
haha that's an amusing cat picture. he's like 'whaaaat' hah. would you mind if I saved this picture?

[Anonymous No.30061909]

>>30061709
I'm only expecting a +50% in oil best case scenario, I'm bullish but only because I think oil is a very safe investment this year.

[Anonymous No.30061911]

>>30061676
I have $1000 worth of CRBP, and I set my sell limit to $25. Yeah, it's THAT easy.

[Anonymous No.30061935]

Tech stocks are shit now. That includes biotech and semis. I'm going all in oil, wheat, and basedbeans.

[Anonymous No.30061942]

>>30061804
Based, anon. It's based. I'm sorry that you have been missing out.

[Anonymous No.30061947]

What did GTE do to tank?

[Anonymous No.30061952]

uh bros? buy the DDD dip?

[Anonymous No.30061953]

>>30061782
>that has no leftist bias for finance
No, even the traditional ones like the economist and financial times, who are supposed to be as objective as it gets for their readers, are full on globohomo shills now

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30061958]

>>30061911
>and I set my sell limit to $25.
M8 i would sell CRBP if it even touches $8-9. Especially if you have options

[Anonymous No.30061966]

>>30061699
Ok sweetie maybe next time you'll stay away from the next smg pump and dump

[Anonymous No.30061980]

If you guys want some good copium, just remember robinhood locked my account for PDT and fidelity won't approve me for options so I cant even get in the market :)

[Anonymous No.30061982]

>>30061804
shmucks who arent buying CRBP right now will think the same in 3 months

[Anonymous No.30061983]

anons chill we will go up until next tuesday with only a few small down days. but ya fulo cash next tuesday

[Anonymous No.30062000]

>>30061744
Instathots need to have perfect teeth so I'd say its a buy. Hoes aren't going away anytime soon so invest in their superficiality. Jim "Horsecock" Cramer was shilling ALGN for the same reason the other day.

[Anonymous No.30062015]

>>30061907
save away fren

[Anonymous No.30062018]

>>30060653
But anon, they don't have any earnings.

[Anonymous No.30062020]

>RKT
Holy shit congrats bros, remember owning some RKT in november but I sold it for GME

[Anonymous No.30062022]

>>30061649
Earnings dip play?

[Anonymous No.30062024]

>>30061719
I feel you, I'm one thousand percent gay but i would rather literally fuck a man's pussy than be forced to see a weird useless flesh tube

[Anonymous No.30062026]

RKT LEAPs printing I might go for a small stack of weeklys in the am

[Anonymous No.30062029]

CRBP bros we are finally at +0,00% today!
This is a huge win!
I am so glad I'm holding this stock!

[Anonymous No.30062035]

RKT JUST WENT PAROBOLICAL

[Anonymous No.30062049]

>>30061982
Pill me on this please.

[Anonymous No.30062051]

>>30061763
I mean even with bollywood sensibilities how do you record yourself doing this and think yeah show the world.

[Anonymous No.30062053]

Chewy is on sale today friends

$100 is rock bottom prices

[Anonymous No.30062060]

>>30061935
>tfw you try to use sierra-oscar-yankee legitimately and it filters to "based".

[Anonymous No.30062063]

>>30061873
Hello fellow sir. What are the due diligence factors in this CRBP transaction? Is it another scam to scram from?

[Anonymous No.30062067]

>>30061909
>I'm only expecting a +50% in oil best case scenario,
that's why you use options to leverage that "safe" +50% into something substantial
IV is low

[Anonymous No.30062074]

Answer me. Hold my atos 2.50c April calls or sell for practically no gain. I was an idiot and missed selling them yesterday.

[Anonymous No.30062080]

>>30061764
whats your female broker? you can do spreads and condors if you like managing your money, right now you can open a spread on amzn knowing it wont crab below 3k and when it hits the top of a swing you can open a short leg to make it into a condor and get paid to free up cash to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.30062085]

>>30061778
Silver up miners up. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.30062086]

>>30060618
These faggots make me want to put hitler anywhere I can.

