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You are given $1,000,000 and you get to keep the whole thing if you can lose the entire total in 6 months or less.

The only catch is that you can only use the stock market to lose money (no crypto). You also can't buy any securities that are in your personal portfolio and sell stock to yourself to get the money or trade options. What do you do?

>> No.29875058

>>29874988

Just let thousands of contracts expire even if they were profit

>> No.29875078

>>29875058
Specifically said you cant trade options.

>> No.29875105

then it would be a complete wash. why would I bother?

>> No.29875123

>>29874988
i would stick my cock in yer mums ass

>> No.29875137

>>29875105
Because then you have to pay back anything you DID lose

>> No.29875162

>>29874988
Start browsing r/WallStreetBets, and look for the next GME.

>> No.29875174

>>29874988
All in on VISA. VISA is one of the most secure stocks on the planet. Even after major recessions, it always returns to its mean value.

>> No.29875186

Go on whatever exchange has the highest fees, setup a bot to continuously buy and sell the total amount. It'll be gone in a few minutes.

>> No.29875202

Short Amazon

>> No.29875224

>>29875174
Fuck misread the OP, thought it said to not lose money. In that case, I'd buy GME or AMC.

>> No.29875232

>>29874988
Buy $1,000,000 worth of stock and never sell.

there, its gone.

>> No.29875250

>>29875174
READ THE POST, YOUR GOAL IS TO LOSE MONEY

>>29875186
kek i need to put this in the rules

>> No.29875256

>>29874988
short a bullish stock. You can lose more than 100%

>> No.29875269

>>29875137
So just make profi, keep profits and pay back the one million?

>> No.29875277

>>29874988
just buy any stock that is shilled in SMG

>> No.29875279

>>29875174
Nice reading skills retard

>> No.29875313

>>29874988
I buy Gamestop shares

>> No.29875315

>>29874988
Easy. Come to /biz/ and take all of their advise without research.

>> No.29875339

>>29874988
locate expensive stocks. Keep locating until money is gone

>> No.29875361

>>29875078

Oh well the during a dip just keep buying high selling low. Its not that tough.

Buy 1m stocks 1$ each sell at .95c buy it .94c sell at .93c you already lost 100k

>> No.29875362

>>29874988
3X leveraged funds, MEXX or FAZ

>> No.29875368

>>29875123
based

>> No.29875369

>>29874988
go extremely over leveraged on margin and throw it all into TSLA or some bullshit penny stock.
I could probably do this in a month.

>> No.29875372

Even shit stock like NKLA is still worth something. Your only chance is to buy Chinese garbage like Luckn Coffe and hope they go bankrupt and get delisted

>> No.29875385

>>29874988

buy volatile penny stocks on margin.

>> No.29875386

>>29874988
For this to work your final trade would need to be delisted or go to zero, which never really happens, so this is almost impossible. I'd trade commodity futures because then I could potentially lose more than the principal.

>> No.29875440

>>29875386
>>29875372
shhh

>> No.29875602

>>29874988
if no shorting allowed, buy a ~$4 stock on the NYSE of a failing company, once it goes sub $4, it's delisted. EZPZ

>> No.29876001

>>29874988
long any company that goes woke or supports blm

>> No.29876085

>>29874988
>take $1,000,000
>use $50,000 for hitman
>kill person who gave me the $1m with hitman
>profit

>> No.29876103

>>29874988
you can lose a lot with fees. assuming no fees then you can lose a lot on the spread just by market buying and then market selling everyday

>> No.29876225

>>29874988
Short a blue chip like apple with 100x leverage. Stock Goes up 1% and I’m liquidated. Shouldn’t take more than 5 minutes.

>> No.29876390

>>29874988
I could lose a million dollars in seconds in the market.

1- buy a shitload of futures
2- sell at a loss
3- repeat as necessary

No futures.

Short Tesla dip

FOREX - short the dollar with 50;1 leverage


1 million is absolutely nothing in the stocks market these days.

>> No.29876424

>>29875602
You still own the stock. Getting delisted doesn't make the company vanish.

>> No.29877269

>>29876390
>Short Tesla dip
wow you're a billionaire now and Elon Musk is in prison.

>> No.29877401

>>29875250
>>29875279
I KNOW YOU STUPID NIGGERS SEE: >>29875224

>> No.29878165

>>29874988
market buy the entire float of chink penny stocks.
repeat 3-4 times

>> No.29878746

>>29874988
$FEM
$WOMN
$ SHE
$NACP

$TQQQ
$SQQQ

>> No.29878866

>>29874988
just look at the charts everyday for what's going up 100% at a time buy in and sell when it dumps

>> No.29880176

What a retarded premise.
>what do you do?
The only thing you can, trade stocks. Fucking retard. Delete this fucking thread right now. Bich basterd.

>> No.29880475

>>29874988
buy tesla and watch it crash

>> No.29880485

In this thread: everyone shows how they are so retarded that they don't even know how to read

>> No.29880510

>>29874988
Long GME

>> No.29880629

>>29874988
buy $10,000 worth of 100 different penny stocks. and sell all of them in a week. repeat this ~24 times and you should be pretty close to 0

>> No.29880690

>>29874988
All in on impossible calls/puts. Could probably lose it all in 5 days or less.

