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[Anonymous No.30052125]

making it wont give me back my youth and the chance to experience teen romance

[Anonymous No.30052261]

anon please, don't make me even more depressed

[Anonymous No.30052379]

>>30052125
you've been memed.
>make it
>move to small white village
>befriend farmers
>get a wife

[Anonymous No.30052515]

>>30052125
>teen romance
the cringiest, most awkward experience in my life. not missing it, not recommending it, not doing it again.

[Anonymous No.30052636]

Teen romance is lame. Now you can bang a different slut every week. Women don’t give a fuck they just want the most Chad dick they can get

[Anonymous No.30053941]

>>30052125
Well, it is really great while it last, but it's really bad when it ends, our culture can`t support "eternal" romance like our grandfathers had. It is like been on drugs, but you get you drug fix with hugs and fucking. And when it ends is like living hell, you can't stop crying and it really hurts, worst then abstinence. And it never happens again, you will never feel the same intensity of love after your first true love. It's funny, because my frist "true love" wans't mutual, I was the second lover she had, she didn't felt the same way as I felt, and she was probably borderline, bipolar or whatever.

[Anonymous No.30054496]

>>30052125
>>30052261
worst part is that sex simply sucks once you hit your later 20s

I'm sad for any guy who never experienced being a teen with a gf and fucking like rabbits until the point of dehydration because you have unlimited vigor and stamina thanks to the insane levels of testosterone your body produces when you're younger

but once you hit 25+ it's over

[Anonymous No.30054682]

>>30052125
teen romance? you mean falling in love with your classmate because you both are emo fags but then she suddenly falls in love with a random idiot or you fall in love with another hot girl so you cheat on her and she tells all the class that you have a small penis as revenge but it doesn't matter because after you graduate you will never see those fuckers again?

[Anonymous No.30054692]

>>30054496
thanks anon, thanks. You ruined my day

[Anonymous No.30055011]

NIGGA I JUST WANT BTC TO HIT $60k

[Anonymous No.30055191]

Losers.
t. Fuck retarded whores in the ass at 16 years old

[Anonymous No.30055459]

>teen romance

You have to have not experienced it, to be able to romanticize it this much.

Let me pop the bubble for you.

> fall in "love"
>really it's just mutual lust
>have to perform normative relationship rules
>have to bring your gf to everything
>she's unstable and bursts into tears every time you go on a date
>feel like a therapist
>she wants to spend at least 1 day a week hanging out with you
>feels like a chore
>periods
>she doesn't wanna fuck, too scared
>develops severe depression and anxiety
>she starts cutting and starving herself
>meanwhile you're entering uni and dont have time to deal with This Shit
>homework on top of homework on top of suicidal Gf
>stressed out as fuck
>visibly age 10 years in 1
>she attempts suicide
>literally her family has to take her to the psych ward
>she gets electroshocked 5 or 6 sessions
>stops being suicidal
>her memory is 50 percent gone including most of her memories of your early relationship when it was actually good
>pregnancy scares
>goes on birth control
>her hormones change, she gets fat, skin goes clammy and she literally smells like acetone
>the emotional side of the relationship is dead
>eventually bring myself to break up with her
>cry for half an hour
And then, sweet freedom.

Later:

>browsing reddit for porn to wank off to
>lo and behold
>it's my ex gf
>on her back, pussy spread open
>less fat than before, still not very attractive
>she lives in a dirty stoner hovel with new bf
>that could have been me

I really dodged a bullet
And now i get to wank to her pics occasionally without the hassle of the relationship

[Anonymous No.30055497]

>>30052125
Another thread from this anime and movie obsessed fag who thinks that once you hit 20 your life is practically over already? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.30055511]

But you have VR for that

[Anonymous No.30055570]

>>30052125
based anon speaks the plight of 4chan

[Anonymous No.30055776]

>>30053941
What the hell is "true love?" Sounds like some Disney shit.

[Anonymous No.30055840]

>>30054496
>but once you hit 25+ it's over
larp or does drugs

[Anonymous No.30055974]

>>30055776
Yeah, this meme is why relationships are so fucked up today. It sucks but what are you gonna do. Better to just volcel unironically

[Anonymous No.30055989]

>>30052125
teen romance is a meme. that world view breaks when you see all the poon you used to pump end up with babies by dudes that could be your great value clone.

[Anonymous No.30056010]

>>30052125
Stop being a homo. Most people do not experience teen love and the ones that do often get cucked by the whore woman sleeping with a chad. Very, very few people marry their high school sweetheart and in 2021 things are much worse. You can thank the Jews for this.