[Anonymous No.30062095]

Come on SOXL
Please dip more

[Anonymous No.30062117]

It's been awhile since I've seen the crackhead tranny poster and if I'm being honest I kind of missed seeing a certain level of degeneracy in this general. In keeping with the tradition I will order my first escort tonight so I can finally lose my virginity. I thought for awhile I could make do with cam girls but realized they were only using me for my money and told me whatever I wanted to hear. I managed to find the website crackhead tranny poster uses and did a little research and found this crack fiend around my area. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.30062130]

[Anonymous No.30062131]

>>30061982
>the date just keeps getting pushed back
Next year CRBP will go up to $4 and will be briefly mentioned on /smg/ again after disappearing into irrelevance over the spring.

[Anonymous No.30062143]

>>30062024
>forced to see a weird useless flesh tube
I should honestly just buy an onahole.

[Anonymous No.30062145]

>>30061524
Wait, Hitler had blue eyes?

[Anonymous No.30062157]

Getting back to day's high of near 2%, hope this will hold until close.

[Anonymous No.30062163]

>>30061093
>>30061170
>>30061252
last chance to buy below $50. accumulate

[Anonymous No.30062166]

>>30062086
Kek

[Anonymous No.30062179]

>>30061787
Hey I live there too small world
Fuck faggots long live the Confederacy by the way

[Anonymous No.30062196]

>>30062060
Basedbeans. Basedbean futures. SOYB ETF

[Anonymous No.30062199]

>>30062049
Pharma company that cratered last year on multiple failed trials is going to pull a miracle out of its ass in just 6 more days by trialing the same failed drug, but this time on a different disease.

[Anonymous No.30062201]

Bros, do I sell my RKT now? Up 48% on my principal, and I'M LITERALLY SHAKING.

[Anonymous No.30062205]

Well AMTX lad, I was slagging you off a thread or so ago, but fair play - 1pm boom just like you said.

[Anonymous No.30062206]

>when you PUSH IT and it fucking breaks

[Anonymous No.30062207]

Don't forget to buy PLTR today, massive discount!

[Anonymous No.30062217]

I'M GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAH
I'M GONNNNAAAA SQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.30062232]

>>30062196
soyb

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30062234]

>>30062051
Indians lack self awareness. They think they look badass and cool doing things most humans would cringe at. But on the flip side, we get the absolute content machines that are indian tiktokers

[Anonymous No.30062237]

>>30061170
Never selling nio. Lol

[Anonymous No.30062238]

WHY IS IT SO HARD RETARDS

BUY THE DIP IT HAPPENS ALMOST EVERY MORNING

[Anonymous No.30062247]

>GME going up
>market going down

[Anonymous No.30062249]

>>30062020
>remember owning some RKT in november
After reporting huge earnings last quarter, their stock got heavily shorted.
Their CEO took it personally and announced a $1.11 special dividend paid on the 9th (Ex date on the 5th)
They're also buying back $1b of stock.

Combine that with the memes of rockets mooning, and you've got a perfect storm.

[Anonymous No.30062266]

>AMRS
>RKT
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.30062274]

>>30062060
>alt + o
fucking søybois

[Anonymous No.30062290]

>>30062117
I want a man to dominate me. I want to please daddy’s member and have his semen shot all over my face.

[Anonymous No.30062294]

last chance to buy boomer stock FORD under $13.

options are cheap as hell as well. Picked up some $13Calls for 3/26

[Anonymous No.30062297]

>>30062022
Yes

[Anonymous No.30062302]

okay i just fomo'd into RKT y'all can crash it now

[Anonymous No.30062304]

>>30062067
bingo. in on Jan 2023 BP $30 LEAPs

[Anonymous No.30062307]

Welp sold my RKT options made 500 on it. Rather sell now and make profit instead of getting dumped.