>> No.29880723

Too easy op. Just buy gme

>> No.29880886

>>29874988
This is easy, just blind ape into penny stocks and be slow to pump and dumps, will lose the whole lot easily

>> No.29880929

Find the shadiest most financially engineered jewish security offered by the eternal swiss UBS. Find one that trades near $5. They have an auto-liquidation clause in all the prospectus saying they have to shut it down if NAV trades below $5. Then they redeem it for $0. See MORL MRRL HOML etc. from last march

>> No.29880985

ALL IN SEARS

>> No.29881039

>>29880929
Option 2 .
Find a really illiquid OTC stock with no bid. Buy it all at the ask and sell it at the $0.00 bid. Your broker will take it AND charge the OTC trading fee

>> No.29881431

>>29874988
Start a ponzi and accelerate its crashing.

>> No.29881955

>>29874988
Buy whatever biz is shilling

>> No.29881984

>you get to keep it all
>but only if you lose it all
ITT: retards

>> No.29882046

>>29874988
trade like i normally do probably

>> No.29882093

>>29881955
Bingo

>> No.29882152

>>29874988
>make my own company
>get it listed on nyse
>go all in on max shares with 1 mil
>announce bankruptcy
>stock tanks to zero

done

>> No.29882236

Retard thread

>> No.29882303

>>29874988
everything on gme

>> No.29882538

>>29874988
Find a company deep in trouble with government or IRS, debt so bad that they cant crawl out of no matter what by now. Penny stocks are good place to look.
Put in the 1 mil.. watch them flee the country after moving the funds.

>> No.29882612

>>29877269
Imagine the pain of just buying and most of the shit you're touching just moons randomly doing a 2x, most you could do is just sell at a huge profit and try something else, unlike anything you've ever seen in your life. Then 6 months are up and you turned 1 mil into 10 billion and you just rope ys.
Twilight zone shit right there.

>> No.29882668

>>29882612
meant to qoute this one:
>>29880629
but i guess it still works

>> No.29882682

>>29874988
>based 88 posting
become a hedge fund in 2021. short all retail. be jewish

>> No.29882728

>>29874988
Buy ethereum

>> No.29882775

>>29874988
Isn't this some 80's movie?
They ended up running for NYC mayor or some office and paying for some massive ad campaign telling people to vote to abstain.

>> No.29882790

>>29874988
forex with 50x leverage trying to long the canadian dollar.

Unless you mean NASDAQ or NYSE then just buy a penny stock on the verge of bankruptcy

>> No.29882818
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29882818

>>29882775
Sauce on name of that movie pls

>> No.29882868

>>29874988
what a poorly thought out and poorly written OP
fuck off fag

>> No.29883196

>Option A) Spend it all on clothing, food and give it away to homeless/poor areas and charities
Option B) Set up a mega party/festival, book actual bands/rappers, free booze food for everyone, pay drug dealer bros to give heavy discounts, pay escort companies to have loose women and men if that's your thing ready to FUCK

>> No.29883295

>>29874988
How are you supposed to lose everything if you only lose fractions? What's the rounding threshold for "everything?" Less than $1? If so just switch back and forth between volatility and anti-volatility indexes depending on which is more retarded.

>> No.29884161

>>29874988
This is like the train paradox where no matter what you do, everyone dies and you just have to watch. If I lose everything, what is there left to keep?

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29884358

>>29884161
What train paradox? You mean pic? cause yeah.. forcing an option on me will end badly for everyone.

>> No.29884463

>>29874988
I dont understand, whats the point?
Id just set up a bot and buy/sell on pairs with shit spreads until i lose it all on fees, price difference and commissions, youd be surprised how easy you can bleed out if you spam trades, this question is retarded

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29884828

>>29874988
invest it all into random stocks
give all the stocks to a random stranger for free.
ive now lost all the money

>> No.29885074

>>29874988
All in on DGTW

>> No.29885233

>>29875315
yeah all you'd have to do is invest in a single finely woven rug on binance scam chain

>> No.29885316

250 strike AAPL call options, can lose it by any given friday

>> No.29885349

Pay a first year compsci student to make a trading bot; load the funds and let it loose

>> No.29885366

>>29874988

Hire developers to create an encrypted decentralized onlyfans content sharing platform.

>> No.29885390

>>29882775
Lad thats the jogger boxer floyd mayweather.

>> No.29885408

>>29874988
Buy gme at 450

>> No.29885424
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29885424

>>29882818
Not a movie its a social media post by the retired boxer floyd mayweather

>> No.29885439

>>29874988
As an Argentinean I'll say invest on anything argentinean related, you'll be all red in less than a month.

>> No.29885526

>>29874988
Buy high sell low. Swing slot. I'd need 5 days.

>> No.29885548

I would just throw it into any random stock. Everything I put my money into gets B O G G E D.

>> No.29886224

if you lose it all and get to keep all of what you were given, you get to keep ___

>> No.29886773

>>29874988
>The only catch is that you can only use the stock market to lose money
- transfer funds into margin account
- borrow stocks to open a 1:4 short position
- short apple, google, amazon, microsoft, disney
- it only takes the entire portfolio to go down 12.5% on a standard stock 1:4 leverage before you reach your bankruptcy price, not including margin interest
- wait for a few months
- liquidated by a broker
e z

>> No.29886845

>>29874988
All in on Purell

>> No.29886900

>>29874988
Buy a shit load of OTM calls for anything that expires in a week. Your options will expire worthless.

>> No.29886936

Just reverse arbitrage, market buy and sell until the spread/fees consume it all.

>> No.29887073

>>29874988
I buy $1,000,000 worth of blockbuster then sell it for free