[Anonymous No.30056071]

>>30054496
Testosterone decline is gradual and will not affect you much unless you were extremely low to begin with and a 20% drop makes you a buzzfeed tier soiboy

[Anonymous No.30056328]

>>30055459
lmao this cant be real

what kind of cuck pussy are you to not break up with her
> >she's unstable and bursts into tears every time you go on a date
at this stage

[Elder Blue Dragon No.30056467]

>>30056328
I did break up with her

[Anonymous No.30056556]

It's weird knowing that I spent half of my day every day for 4 years straight around endless hordes of hormone fueled girls when I was in high school and never even managed to get a single kiss, let alone anything more. and then the same exact thing in college again

Oh well

[Anonymous No.30056729]

>>30052125
You could just fuck a teen if your rich. If your nice to her so she abuses you its basically the same experience.

[Anonymous No.30056869]

>>30056729
paying for a girl to fuck is in no way the same experience as a girl just genuinely wanting to fuck you

[Anonymous No.30056872]

>>30055776
No love is really true it’s all conditional and biological but when you are young and your pair bonding ability is very strong from being a virgin you get especially attached to the first person you like. Problem is women are hypergamous sluts and will almost always sleep with a chad the moment the opportunity presents itself. As I said in another comment, first love or high school sweet hearts or whatever is exceptionally rare now. We do not live in the good ol days were women were kept under control and people could pair bond an marry the same woman whom they lost their virginity together with. The relationships between man and woman are a empty husk of what they used to be, there is no soul. It’s more of a formality to get on with the next stage of life and even then the women still screws you over because the state always takes her side. Also often the man is eternally coping with the fact his wife slutted in up in her youth. The Jews did this btw with their feminism and sexual liberation movements.

[Anonymous No.30056958]

>>30052125
teen romance is a rugpull, better stay away.

[Anonymous No.30057040]

>>30052125
Teen romance is getting walked over by a girl until she cheats on your because teen boys are still hormonal messes that haven't figured out women aint shit yet.

[Anonymous No.30057078]

You missed nothing. Yes you can have constant sex and that is fun but there is a breathing human being attached and you actually have to get along with her.

Once the novelty of sex wears off, all that's left is the person.

Do you like that person?

(My first GF put on the Big Bang Theory after sex and she laughed WITH THE AUDIENCE. Bad omen.)

Maybe at first, but as a teenager that person WILL change, so you essentially have to get lucky falling in love with the same person again, year after year until you both hit a point of stability.

Be realistic about the situation. Do you want children, the status of having a GF, and the responsibilities of having a partner?

If you don't, and you're not ready, just wait. You're yet to experience something much more special and intimate to you - romance at an age you're comfortable at.

[Anonymous No.30057140]

>>30056869
Yea it is, you're just a status symbol/lap dog to them either way.

[Anonymous No.30057181]

>>30056869
That depends on how much you pay her.

[Anonymous No.30057392]

rub penises with your best friend

[Anonymous No.30057412]

>>30054496
>worst part is that sex simply sucks once you hit your later 20s
Nah. I'm 37 and still fuck like crazy. You need a better (younger) partner. I cycle through a few girls on SA until they hit the age of 24.

[Anonymous No.30058795]

>>30052379
one day

[Anonymous No.30058867]

If there are any Christian brothers here I’m in a bad place in my life and in dire straights if anyone can help me you will be saving my life, hopefully someone sees this will know my struggle is very real, thank you brothers and sisters and God bless you all.

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And I’m sorry I just don’t know where to turn anymore

[Anonymous No.30058932]

>>30054496
This only happens because of porn addiction and fapping.

[Anonymous No.30059051]

>>30057140
redpilled

[Anonymous No.30059214]

>>30057412
how do you do it? how do you find girls in their early 20s as a 37yo

[Anonymous No.30059454]

>>30052125
STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT IT WHEN IM NEARLY NUMB FAG
>25y old, shy af, sociopathic family
>5 y nearly tv drama experience with suicidal attempt as only love experience, still clingy and nostalgic because it was only person ever who made me feel wanted and accepted.
>99,9% isolated rn. People one by one ditched me after knowing i've survived. Unable to make friends even online anymore as noone in my country considers online people as real anymore, only whoring and catfishing.
>getting rich became only hope keeping me away from roping again. Middle europe, low needs. I don't even need 6 figures, not to ever wageslave in life.

[Anonymous No.30059899]

>>30052125
Who cares. Never look back. The past is a forest of horrors. The quickest way to stumble is to turn your head to look behind so I keep focused on the dots to keep from walkin past the dimes. I will never look back. Forward in direction at all times. Fuck a hater and get the fuck out of my way

[Anonymous No.30060125]

>>30056556

[Anonymous No.30060153]

>>30057412
Share you knowledge, I am unable to find pussy in this corona virus situation, I am almost going to whore to fix it... It would be fairly easy for me to find pussy at parties, but there are no parties.