Did I do good frens?

[Anonymous No.30062324]

>>30062117
Hell yeah go for it! Use protection, dont let her out of your sight as she might steal stuff. She might have some meth and if you pay be down to blow clouds and bang all night

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30062325]

>>30062234
btw these guys obviously aren't indian
>>30062131
Dude learn how biopharma catalysts work, no one is going to have a specific date when it has to moon. All we know at this point is earnings are coming soon and we have a Phase 2 Lupus trial and a Phase 3 Dermatomyositis trial for CRBP in the pipeline with catalyst dates in coming weeks, namely that lupus trial

[Anonymous No.30062328]

soya
soyb
soyc
soyd
soye
soyf
soyg
soyh
soyi
soyj

[Anonymous No.30062337]

still no one talking about michaels. fascinating.

[Anonymous No.30062354]

>>30062307
always take profit if you can

[Anonymous No.30062357]

>>30061982
topkek retards posting pajeet fud about CRBP

Fast forward two weeks we will see posts like this
>>30061804
>sadpepe.jpg
>muh I had CRBP on my watchlist but didn't buy
>why am I such a unlucky person

[Anonymous No.30062359]

Where are my leaf boys @?

[Anonymous No.30062364]

Just sold AMRS at 22.30 lads

[Anonymous No.30062372]

>>30060936
im still in at 3.1 you fucker, fuck you

[Anonymous No.30062378]

soyy

[Anonymous No.30062380]

>>30062290
j-jesus dude is that actually how your brain works?

[Anonymous No.30062383]

>>30062086
I don't think a germany with nukes could even really do much with them (at least until they got v2's). You really need air superiority to drop them reliably.

[Anonymous No.30062405]

I just liquidated one of my stocks. I have 5k What should i buy into?

[Anonymous No.30062415]

>>30061255
So you are saying that they can't do it themselves? I am curious. That sounds racist to me.

[Anonymous No.30062421]

>>30062201
>do I sell my RKT now?
Don't forget about the $1.11 per share dividend next week
But yeah, if you're getting scared I'd sell off a bit of it and ride the rest

Note: as I've been typing this it went from 33 to 33.50.
Shit's wild.

[Anonymous No.30062422]

>>30062063
Hi, people always ask me "how to pick the right stock?" I tell them "buy CRBP"

Kindly put all into CRBP, CRBP will give you 100% in no time. extremely extremely bullish, 26 FAST.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.30062426]

>>30061377
You're making powerful enemies for someone in such a small apartment, anon.

[Anonymous No.30062428]

>>30062337
Me on the right.

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30062436]

>>30062324
Based

[Anonymous No.30062438]

>>30062354
>sell
>it goes up another 100% without you

every time

[Anonymous No.30062458]

selling some covered calls for friday

[Anonymous No.30062459]

>>30061255
If there is systemic racism in favour of whites, then explain why I'm surrounded by shitskins I don't want anywhre near me or in my country.
My privilege is to suffer the thrid world leeches?

[Anonymous No.30062465]

>>30062364
oof ngmi

hope you got some good change

[Anonymous No.30062471]

I’m going to report WSB to the SEC

[Anonymous No.30062476]

>>30062337
>tfw almost bought MIK last year when it hit $1 during the crash, but decided not to
Also, what is there to talk about? Isn't it an arts and crafts store?

[Anonymous No.30062478]

>>30062247
kek why does UVXY even exist if GME is a better market inverse than it could ever be

[Anonymous No.30062482]

I don't know what to do.
I try to play options/CFDs, but price swings get me panicking and I lose money anyway.
What the fuck I do. I lost a lot of money like a retard and at this point I don't want to deal with the market bullshit.

[Anonymous No.30062486]

>>30062465
I did. I'll buy back in later

[Anonymous No.30062495]

Come on DNN I believe in you little guy. You can do it.

PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.30062500]

>>30060936
Right here

[Anonymous No.30062501]

>>30062337
May is clearly trying to get a “Real world” green card. The second she becomes real, BAM she’s outta there

[Anonymous No.30062509]

>>30060794
The same guy that shilled AMRS a couple months ago was shilling PHUN last month

[Anonymous No.30062533]

>>30062117
He used a website? I thought he literally just tracked women down on the street who looked totally wrekt.

I'd suggest you use a sugar daddy site (seeking arrangements I think?) because the girls aren't such trainwrecks and they are used to getting scammed so just giving them anything is good enough for them.

[Anonymous No.30062544]

I heard the CEO of SOXL got caught sucking dick in a Malaysian brothel. Is this why it’s down 90% today?

[Anonymous No.30062545]

Thanks AMRS

Fuck each and every one of you who mocked me.

[Anonymous No.30062546]

>>30062482
don't play options unless you have good timing, strategy, and nerves.
just buy every dip on a stock you like and never sell

[Anonymous No.30062556]

>>30062482
You're not going to be a millionaire overnight, stop trying to buy moonshots like options or CRBP and invest in quality companies.

[Anonymous No.30062557]

>>30062086
Germany actually got heavy water, but they put the project on hold out of fear it would ignite the atmosphere.

And then we bombed their labs.

[Anonymous No.30062559]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.30062570]

>Been holding RKT since September
>watched the demise of RKT from 34 to 19
>still held my 23.78 Average Cost Shares
>became a wizard a few days ago
>RKT moons

[Anonymous No.30062579]

>mfw my NUT stock liquidates

[Anonymous No.30062583]

I told you all AMTX was the play of the day! What a rally! 2nd day of massive gains in a row. Sell the news after hours since this stock will dump hard!

[Anonymous No.30062586]

Bought a weekly 29C for the memes on RKT. Would anybody be interested in watching me burn any more liquidity?

[Anonymous No.30062590]

>>30062249
>1.11 special dividend
Wow unironically should have went all in just for that divvy

[Anonymous No.30062594]

>>30062509
yep

The Watcher
Called CGC before 2x
AMRS before 10x
PHUN before 3X
plenty more

[Anonymous No.30062611]

>>30062383
what proxy country could germany even nuke?
China/US/Russia seem liker longterm bad ideas, so maybe a small Island country like the US did?
UK instead of Japan?

>>30062533
Do any of them cut hair?

[Anonymous No.30062612]

>Bought a RKT 40c 3/19 contract for $0.15
>Saw it get to $2.20 this morning, took profit
>Multiple chances to buy back in ~$1.75
>It's at $4 now
Sigh.

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30062620]

>>30062500
Saved
>>30062495
Im wondering what Uranium-related catalysts are on the horizon soon ;0

[Anonymous No.30062636]

>>30062545
I never doubted you but I sold for a profit my fren. Thank you for your wisdom.

[Anonymous No.30062653]

Ive got 5 AMRS calls $5 strike for 3/16. Does it make sense to exercise them if I'm bullish on AMRS long-term or should I just sell now and buy some LEAPS/shares when it dips

[Anonymous No.30062655]

>>30061804
Next time zoom out the chart when you put a stock on your watch list.

[Anonymous No.30062662]

>>30060909
my 12.50 mar 19 c never gonna print is it, salmon chads you fucking lied to me

[Anonymous No.30062663]

>>30062509
AMRS's beta is unreal. it could tank to 12 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.30062666]

>>30062117
are you telling me there is more than one resident tranny in this general

[Anonymous No.30062673]

>>30062559
put in a good theme song for the thread

[Anonymous No.30062675]

How do you fuckers find these stocks before the moon

[Anonymous No.30062678]

>>30062570
RKT CHADS! WERE WE AT!

