/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29940501]

How niggardly are you, /biz/? I buy store brand food and live in a room I rent for $400, but don’t consider myself a niggard. Pic unrelated.

[Anonymous No.29940596]

>>29940501
I started stealing food from the dumpsters behind grocery stores at night

[Anonymous No.29940676]

I've been surviving off of ramen and eating store brand canned food straight from the can for the past year. To save money I only drink tap water.

[Anonymous No.29940696]

>>29940501
I have the impulse control of a nig and the taste in women of a nig. I’ve lived off the state for 4 years now. It stands to reason that I am in all, but genetic makeup, a filthy nigger.

[Anonymous No.29940740]

>>29940676
have you started growing titties from the tap water?

[Anonymous No.29940768]

>>29940740
No, but I look like a skeleton now.

[Anonymous No.29940908]

What am I reading

[Anonymous No.29941116]

>>29940501

I cook high quality meals with damn near the same 5 vegetables but different spices and strictly buy Rib-eye steaks and chicken when (and only when) on sale at my local grocery.
Costs me less than 3 dollars a meal and I only eat twice a day.

My rent is also only 350 for my small room.
75% of my income has gone into savings till I decided to invest in December, I bought all my ETH at $780.

[Anonymous No.29941216]

I live in the hood by myself and do laundry in a bucket. I make whatever food I want to eat though. Got a decent kitchen.
>>29940596
Based dumpster diver. I've gotten tons of free shit from dumpsters. Sold some on ebay. Bought crypto.

[Anonymous No.29941701]

Bump

[Anonymous No.29942592]

>>29940501
I eat a lot of fried chicken

[Anonymous No.29942652]

>>29940768
>buys high
>sells low
every time anon

[Anonymous No.29943566]

>>29940676
>eating store brand canned food straight from the can
but canned food is more expensive??

[Anonymous No.29943969]

>>29941216
Bobby?

[Anonymous No.29944000]

>>29942652
I'm still $5k up at the moment, but I refuse to cash out until the end of the bull run.

>>29943566
65 cents for a 500 calorie can. I can eat that and ramen making the total meal cost just under a dollar.

[Anonymous No.29944068]

>>29940908
this is what poors live like anon

[Anonymous No.29944173]

Canned food and tuna salad is very cheap.
Protip: cut up some Spam and put it in your Ramen. You can also crack an egg in towards the end.

Also I have not bought any salt since I ran out.

[Anonymous No.29944239]

>>29944173
Another quick protip: Don't use soap when you bathe.
Literally unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.29944292]

>>29940501
I am a white man with brown skin.

[Anonymous No.29944407]

>>29944239
Lol, what are surfactants?
I feel like it's about time for shit-straining anon to appear...

[Anonymous No.29944421]

>>29940768
buy the day-old donuts if you need some extra calories. My walmart had them for like $2 a dozen.

[Anonymous No.29944459]

>>29944000
yeah you could buy an onion, some carrots, a clove of garlic, a bag of lentils, some parmesan for like 5 bucks and get like 10+ servings out of it. Go wild and buy some chickenstock in stead of water, orichette pasta, maybe some mushrooms for another 5 bucks and eat significantly better.

[Anonymous No.29944533]

>>29944407
>what are surfactants
A Jewish meme.
Body oils are good for you king.

[Anonymous No.29944607]

>>29940501
i steal a lot of shit, self service checkout is a joke i can just take whatever i want. They replace those poor wagie's with machines they get what they get

[Anonymous No.29944663]

>>29940501
i wear the same clothes everyday and havent bought new clothes in a couple years. i drive a beater i bought for 1.5K almost a decade ago. i have a fulltime job and also have half a million in crypto.

[Anonymous No.29944665]

>>29940696
You’re my opposite in many ways but we’re not so different you and I (except the impulse control thing)

>>29940501
I’m actually Black and according to ancestryDNA at least 60% nig technically but I don’t live on welfare or have a criminal record other than some trouble I got in for driving w/o a license when I was 18. Grew up in a solidly middle class family, went to a private boarding school and got great grades, now go to a ‘public ivy’ and pay my own rent with a job on the side. No children or tattoos yet. Do however enjoy violence and have a reputation for getting into fights especially when sticking up for my bros or female friends.