[Anonymous No.30060369]

>>30056556
fuck, same. I even had 3 (THREE) girls constantly hitting on me but I never took the chance because of how much of a schoolfaggot I was. I even confessed to one of my friends how much I would've liked to eat this one girl's pussy and I still think about it

[Anonymous No.30060412]

>>30054496
Well, I am still 22 so I still got 3 years of fucking escorts and enjoying it I guess

[Anonymous No.30060426]

>>30052515
This, teen romance/sex/hook ups is not how you're imagining it. It's so fucking awkward, no one really knows what they like sexually, everyones imitating just shit they think they should do. The only benefit it serves is providing people with experience of what they don't like or want.

>>30054496
Nope, I think you're finding the wrong women. Me and my gf are 24 and still fuck like rabbits. Have sex at least twice a day normally.

[Anonymous No.30060488]

>>30052125
>teen romance
Bearish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.30060514]

>>30056556
I lost virginity with a whore at age 19. At collage was a nerd and failed Calculus II, nerds stoped been friends with me, I started to hang with the rugby team, they took me to parties and pussy was fairly easy to get with them around.

[Anonymous No.30060635]

>>30054496
THIS. No point in living after 25

[Anonymous No.30060804]

>>30054496
Fucking shame man, I never abused sex like you said until dehydration, I can't even begin to imagine it, fucking as much as you'd want with someone, instead I only abused masturbation like a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.30060950]

>>30060804
>>30060635
Jesus christ get a grip fellas, this notion that women are full of hormones and ready to fuck only in their teenage years is bullshit. Google 'sexual prime' and read about how most women say they hit their sexual prime in their 30s, this is when they get uncontrollably horny and need to fuck all the time. Teens might have a lot of sex but it's mainly awkward, shit sex. You'll all be fine, just relax.

[Anonymous No.30061362]

I found my waifu in high school and never looked back. Making it is about more than mere financial security to me anymore, it's about giver her soul a convincing enough body for the government to legally recognize our union. If faggots can retard their way into actually changing the law then so can I.

[Anonymous No.30061455]

>>30052125
That’s right, but it might give me a chance to experience romance with teens.

[Anonymous No.30061570]

Firstly, sex is VERY overrated.

Secondly, and related to the first point, is that you should only get into a relationship with a girl who is very compatible with you. You WILL hate it otherwise. You can't sustain that shit on sex.

Finally, as "nice" as teen romance may seem, its completely romanticised compared to finding a terrific girl as a young adult or an adult.

[Anonymous No.30061646]

>>30052125
shut the fuck up you pussy ass faggot

[Anonymous No.30061741]

>>30061570
Listen to this guy you fucking bizcels.

[Anonymous No.30062032]

>>30054496
This. Me and my gf would fuck 3 or 4 times a day every day when we were 15. Shit was so cash. I miss those days. Now I'm 23 and haven't fucked a girl in over a month. I'm becoming a boomer...

[Anonymous No.30062119]

>>30054496
if you work out and eat healthy you don't notice a decline in test until like 30 minimum calm down

[Anonymous No.30062244]

I laughed but I'm also kind of scared because I could see this happening with my current gf

[Anonymous No.30062263]

>>30062032
Find someone you're compatible with and it will still happen. I'm 24 and me and my girlfriend have sex at least twice a day, when we're together properly we have sex 3 or 4 times a day now.

[Anonymous No.30062267]

>>30056556
>be me at 17
>develop a crush on an lolbertarian emo slut with adhd in my ethics class
>comoletly fixated on her
>also lusting after a 14 year old in the same class
>don't care for her personality, but she is the youngest in my year and I'm a huge loli fag
>be assigend the same group as her for a project
>my efforts net us a straight A and she invites me to her birthday
>the day before a friend invites me to his birthday
>attend the friends party
>drink hard alcohol for the first time in my life
>was planing on going to the girls party
>but I am hung over as shit so I procastinate and play diablo 3 (shit game) instead
>now its december 2012
>attend a party for "the end of the world" hosted my the two other chicks in our group
>loli girl already has a bf
>oh well
>some slut is trying to get me drunk and is pouring me one drink after another
>I'm willing to let it happen
>same friend whose party I attended earlier that year steps in
>shit goes nowhere and I am already mid intoxication
>1.5 year later at graduation the other girls tell me the loli was quite into me at the same time
>never ended up with the girl I loved nor the girl I wanted to fuck
>to top it all off me and the girl I loved were declared as "dream couple" in our yearbook because we were both huge walking memes amoung our peers

I want to fucking rope myself just thinking about it

[Anonymous No.30062271]

>>30060950
I don't want anything to do with post-wall used up 30yo roastie. Sorry if that makes me a jerk, but it goes against our biology imo.