[Anonymous No.30062680]

>>30062545
AMRS is a good company

[Anonymous No.30062685]

>>30061652
HIDE this. Don't post it yet. I need more time erghhh

[Anonymous No.30062690]

>>30062620
You’re the subhuman btw

[Anonymous No.30062696]

>>30062612
Currently memeing my balls off, I mean this is exactly what weekly calls are for, degenerate short squeezes

[Anonymous No.30062716]

>>30062612
I bought GME at 13 and sold at 35 anon, it could be worse, atleast you took profits and didnt get fucked in a not good way

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30062722]

>>30062663
>AMRS's beta is unreal.
Yahoo finance says AMRS's beta is 0.92. Not very high at all, in fact, below what i expected.

[Anonymous No.30062732]

>>30062694
>>30062694
>>30062694
NEW

[Anonymous No.30062740]

>>30062680
I'll wait for a dip or market close before jumping back in.

[Anonymous No.30062742]

>>30062666

[Anonymous No.30062760]

>>30062545
is this is it? it seems to tank after a big run up. i think the real prices is $16

[Anonymous No.30062762]

>>30062666
Hello newfren

[Anonymous No.30062773]

>>30062612
You got profits anon
Feel good about that.
I just placed a sell order for 34.50 thinking it would never hit that (above 52w high) and It's spiking to 34.20.

Nothing wrong with locking in profits.
This shit could pull a NOK any time.

[Anonymous No.30062780]

>>30062678
Weekly is already printing, it's my first time tee hee, how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.30062791]

>>30062675
AMRS is the only one i've seen in these threads in a while that actually did that.
most of the time anons are buying the top, getting slaughtered but not posting their returns, then on the first green day they post their accounts as if they aren't bleeding out of the eyes

[Anonymous No.30062802]

How do I get exposure to Uranium on the TSX?

[Anonymous No.30062822]

>>30062476

it is. but there was talks of a private equity firm buying it out, and gained around 20% in the last day.

[Anonymous No.30062833]

>>30062791
Proof

[Anonymous No.30062837]

>>30062594
His target for PHUN is 9 as far as I know

[Anonymous No.30062848]

sp500 gonna close green

[Anonymous No.30062863]

>>30062740
They have at least one closed deal PR lined up. ~$500M deal. Move quick.

[Anonymous No.30062880]

>>30062653
I did this with my $7 option. I exercised it and its the best decision I ever made. Sell a few to cover the cost if you'd like or just exercise them and ride this fucken wave.

$100 EOY. Pick your poison either way you are comfy.

[Anonymous No.30062903]

>>30062586
I would.

[Anonymous No.30062932]

>>30062760
Big deal ($500M) PR coming. It's gonna be worth a lot more.

[Anonymous No.30062995]

>>30062675
Reddit and Stocktwits of course

[Anonymous No.30063014]

>RKT
I almost bought more :/

[Anonymous No.30063070]

>>30062611
You mean to test them? You can test them underground.

The idea would be to use them in ww2, presumably. If you mean to show nuclear superiority then that wouldn't work because the idea that nuclear weapons made japan surrender is mythological in nature. They seriously did not care, and every meeting they had after they were dropped didn't take them seriously in the slightest (just another bombing run that decimated another city for like the 30th time). When the soviets invaded Manchuria they immediately capitulated to America to seek good terms. The idea of attributing their loss to some magical weapon came up a week later (they had shelved all discussions about the recent bombings as unimportant prior to their surrender), and it was used to save face.

>cut hair
what?

[Anonymous No.30063080]

>>30061255
This is tumblr tier trolling go back

[Anonymous No.30063165]

>>30062932
This. Brazilian buy out is insane.

AMRS also holds actual patents and propriety tech.

Amyris (AMRS) presents a unique opportunity with their recent news of a revolutionary way to synthesize cannabinoids. They plan to synthesize CBG molecules (a precursor of CBD and other cannabinoids) with yeast. Of course, this is not a product intended for the psychoactive cannabis industry, but the implications of their innovation.

They are trying to improve the ability to concentrate CBD and other cannabinoids without using grow facilities. This will allow for more potent CBD products and the ability to conduct medical research on curative effects with a higher concentration of cannabinoids. There is huge potential here for business success.