I’m cool wid it

[Anonymous No.29944678]

>>29944607
BASED

[Anonymous No.29944794]

>>29940501
well being a nig is on the way you act (stealing, robbing, doing drugs, being a degenerate) not being smart and frugal by buying store brand food and renting a room.

[Anonymous No.29944825]

>>29941116
What sort of dishes? Where do you live that this is $3/meal?

[Anonymous No.29944839]

>>29940501
As long as you don't threaten/assault people, use pity/identity politics to get your way, and accept that any failings/success in your life should be based off you as an individual and nothing else.
Than no i don't consider you a nigger even if you sound or dress like one.

[Anonymous No.29944940]

>>29944421
Morning shift will throw them out, but its a super early catch

[Anonymous No.29945006]

I go to the local elementary school where they hand out free packaged meals for the holocough. I tell them I have a family of four and they give me enough food to last a week by myself. I go every weekend. Sometimes they have nice meals from local restaurants.

[Anonymous No.29945059]

>>29940501
Are you guys actually being serious? I rent a nice house, 10 mins from the beach in Florida and work as an aerospace engineer. I do most of my shopping at Aldi and cook almost every meal for my wife and I myself. We eat really well.. steak, salmon, slow cooker brisket, stuff like that... I pack my lunch for work. I drive a diesel car for the fuel economy and have a bunch of motorcycles for fun. My wife is a 100lb hispanic instathot.

I don’t know how people can be happy living off of so little. You can have a lot of you conserve.

[Anonymous No.29945105]

>>29944607
>self checkout
lol i used to abuse this all the time. i had an employee put his hand on my shoulder and try spinning me around (in walmart) asking for my receipt and saying i didnt pay for stuff. told him if he put his fucking hands on me again i would punch him in the fucking face. he just walked away and i didnt go back to that walmart for like 3 months. now i jack them again LEL. looking back though i should have made a huge deal about it and nigged my way into some free shit

[Anonymous No.29945239]

>>29945059
and you post on /biz/

[Anonymous No.29945316]

>>29940501
im mexican

[Anonymous No.29945488]

>>29940501
I eat fast food a lot.

[Anonymous No.29945743]

>>29945105
haha i used to wage my life away at a supermarket when i was 16 and i can tell you from experience, even if you get caught all you have to do is walk away, they literally arent allowed to stop you all they can do is call police

[Anonymous No.29945949]

>>29940596
Nigger if its in the dumpster its not stealing.

[Anonymous No.29945961]

>>29945239
Yes?.. I also post on /fit/ and /pol/. Is that somehow a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.29946085]

idk, but I can't stand niggards
>that friend who george constanza's out and hounds you for some couch-change tier amount like $20 cause they paid for that thing that one time

[Anonymous No.29946280]

>>29945961
it means you are a liar

[Anonymous No.29947861]

>>29946280
Is it the part about not being poor, not being ugly, not being socially awkward? It always boggles my mind how low 4chan users think of other 4chan users. I have been here since 2004.

[Anonymous No.29947918]

>>29947861
you talk like a fag
you've been here for 3 months at best
and you're a liar
you are a loser even by 4chan standards lmao

[Anonymous No.29947928]

>>29940596
if you get bedbugs, it's not worth it
go to a local foodbank, and a foodbank at a university, you can get a shit ton of free protein bars there too

[Anonymous No.29948133]

>>29944173
Easy on the mercury buddy.

[Anonymous No.29948261]

>>29948133
Canned chicken works.
Anytime you see a take a penny leave a penny at a gas station take all the pennies.
Also stop tipping.

[Anonymous No.29948280]

>>29940696
based PAWG lover

[Anonymous No.29948496]

>>29947918
Unfortunately, the oldest screen cap I have is only from 2018 posting in a current body thread on /fit/ but at least it’s an effective one for this scenario.
The “everybody has to be a loser because I’m a loser” attitude here is fun.

[Anonymous No.29948563]

>>29940501
I hate niggards, and while I'm at it, I also hate niger's economic policy

[Anonymous No.29948629]

>>29940501

[Anonymous No.29948761]

>>29948629
>ponsie gaymes