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Hey /biz/, this is Hunter Biden. You've probably noticed Bobo spamming the board and dumping the market over the past few days. I didn't want to have to be the one to put this out there but I feel it's my responsibility now. Bobo is gay and we have gay sex together, me being the top and him the bottom. Last night we were smoking meth and having gay sex (shit is so cash) and after like the 8th session for the night Bobo started rambling about how "the top is in". I was like, "Ya Bobo, I'm the top and my dom daddy puffed-up slob hog is in your ass. We're gay and we have gay sex together." But he just kept saying "the top is in, the top is in". He pushed me off him and ran out of my apartment at like 5am ass-naked and drove off in his Scion xB. 72 hours later I turn on the news and see BTC has dumped (typical). Basically I'm just here to say this should all be over soon. We were smoking shabu (high quality meth from indo-china) and of course having gay sex, and sometimes the combined high can go on for days. But it's only a matter of time before he crashes and the markets correct upward. Anyways, sorry for all the trouble!

>> No.29907052

>>29906999
>this shit got trips
fuck you OP kek

>> No.29907111
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Is this the inception of a new copy pasta?

>> No.29907123

checked
>>29906999

>> No.29907157

>>29906999
Holy trips

>> No.29907195

>>29906999
Poetry on Sunday morning is the best

>> No.29907261

>>29906999
Bobo confirmed gay by trips

>> No.29907320

>>29906999
checked, always knew it

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Hey /biz/, this is Craig Wright. You've probably noticed OP spamming the board with shitty threads like this one. I didn't want to have to be the one to put this out there but I feel it's my responsibility now. OP is gay and we have gay sex together, me being the top and him the bottom. Last night we were smoking meth and having gay sex (shit is so cash) and after like the 8th session for the night OP started rambling about how "the bottom is filled". I was like, "Ya OP, you're the bottom and my dom daddy puffed-up slob hog is in your ass. We're gay and we have gay sex together." But he just kept saying "the bottom is filled, the bottom is filled". He pushed me off him and ran out of my apartment at like 5am ass-naked and drove off in his Scion xB. 72 hours later I turn on the news and see BTC has dumped (typical). Basically I'm just here to say this will go on for a long time. We were smoking shabu (high quality meth from indo-china) and of course having gay sex, and sometimes the combined high can go on for days. But it's only a matter of time before he crashes and the markets plummet. Anyways, sorry for all the trouble!

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>>29906999
Goddamnit Beau, are you having gay sex with that bear again?! I told you to lay off the shabu. Now kid, I can't keep squashing stories for you. You have to cut the malarkey. Stop having gay sex with bobo and for the love of god, stop airing your dirty laundry on that Indonesian crab fishing fan club forum. Come home son.

>> No.29908139

>>29906999
Amazing

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>>29906999

chekkked and kekkked

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