[Anonymous No.30063185]

CYDY going parabolic for me. Up 20k today. FDA emergency approval imminent.

[Anonymous No.30063190]

wtf is this market

up down up down up down

[Anonymous No.30063210]

>>30062773
>>30062716
>>30062696
Thanks, anons, that makes me feel better. A part of me was thinking it would hit $40, but moderate profits > bagholding.

Lesson learned, get 2+ contracts, 50% is minor profit, 50% is the lottery ticket.

Also thanks to the based anon who saw RKT coming a week ago, listening to you paid off (and would have paid off even more if I'd listened harder).

I bought way OTM DIS calls and puts and TSLA puts, one of those better print.

[Buy CRBP You Subhumans. No.30063242]

>>30063070
>The idea of attributing their loss to some magical weapon came up a week later (they had shelved all discussions about the recent bombings as unimportant prior to their surrender), and it was used to save face.
Interesting, thanks for that post

[Anonymous No.30063247]

>>30063014
I just sold at the crest

[Anonymous No.30063281]

>>30063190
i hate black women so fucking much, dude

[Anonymous No.30063306]

>>30063242
Read this if you're interested:
https://foreignpolicy.com/2013/05/30/the-bomb-didnt-beat-japan-stalin-did/

[Anonymous No.30063313]

is soxl going to 0?

[Anonymous No.30063365]

>>30063190
I love black women so fucking much, dude, but no real human being would say this

[Anonymous No.30063379]

>page 7

[Anonymous No.30063409]

bake you fucks

[Anonymous No.30063473]

>>30062421
can you explain how the divi affects the options price for a brainlet pls?

[Anonymous No.30063483]

>>30063379
>>30063409
wtf you dumbasses?
>>30062732
>>30062732
>>30062732
>>30062732

[Anonymous No.30063499]

>>30063365
that's the point. it's like all of the advertisements they keep churning out lately with stable black families with the black father being there for his kids and providing for the family and paying his taxes and other fantasies they jews come up with.

[Anonymous No.30063509]

>>30063247
Why

[Anonymous No.30063544]

>>30063483
Oh my god what a faggot didnt even put smg in the title

[Anonymous No.30063568]

>>30063483
no title
shit thread
cannot find in catalog / search

[Anonymous No.30063604]

>>30063165
Yeah and that's just one fucking molecule.

[Anonymous No.30063638]

>>30063544
>>30063568
But can find ITT. You came here to ask for bake without even checking if there was one linked here.

[Anonymous No.30063692]

>>30062383
They could have nuked London.

[Anonymous No.30063768]

>>30062662
Ooooooooooh
What drops like a stone to the ground of the sea?
A-QUA BOUN-TY
pinkish and red and non-profitable is she
A-QUA BOUN-TY
If sins against nature be something you wish
A-QUA BOUN-TY
then buy up more shares of this mutant fish
A-QUA BOUN-TY
A-QUA BOUN-TY
A-QUA BOUN-TY
AAAA-QUAAAA BOUN-TYYYYYYY
(ree ree ree ree ree ree ree)

[Anonymous No.30063802]

>>30063692
They wouldn't have though, since they were actual human beings with empathy.

[Anonymous No.30063840]

new, with title - non-shit bake
>>30063736
>>30063736
>>30063736
>>30063736
>>30063736
>>30063736

[Anonymous No.30063894]

>>30063638
fuck off newfag
if it doesn't have title, it is not the /smg/ thread

[Anonymous No.30063994]

>>30063768
Based

[Anonymous No.30064121]

>>30063802
This. The never wanted to bomb civilians. What happened was during a cloudy night mission one of their air squadrons got really off target and accidentally hit civilians, there wasn't some huge attack planned to wipe their population centers or anything. Churchill got angry and then started bombing german civilians for real and it spiraled out of control.