[Anonymous No.30062314]

>>30054496
What are roids faggot?

[Anonymous No.30062414]

>>30052125
>>>>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.30062504]

Teen romance < age gap romance

Imagine being a gross Tony Soprano looking sack of shit, and you can just drop a (to you) very small amount of money to blow some 22 year old floozy’s mind and make her absolutely CRAVE your dick. Spend a hundred dollars at dinner, and she thinks you’re fucking Elon Musk. On-call young pussy after that

[Anonymous No.30062507]

>>30062271
>post-wall used up 30yo roastie
what, how old are you? if you're 25 or younger, this doesn't fucking apply.
>get with a girl now and fuck the shit out of her for the next 5 years
>she hits 30 and gets a whole extra wave of horniness
>repeat

how is that a used up roastie? she's your 'used up roastie' at that point anyway.

[Anonymous No.30062756]

>>30060153
Yeah, Corona shit fucked it all up. I don't know where to find girls anymore lol

[Anonymous No.30063002]

>>30062756
Same. I was close to making it pre corona. Ended up on okay cupid and at least secured a date with an asian girl with a background in finance. We will go out once the resturants open.

[Anonymous No.30063111]

I was 17 already fucking hookers so shut your mouth OP and don't be a pussy

[Anonymous No.30063149]

>>30063111
>fucking someone you don't love
>paying for sex

Enjoy your STDs

[Anonymous No.30063207]

>>30063002
>we will meet once 'orona is over okay?
>sure anon!

[Anonymous No.30063265]

>>30063207
Resturants open != rona over, you fucking trad. Resturants were open all summer.

[Anonymous No.30063492]

>>30060426
>It's so fucking awkward, no one really knows what they like sexually, everyones imitating just shit they think they should do.
Its better to go through that when you're young than when you're an adult

[Anonymous No.30063822]

>>30063492
True but it's not the end of the world if you have to go through it a little later. Sex isn't hard, understanding a vagina isn't hard. Any woman that actually loves you will be happy to show you what they like in bed. It's worse as a teen because everyones competing/don't want to be judged and everyone gossips about that kinda thing. As an awkward teen, it would be a lot harder to say 'does it feel good when I touch this part of your pussy' than it is when you're a bit older. As a teen you just sort of have to pretend you're both experts out of awkwardness.

[Anonymous No.30063934]

>>30062267

So you just... didn't make a single move because of Diablo 3 and alcohol? It sounds like you just didn't have the courage to do so.

[Anonymous No.30064128]

>>30062271
>>30062507

I think anon wants a young, hot girl who's somehow a virgin and for some fucking reason is interested in losing her virginity to him.

[Anonymous No.30064194]

>>30063934
Yeah, 17 year old me is peak onions. The level of insecurity I felt was r9gay tier.

[Anonymous No.30064359]

>>30064128
I wonder what he's got to offer her kek

[Anonymous No.30064425]

>>30056556
>tfw was in a long distance relationship for the entirety of college and was too much of a nice guy moralfag to break up with her even though girls hit on me regularly
I'm lucky that I had a couple moments where I got drunk enough that I allowed myself to make out with girls on a few occasions, but the fact that I never fucked anyone at school still haunts me

[Anonymous No.30064463]

one more moon is with BSC
don’t spend your time on fee with erc
wanna have income - join Swirge and receive $$
>SWG is good coin for holding

[Anonymous No.30064766]

>>30052125
I mean yeah, but I would rather be rich virgin than poor one so the choice is easy. I will make it

[Anonymous No.30064901]

>>30052125
What if I told you that you that in the future you could live out any fantasy you've ever wanted in simulations?
By making it you will ensure you have access to such technologies before any poors do.

[Anonymous No.30066600]

>>30062271
this is true, unfortunately. women become de facto worthless at around 30 (plus minus 2 years)

[Anonymous No.30067038]

>>30064128
Yes.

[Anonymous No.30068518]

>>30062271
This desu, I am in my early 20s but all the women already seem walled and washed up. If I dont get some young virgin to marry I will simply make peace with dying alone

[Anonymous No.30069285]

Teen love is dead

[Anonymous No.30070533]

>>30069285
this

[Anonymous No.30070793]

>I have sex lol
Christ this board is full of normans
neck yourself

[Anonymous No.30071549]

>>30052125
with enough money you can experience teen romance the way it is supposed to be, with you having authority over her and being in a lifelong partnership where she cares for you and homeschools your children, you will just have to change countries.

You didnt think teen romance meant when you are a teen right? That is where they get fat and take all your money once you get married. The reason it is like that is because our (((elites))) want to turn us into low IQ hedonistic without impulse control _______

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